Not much of my own to say.

What's wrong with being a spoiled
brat, as long as it's me?
- Alec, the Smart One

"You're putting words in my mouth!"
"Of course! That's the only way you'd have
something interesting to say."
- Conversation with Alec, the Smart One

“Things aren’t black and white!”
“True, but there ARE black and white.
You need at least two solid points
to navigate the shades of gray.”

Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse.
--Don Addis
Sure you should! It really confuses the cat!!
-Alec, the Smart One

"You can't judge a person until you walk a mile in their shoes.
Whoever said it was right... though they didn't warn me that I'd get sore feet."

“The service here is terrible.”
“Our service reflects the guests!”
-Conversation with Alec, the Smart One

“I could care less”
“You mean you COULDN’T care less.”
“Hmpf. To care less than I do now would require
more effort. I don’t care about it THAT much.”
- Conversation with Alec, the Smart One

“Failure is not an option. It’s something that happens or doesn’t.
Worrying about it makes it more likely to happen.
Of course not worrying about it makes it easier for it to sneak up on you.

When someone asks 'a penny for your thoughts,'
why are you supposed to give them your two cents?
Alec, the Smart One