Pen name: Snow white Kitsune

Favourite movies: The Dark Knight, Ocean's Eleven, Chronicles of Riddick, Star Wars, Star Trek'09

Favourite TV shows: Btvs, Bones, Heroes, The Tudors, NCIS.

Favourite actor: Karl Urban

Favourite pairings: Henry/Anne, Anne/Charles (Tudors), Buffy/crossover character (Btvs), Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek'09), Obi-wan/Buffy, Obi-wan/Padme.

Favourite Quotes:

"You have reached ritual sacrifice, for goats press 1 or say 'goats"-- Angel, series 7, Convictions.

Angel: We're...I'm from Wolfram and Hart.
Spike: I'm his date-- Angel, series 7, Convictions.

"Are you telling me evil called good? And good answered?-- Phoebe, Charmed.

"Innocents and Alleys...don't they ever learn?!-- Piper, Charmed.

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
-- Douglas Adams

“Have not, Slander and calummy. I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit here now that is what we all must do. We must fight...to run away.”-- JacK Sparrow, POTC, At World's End.

“Your lips are moving and sound is coming out. This is never good"- Buffy, Btvs

“Allow me to rephrase, then. Why is your owl reading? Owls don’t read.”
Hedwig barked suddenly, the rebuke clear.
“Okay, I guess they do read.” Padma leaned in to Hermione, whispering in the brunette’s ear. “Are we sure she’s an owl?”
“Honestly? No. But don’t voice it too loud, she knows... things.”-- ff.net, The Quantum Leap.

“Was that really necessary?” She hissed at him.
Harry thought for a moment. “Was it necessary? No.” He said. “But, you forgot the follow-up question: Was it funny?”-- ff.net, The Quantum Leap

Tom smiled at unsubtle reminder. “Any advice you can give me based on your original world?”
Harry and Sirius looked at each other.
Sirius answered first. “If you gotta kill a baby, always use the killing curse.”
Harry grinned. “If you’re unsure, it’s safe to assume it’s a one-time one-way portkey.”
“The worst thing you can do,” Sirius insisted, “is to overestimate your opponent. Trust me. They’re always untalented and lucky. And alone.”
“Matching tattoos to easily identify your followers are a must.”
“It never hurts to reveal all your plans and leave your opponents in a complicated death trap. It’s safe to assume it worked. No need to stay and watch.”
“If you ever meet a snake named Nagini, just run the other way.”
Tom looked at Regulus. “They’re mocking me, aren’t they?”
“Picked up on that, did you?” Regulus grinned back.-- ff.net, A Black Comedy.

He took a breath and asserted, “I’ve come to discover that I was wrong. And thus by definition, I’m the only sane piece of Tom Riddle left in this world.”
“You hear that Sirius?” Harry mocked while thinking Tom was way too calm about this. “There’s a sane piece.”
“Yeah,” Sirius caught on to what Harry was doing. “The piece that ate Neville. You know, the good piece.”-- ff.net, A Black Comedy.

“Tom Riddlebottom?” Harry repeated, glancing at the look of horror on Tom’s face. “Oh that name’s going to stick.”
Tom softly mumbled, “As long as it’s not on a t-shirt.”-- ff.net, A Black Comedy.

Harry grinned victoriously as Tonks stalked away. “She thought you’d be able to hold your tongue for at least a day. I bet we wouldn’t even finish the conversation. You didn’t even give me a chance to ask you to be my Best Man.”
“So,” Sirius strove for clarification. “So you’re not…?”
“In love? Getting married?” Harry repeated with a scoff. “More gullible than the first year Gryffindor Seamus convinced was dating Hermione and that he’d been obliviated by Snape?”-- ff.net, A Black Comedy.

Harry turned his head to see and gasped in surprise. “Oh my god.”
“You think Voldemort knows?” Sirius asked Harry curiously.
“I’m kinda doubting it,” Harry said looking around the hidden room, cataloging everything they had to make sure to take with them. “Sirius, do you even know what this is?”
Sirius jaw was still hanging open as he nodded. “It’s a bloody huge muggle home entertainment center.”
“No Sirius,” Harry corrected with a ecstatic smile. “This is OUR bloody huge muggle home entertainment center.”
Sirius felt all warm inside just hearing those words.-- ff.net, A Black Comedy.

“You really want that Order of Moron First Class, don’t you?”-- ff.net, A Black Comedy.

"Familiarity breeds contempt...and children"-- Unknown.

"I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you"-- Unknown.

"If at first you succeed try not to look astonished"-- Unknown.

"Piano falls on Granny, you lift piano off, because Granny has mixed feelings about the whole situation. Sunday lunch continues.-- Dylan Moran.

"Cake or Death?"- Eddie Izzard.

"You have not lived until you have witnessed an exasperated magician holding up a soggy ace of clubs to a crowd of drunks chanting 'chips, chips, chips'"-- Dara O'Briain

"Cool, calm, unemotional...protestant in short"-- Dylan Moran.

"Left at the dead Badger"-- Dylan Moran, Black Books

"I'm sorry Bernard, I ate all your bees"-- Bill Bailey, Black Books.

Fran: Okay, if I told you that the walls of my flat were actually moving in would you think I was strange?
Bernard: No, I'd ask you to come round and look after my small children (!).-- Black Books.

"It's an impossible choice, walls or thermometers, I'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin it somehow exploads and kills me"-- Bernard, Black Books.

Manny: Maybe you could get someone to pretend to be a lawyer.
Bernard: Yeah, someone whose just a bit like a bad lawyer, arrogant, cruel, crooked, a liar, a real bastard. That'll sort them out...No, I'm not doing it.--Black Books.

"Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal..."- Wash, Firefly.

Xander- Creepy, huh?

Buffy-And yet my eyes won't look away...Stupid eyes. (Btvs)

Xander: What do I have?
Oz: An exciting new obsession, which I feel makes you very 'special'.-- Btvs.

McGee: Yeah, yeah, we're peachy. I am dealing with my boat phobia. Tony's dealing with his rat phobia and Ziva's dealing with her ghost-phobia.

Abby: So, what's Gibbs dealing with?

Gibbs: Them.--NCIS

"I can resist anything but temptation"-- Oscar Wilde.