I'm HORRIBLE at this stuff so i'm using a survey lol.

Name: Tonya

Birthday: 12/13/91

Birthplace: California
Current Location: living room

Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right

The Shoes You Wore Today: rocket dogs yesss!!
Your Weakness: music, little kids and puppy pouts
Your Fears: Clowns, the kool-aid man, geese and snowmen OH!! and that one guy on the hot pockets commercials!!

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ummm idk?? write a story? lol

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL idk muahaha ummmmmm & K.I.S.S aka keep it simple stupid

First Thoughts Waking Up: ew... morning

Your Bedtime: whenever I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: nap time T-T

Pepsi or Coke: umm both i guess doesn't matter

McDonald's or Burger King: burger king... but the mascot is scary looking... lol
Favorite Tea: Chi yummy
Tea or Coffee: COFFEE duuuuhhh (starbucks preferably .)
Do you Smoke: ewww no never have never will
Do you Swear: what kinda of fucktard question is that? of course i fucking swear!
Do you Sing: yes
Have you Been in Love: i currently am, or was my boyfreind of 2 1/5 years CHEATED on me the whole time and once i found out i broke up with him... Lesson to everyone: DONT FUCKING CHEAT UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR ASS BEAT!!
Do you want to go to College:yes
Do you want to get Married: of course!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: not unless i read so too long in the car
Do you think you are Attractive: i get alot of compliments so i guess so and a bunch of guys were all over me once they found out i am single again but it was too early so i said maybe later XP
Are you a Health Freak: eeeh not really XD
Do you like Thunderstorms: YESSSS i love them!! ~LETS DANCE IN THE RAIN FOREVAH~
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yepperz
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: brrr no way its too cold right now ... stupid snowzzz
Ever been Drunk: nope, IT NEVER WORKS!! umm i've drank like 3 energy drinks in one day though... not healthy but REFER BACK TO the ?Question¿ 5 before this one
Ever been called a Tease: yes, it was just pay back though...
Ever been Beaten up: nope, unless you count my X hittting me every now and then, but in his defence (CANT BELIEVE I"M STILL DEFENDING HIM!!) i hit him for cheated on me and other stuff before that...
Ever Shoplifted: no.
How do you want to Die: awesomely like blow up or saving someone or something lol idk fire would always be fun, hmm so would jumping off a cliff cuz you get to feel like your flying before you die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: umm pfft growing up is overrated
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan or like somewhere in Australia, oh! and Paris

Gender: female

for SexyNoJutsu Gone Wrong you can either have them look the way i decribed them or i found a pic at this address Click_Here and they could look like that kinda. haha kay? only they arent wearing those clothes... . also i did not draw this (duh) lol

Here are pictures of the dresses from sexynojutsu gone wrong just incase they dont work in the story!!

Lee

Kiba

Sasuke

Neji

Kankkurno

Gaara

Shikamaru

Naruto

Ino

Sakura

Temari

Tenten

Hinata

Karin

Gaara¿¿£ V3¿¿Sakura

OnpusFavFan12((( is doing a story somewhat similar just so no one freaks out about stelaing we are both using the concept but different storys lol.

((Animal Instinct for me and , One Month With S Class Animals for her its really good GO READ IT NOWWZZ! i comand thee!

DaRe To Be StRaNgE

random quote from me and my crazy friends~

me~ "No, i refuse!!"

Yazzie~ "What are you talking about?!"

me~ "I said NO! no girly screamy fan-girls!"

Yazzie~ "...your the only screaming fangirl here."

me~ "Nuuh..."

everyone~ "OMG ITS MCR!"

me~ "I will not, repeat will NOT, be reduced to a squealing fangirl."

-music begins playing-

me~ "I LOVE YOU GERAD WAY!"

everyone's faces~~~ ○_○

Yazzie~ "i thought you werent a squealing fan girl..."

me~ "well, i mean LOOK at him!! How can you blame ME for HIS SHMEXYNESSS "

everyone besides me "..."

okay in the story Many Ways To Kill A Sasuke... send your writing stories or ideas, in review or PM's or e-mail me, (ask and i'll give it to you). any length and it can be serious funny whatever you want it to be. You addition is apperciated. enjoy!! OH!! just add me to your DocX and i'll add you back so you can send me your documents/STORIES!! ((make sure to PM me to tell me you added me to it so i can add you too!!)

p.s.

I LOVE GAARA!!

but hate Sasuke. :) yay!!

Okay also once I'm done with Sexy-No-Jutsu Gone Wrong, i will be posting two stories who have the first chapters done. This random announcement is just so you hav an idea on how the stoies are going...

Sexy-No-Jutsu Gone Wrong : Almost Complete

Tour In Hell : In Progress Chapter 6 up

Animal Instinct: In Progress Chapter 5 up

Many Ways To Kill A Sasuke...:In Progress/kind of on hold

Healing Sanity: In Progress Chapter 1 up

I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO UPDATE BECAUSE MY COMPUTERWAS DUMB AND I HAVE THE NEXT CHAPTER FOR EACH STORY WRITTEN DOWN IN A NOTEBOOK ALL I NEED TO DO IS TYPE THEM I PROMISE THEY ARE LONG SO I HOPW IT MAKES UP FOR IT!! I'M SORRY!! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

UPCOMING STORIES!! (names and summaries possible to change but will be ABOUT the same thing.)

