SPECIAL NOTE: I am currently editing Invader Kyra's fic "The Final Battle." Please give it a look, she's under my favorite authors.
GENDER: Male.
LIVES IN: New York City.
AGE: Too old to like some of the shows I do, but what are you going to do?
IN-SERIES PAIRINGS I LIKE:
((Invader Zim)) ZAGR (my absolute favorite pairing), ZATR (runs a close second), Zim/Miyuki (courtesy of DemonSurfer).
((Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!)) Spova (it's so obvious), Skalina (what? Bad guys need love too).
((Avatar: The Last Airbender)) Kataang, Tokka, Maiko.
((Danny Phantom)) Danny/Sam, Tucker/Valerie, Dani/Youngblood.
((Fairly OddParents)) Timmy/Trixie, Cosmo/Wanda, Anti-Cosmo/Anti-Wanda.
((The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron)) Jimmy/Cindy.
((Jackie Chan Adventures)) Jade/HsiWu, Jackie/Viper.
((Ben 10)) Gwen/Kevin.
((Xiaolin Showdown)) Raimundo/Kimiko (also very obvious).
((Yin Yang Yo!)) Yin/Yuck, Yang/Lena.
((Transformers)) Blackarachnia/Silverbolt, Rattrap/Botanica (Beast Wars/Beast Machines), Blackarachnia/Optimus Prime, Blackarachnia/Starscream (Transformers: Animated).
((Doctor Who)) Doctor/Rose, Lucy/Master (like I said, bad guys need love too).
((Bionicle)) (I know it's not a show, but I had to mention it) Vakama/Nokama, Tahu/Gali, Jaller/Halhi, Roodaka/Teridax (I invented this one).
IN-SERIES PAIRINGS I DON'T LIKE:
((Invader Zim)) ZADR (they aren't gay, and they hate each other's guts).
((Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!)) Ottova, Antova, Mandova (basically, any pairing that puts Nova with someone other than Sprx).
((Avatar: The Last Airbender)) Zutara, Azulaang, Sokzula, Zucest (NOT RIGHT! Azula should not be paired with anyone, ESPECIALLY Zuko).
((Danny Phantom)) Danny/Valerie, Danny/Ember.
((Fairly OddParents)) Timmy/Tootie (I just don't like her).
((The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron)) Cindy/Eustace.
((Jackie Chan Adventures)) Jade/Drago, Jade/Paco.
((Ben 10)) Ben/Gwen (they're COUSINS, for crying out loud! Come on people).
((Xiaolin Showdown)) Jack/Kimiko (just not right).
((Yin Yang Yo!)) Yin/Yang (SAY NO TO INCEST!).
((Transformers)) Megatron/Starscream (Have you people seen ANY version of the show?).
((Doctor Who)) Rose/Jack, Doctor/Martha.
((Bionicle)) Matau/Nokama, Kopaka/Gali.
X-OVER PAIRINGS I LIKE:
Danny/June ((Danny Phantom/The Life And Times Of Juniper Lee)).
Jimmy/Dani ((The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius/Danny Phantom)).
Azula/Chase Young ((Avatar: The Last Airbender/Xiaolin Showdown)) (I read a oneshot including this once, and I liked it).
Dash/Lilo ((The Incredibles/Lilo & Stitch)) (I think it's cute).
Dash/Yin ((The Incredibles/Yin Yang Yo!)) (Also cute).
X-OVER PAIRINGS I DON'T LIKE:
Gaz/Tommy ((Invader Zim/All Grown Up)) (Being a ZAGR fan, I really don't see Gaz with anyone else).
Danny/Raven ((Danny Phantom/Teen Titans)) (I just don't see it happening).
Timmy/Cindy ((Fairly OddParents/The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron)).
FAV VILLIANS:
((Invader Zim)) Zim, Tak, the Planet Jackers.
((Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!)) Skeleton King, Mandarin, the TV Monster/Skeleton King Droid.
((Avatar: The Last Airbender)) Azula, Zhao, Long Feng.
((Danny Phantom)) Vlad Plasmius, Dan Phantom, the Fright Knight.
((Fairly OddParents)) Anti-Cosmo, HP and Sanderson, Norm.
((The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron)) Prof. Calamitous, Meldar Prime, King Goobat.
((Jackie Chan Adventures)) Shendu, Hsi Wu, Daolon Wong, Tarakudo.
((Ben 10)) Vilgax, Hex, the Forever King, Enoch.
((Xiaolin Showdown)) Chase Young, Hannibal Bean.
((Yin Yang Yo!)) The Night Master, Carl the Evil Cockroach Wizard.
((Transformers)) Unicron (Any version), Megatron\Galvatron (Any version), Sideways (Armada\Cybertron), Tarantulus (Beast Wars), Frenzy (2007 movie).
((Doctor Who)) Dalek Sec, Dalek Caan, Davros, the Master, the Beast.
((Bionicle)) Makuta Teridax, Makuta Mutran, Roodaka, Zaktan, Vezon, Karzhani, The Shadowed One.
LIKES: Villians (obviously), twist endings, ironic justice, science fiction, adventure, crossovers, big action scenes, stories which feature characters' worst fears, Broadway musicals.
