GENDER: Male

LIVES IN: New York City

AGE: Too old to like most of the shows I do, but what are you going to do?

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: In Zim's base, helping him in one of his crazy plans to take over the world.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Tak, I guess. Her human form was kind of cute.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: GIR. He is hilarious.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Professor Membrane. He may be a brilliant scientist, but his horrible parenting skills make all single men look bad.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: "Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars". There are many funny, quotable moments there.

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Read my pen name. It's kind of obvious.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple. He's the stupider of the two, which makes him funnier.

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Ask for his autograph.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: GIR. He's more likely than not to go out of control and cause chaos, which would be quite enjoyable to watch.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Again, I'd have to pick GIR. He's probably got either a boat or the materials to build one in his head, next to the beehive and the sandwich.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: I'd point out that I'm a guy and that mpreg is sick and impossible. I'd then direct him to the nearest single's bar.

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: ZAGR. Zim and Gaz have a lot in common. They both hate humanity in general and Dib in particular, for example.

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: I'd distract them with doughnuts so that I could try out their chairs to see how comfortable they are.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Watching movies with GIR or using some of Zim's inventions to have some chaotic fun in town.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "Go home and shave your big head of smell with your bad self!"-Zim in "Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars".

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: Hard to say. But if I had to pick one, it would be when he was in full germophobic freak-out mode while calling the Tallest in "Germs".

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: In "Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom", when he was standing before a crowd of reporters while the Massive crash-landed behind him.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: Their two-second cameo in "Girl Who Cried Gnome", where they're shown on the Massive with those WTF looks on their faces.

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: In "Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars" when he pops out of the turkey in Zim's lab and shouts "I was the turkey all along!"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Anytime the Scary Chihuahua shows up.

STORIES THAT I RECOMMEND READING:

They All Fall Down by JadeOokami (Harry Potter/D.Gray-Man)

Transformers Animated: Cybertronian Genesis by Darth T-Rex (Transformers)

HIVEMinded by Slayer Anderson (Teen Titans/Danny Phantom)

Nobody Asked by JoeMerl (Invader Zim)

Invader Zim: The Series by ngrey651 (Invader Zim) (best IZ story I've ever read)

Clash of the Smashers by Lord Drash (Super Smash Brothers)

The Road Not Taken by Saya Moonshadow (Bionicle)

Z for Zim & Three Hundred by the silenced (Invader Zim)

Adjustment by Michael J.J (Danny Phantom)

This Cannot Be Happening by pocketwatchgirl (Invader Zim)

Decepticus Rex by RK-Striker-JK-5 (Star Wars/Transformers)

The New Exhibit by Alaskan Olive (Transformers)

The Earl's Musician by darkwing7174 (D.Gray-Man)

To Hell With Gaz by Dibsthe1 (Invader Zim)

The Importance of Being Green by Tollian (Bionicle)

Destiny by Bookworm Gal (Digimon)

Exsisto by Befallings (D.Gray-Man)

AVATAR: Last of the Black Core by Dearing (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Cometfall by BIG410 (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Horton Hears A Who: Freakshow by Wormtail96 (Horton Hears A Who)

IN-SERIES PAIRINGS I LIKE:

((Invader Zim)) ZAGR (my absolute favorite pairing), ZATR (runs a close second), ZAMR (courtesy of DemonSurfer), DATR

((Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!)) Spova (it's so obvious), Skalina (what? Bad guys need love too)

((Avatar: The Last Airbender)) Kataang, Tokka, Maiko

((Danny Phantom)) Danny/Sam, Tucker/Valerie, Danni/Youngblood

((Fairly OddParents)) Timmy/Trixie, Cosmo/Wanda, Anti-Cosmo/Anti-Wanda

((The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron)) Jimmy/Cindy

((Jackie Chan Adventures)) Hsi Wu/Jade, Jackie/Viper

((Ben 10)) Kevin/Gwen

((Teen Titans)) Robin/Starfire, Beast Boy/Terra, Beast Boy/Raven (what? I think they balance each other out), Kid Flash/Jinx

((Digimon)) Tai/Sora, TK/Kari, Veemon/Gatomon (Adventures 1/2), Takato/Rika, Impmon/Renamon (Tamers), Takuya/Zoe (Frontier)

((D.Gray-Man)) Allen/Lenalee, Noah!Allen/Road (I know it's messed up, but still...), Bak/Fou

