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Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter. Hey, I'm books4evah (not giving you my name). I'm a teenager (wow), and I live in the US of A (also pronounced as ooh-sa). As you can tell, I love books, and reading. I'm also an insanely huge harry potter fan. Here are some facts about me: Favorite Books: THe Princess Bride, Stardust, the Harry Potter series, the Stravaganza series, My Most Excellent Year (you really have to get past the crappy title, though), An Abundance of Katherines, The Messenger, The Goose Girl series, Sarah Dessen's later books, A Song For Summer, The Red Necklace, Shakespeare (even though that's not really a book... HIS PLAYS ARE STILL GREAT! Though, my favorite play ever is the Importance of Being Earnest). Favorite Movies: Penelope, Prince Caspian, All James Bond movies, Star Wars! (yes, it deserves an exclamation point), Spaceballs, The Rocker, The House Bunny, Back to the Future, Sound of Music... not a big movie person... Favorite T.V. Shows: MASH, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Pushing Daisies, The Office, Glee, How It's Made, among others Favorite Actors/Actresses: Nathan Lane, Alan Alda, Rupert Grint (I kept that in for old times' sake. It might help explain the obsession in some of my stories). Oh, and I love Maggie Smith and Judi Dench (although, I'm not as crazy about her as the British are. Dame Judi Dench is up there with the queen for them, if you ask me). Favorite Quotes: Don't worry. I have a lot. "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them" from Shakespeare's Twelfth Night Carpe Diem "To thine own self be true", from Shakespeare's Hamlet. "Let's kill all of the lawyers" from one of Shakespeare's "king" plays (you know, like King Richard, or King Henry, or whatever) "Something wicked this way comes", from Macbeth. "I kill you!"- Achmed, the dead terrorist (Achmed the Dead Terrorist) "A-C-Phelgm"- Achmed, the dead terrorist, when asked to spell his name Also, anything by Eddie Izzard fits under this category! ("Cake or death?") And all Monty Python. ("She's a witch! Burn her!") Favorite Harry Potter Characters: 1. Ron Weasley (sigh...) 2. Fred and George Weasley (you honestly want me to decide who's better?) 3. James Potter (MY marauder!) 4. Oliver Wood (my third favorite Quidditch player, after James and Ron) 5. Percy Weasley (rule-lovers have never been so adorable) 6. Minerva McGonagall (best teacher EVER!) 7.Romilda Vane (if I hated her... i'd be a hypocrite.. besides, I did sort of dedicate the Questionnaire to her) 8. Hermione Granger (but I only really like her in J.K.'s books) 9. Petunia Dursley (before she becomes all mean) 10. Peter Pettigrew (before he turns to the dark side...definitely the second best marauder) 11. Luna Lovegood (Luna's not the only loopy one around here) 12. Lily Evans (there is nothing wrong with beimg a smarty-pants know-it-all! I should know!) 13. Sirius Black (as a marauder...definitely the funny one to read)) 14. Bill Weasley (I dunno... he just gives off a cool vibe...) 15. Teddy Lupin (drool...) Favorite Harry Potter Ships: James and Lily:They're perfect for each other!! Ron and Hermione: Ron deserves only the best! And c'mon! When ISN'T there evidence of them getting together? It's even in the second book! Ron gets all jealous when Hermione is fawning over Lockhart, and HE'S the one jumping up to kill Malfoy when he says 'too bad it wasn't Granger who died' or whatever. Teddy/Victoire: I thought it was cute from the beginning, but, read 'A Year in the Life' by sweasely, and I swear, you'll fall in love with it again. Oliver and Katie: So incredibly cute. It just is. No questioning me. Bill and Fleur: I don't know. They just mesh, I suppose. Harry and Ginny: It's cute and it's canon. What more could you want? Neville and Luna: THey're both outcasts, and shoved together. If they aren't dating, then they should at least be friends. Ron and Me: Had to say that! Don't say that's impossible, cause the wizarding world DOES exist, but it is more likely that I'll get together with Rupert Grint. BLOODY HELL! RUPERT GRINT IS THE HOTTEST THING TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET!! DON'T DISAGREE, CAUSE I'LL RIP YOU APART, LIMB FROM LIMB!! GOT IT? So, any disagreements? Good, I thought none of you wanted to die. I'm to Ron as Romilda is to Harry. 'Cept, I don't stalk Ron. YET. Ships That get on My Nerves: Draco and Hermione/Ginny: Malfoy doesn't deserve them. And anyway, his views on mudbloods and blood traitors will never change. Besides, in the second book, he was all for Hermione DYING. The only relationship that I'm okay with that involves Malfoy, is Draco and Pansy. Snape and Hermione/Ginny: Ewwwwwww! The age difference is disgusting! And, er, well, my MOTHER thinks Alan Rickman looks..."hot". What does that tell you? Snape and Lily: I support them as friends, but Lily dating Snape TOTALLY ruins Lily and James, and they're my favorite ship! Slash Couples: Nothing wrong with them, but the ships I prefer sort of conflict with most slash ships. And Snape and Harry? Really? Incest: MERLIN! THAT'S SICK! Really, incest is wrong. Personally, I'd rather not snog my brother, would you? After that, it doesn't really matter, whatever ship you come up with is fine with me, as long as it doesn't ruin one of the preferred ships above. And, I'll probably be okay with most canon ships. Random Facts About Me: I like science and geometry. And trigonometry. Call me a geek, a nerd, a dork, or whatever... but they make me feel smart! Which leads me to say, I'm on math team. And it's FUN. My stories may be funny to you (some say they are, some say they aren't), but in real life, I'm about as funny as a dead twig. Just don't ask... I know the capitals of all fifty states. (Seriously, ask me any U.S. state, I know the capital) Sometimes, when I read my older stories, I think I'm no better than Sirius... sigh... at least I'm