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since: 08-30-07, id: 1364942, Profile Updated: 12-12-08
country: United States
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Inkheart, Twilight, and National Treasure.

Hello. I am the Unorthodox Yo-yo. No. I do not bounce side to side like one would assume an unorthodox yo-yo would. I am such an unorthodox yo-yo that I don't even look like a yo-yo at all. This makes sense because I am not a yo-yo. I am a person. A very random person, but a person non the less.

Ah it has been a while since I've done anything related to fanfiction... I apologize to all of my readers for neglecting my stories. However, besides school and life in general I've been rather busy lately to write fanfictions because I'm trying to write something original.

Perhaps if enough people start bugging me in reviews I'll pick up a story or two again. Or write some more one shots because those are truly fun. _

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1. Don't You Leave Him reviews
Drabble. Similarities I see between Ben and Riley's friendship and Frodo and Sam's from Lord of the Rings. Takes place during Book of Secrets. Brotherly Fluff.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-11-08 - Complete
2. Obvious: Lily and James series » reviews
Lily and James are in love. Even the shortest of moments and excerpts of their lives can prove that. A series of short and unrelated drabbles, LilyxJames. swim0angel0belle is entitled to the original Obvious which is RonxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 10-20-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
3. The Wolf in Me » reviews
All you did was sneak up on them! And they didn’t even see you or hear you' exclaimed Peter. 'It was like you were stalking them! It was like you were a wolf'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 11-26-07 - Remus L. & James P.
4. Claire the WoffGirl reviews
How I imagine Claire finding out about the pack. Featuring five year old Claire. Kind of a prequel to my story Easy to Love. Q/C Written before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete
5. Teaching a Genius » reviews
Artemis is in school. Things are normal. People are gossiping, the People are thriving, the fangirls are swarming. But one thing that catches Artemis off guard is a spirited American girl that unlike any he's ever met. AFOC *TLC spoilers
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 1-19-08 - Artemis F.
6. Easy to Love reviews
Oneshot. Claire finds out why Quil is the best friend any nine year old girl could ask for.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-9-08 - Complete
7. Human reviews
Suddenly her mind was interrupted. A vision filled her sight. She could make out a lonely figure on a hill. Head in his hands. Blonde hair falling around his face. Frustrated tears streaming from dark eyes. Very dark eyes. One Shot AlicexJasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-29-08 - Complete
8. Teardrops reviews
I stretched out my legs over the cool grass. The sun was setting off in the distance. It was so romantic, except I was alone. And if Ron was in love with someone else, it would always stay that way. Songfic RxH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-18-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
9. Online Fun » reviews
What would happen if the trio stumbled across our favorite puppets?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 12-12-07 - Harry P. & Ron W.
10. See you in Gryffindor reviews
A story where James and Sirius meet. James helps Sirius stand up to his Father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-26-07 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete
11. Too Late to Change reviews
Spoilers for DH and HBP! One shotAfter the war, Harry talks to the portraits of Snape and Dumbledore about the plans they had made before Dumbledore's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-4-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
12. Right 'Ear reviews
Fred and George always were close. Set after DH. DH Spoilers. One shot for now, but it could become more than that. Not like other Fred and George stories set after DH. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 10-25-07 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete
13. IM reviews
Short little instant message conversation between Arty and Holly. Takes place after book 5 so consider this your spoiler alert. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-23-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
14. Tortured Eyes reviews
Short story about Snape having to face Lily, becuase he and some Death Eaters captured her with some members of the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-7-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
15. Like Dustfinger reviews
One shot! Farid and Meggie adventure! SPOILER WARNINGS: Set after Inkspell!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-1-07 - Complete
16. Blue Sparks » reviews
Ivy Short, the youngest paramedic warlock in the business, is about to start a dangerous shift. Ivy is on duty during the B'waKell attack and is going to need all her street smarts and every shot of magic to survive. Based on The Arctic Incident. Complete
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 9-3-07 - Holly S. & Foaly - Complete
17. Keeper reviews
RonHermoine one shot. Set during HBP. This is my first romance. R&R people!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-10-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
18. The Sorting Hat's Choice reviews
DH SPOILER! One shot of the sorting of Albus Potter AND his peers. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-9-07 - Complete
19. Fairy Godmother reviews
Was Holly's kiddnapping really the first time that Holly and Artemis met? Featuring fiveyearold Arty!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-3-07 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
20. Kindergarten Gold reviews
A typical day in Kindergarten for Artemis Fowl II.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-2-07 - Artemis F. - Complete
21. Identical reviews
Set after DH. Harry helps George cope with the outcome of the war. Book 7 spoiler warning!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-2-07 - Harry P. & George W. - Complete
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