Hello, I'm sama-chan. My pen-name is a pun about me, maybe I'll tell you about it. My facebook page is: http://www.facebook.com/samachanff

I will gladly beta you. Just ask. I am way more prompt with beta-ing than writing. I am the biggest procrastinator ever, but the one exception is being a beta. So y'know, message me.

I take requests for stories too!

A few things you probably don't know:

Most used word/phrase: Lolz.

Favourite manga/anime: Fullmetal Alchemist

Second favourite: Naruto

Third favourite: Death Note

Fourth favourite: Bleach

Favourite fantasy things: Zombies, unicorns, fairies, dragons, and demons. (Unintentionally in alphabetical order, from Z to A)

Favourite key on the key board: Either 'L' or '.'

Things I Absolutely Hate: Hypocrites, French, no spell-check, a lack of proper vocabulary and grammar (it doesn't need to be perfect, just goddamn try!), stereotypes, hockey, fractions, hockey, fractions, hockey, when people don't realise that Chuck Norris can be beaten by Bruce Lee because HE WAS GODDAMN TRAINED BY BRUCE LEE, when people are just completely ignorant to myself and my friends, when I get mad enough that I start to sound ignorant (which is unintentional, I get mad, I get irrational), when teachers are bitches, and of course, people who complain irrationally and too often.

Things I Absolutely Love: Chuck Norris jokes (but only if they have nothing to do with him being unbeatable BECAUSE GODDAMN BRUCE LEE TRAINED HIM), How I Met Your Mother, Criminal Minds, books, movies, Eat Pray Love (I don't care how horrible and boring that movie is, I JUST LIKE IT OKAY?), Alexander Skarsgard, Trueblood, jokes, humour, guys (I am so shy I get so embarrassed being around guys, but WHATEVER A HOT GUY IS GODDAMN FINE WITH ME), hair, nails, cheesecake, strawberries, pasta, guys, cheesecake, pasta, guys, cheesecake, music, zombies, nerdy guys, funny guys, and of course, writing stories.

Now that you know pretty much everything about me, you can read my stories below, with my erratic updates that are always promised but never delivered (UNLESS I get guilty enough to promise something pretty much impossible, in which case I do that. Like a update every day for three or four days. I did that. And then I said an update in two weeks. NEVER CAME.) . SO. As you can tell, I'm a bit erm, anti-climatic? Is that it? Yeah...

NOTES

I'm a beta! For AkitaFallow, her story "More Than Just a Murder".

I'm a blogger on a website for "gifted" people, called "Wanderers and Seekers". So look it up (and join us!): http://wewhoseekanswers.blogspot.com

I have a fictionpress.com account. Updates will be sporadic and unreliable. But you can check out my original work: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/797952

I have sprained my thumb, so there may not be the promised update this week. [EDIT: Aug1/2012] It is mostly healed but I won't be able to update until the end of the month.

Yeah. Um. Thinking of doing a sequel for When Cherry Blossoms fall, 'cause y'all seem to like it.

[-sama-chan]