((Fullmetal Alchemist)) Edward/Winry, Mustang/Hawkeye

((Xiaolin Showdown)) Raimundo/Kimiko (also very obvious)

((Yin Yang Yo!)) Yuck/Yin, Yang/Lena

((Transformers)) Silverbolt/Blackarachnia, Rattrap/Botanica (Beast Wars/Beast Machines), Optimus Prime/Blackarachnia, Starscream/Blackarachnia, Bumblebee/Sari (Animated)

((Doctor Who)) Doctor/Rose, Master/Lucy (like I said, bad guys need love too)

((Bionicle)) Vakama/Nokama, Tahu/Gali, Jaller/Halhi, Teridax/Roodaka (I invented this one), Mata Nui/Kiina

((Star Wars)) Han/Leia, Luke/Mara, Jacen/Tenel Ka, Jag/Jaina, Anakin/Tahiri

((9)) 9/7

IN-SERIES PAIRINGS I DON'T LIKE:

((Invader Zim)) ZADR (they aren't gay, and they hate each other's guts)

((Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!)) Ottova, Antova, Mandova (basically, any pairing that puts Nova with someone other than Sprx)

((Avatar: The Last Airbender)) Zutara, Azulaang, Sokzula, Zucest (NOT RIGHT! Azula should not be paired with anyone, ESPECIALLY Zuko)

((Danny Phantom)) Danny/Valerie, Danny/Ember

((The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron)) Eustace/Cindy

((Jackie Chan Adventures)) Drago/Jade

((Ben 10)) Ben/Gwen (they're COUSINS, for crying out loud! Come on people)

((Teen Titans)) Cyborg/Raven, Cyborg/Starfire, Robin/Raven

((Digimon)) Matt/Sora, Davis/Kari (Adventures 1/2), Ryo/Rika (Tamers), Koji/Zoe, JP/Zoe (Frontier)

((D.Gray-Man)) Allen/Kanda (see my reasons for not liking ZADR), Lenalee/Lavi (I just don't see them as more than friends)

((Fullmetal Alchemist)) Alphonse/Winry (since it's so obvious she and Ed like each other)

((Xiaolin Showdown)) Jack/Kimiko (just not right)

((Yin Yang Yo!)) Yang/Yin (SAY NO TO INCEST!)

((Transformers)) Megatron/Starscream (except for maybe the movie-verse. Maybe)

((Doctor Who)) Jack/Rose, Doctor/Martha

((Bionicle)) Matau/Nokama, Kopaka/Gali

((9)) 5/7

IN-SERIES PAIRINGS I'M UNSURE ABOUT:

((Invader Zim)) GrAMiR, SATnR

((Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!)) Chinmay (I know it's canon, but still...)

((Avatar: The Last Airbender)) Sukka, Zhazula

((Danny Phantom)) Skulker/Ember

((Fairly OddParents)) Timmy/Tootie (didn't like it at first, but I'm reconsidering)

((Jackie Chan Adventures)) Paco/Jade

((Teen Titans)) Jericho/Kole (they're both minor characters, so it's hard to say)

((Digimon)) Patamon/Gatomon (Adventures 1/2), Guilmon/Renamon (Tamers)

((Fullmetal Alchemist)) Lin/Lan Fan (not much there, but if you read between the lines...)

((Xiaolin Showdown)) Omi/Kimiko

((Yin Yang Yo!)) Coop/Yin

((Doctor Who)) Doctor/Sarah-Jane, Doctor/Donna

((Bionicle)) Hewkii/Macku, Berix/Kiina

((Star Wars)) Zekk/Jaina

X-OVER PAIRINGS I LIKE:

Danny/June ((Danny Phantom/The Life And Times Of Juniper Lee))

Jimmy/Danni ((The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron/Danny Phantom))

Chase Young/Azula ((Xiaolin Showdown/Avatar: The Last Airbender)) (I read a oneshot including this once, and I liked it)

Dash/Lilo ((The Incredibles/Lilo & Stitch)) (I think it's cute)

Dash/Yin ((The Incredibles/Yin Yang Yo!)) (Also cute)

Jack/Rika ((Xiaolin Showdown/Digimon Tamers)) (It's grown on me)

Danny/Jinx ((Danny Phantom/Teen Titans)) (Read the fic "HIVEMinded" by Slayer Anderson. The pairing speaks for itself there)

X-OVER PAIRINGS I DON'T LIKE:

