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since: 08-29-07, id: 1364219, Profile Updated: 04-21-13
country: USA
Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, and Greek Mythology.

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Hey, I'm books4evah. Here are some random facts about me, for anyone who cares:

Favorite Books: Voltaire's stories (Candide, Zadig, Ingenuous, etc), God of Small Things, The Princess Bride, Ivanhoe, Water for Elephants, The Importance of Being Earnest, The Aeneid, The Odyssey, Edith Hamilton's Mythology, Stardust, essays of E.B. White, the Harry Potter series (of course), The Messenger, (selected works of) Shakespeare, Pride and Prejudice, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Emma, Sense and Sensibility

Favorite Quotes:

"Melinade (that is the lady's name, which I have had my reasons for not telling until now, because it was not yet made up) went ahead as best she could..." - Voltaire, The One-Eyed Porter

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners"- Johnny Carson

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them" - Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

"Men of fortune come and go, but a head clamp lasts forever."- The Beau Stratagem

Also, anything by Eddie Izzard fits under this category! ("Cake or death?")

And all Monty Python. ("She's a witch! Burn her!")

Favorite Harry Potter Characters:

1. Crookshanks

2. Kreacher

3. Ron Weasley

4. James Potter

5. Neville Longbottom

6. Minerva Mcgonagall

7. Fred and George Weasley

8. Petunia Dursley

9. Peter Pettigrew

10. Lily Evans


1. Cauldron Cakes » reviews
She was not the brave one, nor the smart one, nor the pretty one. She was never the superlative: not with her friends and not with her family. She was the average one. This is the untold story of Marlene McKinnon. MarleneOC, LilyJames, AliceFrank
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,549 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-20-12 - Published: 12-30-11 - Marlene M.
2. The Peter Pettigrew Fan Club » reviews
Welcome to the the Marauder Fan Club-where you are free to drool over and fantasize about the classic hunk Jame Potter, the rebellious bad boy Sirius Black, and the quiet, sensitive Remus Lupin. There's just one problem-where's Peter's fan club? JPLE FLAL PPMM And remember that Rita, as president, gets first dibs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,731 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-13-12 - Published: 6-28-12 - Peter P. & Marlene M. - Complete
3. Procreation for Dummies » reviews
LilyJames. I'd tell you what the story's about, but I don't really know. Because I'm not writing it. The readers are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,872 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 1-10-12 - Published: 7-2-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P.
4. Mr Hogwarts reviews
"and... I believe they should, uh, our education over here, in Hogwarts, should help Hogwarts, or should help the Beauxbatons...so we will be able to build up for our future...for us..." Like Miss America. Only, ten bajillion times cooler. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-29-10 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
5. The Scorpion » reviews
Mortals make mistakes, and so do the gods. A story of impulsive love, archery, twins, and innocence. ArtemisxOrion and ApolloxOC. Glossary of characters included.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-26-10 - Artemis & Apollo - Complete
6. Hedgehog Day reviews
What happens on Hedgehog Day stays on Hedgehog day. The explanation of how one pair strappy shoes, one Cupid costume, one jack-in-the-box, and one feminine name determine one relationship's fate. Post-Hogwarts marauders. James/Lily Frank/Alice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-29-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
7. The Importance of Being Emmeline reviews
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.-Oscar Wilde. Well, Emmeline is Alice, Alice is Emmeline, Mary is Sauerkraut, Sirius's bollocks are in trouble, Remus is uber lazy, Peter's a pseudo-pornographer... who exactly IS left? AliceFrank LilyJames BenjyEmmelin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-9-09 - Alice L. & Frank L. - Complete
8. Bras, Lipgloss, and a Pair of Panties reviews
Stalking expeditions... colonized dishes of mashed potatoes... an imminent under wear burning party... and another two romance s . All the symptoms of the sequel to Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers. FrankAlice, JamesLily, GideonEmmeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-1-08 - Frank L. & Alice L. - Complete
9. Backpfeifengesicht reviews
Backpfiefengesicht- noun: the German word for a face that cries out for a fist in it. Apparently there are a lot of Backpfeifengesichts in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,676 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-9-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
10. On the Way to Transfiguration reviews
Sirius gave a low whistle. "Did you know there was a mini-Lily Evans in Hogwarts? I certainly didn't." Peter snorted. "Yeah, well this means that James'll be pining over another girl." This is the story of that mini-Lily Evans. AliceFrank and LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,278 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-12-08 - Alice L. & Frank L. - Complete
11. The Questionnaire » reviews
I have found out how little we wizards know about each other. In attempt to modify this, I, Romilda Vane, have created a godsend. The Questionnaire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 183 - Words: 113,525 - Reviews: 1714 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 1-4-08 - Complete
12. Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers reviews
A room that smells of vinegar... A friend who stabs people with cups... An adventure with a pet grindylow named 'Grindy'... A severe loss of manliness... A romance... All the symptoms of an escapade in the boys' dormitories. A Lily/James fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 4-26-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
13. Potions, Pins, and Players reviews
