HI! I'm MorbidDramaQueen,

(also known as Dania (Don-ya) in the internet world. No, it's not my real name), MDQ sounds kinda lame. Like is stands for SUPER MEGA DARIY QUEEN, or something.

I really, really,very, extremly want you to review (if and when I get some stories out). I can't become a better author if I get no feed back. So, speak your mind, ask questions, beg for updates, and I'll see what I can do, which sadly is not much. Lately I've stayed away from fluff, and write oneshots occasionally.

From this point on the Jane Austin '"Last Impressions" is to be dropped until further notice. I've lost the last two chapters (dead computer) and have found myself much too focused on Artemis Fowl.

Also, I would like to mention that my Artemis Fowl fiction shall probably have long breaks due to computer problems. The one I wrote WTVS and the first five chapters of WTVC has crashed completely, sending all rough drafts I had typed up, down the drain. While I have most of What the Voices cry written in my paper-and-fake-leather notebook, typing shall take a good chunck of time. So please understand that What the Voices Scream will NOT be post for a very long time.

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Okay, now to the actual bio part: I'm a teenager who, for the most part, acts like they're in their midthirtys, but whose spelling and handwriting is similar to that of an 8 year old. They call it gifted, I called insanity. I live in the US, use international, not-in-English-to-confuse-my-friends phrases, and spend 50 percent of my time reading or writting. 15 percent of it is spent listening to books on CD while I work on ramdom art projects. The other 35 is either lost, or so dull you shouldn't care. And if you do you have major mental problems, or are soooo obessively in love with me it's creepy.

The things I like: fresh fruit, rainy days, good authors, good TV shows, brilliant actors, bright colors, mixed culture, an open mind, Learning new things, Freedom of choice, my time, my teachers, Mrs. H ( You rock, Mrs. H, I wouldn't even be able to do my times tables or multiply fractions if it weren't for you!) kayaking and fresh air. And my dogs. And my cats. They are the bestest pets in the US, if not the world. Ireland. England. France. Italy. India. South Africa. If you live there, I am green with envy. Yes, GREEN! I also like ghost stuff. Like the TV shows "A Haunting". Rencarnation. ESP. Stuff like that. But not UFOs. I mean, really people. Half of that can be explained! Everyone knows area 51 doesn't exist. I mean, the place still does, just the Army Base it use to be was moved to Colordo. I am a skeptic, anyhow.

Music I like: My Music is everything from Within Temptation to Shakira, The Beatles, Musicals in General, High School Muscials, Boyz like Girlz, Soundtracks from Star Wars, Nightwish, Cher, Big n' Rich, Keri Nobel, Jason Mraz, Lynard Skynrd, Rihanna, Josh What's-his-Bucket, Michael Jackson, Sarah Bareilles, Madonna, Evanescence, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Sugarland, Maroon 5, Billy Joel, Mandy Moore, Charlotte Church, Plain White Ts, Steve Holy and Shania Twain. Mostly I favour select songs, rather than everything the artist pops out.

Spell Check. I thank the gods every day for Spell Check. You'll see why if you haven already.

Books I like: Biographies, Movie novelizations (is that a word?), Fictions, fanasties, some mild Meg Cabot type. Princess Bride, Harry Potter, Max Ride Series, Bunnicula The Imortals, Alanna The Lioness, Twilight (Was first on the bandwagon Folks!), Vampire Kisses (they're badly written to me, like fan fiction almost, and very predictible, but a good story line and hot hero), 1-800-Where-R-You, Mediator series, poetry, Da Vinci Code, Wildwood Dancing, Beauty, Artemis Fowl, Pride and Predjuice, Emma, Troy, Sundays At Tiffany's ...I could go on for hours, but am to lazy to try

I use to like the Eragon thingy, and the author, but it appears he's turned to the dark side of writting not for the love of it, but the money. And has anyone noticed how it has odd paralles to the old Star Wars? And Lord of the Rings? And Harry Potter (there are a few!)? Anyone?