Tommy/Gaz (Being a ZAGR fan, I really don't see Gaz with anyone else) ((All Grown Up/Invader Zim))

Danny/Raven (I just don't see it happening) ((Danny Phantom/Teen Titans))

Timmy/Cindy ((Fairly OddParents/The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron))

FAVORITE VILLIANS:

((Invader Zim)) Zim, Tak, the Planet Jackers

((Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!)) Skeleton King, Mandarin, Valina, the TV Monster/Skeleton King Droid

((Avatar: The Last Airbender)) Koh, Azula, Long Feng, Zhao

((Danny Phantom)) Plasmius, Fright Knight, Dark Danny/Dan Phantom, Freakshow

((Fairly OddParents)) Anti-Cosmo, HP and Sanderson, Norm

((The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron)) King Goobat, Meldar Prime, Prof. Calamitous

((Jackie Chan Adventures)) Shendu, Hsi Wu, Daolon Wong, Tarakudo

((Ben 10)) Vilgax, Ghostfreak, Enoch, Hex, the Forever King (the first one, not the "Alien Force" one)

((Teen Titans)) Slade, The Brain, Trigon, Jinx, Brother Blood

((Digimon)) Myotismon, Apoclaymon, Daemon, Devimon (Adventures 1/2), Beelzemon (Tamers), Cherubimon (Frontier)

((D.Gray-Man)) The Millennium Earl, Road, Tyki

((Fullmetal Alchemist)) Envy, Pride (manga version), Greed, Father

((Xiaolin Showdown)) Chase, Hannibal

((Yin Yang Yo!)) The Night Master, Carl, Eradicus, Indestructo-Bob (he's so stupid it's funny)

((Transformers)) Unicron, Megatron/Galvatron (Any version), Sideways (Armada/Cybertron), Tarantulus (Beast Wars), Frenzy (2007 Movie), the Fallen (ROTF)

((Doctor Who)) Davros, the Master, Dalek Sec, Dalek Caan, the Beast

((Bionicle)) Teridax, Roodaka, Zaktan, Mutran, Vezon, Karzhani, the Shadowed One, Metus

((Star Wars)) Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus, Nom Anor, General Greivious, Lumiya

LIKES: Villians (obviously), twist endings, ironic justice, science fiction, adventure, crossovers, big action scenes, stories which feature characters' worst fears, Broadway musicals, stories where good guys go bad (either by choice, blackmail, or brainwashing)

DISLIKES: Slash pairings between obviously straight characters (I have absolutly nothing against gay people in real life), MPreg stories, extreme OOCness, crackfics, sappy romances, flamers (what, you people don't have anything better to do?), racisim, people who use fanfics to protest or argue their own political views

MY FAVORITE AUTHORS AND WHY:

(Cookie Naegle) Author of several good x-over series.

(Coru) Author of a very good AU version of season two of the new 'Doctor Who'.

(Darkmoose84) Has written parodies involving some of my favorite shows.

(DemonSurfer) Has written several good IZ stories, but more importantly, created the very original Zim/Miyuki (ZAMR) pairing.

(Dibsthe1) Got me hooked on the "Gaz's Bad Karma" theme of IZ fics. Plus, all of his work is always very well written.

(Dr-Lovekill) Has written several good IZ stories.

(Glowworm666) Has parodied some of my favorite movies. And I love her OCs.

(Goldenrod) Has written the only "humans-in-the-Bionicle-world" stories that I like.

(JusSonic) Has written parodies of some of my favorite movies.

(Michael J.J.) Author of several well written and very dramatic 'Fairly OddParents' and 'Danny Phantom' stories.

(NewDoctorWhoFan) Author of a nicely written AU version of the third season of the new 'Doctor Who'.

(Rob Phantom) Author of an excellently written, and very humorus, series of 'Danny Phantom' stories.

(Saya Moonshadow) Has written some very good 'Bionicle' fics, and she has some very well written OCs.

(Silent Elegy) Author of a very good 'Danny Phantom' series, which contains some very good OCs.

(The Chibi's Are Stalking Me) Has written several very good 'Doctor Who' stories.

(theKyra) Author of several good 'Invader Zim' stories.

(Wormtail96) Has written parodies of some of my favorite movies, as well as some very nice original stories.

(Wren Sharpbeak) Writer of one of the best fanon versions of 'Avatar: The Last Airbender, Book 3'.