DISLIKES: Slash pairings between obviously straight characters (I have absolutly nothing against gay people in real life), MPreg stories, extreme OOCness, crackfics, sappy romances, flamers (what, you people don't have anything better to do?), racisim, people who use fanfics to protest or argue their own political views.
MY FAVORITE AUTHORS AND WHY:
(Cookie Naegle) Author of several good xover series.
(Darkmoose84) Has written stories for some of my favorite shows.
(DemonSurfer) Has written several good IZ stories, but more importantly, created the very original Zim/Miyuki pairing.
(Dr-Lovekill) Has written several good IZ stories.
(Glowworm666) Has parodied some of my favorite movies. And I love her OCs.
(Goldenrod) Has written the only "humans-in-the-Bionicle-world" stories that I like.
(Invader Kyra) Author of several good 'Invader Zim' stories. Not to mention she made me editor for one of her latest ones. But that's just a bonus.
(NewDoctorWhoFan) Author of a nicely written AU version of the third season of the new 'Doctor Who'.
(Rob Phantom) Author of an excellently written, and very humorus, series of 'Danny Phantom' stories.
(Saya Moonshadow) Has written some very good 'Bionicle' fics, and she has some very well written OCs.
(The Chibi's Are Stalking Me) Has written several very good 'Doctor Who' stories.
(Wormtail96) Has written parodies of some of my favorite movies, as well as some very nice original stories.
(Wren Sharpbeak) Writer of one of the best fanon versions of 'Avatar: The Last Airbender, Book 3.'
FAV. QUOTES:
"You want a piece of me? You want a piece?!" "No, I want two!"-Jazz and Megatron, 'Transformers(2007)'
"There are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt."-Makuta Teridax to Vakama, Bionicle Adventures #10: Time Trap
"Obey the fist!"-Zim to some random classmate, 'Invader Zim' Episode: 'Career Day'
"Go shave your big head of stink with your bad self!"-Zim to Dib, 'Invader Zim' Episode: 'Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars'
"I was the turkey all along!" "...I was wondering what that turkey was doing there."-GIR and Zim, 'Invader Zim' Episode: 'Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars'
"You're insane!" "So they say. Brrrrar!"-Tigerhawk and Tarantulas, 'Beast Wars' Episode: 'Other Victories'
"Invader's blood runs through my veins like radioactive rubber pants! Do not deny my veins!"-Zim to the Tallest, 'Invader Zim' Episode: 'The Nightmare Begins'
"I once sailed with a geezer who lost both his arms and part of his eye." "What did you call him?" "...Larry."-Jack and Gibbs, 'POTC: At World's End'
"I love you cold unfeeling robot arm!"-Zim in a flashback, 'Invader Zim' Episode: 'Parent Teacher Night'
"The world used to be a bigger place." "The world's still the same... there's just less in it."-Barbossa and Jack, 'POTC: At World's End'
"All you ever talk about is aliens, and ghosts, and seeing Bigfoot in your garage." "...He was using the belt sander."-The Letter M and Dib, 'Invader Zim' Episode: 'The Nightmare Begins'
"Signed your name? You can't even spell your name!"-Makuta Chirox to Makuta Mutran during an argument, The Mutran Chronicles Ch. 9
"You know you can't read." "It's the Bible. You get credit for trying."-Pintel and Ragetti, 'POTC: Dead Man's Chest'
"I prefer the term 'creative.' Though I suppose there really isn't much difference in the end..."-Karzhani after being called insane by Hahli, Bionicle Legends #2: Dark Destiny
"Sometimes, my brothers, the best way, the only way to win... is by losing."-Makuta Teridax to the rest of the Brotherhood, Into the Darkness Ch. 8
"Your head smells like a puppy!"-GIR to Dib, 'Invader Zim' Episode: 'Tak: the Hideous New Girl'
"Why is your head so big? Why is your head so BIG!?"-GIR to Dib, 'Invader Zim' Episode: 'Door to Door'
"You have to be insane to be a Toa at all. It's the first requirement for the job."-Helryx to Takanuva, Bionicle Legends #10: Swamp of Secrets
"Suck my ectoplasmic schwanstugel!"-Dr. Krauss to Manning, 'Hellboy II: The Golden Army'
"One shall stand, one shall fall."-Optimus Prime to Megatron, 'The Transformers: The Movie' and 'Transformers(2007)'
"Allons-y, Alonzo!"-The Doctor saying something he's always wanted to, 'Doctor Who' Episode: 'Voyage of the Damned'
"Why so serious?"-The Joker to one of his victims, 'The Dark Knight'
"When might and magic work as one, a villain's plan can be undone."-Part of the 'Yin Yang Yo!' theme song
"It's time to show how real cops kick ass."-Sgt. Reed, 'RoboCop 3'
"This is madness!" "This is politics."-Elizabeth and Captain Jack, 'POTC: At World's End'
"Everything that has a beginning, has an end."-The Oracle to Neo, 'The Matrix Revolutions'
"Not now son, I'm making... Toast!"-Professor Membrane to Dib, 'Invader Zim' Episode: 'The Nightmare Begins'
"Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia?" "Oh, I quit when I heard about this." "You quit being banished?"-Tallest Purple and Zim, 'Invader Zim' Episode: 'The Nightmare Begins'
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