NEWS:

5/27/09 Whoo! I've finally gained my imagination back! I just started up an Invader ZIm fanfiction that's really good. It's gonna kick ass. -nod-

ABOUT ME:

Name: Like you ought to know...heh.

Gender: Female

Age: 14

BG: Educated; I'm a highschool freshman in no advance classes, an amateur writer, and I've got a darn-good aim when it comes to rifles an' rubber bands. I live in a household of four with my parents and 5-y-o sister. I have a 20-y-o half-brother and 24-y-o half sister. Sister also has family of four, with her husband and my two neices of 5 and 1. They got their house foreclosed, so they're jumping from living with to our grandparents'. Brother is single (as far as I know). I am single (planning to remain single). I am of slightly below middle-class stature, yet still own a house with internet and TV...my dad was the only working one in the house, but he got laid-off his job. :( So we only get a monthly unemployment check.

Appearance:

Hair: Long, golden blond, and wavy. Mostly straight and pretty much brown near the roots. AAAAALLL Natural, yo!

Height and weight: I am Thin. My elbow is more lethal than a sword, goddarnit! I'm also 5'3.5'' I've seen eighteen-year-olds shorter than me. O.o'

Eyes: Yellow-green, no contacts...heh. Nice.

Personality: Self-aware, slightly cynical. I keep to myself as long as no one asks what I'm doing, or I'll tell them without motivation. Depending on my mood, which has many ups and downs, I might add. No other grounded personality, besides good in the feilds of deductive reasoning and physics.

One thing I've really noticed...I seem to be the one in control of...never mind. If I say, you won't believe and won't care. All I know is, when I least expect something to happen, IT HAPPENS. the last thing on my mind! Like a famous person's death, or a shootout at the gas station down the road--It happens when it's the very last thing on my mind. This is why I try to stop myself from fantasizing about things that I want to happen, and focus on what I don't want to happen.

Have a MyYearbook? I do! http://www.myyearbook.com/ren_chan

DeviantArt? I do! http://myriadlapse.deviantart.com/

Insane? I am! :D

All My Balloons are Popping: Chapter 2 Preview

Now that Zim and Dib are in high school, alot of events are going to be triggered. A girl named Nez seems to know alot about the paranormal...but mostly aliens. What's Dib's reaction when she finds out that Zim's not human without Dib even talking to her? Curious about the new girl, Dib manages to chat with her and ask some questions. Won't he be surprised when he finds out who she really is...

Releasing June 1st, 2009

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