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since: 08-30-07, id: 1365051, Profile Updated: 11-20-11
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Author has written 33 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, and My Little Pony.

DJ BLEACH

Hi there! I'm DJ Bleach! I've been apart of this site for a few years, the first few under the guise "Rune The Rabbit". I do aspire on being a writer of some sort, but you probably couldn't tell by my terrible first attempts at fanfiction that involved OC romances and terrible grammar. Please disregard them and stick to my newer stuff.

Mostly Sonic stories, but, over the past few months, I've become a brony, so yeah. Prepare for ponies on a massive scale..

I am also a budding rave musician. If you care to check it out, here are my sites.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mrbassrabbit/ (Furaffinity. Main hosting for all my music. 8 songs currently up.)

http://tindeck.com/users/BassRabbit (Tindeck, free downloads! But only three of my songs are up right now.)

Also on Youtube under MrBassRabbit, but there's only one song up as of yet. I also have an old account on Newgrounds under the name "T3CHN0 Fi3ND", with songs not yet available on my FA account, but I got so fed up with the sites uploading problems, I ragequit and moved to FA and Tindeck.

Upcoming Stories

I'm putting Sonic stuff on hold for MLP stuff. Deal with it.

Max Volume Required
Vinyl Scratch rules the illegal nightclubs, spreading her message of sound and freedom to those who heed her call. But, when current pop-stars, Top Forty and Filly Gaga arrive in Ponyville, there are ominous signs that musical war will soon be waged...
Rated T Vinyl Scratch/Pinkie Pie Adventure/Humor

Starfall
"As I fade away to my prison, I leave you with one last rebel Celestia. My child, born of the stars, will surely rise up to overthrow your tyrannical rule.". Quotes from a tome Twilight suspects she shouldn't have found...
Rated T Pinkie Pie/Twilight Sparkle Adventure/Drama

Children (and Other Assorted Family Members) Of The Night
Celestia drags Luna to the royal family reunion, where ponies of the day and ponies of the night comingle on the castle floor. Things go well for once, that is, until Celestia's, "Six Special Guests" arrive...
Rated K+ Humor Luna/Nightmare Moon/Princess Celestia

Natural Anthem
"You were the only one who kept me from giving up when my music made no one happy. Here I stand, with six new friends beside me. They soften the pain of losing you, yet I still dream of having you here beside me once again, reminding me of the one truth that music rules all." Songfic.
Rated K+ Drama/Hurt/Comfort Octavia/Vinyl Scratch

A Musical Family
Vinyl Scratch's childhood differed from the average filly's. Her early years were spent on the road with her family, chasing the next great music artist. When her father taught her to write, she started keeping a journal. Based off a picture I saw.
Rated K+ Humor/Drama Vinyl Scratch

One Good Reason
In another drunken haze, Berry Punch attends a Sapphire Shores concert in hopes of finally getting over her last bad relationship once and for all. As it turns out, her latest song provides just the self-fortifying message she needs. Songfic. ("One Good Reason" by Nicole McCloud)
Rated T Drama Berry Punch
(This would also work with "Time Is The Healer [Armen Van Burren Mix]" by Riva)

Sweet And Sour
When Fluttershy enters random fits of rage the likes of which the mane six have never seen, it is discovered to be the result of an odd disorder she's been keeping secret for years. Pinkie promises a cure in the form of sweet confectionary, but the side-effects just might be worse than the symptoms...
Rated T Humor Fluttershy/Pinkie Pie

And now quotes! Yaaaay!

"I never want to be rich. If I have everything I want, why would I need ambition?"--Me.

"Be there or be octagonal!"--Me.

"Without Music, life would be a mistake."--Fredrich Neiztache.

"And oh, the glories of music! It could lift you up, up, UP, higher than Celestia's shining orb to where your joy outshines even the sun. Or it was soft, like the sound of a harp, playing your heartstrings to entice tear after sorrowful tear to flow unhindered. Music could be the harsh gnash of claws, the snap of teeth, terror distilled into a medium the body would sense, not just some feeling in the back of your skull. Music inspired rebellion, strengthened the heart, and opened the mind."--Vinyl At Casa Luna.

"Look Darwin. SHAMPOO."
"Perfect for bald people! Oooh! What is that?!"
"It's a safe! It's full of money. And what do bald people need more of?"
"...friends?"
"Exactly!"--The Amazing World Of Gumball.

"Welcome to the Gas Station, where we never sleep because we're not allowed to."--The Amazing World Of Gumball.

"What happened to your clothes--"
"I ATE THEM."--The Amazing World Of Gumball.

“Do you guys realize how FLAMMABLE gasoline is?! It’s REALLY FLAMMABLE!”—iCarly.