James asked out Alice, who said yes, but really likes Frank, who likes her. So, Frank is going out with Lily, who actually likes James, who liked her the whole time. Confused yet? JamesxLily and FrankxAlice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-30-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
14. Three Little Pigs, and the Big Bad Diet Pepsi? reviews
Babitty Rabitty and Her Cackling Stump is too disturbing sounding, and the Three Little Pigs isn't original enough. To what lengths will the marauders go to find that perfect story?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-8-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
15. Blue Paint reviews
Who knew that the worst decison of Victoire Weasley's life could also be the best? Sequel to Ancient Runes and Reality Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-31-07 - Teddy L. & Victoire W. - Complete
16. Reality Quidditch » reviews
Seven different people get seven identical letters. What will happen? Slightly AU; Fred comes back from the dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,224 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-9-07 - Oliver W. & Katie B. - Complete
17. The Bloody Nutcracker reviews
A potion gone wrong. A perfect couple. A classic story. And a Christmas never to be forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-23-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
18. Aunt Emmy's Oysters reviews
Cannibalism... cannibalism... cannibalism..." Sirius was muttering, rocking back and forth in his seat, still wearing the straight jacket. Sequel to Ancient Runes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-28-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
19. The Airport reviews
The stewardess at the front desk seemingly forgot that people were waiting to board the plane, and the pilots getting off the plane stopped in their tracks to watch. "Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her", the crowd began to chant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-27-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
20. Ancient Runes » reviews
The marauders and Lily and gang all share one class. Ancient Runes. Who knew that one subject could bring up so much controversy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,861 - Reviews: 220 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-12-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
21. Damn You, Sirius! reviews
James is resolved to make this night the perfect date. It his 77th date with Lily, and everyone knows what that means. The perfect night to propose. But what happens when Sirius shows up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-10-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
22. Lunchtime reviews
Every day, Mary MacDonald sits in the same place for lunch. In between the marauders and Lily and friends. Which, grants her a front row seat for an insane ride. Based off a true story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-8-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
23. A Midsummer's Night Dream » reviews
Love and reason keep little company nowadays. Bottom, Act 2, A Midsummer's Night Dream. How right he is, and the Harry Potter cast is here to prove it. Good Lord. What fools these mortals be!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-7-07 - Published: 11-3-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
24. Um Your Hair is Nice? reviews
Professor Burbage isn't completely right in the head. Which is why she sleeps for 40 minutes of her class, and then shouts, "MR. POTTER! WHY AREN'T YOU STROKING MISS EVANS' ARM?" Snape will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-6-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
25. Love's Labor's Lost » reviews
What happens when you mix the marauder's era and Shakespeare's Love's Labour's Lost? Why, lots of romance, of course! JamesLily, SiriusMarlene, RemusTonks, FrankAlice, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-2-07 - Published: 10-29-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
26. James Potter's Bloody Awesome Notebook » reviews
It's simple. A little Veritaserum in their tea, and they'll be admitting their love for each other right and left. Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley will FINALLY be together. But what about Fred and Angelina? Third in the Notebook series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 10-27-07 - Fred W. & Angelina J. - Complete
27. Dumbledore's Insane reviews
KARAOKE TIME!" exclaimed Dumbledore. The students looked apprehensive, as it was one of Dumbledore's 'genius' ideas, but still looked excited. Slightly AU, and major OOCness on Dumbledore's part. Too many ships to count.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-20-07 - Albus D. - Complete
28. Girlfriend » reviews
What happens when Sirius bullies James into getting a new girlfriend? The cast of the marauder era breaks into song! What else? Mostly LilyJames, but some AliceFrank.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 10-16-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
29. An Everlasting Love reviews
Harry Potter. Those are possibly the two words I fear and love the most in life. No. Scratch the possibly. They are the two words I fear and love the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-14-07 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
30. Fred Weasley's Awesomer Notebook » reviews
If I have any say in it, which I do, Ron and Hermione will be inseperable quite soon! MUAHAHAHAHA! Sequel to Sirius Black's Notebook. Slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 10-6-07 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
31. The Confessions of Petunia Dursley reviews
Petunia's not all bad. The story of Petunia, from the beginning. May be considered AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-6-07 - Petunia D. - Complete
32. Sirius Black's Notebook » reviews
I need good blackmail on Prongsierella... I've got it! I will record all of his failures with Lily in this notebook, its NOT a diary, Moony, and if he steps out of line, MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm EVIL, EVIL, I SAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 9-25-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
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