Authors: Jane Austen, JK Rowling, Eoin Colfer, Stephenie Meyer, James Patterson, Leigh Hunt, John Grisham, Robin McKinley, John Green, Tamora Pierce, David Sedaris, Sonya Sones, Dave Barry, Sara Dessen, Lloyd Alexander

TV Show/Movies I like: CSI, Charmed, NCIS, MASH, Star Trek, Biography, ER, Fox and Friends, MADtv, Scrubs, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, LA Inked, A Haunting, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, the History Channel in general, Dr. G, Clean House, House MD, Avatar: Last Airbender, the Mentalist, Burn Notice, and Moonlight? The one with the vampires

Star Wars, Evita, Phantom of the Opera (Webber's version & the silent film), Elizabethtown, Some of the HPs, Indiana Jones (LucasFilms! Yeah!) , Lion King, Titanic, Theif Lord, Pride & Prejudice, Newsies Howl's Moving Castle, Rent, High School Musical (Simply because my BF and I love to mimick and make fun of it.), The Mummy, Little Shop of Horrors, The Invisible, StarDust, In the Land of Women, Grease, Footloose, Ocean's 11, 12, 13, Music and Lyrics and Potter Puppet Pals.

What I read/write:

Poetry, Novel-style, Epic Poetry style, or whatever you shall toss to me

Harry Potter: Tom/Hermione or Tom/OC

CSI: Sara/Grissom forevah! Or just Grissom. Maybe about the general cast, mysteries, et cetera. Nothing super long.

Artemis Fowl: Arty/OC. Or just Artemis.

(What the Voices Say: Sophia, who is NOT that Mary Sue. She isn't me, she isn't who I wish to be. The only things she has that I wish I had is her hair and artistic ablities. We share little in common. I'm not a genius, (Neither is she, just a prodgy, there is a difference if you read that one book about Katherines by John Green). She is not based on me, has only a few characteristics similar to mine, and a different style (in clothes, I mean). Tara, her alias (Doesn't that make the whole story sound cheesy?) isn't me either. What next, a secret bastard child? Whatev. Just read the damn story.

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What the Voices Cry: The "What-if" to WTVS. Sophie left 8 years ago, promising to return once every year. Since then, someone's sanity was dancing over the edge of complete maddness. The only thing is, he's very good at hiding it. Something cracks, and we see that even the most intelligent of us do not always stay on the wagon. (this came to me one day while thinking "Some of the most brilliant people are completely nuts." )

What the Voices Scream: The 1st "What-if". Sophie was caught/never escaped and is mind wiped. What are the results? If Artemis could save himself from a similar problem, could she? Can Artemis even stand restarting all of this over again? If she breaks down the walls, will she want to come out.

Greek/Egyptian Myths:

Red Sky is my child. Yes, it is. An idea I put into action in the 8th grade. It is done it a Meg Cabot style toward the beginning, and drifts into a darker tone as time goes on. It was suppose to be a oneshot, but I reconsidered the story line. Updates will be inconsistant, seeing as the plot has frequent U-turns and back flips. It will always, I am sad to say, be my 2nd banana, which is to say, the story I chip away at when Artemis's tale is running a bit slow and shitty.

A Hades & Persephone story, rencarnation style. Modern-day with a lot of flash back-dream sequences. They two main characters Hale and Kari are the above mentioned gods, with cameos from Nyx, Hemera, Eros, Bia, Erebus, Zeus, Artemis, Venus, Hera, Hermes, Apollo, Arse, and a few others. Try to find them all (and I'll see if can remember who all I put in!) I plan to come back later and revise the 1st chapter to match the rest.

Avatar: Last Airbender: My pairings might be Zutara, but not in the traditional form.

Phantom of the Opera, based on the orginal novel and Andrew Lloyd Webber's brilliant musical, which I have seen over 50 times, but just the movie, not on stage, sadly.Mostly, I read this. Sadly, nobody updates too frequently. And Finally, most of them are crap anyways.

Newsies: Spot, Jack, w/ OC

If any information is incorrect blame me, the internet, wikipedia or my confidence in my ablity to retain facts and info fairly well. And that would still be blaming me.

Feel free to drop me a review, message, or whatever.

Ta! Ciao. Bye!!