Do people actually read these things? Am i just wasting my time doing this? He he, sorry it's so long, but some of the things i've seen are just too damn amusing to ignore. So I copy and paste them into my profile, thinking naively that people actually read these...

That's Robert Pattinson. I'm actually very happy with him (not so much Kristan Stewart), and I worked forever to find this particular picture. I think he's completely drool worthy, and the people who say he's not need to get their heads checked out. Just kidding...Kind off...:)

As I put in my story, I have cancer. I live in a hospital in Philly, and I've made some awesome friends.

fave movies: the notebook (i bawled through the whole thing!), music and lyrics, gray matters, the new king kong, the dead poet's society, breakfast at tifanies and... i don't really remember any others!

fave tv shows: i love lucy reruns, seinfeld, dancing with the stars, ugly betty, and i think those are all...

fave books: twilight/new moon/eclipse (i didn't like it as much as the others, but it was still good enough to make my favourites) sense and sensibility, pride and prejudice, and jane eyre

fave colors: jade, and the color of the sky after a storm( has anyone besides me ever realized just how blue it is?) unfortunely, a person can't exactly find those colors in a store...:(

this is my version of bunny. cut and paste her onto your profile to help defeat the stupid, sexist, idiotic morons out there

( )___( )
(= ~ .' =)
(")___(") (i'm not sure if you can see it, but she's winking. just something i thought of to make her seem more feminine)

the pope and the prez

are driving me insane

we need someone up there

with at least half a brain!

the pope and the prez

what a big surprise

there combined IQ points

is the same as my shoe size! (that's an 8, by the way...)

HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
---IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--- i actually have several lesbian and gay friends, and they're the best friends i've ever had. i respect that they had the courage to come out, and i love them all to pieces. i don't care if it's bad for my rep, but i don't plan on abandoning them because of their sexuality. i am very sickly ashamed of the people who do leave former friends in the dust because of this issue.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird and it scared me to death...)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

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~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer (ME!)

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD (screw that...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS till he's DEAD. Especially after Eclipse)

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Select my name and press ALT + F4

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

It's a matter of life after death - now that he's dead, I have a life

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

FYI: you are NOT bringing yxes (flip that word cuz this site won't show it) back,

you don't determine who has more fun by the color of their hair,

orange is NOT the new pink,

and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO( i don't get this one...)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. (haha, gotta remember that one the next time the POP-TARTS at my school pick on me...)

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Edward Cullen, of course)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

I'm the kind person of who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager gals (why won't this site let me show slrig? (flip that word), we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy this into your profile. (I'll personally supply the pitchforks.)

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

OOO

Favorite Quotes:

Join the new sensation that's sweeping the nation! It's called "Bureaucracy." Everybody stands in a circle, and the first person to actually do anything loses. - Unknown

Love the sinner, hate the sin. - Mahatma Mohandas Gandhi

Laughter has no language. - Unknown

The purpose of life is to find the one special thing that was meant for you, the meaning of life is to give it away... - Unknown

If love is foolishness, then it is a divine foolishness. There is no love on Earth that does not look foolish to at least one other person. - The Squire, His Knight, and His Lady by Gerald Morris

If you are going to fall in love no matter what, might as well fall headfirst. - your vennela

In love, there is no 'a lot' or 'a little,' there is only love. - your vennela

People always call it luck when when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. - Andre Gide

The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it. - Al Batt

But he that dares not grasp the thorn should never crave the rose. - Anne Bronte

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts, for that matter.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.

CUT AND PASTIES!!!

I got the following thingies from edward_guru' s page

Confusion is a term for the stupid.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Can I have your phone number; I seem to have lost mine

If you can’t appreciate the divine hotness of Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isn't for you

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Everyone has a wild side- me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

rip, slip, brush, ahhhhh

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" DUH HERMIONE. God. Idiot!

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oh burn)

Tu madre. I just burned you. In Spanish. So there.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

I know she's socially retarded and weird, but she's my FRIEND...

Best Friends: They say they're hard to find and that's cause the best are already mine.

Okay, so... there's this thing called retard-ness and me and my girls, well...we've gone pro.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing but more as a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.

Best friends know that you're slow, stupid, and like to mess around them yet they still don't care about being seen with you in public because they're idiots, too.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!?!

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-You can shatter my heart but I will love you with all the little pieces.

-Trying is the first step toward failure

-A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

Think About It...

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Can bald men get lice??

Things I do (Copy & Paste)

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you tried singing both songs in your head simultaniously, and you got a headache because of that.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, .missy.skye., BlissfulyShadowingEdwardCullen., Eternity in Bliss, Freesia Like Heroin

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever kicked a whole into your brother/sisters door, paste this into your profile.

Tater tots taste good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you would jump under a speeding train for a date with Edward Cullen, copy this into your profile.

This is a really cute, true poem.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" Wanna know something scary? I've actually done some of these...:)