My Nickname is Kaykay

Pairs I like:

Harry/Hermione

Hermione/Tom Riddle

Hermione/Lucious Malfoy(not the love type, more torture)

Hermione/Crossover with Legolas, Gil, Angel,Captain Jack Sparrow

Hermione/Draco(sometimes)

Hermione/Blaise Z.

Hermione/Sirius Black

Hermione/Remus Lupin

Hermione/James P.

Bella/Edward

Bella/Jasper

Bella/Emmett

Bella/Jacob

Schyler/Oliver

Schyler/Jack

Twilight/Cirque De Freak, Artimis, Harry Potter

Harry Potter/CSI,Twilight

Pairs I Hate:

Draco/Ginny

Ginny(with anyone)

Hermione/Ron

Hermione/Voldy

Draco/OC

Harry/Tonks

Harry/Draco

Harry/Bellatrix

Harry/Voldy

Hermione/Bellatrix

Lucious and anyone but Hermione

Genre Il Like:

Horror

Romance/Horror

Adventure

AGNST

Tragedy

I have a huge fixation of(?) Edward getting killed and Bella falling in love with Jacob- yay

I love all the books in the world that are fiction- almost true

I love Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland, in the fanfics that you all make, as well as Chesire- human forms of course

I dispise anything that has lived in the water- food

I could never be a vegetarian- I love meat to much

I love popcorn, suckers, and like Scotish and English chocolate- almost anything with sugar because I'm always asleep

I like Naruto- and another anime that I cant spell, dont even know if thats how you spell anime..hmm...

I love Vampire Knight Manga's... I love Shiki and Zero, scary thing is i also like Headmaster Cross too

I love Scotland and want to go to Forks and Egypt

I love tea and really fast cars- I have a need for speed

I cry easily at some books- not so much at most of them

I like all types of music especialy Queen!! Go Queen... Another one bites the Dust...

and Elvis... and the Cottars... and ... and ... many more.look on the side you see a face

and finally a question... Why is a raven like a writing desk??... if you dont know the answer keep reading

You now know that if you wasted your time trying to answer that quest you have gone completley MAD!! HE HEHE HEH EHEHHE HEHE HE HE HE HE HE.

stereotypes (I bolded the ones I am)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m a PERFECT weight for my height but not a size 0 to 4, so I MUST still be fat.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST be an annoying, steal- your -money bitch.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a (was a) DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I only wear PANTS, so I MUST be gay or will never have a boyfriend

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I find BOYS annoying and obnoxious, so I MUST be gay

I like OLDER guys, so I MUST be a whore and a slut.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I’m SCOTISH, so I MUST love the sound of bagpipes and wear kilts all the time.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

My MUM is my best friend, so I MUST be a mommas’ girl/boy.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I’m CANADIAN so I MUST live in an igloo

I’m AMERICAN so I MUST be out for your money

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I cant DECIDE what I like more, so I MUST be BI.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m SCARED of BUGS so I MUST be an annoying “SAVE ME ” girl.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I hang with “THE SMART GROUP” so I MUST be a BRAINIAC too.

I DON’T go Out on the weekend to partys, so I MUST have NO FRIENDS

I like bugs, I think they’re cool, so I MUST wish to have be born as a GUY

I'm ADOPTED so i Must have been UNWANTED

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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