“Wow this particular gift basket contains a wide selection of Omaha Steaks and a fifty dollar gift certificate to Best Buy AHHHHHHHH…”—Robot Chicken.

“~Free to run around all day! Free to do it all my BOI!~”—Simba and Nala Go To White Castle.

“Sam, that’s an insane amount of cheese. It embarrasses me.”—iCarly.

“Coco?”
“Oh, un, no thanks.”
“Coco?”
“Yes.”
“Coco?”
“Yes.”
“Coco?”
“Yes.”
“Coco?”
“Yes.”
“Coco?”
“YES.”
“Coco?”
“Yes! Please, with marshmallows!”
“Oh, no no, this is Coco. She wasn’t asking if you wanted any cocoa, she…all she says is ‘Coco’.”
“Oh, then what was she saying?”
“Do you want any juice?”—Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends.

“If you ever get into trouble, always remember to—“
“Feels like I’m wearing nuthin’ at all! Nuthin’ at all! NUTHIN’ AT ALL!”
“Gah! Stupid sexy Flanders!”—The Simpsons.

“Strike a flying saucer!”—“We Are Controlling Transmission” by RARE.

“Hey, does anyone have any drugs? I’M LOOKIN’ TO SCORE SOME DRUGS.”—Family Guy.

“How do you know my name? DID YOU LOOK AT MY UNDERWEAR?!”—The Buzz Identity.

“Everything Ken told you is a lie!”
“Even the cake?”
“No, the cake is real, and extremely rich.”—The Buzz Identity.

“Yes! I CAN HAZ SPANISH!”—The Buzz Identity.

“Get back! I’m Jason Bourne and I can turn this toy into a weapon if I need to!”
“Aw, is that a Buzz Lightyear? I used to sleep with one of those.”
“Keep talking…”—The Buzz Identity.

“Spanish and karate? Whoever I am, I am awesome!”—The Buzz Identity.

“Some people think I’m a girl.”
“You’re not?”—Fast Hive.

"THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I SHALL LEAVE THE EARTH, FOR NO RAISIN!"--Futurama.

"I'M A GIGANTIC BRAIN."--Futurama.

"There wasn't even a VERB in that sentence!"--Dan Vs.

"This is much nicer than the last prison I was in!"--Dan Vs.

"Hi Dan, I'm a supermodel, and I just moved in next door--"
"I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES!"--Dan Vs.

"Chris will not be comitting any capital crimes."
"How can you be so selfish in my time of need?!"--Dan Vs.

"Why do people say 'seedy' to describe something crappy? I mean, seeds are miraculous. Fruit grows from them."--Stroker & Hoop.

"How long have we been on this stake out?"
"Three minutes."
"I'm starving."
"We'll get a snack after."
"...and I'm horny..."--King Of The Hill.

"...If everyone fried their food, there would be no war."--King Of The Hill.

"Just tell me one thing. Does the pudgy monkey ever make it to Bananaland?"
"Well Spencer, it's not really about whether or not he makes it to Bananaland, but rather the things he learns along the way--"
"DOES HE EVER MAKE IT TO BANANALAND?!"
"Y-yes..."
"Thanks, goodnight!"--iCarly.

"Is it over?"
"Not until the fish jumps...it's over."--Dragon Ball Z.

"Dragon! Dragon! Rock the dragon! Dragonball Z!"--Dragon Ball Z.

"Hi, I'm a cock."
"And I'm a pussy."
"...NO!"--Nin10doh!

"Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me."--King Of The Hill.

"Right now, I'd give anything just to have someone say BIG SIDE OF BEEF."--Hank Steals Those Big Feet.

"Happy Valentine's DONG."--Hank Steals Those Big Feat.

"Man, that's some C-BS."--The Cleveland Show.

"I can't believe we're wasting our time talking to a tacky window."--My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic.

"Gasp! It's Winter Wrap-Up Day! Spike, wake up! It's Winter Wrap-Up Day!"
"Ungh...Mommy?"
"Winter Wrap-Up!"
"You're not Mommy..."--My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic.

"I definitely like the idea of hibernation, except for the 'eat less food' part."--My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic.

"Aw, don't be so angry. No one cares that you're bald."
"I am NOT bald! My hair turned into a magical cloud filled with stars."
"But is it hair?"
"No, it's mag--"
"BALD!"
"GIVE ME BACK MY HELMET!!!"--A Funny My Little Pony Picture I Saw.

"I do not do cocaine, I just like the smell of it."--Nick Swardson's Pretend Time.

"Nothing says 'come to the beach' like a bleeding costa rican woman."--The Smoking Gun.

"Kittens and mid-day sunshine get me down."--The Smoking Gun.

"That man fills me with hope...and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing..."--Futurama.