FAVORITE QUOTES:

Invader Zim

"Obey the fist!"-Zim to some random classmate, Episode: 'Career Day'

"Go home and shave your big head of smell with your bad self!" "...Okay, there are all kinds of things wrong with what you just said."-Zim and Dib, Episode: 'Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars'

"I was the turkey all along!" "...I was wondering what that turkey was doing there."-GIR and Zim, Episode: 'Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars'

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! Do not deny my veins!"-Zim to the Tallest, Episode: 'The Nightmare Begins'

"I love you cold unfeeling robot arm!"-Zim in a flashback, Episode: 'Parent Teacher Night'

"All you ever talk about is aliens, and ghosts, and seeing Bigfoot in your garage." "...He was using the belt sander."-The Letter M and Dib, Episode: 'The Nightmare Begins'

"Your head smells like a puppy!"-GIR to Dib, Episode: 'Tak: the Hideous New Girl'

"Why is your head so big? Why is your head so BIG?!"-GIR to Dib, Episode: 'Door to Door'

"Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be frying something?" "Oh, I quit when I heard about this." "You quit being banished?"-Tallest Purple and Zim, Episode: 'The Nightmare Begins'

"The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR - now let's go destroy it!"-Zim, Episode: 'Planet Jackers'

"Why was there bacon in the soap?!" "I made it myself!"-Zim and GIR, Episode: 'Rise of the Zit Boy'

"I was once a man." "But you're a woman."-Rat person and Dib, Episode: 'Game Slave 2'

"But one day, you’ll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you’ll look over and I’ll be there… doing stuff!"-Dib to Zim, Episode: 'Rise of the Zitboy'

"GIR! I've been captured!" "YAY!" "No, that's bad, GIR." "YAY!"-Zim and GIR, Episode: 'Attack of the Saucer Morons"

"Get your filthy alien meat out of the cockpit!"-Tak's ship to Dib, Episode: 'Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars'

Bionicle

"There are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt."-Teridax to Vakama, Bionicle Adventures #10: Time Trap

"Signed your name? You can't even spell your name!"-Chirox to Mutran during an argument, The Mutran Chronicles Ch. 9

"I prefer the term 'creative.' Though I suppose there really isn't much difference in the end..."-Karzhani after being called insane by Hahli, Bionicle Legends #2: Dark Destiny

"Sometimes, my brothers, the best way, the only way to win... is by losing."-Teridax to the rest of the Brotherhood, Into the Darkness Ch. 8

"You have to be insane to be a Toa at all. It's the first requirement for the job."-Helryx to Takanuva, Bionicle Legends #10: Swamp of Secrets

"Don't talk to me about fear, creature - I am fear!"-Zaktan to Irnakk, Bionicle Legends #5: Inferno

"Quite a collection. I prefer sea-shells, myself. Sometimes leaves. Oh, and the heads of my enemies, though those take up so much space."-Vezon to Tridax, Destiny War Ch. 6

"I don't get nightmares... I give them."-Teridax to Karzhani, Dreams of Destruction Ch. 7

"No longer must I fight you to rule a Universe. I AM the Universe!"-Teridax to the Toa Nuva after the completion of his Plan, Bionicle Legends #11: The Final Battle

"Good Kardas. Nice devastating monster. Are you my favorite engine of destruction? Yes you are."-Vezon to his steed, Bionicle Legends #5: Inferno

"Yes work. You know, that thing you do all day? The thing Takua is apparently allergic to?"-Jaller to Vakama, Bionicle Adventures #10: Time Trap

Transformers

"You want a piece of me? You want a piece?!" "No, I want two!"-Jazz and Megatron, 'Transformers (2007)'

"You're insane!" "So they say."-Tigerhawk and Tarantulas, 'Beast Wars' Episode: 'Other Victories'

"One shall stand, one shall fall."-Optimus Prime to Megatron, 'The Transformers: The Movie' and 'Transformers (2007)'

"I rise. You fall."-Optimus Prime upon defeating the Fallen, 'Revenge of the Fallen'

“It’s supposed to hurt. It's an ass-kickin’!”-Skids, 'Revenge of the Fallen'

Pirates of the Caribbean

"I once sailed with a geezer who lost both his arms and part of his eye." "What did you call him?" "...Larry."-Jack and Gibbs, 'At World's End'

"The world used to be a bigger place." "The world's still the same... there's just less in it."-Barbossa and Jack, 'At World's End'

