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Hello Thar.

Me...

Enjoys writing about/reading: Humour/General, Humour/Drama, Romance/General, Hurt/Comfort/General, Mystery/Horror, but ESPECIALLY Humour/Romance.

Fave authors/poets/playwrights: J. K. Rowling, J. R. R. Tolkein, William Shakespeare, Gaston Leroux, Lewis Carroll, Jane Austin, the Bronte sisters, Oscar Wilde, Charles Dickins, Melina Marchetta, Michael Gerard Bauer, Tamora Pierce, Dan Brown, Isobelle Carmody, Lemony Snicket, James Moloney, Frank Beddor, ETC.

Reads/Writes under the following categories:

1. D-Gray Man

2. Jane and the Dragon

3. Harry Potter

4. Alice in Wonderland

5. Beauty and the Beast

6. The Phantom of the Opera

7. Full Metal Alchemist

8. All Jane Austen Books

9. All Shakespeare

10. Jane Eyre

11. Wuthering Heights

12. Doctor Who

13. Pirates of the Caribbean

14. VERY specific Twilight

15. My Fair Lady

ETC.

Fave Pairings:

1. LaviXAllen, RhodeXAllen, KandaXLenalee, KomuiXCoffee Mug, TimcampyXKomlin, KomuiXRiver, CrossXOC

2. JaneXJester, PepperXRake, SmithyXPig, GuntherXOC, JesterXOC, JesterXPepper

3. TonksXRemus, SiriusXLily, LilyXRemus, JamesXGiant Squid, HermioneXDraco, SiriusXOC, PeterXOC, Fred/GeorgeXOC, RemusXOC

4. AliceXHatter, DormouseXTeapot

5. LumiereXBabette, CogsworthXOC

6. PhantomXMeg, PhantomXChristine, ReyerXGiry, AndreXOC, RaoulXChandellier

7. EdXWinry, RoyXRisa, LingXOC

8. Too many.

9. Far too many. But QuinceXBottom gets a special mention.

10. JaneXRochester

11. - Will take any, not that fussed.

12. AceXSeven, RoseXTen, PeriXSix, Sarah-JaneXFour, RomanaXFour

13. JackXCalipso, BarbossaXMonkeyJack, DavyJonesXCalipso, some JackXElizabeth

14. AliceXJasper, JacobXBella

15. ElizaXHenry

ETC.

I am an average teenager living in Sydney, Australia. It is the only place I have ever lived and I love it to death, but I would love more than anything to travel the world.

I enjoy doing many things, including singing, dancing (Irish), acting, playing the piano and violin, composing (not well), reading, of course, and occasionally drawing (certainly not well). But not many people other than my internet friends can understand my passion for writing. While that saddens me, it will never stop me from writing. I'm therefore planning to surprise everybody by finishing several novels and finding a publisher. I write in every spare minute I can squeeze it in.

In the meantime, I have my FF to keep me company, and I have absolutely no idea what I would do without it, or the fandoms I am a part of.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever corrected the grammar and/or punctuation of others (especially a teacher), copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your fist/head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it