Age: 17, although it depends on my mood
Hair: brown
Eyes: brown behind glasses
FYI info: I am a Christian, so if u don't like my faith, don't read my stuff, because I try and put Christian themes in it, though I'll admit, it is kinda hard for some stuff, like Moonlight/Twilight. But I still try.
Where I am from: I live in Colorado. OK, no offense to anyone, but come on! If I WANTED you to know "Where" in Colorado, I'd TELL you! But I DON'T, OK? So please stop ASKING!
Favorite Books: Oh brother, are you KIDDING me? The Bible, Narnia, LotR, Dragons In Our Midst/Oracles of Fire, Derwood Inc., Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride (every one of them!), A Murder for her Majesty, Twilight...(must I go on?)
Favorite TV Shows: A-TEAM!! Murdock rocks! Also StarGate SG-1/Atlantis, Life, the CSIs although I personally don't like Horatio in Miami all that much, no offense to anyone, Bionic Woman, Prison Break, 24, Happy Days, Heroes, Robin Hood BBC, and many more...I have a lot of free time
Favorite Movie: Narnia, Benji, Free Willy, Pete's Dragon (I loved these when I was little and still love 'em!) and...Lord of the Rings...I guess HSM, but I don't watch it that much...
Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching movies, getting on the computer, hangin' w/friends...writing...
Things I do alot:
Go to school (unfortunately)
Read random books and try to discover the Biblical message in them.
Agree w/my bffs that God rocks my face off! (that's why there's no pic of me! I don't have a face...GOD ROCKED IT OFF!! Proverbs 31:8-9)
Say "huh" and "Freak!" (affectionately)
Laugh
Threaten people with my wheelie backpack of doom (it can destrory the world)
Yell at tv shows...movies...books...
Write (really? I write? Whodathunk?)
Giggle madly while reading funny things
Read
Hug people (this is people I know very well, mind you)
Things that make me unique:
I write a lot...like a LOT...pretty much 24/7
I have a wheelie backpack of doom
I scream at my brother's TV
I have about a million inside jokes, like whenever I see the scene in the Two Towers when Sauruman is killing Ents and making weapons, I laugh hysterically.
I have three psychiatrists: my dog and my two best friends.
I don't make the noise of a snarl, I SAY "snarl"
I often declare that everything I've ever believed about something has just been destroyed.
I'm cursed, so that every character in a TV show/movie/book that I like either dies or turns evil or leaves. (and for those of you who are going, yeah right, email me: I have a list!)
Things that I dislike in the world
War
Abortion
The fact that in the Spanish version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", Santa drives a bus
The fact that NBC seems to hate me and cancelled all the shows I really liked.
The fact that none of the NBC shows that I watch that have been cancelled have any fanfiction on this site.
People who hear sarcasm and get all offended
People whose minds are wrapped around a certain thing so tightly that if you try and talk about anything else, they always relate it to the thing.
People who are scared of tall people
Slash/Femmeslash fictions
Fanfics where people pair siblings together
The ever present "Paire" ship for "Heroes" (come ON ppl, she's RELATED to him, plus he's like, WAY older than her!)
Fanfics that are badly spelled or written (sorry, everyone, but if you're gonna write it, make it legible!)
The fact that, so far, there has been no official "Artemis Fowl" movie.
The fact that the writers killed Marian at the end of season 2 of the show "Robin Hood" on BBC
Pairings I will read:
Narnia:
Caspian/Susan (don't diss me! I read it, I didn't write it! She needed a good reason to forget!)
Caspian/Ramandu's daughter (what's her name?!)
The occasional Ed/OC Peter/OC (there aren't many Lucy/OCs that I've found)
Eustace/Jill, but only if it's good
Robin Hood:
Robin/Marian (duh! if it were Guy/Marian, he wouldn't have stabbed her twice!)
Will/Djaq
Much/Eve
Alice/John, even though she did get remarried
StarGate SG-1/Atlantis:
Sam/Jack
Teal'c/Ishta
Teal'c/Drey'auc (i spelled it wrong)
Sam/Martouf
Daniel/Sha're
Daniel/Janet (THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER!!)
John/Weir
John/Teyla
Ronon/Teyla
Rodney/Kate
Lorne/Novak (they're cute together!)
