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Deadly Raven
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since: 09-01-07, id: 1366797, Profile Updated: 07-01-08
country: Australia

Hey All

(Btw. Why do people keep poking and prodding me in their reveiws? Is it a good thing or a bad thing? anyways... STOP WITH THE POKING!!)

Yes Red n Black Roses is my friend. we go to the same school. All angel fanfics are co-written.

Just so you know.

1) ravens are not har bringers of doom, they are just black.

2) I'm not emo, but i am evil and if anyone has a problem with that... SAY IT TO MY FACE NOT BEHIND MY BACK!!

3) i am sadistic, phsycotic, insane, a pyromaniac, bipolar, and i have issues with people who bitch about other people behind their backs.

Get used to it, this is me.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Age: unknown (I'm not stupid enough to put my personal details on the web)

Gender: girl

Nationality: Australian

Favorites(there is a lot of them)

Bands: Nightwish, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, AFI, 3 Doors Down, Skillet, Simple Plan, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Bowling For Soup, Disturbed, Evanescence, Trapt, Within Temptation, 30 Seconds to Mars, Panic at the Disco, Pink, Goo Goo Dolls, The Secret Garden (Celtic music), Darling Violetta, and many more i just can't think of them.

Colours:

Black

Red

Green

Silver

Quotes:

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference"

"when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's choking you."

"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we screwed up."

"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, and rope is bronze."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name.”

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

They' say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers... but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'The devil sold his soul to ME.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye, THEN IT EVEN FUNNIER!'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!

Men are like cards. You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to bash their fucking head in when they cheat on you, and a Spade to burry the bastard in the backyard to avoid gettin arrested.

Bad spellers of the world UNITE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

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