getting over the whole oyster thing... I have no friggin clue where the oyster thing came from. It just came from nowhere, and since everyone seemed to like it, I kept on including it in my stories. My main language is English, but I'm taking Italian, and have a limited German vocabulary. I can say 'thank you', 'thank you very much', and 'you're not my sister' in German. With very bad grammar, mind you. I've sleptwalked out of two hotels. One in San Diego, and the other in Rome. Fun. I also lost my little sister in Vatican City. Even more fun. All of my crushes have been shorter than me. Sad how tall I'm not... and how short they all were… I've become friends with DogStar15. I'm currently beta-ing her fic Say Yes, which I encourage you all to go and read. I am the ultimate UNC legend. My parents and grandparents both attended the University of North Carolina (not to mention met there), and my dad grew up at Chapel Hill, since his parents both taught there. Oh! And my great-great-great-great-uncle went there, until he left to join the Confederate army. My dad took a geology class at UNC with Michael Jordan. But I'm the one who met COLIN FIRTH. While he was filming St. Trinian's II. Okay, I knew that The Questionnaire was popular. But then I got bored, and Googled my pen name. And then I found out how popular it really is. (It may not seem like much to some of you, but to me, it means a lot). I scare myself sometimes... I'm having way too serious Harry Potter withdrawal symptoms. Which is why I'm here. I'm STILL waiting for my Hogwarts acceptance letter. Why did they have to use ERROL to deliver it? Meh! If there's anything you need to know about my stories, or my C2, or anything (like why I'm insane. The answer to that is, I'm not insane! As surprising as that may be, I am actually a straight A student, but have become quite corrupted by fanfiction... that and well... you don't want to know what having siblings does to you...), don't be afraid to PM me! Or, if you want to hear one of my rants (why I dress up like Sarah Palin occasionally, why Ron and Hermione are meant to be, why Peter is cool, and should NOT BE IGNORED in stories, why for some really stupid reason I like Romilda Vane, and why the sky is blue), again, don't be afraid to PM me! ~~Okay, I'm going to apologize here for all typos in my stories. I'm doing my best to check my stories, read them over, but I can miss stuff. Just to warn you. But, other than the occasional typo, my stories use correct grammar.~~ | |||||||||||
1. Hedgehog Day reviewsWhat happens on Hedgehog Day stays on Hedgehog day. The explanation of how one pair strappy shoes, one Cupid costume, one jack-in-the-box, and one feminine name determine one relationship's fate. Post-Hogwarts marauders. James/Lily Frank/AliceHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,574 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-29-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete2. The Importance of Being Emmeline reviewsBe yourself, everyone else is taken.-Oscar Wilde. Well, Emmeline is Alice, Alice is Emmeline, Mary is Sauerkraut, Sirius's bollocks are in trouble, Remus is uber lazy, Peter's a pseudo-pornographer... who exactly IS left? AliceFrank LilyJames BenjyEmmelinHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-9-09 - Alice L. & Frank L. - Complete3. Bras, Lipgloss, and a Pair of Panties reviewsStalking expeditions... colonized dishes of mashed potatoes... an imminent under wear burning party... and another two romance s . All the symptoms of the sequel to Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers. FrankAlice, JamesLily, GideonEmmeline.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,229 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-1-08 - Frank L. & Alice L. - Complete4. Backpfeifengesicht reviewsBackpfiefengesicht- noun: the German word for a face that cries out for a fist in it. Apparently there are a lot of Backpfeifengesichts in Hogwarts.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,669 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-9-08 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete5. On the Way to Transfiguration reviewsSirius gave a low whistle. “Did you know there was a mini-Lily Evans in Hogwarts? I certainly didn’t.” Peter snorted. “Yeah, well this means that James’ll be pining over another girl.” This is the story of that mini-Lily Evans. AliceFrank and LilyJames.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-12-08 - Alice L. & Frank L. - Complete6. The Questionnaire » reviewsI have found out how little we wizards know about each other. In attempt to modify this, I, Romilda Vane, have created a godsend. The Questionnaire.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 184 - Words: 108,395 - Reviews: 1685 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 1-4-08 - Complete7. Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers reviewsA room that smells of vinegar... A friend who stabs people with cups... An adventure with a pet grindylow named 'Grindy'... A severe loss of manliness... A romance... All the symptoms of an escapade in the boys' dormitories. A Lily/James fanfic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-26-08 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete8. Potions, Pins, and Players reviewsJames asked out Alice, who said yes, but really likes Frank, who likes her. So, Frank is going out with Lily, who actually likes James, who liked her the whole time. Confused yet? JamesxLily and FrankxAliceHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-30-08 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete9. Three Little Pigs, and the Big Bad Diet Pepsi? reviewsBabitty Rabitty and Her Cackling Stump is too disturbin sounding, and the Three Little Pigs isn't oringinal enough. To what lengths will the marauders go to find that perfect story?