Lorne/Teyla
Moonlight:
Mick/Beth
Josef/Sarah
Twilight:
The ones in the books, esp Jasper/Alice
CSI (all):
Catherine/Grissom
Sara/Nick
Warrick/Tiffany (or whatever his wife's name is)
Danny/Lindsay
Stella/Mac
Ryan/Calleigh
Eric/Calleigh
Horatio/Marisol
Midsomer Murders:
Tom/Kate (or whatever his wife's name is)
Gavin/Cully
Lost:
Claire/Charlie
Jack/Kate
Pairings I will NOT read:
Narnia:
Peter/any sibling (he's related to them!)
Lucy/Tumnus (come on! that's like Jill dating Rillian! Too old for her!)
Lucy/Caspian (I don't care how good you write! Lucy and Caspian do NOT belong together!)
Aslan/Jadis (that's like Jesus dating Satan, OK? It's gross and nasty.)
Robin Hood:
Marian/anyone but Robin (although I will admit, there are some good Guy/Marian fics)
Robin/anyone but Marian
Allan/Djaq (Will never betrayed the gang! Plus, he carries an axe ;D)
Allan/random OC (sorry, but it's been done too many times!)
StarGate SG-1/Atlantis:
Weir/anyone but Sheppard
Sheppard/Jeannie
Sam/Daniel
Teal'c/Sam
Sam/Pete (Ew! I'm sorry, but I do not like Pete!)
Moonlight:
Josef/Beth (he looked like he was going to feed on her when they met!!)
Twilight:
Any that aren't in the books
CSI:
Catherine/Warrick
Sara/Grissom (sorry ppl, but they are just not meant for each other! don't believe me? Watch the first season!)
Sara/Greg
Catherine/Nick (ew!)
Mac/Lindsay
Danny/Stella
Midsomer Murders:
There are so few fics for that show, it's impossible to find bad pairings unless they're slash
Lost:
Basically anything not on the other list, esp Sawyer/Kate. I just don't like the two of them together
Fanfictions I will not read:
Narnia:
OC falls into Narnia, falls for a king
Susan and Caspian reunite after PC, either by her going to Narnia again or him going to England (This is Home is excluded from this category, that one's actually well written)
Robin Hood:
Girl joins outlaw, falls for Allan or Will
Several ways to know when you have a best friend:
1. When you see a movie trailer that looks cool, you immediately start planning to go see it with them.
2. When someone disses you, you tell them that your bff will beat the crap out of them if they don't lay off.
3. When you talk to them on the phone after you've been crying, their BFF alert goes off and they demand to know what happened and who to kill.
4. When people insult you, it takes you a few minutes to realize they meant it harshly b/c your bffs tease you all the time.
5. Whenever you think of your wedding, you cringe knowing that your best friend has enough dirt on you to make you want to run screaming from the church.
6. If you want to ask a crush out, you call them and ask their advice. After you ask the crush, you call up your bff and scream in their ear to tell them what happened.
7. You know where their silverware is.
8. Their parents give you chores if you come over on a Saturday before noon.
9. You're too scared to do anything stupid, because your best friend will turn you in.
10. If a guy says something dirty to you, you have to restrain them from killing him.
11. You don't have their number on your speed dial, you have it memorized.
12. You tell them every little detail about your life.
13. They instantly hate the school bully, even if they've never met him.
14. The thought of graduating and never seeing them again makes you cry.
15. Whenever you rewatch an old movie, you spend half of it remembering when you watched it with them.
16. When you ask your parents to call them, they tell you not to talk all night.
17. If someone ever hits you, you're insulted because only your best friend can do that.
18. You can immediately tell what mood they're in just by hearing their voice.
19. While standing in any public place, if you hear running feet, you tense because you're waiting for your bff to slam into you.
20. The words "Remember the time..." make you laugh hysterically.
21. You can use any of a hundred different nicknames and they'll say, "Yeah?"
22. After a rough day at school, you get a letter from them saying, "Hi! I miss you!"
23. When you're home alone, you hear a noise and jump, then realize it's just your best friend, coming in with the spare key.
24. You freak out if you don't hear anything from them for a week.
25. When your in the car, you blast Disney songs and sing along to them.
26. When people say that you're weird, you wonder if it's supposed to be an insult.
27. If you casually mention that someone accidentally hit you, they want to hunt him/her down for revenge.
28. The phrase "I could cry right now..." makes them see red.
29. When you start dating, you fear for your date's life and/or sanity.
30. You can prattle on and on about something for an hour and then they'll tell you "I know."
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of I! nsanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!
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