"You and the curtains had some sort of argument?"
"Uh, yes. Today is...Gorbgorb! The Tamarainian festival of berading drapery. STUPID CURTAINS!!!"--Teen Titans.

"You don't deserve a spot in my band, but you might make a good coaster for my drink!"--Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's Abridged.

"~Some days, some nights/some live, some die/in the name of the samurai/some fight, some flee/sun up to sun down/the sons of a battlecry~"--"Battlecry" by FORCE OF NATURE.

"'Can female horses ejaculate?' is now in my search history, and it's all your fault."--Youtube, Pizza Chu on "Jizz In My Saddle".

"I baked you a pie!"
"Oh boy! What flavor?"
"PIE FLAVOR."--Asdf.

"WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THE JUICE?!"--American Dad!

"That was the best blow job of all time! I especially like how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Power Rangers got in on the action!"--"I AM WEARING A SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT" by Ninjabridge

Thank you for taking the time to read all this sh*t. You deserve a hug. *hugs*

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1. Skill & Passion reviews
I had never expected much out of the wide-eyed freshmen in this years batch of students. As a music teacher, all I'd ever wished was to have some students with even the tiniest amount of vigor. This year, my wish came true.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-11 - Vinyl Scratch & Octavia - Complete
2. My Puppetmaster » reviews
A vicious attack on her daughter, and Vanilla snaps. She becomes what she loathes most to seek out revenge on who ever was responsible. But we both wonder...is it really worth it? Sequel to Darkest After Dusk.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-14-11 - Published: 6-28-09 - Vanilla & Rouge
3. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do to Knuckles! reviews
After a long, humorless hiatus, 25TYSDT is back! Who's next you ask? Knuckles' head is harder than a rock? I think not...Oh wait. Yes I do. Ha ha ha...In other words, Knuckles is my victim today.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-28-09 - Knuckles - Complete
4. Perfect Darkness reviews
Freedom, light, life. To a werewolf, these are nothing. I am repaid, but there is more danger than reward here. To us, there is no light in the lifeless pact of her kind. It's shrouded in perfect darkness, keeping truths and lies kept from the both of us.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-09 - Rouge & Shadow
5. Darkest After Dusk » reviews
Every Night, the beast inside her is released. Every night her howl can be heard throughout Central City. And every night, she is trapped within the endless nightmares. I vow to help her at any cost. To me, it's always darkest after dusk...FINAL CHAPTER.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,570 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-13-09 - Published: 1-31-09 - Rouge - Complete
6. Sonic Timeline! Teh Moar You Know! » reviews
See what REALLY happened during the days of Sonic games, all the way back to the genisis era! Watch as Moar random talking animals show up in every game to help our possibly meth-addicted hero, Sonic the Hedgehog! Contains Fail and LMAO, by Sonic! Fun!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 4-19-09 - Sonic
7. This Indebidble Sin » reviews
Sequel to Tails and Hima! Hima has been wanted for murder. Now living in the outskirts of Central City,she goes under a new identity. And what happend to Tails? 1st Chapter up! Rating has gone up due to Lemon sequence in Chapter 1.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 11-8-07 - Tails
8. 30 Things You Shouldn't Do To Sonic the Hedghog! reviews
I finally get to the main characters, and 5 extra items for your tortureing pleasure! Enjoy and have fun!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-7-09 - Sonic - Complete
9. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do to Metal Sonic! reviews
Yup, 2 in one day. You're probably thinking, 'what can I do to hurt a robot'. Oh ye of little faith. Come inside, and DJ Bleach will show you. Cue evil laughter.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-28-09 - Metal Sonic
10. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do To Tikal! reviews
Welcome to the pet peeve list for everyone's favorite, time-travelling hippie! Let's get the banhammering a-rollin!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-28-09 - Tikal
11. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do To Blaze reviews
You thought I was done? Oh, heck no! Welcome to the newest instalment, featuring everyone's favorite time-traveling, flaming kitty, Blaze!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-4-09 - Blaze - Complete
12. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do To Sally reviews
You thought I was above Banhammering the comic and TV characters? HA! Wrong! Here are 25 things not to do to that nudist! I mean...princess...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-4-09 - Sally - Complete
13. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do To DJ Bleach, PART 2! reviews
SOOOOO sorry for the wait, but here it is! Complete with an actual list and a haliarious fight between Knuckles' inner demons! Paranoia and laughs abound in part two! Enjoy faithful Readers!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-30-09 - Knuckles - Complete
14. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do To Nack the Weasal! reviews
Back for the first time in a month! A character no one has even heard of for 12 years has arisen only to be struck down by my mighty author powers! Enjoy!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-18-09 - Fang/Nack - Complete