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-8-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete10. Blue Paint reviewsWho knew that the worst decison of Victoire Weasley's life could also be the best? Sequel to Ancient Runes and Reality Quidditch.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-31-07 - Teddy L. & Victoire W. - Complete11. Reality Quidditch » reviewsSeven different people get seven identical letters. What will happen? Slightly AU; Fred comes back from the dead.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,515 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-9-07 - Oliver W. & Katie B. - Complete12. The Bloody Nutcracker reviewsA potion gone wrong. A perfect couple. A classic story. And a Christmas never to be forgotten.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-23-07 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete13. Aunt Emmy's Oysters reviewsCannibalism... cannibalism... cannibalism..." Sirius was muttering, rocking back and forth in his seat, still wearing the straight jacket. Sequel to Ancient Runes.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-28-07 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete14. The Airport reviewsThe stewardess at the front desk seemingly forgot that people were waiting to board the plane, and the pilots getting off the plane stopped in their tracks to watch. "Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her", the crowd began to chant.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-27-07 - Lily Luna P. & James P. - Complete15. Ancient Runes » reviewsThe marauders and Lily and gang all share one class. Ancient Runes. Who knew that one subject could bring up so much controversy?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,882 - Reviews: 214 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-12-07 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete16. Damn You, Sirius! reviewsJames is resolved to make this night the perfect date. It his 77th date with Lily, and everyone knows what that means. The perfect night to propose. But what happens when Sirius shows up?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-10-07 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete17. Lunchtime reviewsEvery day, Mary MacDonald sits in the same place for lunch. In between the marauders and Lily and friends. Which, grants her a front row seat for an insane ride. Based off a true story.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-8-07 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete18. A Midsummer's Night Dream » reviewsLove and reason keep little company nowadays. Bottom, Act 2, A Midsummer's Night Dream. How right he is, and the Harry Potter cast is here to prove it. Good Lord. What fools these mortals be!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-7-07 - Published: 11-3-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete19. Um Your Hair is Nice? reviewsProfessor Burbage isn't completely right in the head. Which is why she sleeps for 40 minutes of her class, and then shouts, "MR. POTTER! WHY AREN'T YOU STROKING MISS EVANS' ARM?" Snape will never be the same.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-6-07 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete20. Love's Labor's Lost » reviewsWhat happens when you mix the marauder's era and Shakespeare's Love's Labour's Lost? Why, lots of romance, of course! JamesLily, SiriusMarlene, RemusTonks, FrankAlice, and many more!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,352 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-2-07 - Published: 10-29-07 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete21. James Potter's Bloody Awesome Notebook » reviewsIt's simple. A little Veritaserum in their tea, and they'll be admitting their love for each other right and left. Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley will FINALLY be together. But what about Fred and Angelina? Third in the Notebook series.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 10-27-07 - Fred W. & Angelina J. - Complete22. Dumbledore's Insane reviewsKARAOKE TIME!" exclaimed Dumbledore. The students looked apprehensive, as it was one of Dumbledore's 'genius' ideas, but still looked excited. Slightly AU, and major OOCness on Dumbledore's part. Too many ships to count.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-20-07 - Albus D. - Complete23. Girlfriend » reviewsWhat happens when Sirius bullies James into getting a new girlfriend? The cast of the marauder era breaks into song! What else? Mostly LilyJames, but some AliceFrank.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,635 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 10-16-07 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete24. An Everlasting Love reviewsHarry Potter. Those are possibly the two words I fear and love the most in life. No. Scratch the possibly. They are the two words I fear and love the most.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-14-07 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete25. Fred Weasley's Awesomer Notebook » reviewsIf I have any say in it, which I do, Ron and Hermione will be inseperable quite soon! MUAHAHAHAHA! Sequel to Sirius Black's Notebook. Slightly AU.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 10-6-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete26. The Confessions of Petunia Dursley reviewsPetunia's not all bad. The story of Petunia, from the beginning. May be considered AU. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-6-07 - Petunia D. - Complete27. Sirius Black's Notebook » reviewsI need good blackmail on Prongsierella... I've got it! I will record all of his failures with Lily in this notebook, its NOT a diary, Moony, and if he steps out of line, MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm EVIL, EVIL, I SAY!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 9-25-07 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete
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