"You know you can't read." "It's the Bible. You get credit for trying."-Pintel and Ragetti, 'Dead Man's Chest'

"This is madness!" "This is politics."-Elizabeth and Jack, 'At World's End'

"You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"-Elizabeth to one of Barbossa's pirates, 'The Curse of the Black Pearl'

"Are we to be two immortals locked in epic battle until Judgement Day and trumpets sound?" "Or you could surrender."-Barbossa and Jack, 'The Curse of the Black Pearl'

"You're mad." "Thank goodness for that, otherwise this would probably never work."-Beckett and Jack, 'At World's End'

Misc. Movies and Shows

"Suck my ectoplasmic schwanstugel!"-Dr. Krauss to Manning, 'Hellboy II: The Golden Army'

"Allons-y, Alonzo!"-The Doctor saying something he's always wanted to, 'Doctor Who' Episode: 'Voyage of the Damned'

"When might and magic work as one, a villain's plan can be undone."-Part of the 'Yin Yang Yo!' theme song

"It's time to show how real cops kick ass."-Sgt. Reed, 'RoboCop 3'

"Everything that has a beginning, has an end."-The Oracle to Neo, 'The Matrix Revolutions'

"Forgive me Father for I have sinned... I've sinned a lot."-Blackheart to a priest, 'Ghost Rider'

"I knew your sister - she was a homicidal bitch."-Alice to the White Queen, 'Resident Evil: Extinction'

"It's been said that science fiction and fantasy are two different things: science fiction the improbable made possible; fantasy, the impossible made probable."-Rod Serling, 'The Twilight Zone' Episode: 'The Fugitive'

"The devil, they say, having, so far, failed to destroy the human race with nuclear weapons, toxic waste, or elevator music, has finally devised his most cunning weapon: long term credit."-Narrator, 'The New Twilight Zone' Episode: 'The Card'

"I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!"-Kirk Lazarus, 'Tropic Thunder'

"I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!"-Kirk Lazarus, 'Tropic Thunder'

"I don't read the script, the script reads me." "...What the hell does that even mean?"-Kirk Lazarus and Kevin Sandusky, 'Tropic Thunder'

"Yippe-ki-ay, motherfucker!"-John McClane, 'Live Free or Die Hard'

"How many monsters must I slay?! Grendel's mother, father, Grendal's uncle - must I hack down an entire family tree of demons?!"-Beowulf to King Hrothgar, 'Beowulf'

"They say Chuck Norris is so tough, there's no chin under his beard. There is only another fist."-Peter, 'Family Guy' Episode: 'Boys Do Cry'

"Die, you mummy bastards! Die!" "There is no call for bad language!"-Jonathan and Mad Dog, 'The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor'

"You'll regret this." "Maybe. But until then I'll stick with my original thought, which is 'shut the hell up'."-Vice-President Kinsey and President Hayes, 'Stargate SG-1' Episode: 'Lost City Part 2'

"By the authority vested in me, sanctioned by moi, I hereby presume this seaworthy vessel the esteemed... uhm... S.S. Mutant Almost A Chicken Duck?"-Double D, 'Ed, Edd n Eddy' Movie: 'Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show'

"Captain, what are you doing?" "Showing them compassion. It may be the only way to earn peace with Romulus. It's logic, Spock, I thought you'd like that." "No, not really. Not this time."-Spock and Kirk, 'Star Trek'

"You don't have to believe in your government to be a good American. You just have to believe in your country."-President Bush, 'Harold & Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay'

"Get away from her you bitch!"-Ripley to the Alien Queen, 'Aliens'

Real World Quotes

“I have firmly resolved to bite the dust when my time comes, with a minimum of medical assistance, and up to then I will sin to my wicked heart’s content.” -Albert Einstein

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” -Napoleon Bonaparte

“Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.” -G.K. Chesterton

“A true friend stabs you in the front.” -Oscar Wilde

"I think Earth, if chosen instead of Heaven, will turn out only like a region of Hell, but when Earth is put SECOND to Heaven, then you realize from the very beginning… it has been a part of Heaven itself." –C.S Lewis

"Blades never need reloading."-Max Brooks, in his book The Zombie Survival Guide

"Yes, pandas are evil. Anything that lazy must be a fascist."-Micheal68 in a review for "HIVEMinded" (technically a real world quote since an actual person said it)

“Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy, the mad daughter of a wise mother. These daughters have too long dominated this world.” -Voltaire

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you and highlight:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.