15. Things You Shouldn't Do ToDJ BLEACH! reviews
What? Me! I didn't do anything Amy! No, I swear! Ahhh! What happens when the Sonic crew finally catches up with me...hailarity, that's what.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-19-09 - Complete
16. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do to Espio reviews
IT IS BACK BABY! This time it's everyone's favorite ninja, Espio! Remember not to say "BELIEVE IT!" anywhere near him!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-17-09 - Espio - Complete
17. Abysmal Valentine reviews
Being alone is a terrible feeling. Being alone on Valentine's day is even worse. With a single motion, I ripped the crudely-drawn card in half, letting the wind take it away. All I wish to do now, is to tell Cream...I'm sorry. Oneshot
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-13-09 - Tails & Cream/Cheese - Complete
18. 15 Things You Shouldn't do toELISE! reviews
Ha, Elise? I'm trying not to do characters people would expect me to. Sorry I could only think if 15, but she's really not a big character. Anyway, PLEASE REVIEW! MAJOR references to All Your Base are belong to us
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-12-09 - Princess Elise - Complete
19. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do To Silver reviews
After some suggestions, I've decided to do one I have yet to see. Silver, the psychic, white, enviromentalist hedgehog we all know and...well, I like him.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-11-09 - Silver - Complete
20. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do To Amy reviews
Back by somewhat popular demand! Today's victim is Amy Rose, the love-obsessed, hammer-wielding hedgehog we all know and not love! Enjoy! Rating gone up for mention of Hentai.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-10-09 - Amy - Complete
21. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do To Vector reviews
I love doing this, and apparently everyone else does too. Why not do it myself? Here's Vector's pet-peeve list! Please Enjoy and leave a nice review! Cookies await those who do!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-9-09 - Vector - Complete
22. 25 Things You Shouldn't Do To Cream reviews
I'm suprised no one has made this yet. 25 things that will make Cream very sad, and me very mad if you do so.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-8-09 - Cream/Cheese - Complete
23. The Gothic Queen » reviews
Until now, what you don't know does exist. Take it to heart, but you don't know, that the hatred formed when you were born has taken it's toll, and has turned into poison which is killing you silently. How far must you go to see the light? NEW CHAPTER UP!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 2-3-09 - Tails & Cream/Cheese
24. Broken Jewel » reviews
Ridiculed for who she loves,the young girl walks on. Upon meeting a small rabbit and a pink hedgehog,she starts her life anew,trying to keep her secret hidden from the both of them.NEW CHAPTER UP! RUNE REVEALS HER BIG SECRET IN THIS ONE!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 11-11-07 - Amy & Cream/Cheese
25. Can I keep him? PREVEIW
A preveiw of my upcoming fic Can I keep him?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Published: 11-11-07 - Tails - Complete
26. Tails and Hima » reviews
Sequel to Tails and the Lost Girls! Tails is depressed,as is Hima. They would never see each other again,but that might change as a certian doc comes into the mix. TailsxHima Onesided SonicxMomo COMPLETE!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-8-07 - Published: 10-14-07 - Tails - Complete
27. Bayrel's Sonata » reviews
The only thing that kept his village alive has been destroyed. Loathed by everyone he knows,he sets off to find his blue hero.Please Review! UPDATED 110607 CH.6! Rating moved up due to blood in chapter 4. DISCONTINUED
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-6-07 - Published: 9-28-07
28. Eurobeat GO! reviews
Shadow always had a secret love that he wanted to share with Amy. But if Sonic found out,he'd never let him live it down! Can Amy help Shadow create the beautiful sound of Euro? ON HAIATUS BECAUSE OF IDEA OVERLOAD.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-29-07 - Shadow & Amy
29. The Snow White Light of Heart » reviews
Vector...some say he didn't have a heart and only cared about getting paid.But when a small child comes into his life,the snow white light of Vector's heart will be realized.DISCONTINUED
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 9-12-07
30. Tails and the Lost Girls » reviews
Tails is walking to Sonic's when he sees a small girl getting mugged. With her parents dead and sister missing, Tails offers her a home. But, will he fall for her in the procces? TailsxOC Chapter two FIXED!Update:Story has been edited for
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 9-12-07 - Tails - Complete
31. Cream Adventure DX reviews
A cute oneshot of what Cream did before she was kidnapped by Eggman! Sonic Advance 2 tie in.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-07 - Cream/Cheese - Complete
32. Pain Becomes Real » reviews
Sequel to Pain Surrounds Her. Vanilla wakes up in the hospital to find out the events were all a dream. But she soon finds out that her dream is about to become reality...Chap3 up! ON HAIATUS
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 10-7-07 - Cream/Cheese
33. Pain Surrounds Her » reviews
With Vanilla in the hospital,Cream has to stay with a foster family. But is everything as it seems? No. Rated M for Blood, Violence,and slight Sexual themes. COMPLETE!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 9-19-07 - Cream/Cheese - Complete
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