Anime: Naruto: Truth From Her Eyes: Summary- This is a story of love, betrayel, and a simple broken heart becoming a broken life. Maybe you can relate to some parts, maybe you'll be appalled, maybe to you its just a story, but to me, this is the truth of my life. (this is a true story. i will not exaggerate and if i do i will put a note to tell you. this story is what my friend went through in what she called a relationship. She loved him, but he was confused on what love really ment. she fakes a smile everyday and tells everyone shes fine. every night she cries herself to sleep thinking what he said was true. he's forgotten her, she will never forget. i'm using this anime cuz its easy to relate the characters. Sakura and Sasuke. Rating M for abuse, sex/rape, drug abuse, slef-abuse, almost suicides, and more. read at your own risk. you can ask anything neither she or i will be offended.)

ha sorry those "summaries" are soooo long. but you'll understand more once the stories come up. i dont know if they will interest any of you but ehh oh well i write for the fun of it and all that stuff!

QuOtEs qUoTeS OMG Quotes!!

-Dont Cheat Unless You Want Your Ass Beat!-

-Your As Dead As A Run Over Squirrel-

-I Know You & I STILL Love You!-

- I used to have super powers!! but my therapist took them away-

-We live in the age where pizza gets to your house FASTER than the police-

-It's almost IMPOSSIBLE to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 10,000,000 others-

-HI! the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you...-

!~!~lol~!~!

ATTENTION ALL!!

the US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0

if you wish to voice your opinion on this or a shout out about how animal cruelty is wrong there are two sites on youtube i know you can say your 2 cents and i am trying to make a protest site on this or find one that you can send a letter to the representavie of your state on how you feel about these important issues. if you know of one please PM me. thank you.

http://youtube.com/user/SilentNinja0x

http://youtube.com/user/IAganstAnimalCruelty

Random Advice/Quotes/Words/ & Stuff XP i iz HYPERERERRRRRRR sworryzzz

Throw shoe at someone then yell ‘asshloe why'd you stole my shoe' ‘NO I WOULD NEVER THROW MY PRESIOUS SHOE YOU LIE!!"

YOU'RE DEAD AS A RUN OVER SQUIRREL

the common signs that a girl is pissed. Number one, the clenched fist. Number two, the eye twitch. And number three, the fire in their eyes.

Randomnessss!

Asstard >

Fucktard >

he like turns into the hulk when he doesn't eat

i have spurradic typing & spurradic thoughts!

I know you & yet I still love you!!

If A Fat Guy Grabs U and puts u in a bag,
don't worry
I told Santa I wanted u 4Christmas

:NOT MINE ITS FROM A STORY I READ!:

Everytime Kabuto opens his mouth, someone is hit by a landing plane.

Orochimaru unwrapped his arm. "Heh heh heh...now time to put our plan into- Oh good lord!" He screamed as Naruto bit his arm. "What are you doing?! That's my arm!"

"But it tastes like grape!"

:END STORY THING:

RaWr rAwR

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. ((DONT LITTER THOUGH!! RECYCLERS ROCK ON!!))

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (but its fun to see them look at you weird :D and i kinda feel like james bond doing it)

The Boy With No Heart, and the Girl Who Gave Him Hers

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.

It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

-You can tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy that's fine, I'll tell mine your sauce-gay.

Behind every woman, there is a man looking at her ass.

It's like asking why you fall in love. There is no real reason, nothing that can be explained or that would make sense."

Put ear plugs in your ears and say your doctor prescribed them to you when your parents start nagging.

Huury!! EAT THE PUDDING OR ELSE HE'S GONNA GETCHA! ((long story -_-" i might add it into a story so you guys get it haha silly silly))

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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. T-T soo sniffle true poor food...

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... o///o the horrors!

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." (duh...)

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (damn straight!)

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you have ever been so bored you literally cried copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile (everyone other day... lol)

If you ever went up to someone you didn't know and give em a hug, copy onto profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (sane people bore me... lol)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary. (i did both... =")

If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.

(retard is a mean word... lets settle for calling me poptarted inside joke XD sorry lolz)

If you hate "copy and paste" things, copy and paste this into your profile. (its a hate love relationship (_

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that yougurt is not meant to be eaten with a spoon but with your mouth copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever lost an argument with yourself about who was better, you or yourself, copy this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (HUGS NOT DRUGS!)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have gotten hit by a parked car, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (...even thoughi do that all the time lolz XD)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

If you've ever tipped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run up the "Down" elevator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copyand paste this into your profile. (DIEEEE)

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Where to start my list?)

If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 pecent of the teen population would be dead if Abercromie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing.

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...'

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nerviously, and change the subject.'

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.'

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'

Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
4. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
9. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't havefilm.
14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
25. A day without sunshine is like night.
26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
28. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
30. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
33. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.
34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
35.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
36. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.
37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
39. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.
40. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
42. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
47.The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
48.The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
49.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
50.To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
51.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
52.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.
55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

LOVE Life, & be yourself. Because lifes too short to waste it as someone else!