Yo, yo, yo. What up guys?

I'm Rachel but please, please, PLEASE call me anything other than that. I don't care what: Chelly, Rach, Rae, Chels, Argie (long story).

Favourite things:

Place: Bed

Food: Chinese

Drink: Hot chocolate

Animal: Penguin, Lion, cat, dog, hamster, dolphin

TV shows: The suite life, Drake and Josh, Doctor Who, Hannah Montana, Phineas and Ferb, That's so Raven, As the bell rings, Lizzie Mcguire, Summerland

Movies: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (+2), HAIRSPRAY, Enchanted, Lion king (+2 and 3), Beauty and the beast, Go figure, Over her dead body, Shredderman rules, Pixel Perfect, Monster house, happy feet. A Cinderella story, Barnyard, Finding Nemo, Tarzan, Bring it on 1, 2, 3, 4, Arthur and the invisibles and Charlotte's web. grease, Over her dead body, Hearts and Souls, The Spiderwick Chronicles, The waterhorse

Artists/bands: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK! MCFLY! Son of dork, Hilary duff, Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana), Delirious, Avril Lavigne, Vanessa Hudgens, Hilary Duff, Aly and Aj Michalka, Ashley Tisdale, Corbin Bleu, Nikki Blonsky, Taylor Swift, Paula Deanda, No secrets, Mandy Moore, Hope Partlow, Gwen Stefani, Brooke Hogan,

Actors/Actresses: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Lucas Grabeel, Asheley Tisdale, Corbin Bleu, Monique Coleman, Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse, Brenda Song, Miley Cyrus, Emily Osmont, Jason Earles, Raven Symone, (see a pattern emerging?) Annaliese Van Der Pol, Kaycee Stroh, Chris Warren Jr. Olesya Rulin, Maiara Walsh, Kyle Massey, Daniella Panabaker, Kay Panabaker, Miley Cyrus, Nikki Blonsky, Amanda Bynes, Elijah Kelley, James Marsden, Queen Latifah, Christopher Walken

Songs (could take a while so be patient): Get back - Demi Lovato, Time for me to fly - Jonas Brothers, I am what I am - Jonas Brothers, 7:05 - Jonas Brothers, S.O.S. - Jonas Brothers, Hello Beautiful - Jonas Brothers, When you look me in the eyes - Jonas Brothers, Inseperable - Jonas Brothers, Out of this world - Jonas Brothers, Star girl - McFly, Lies - McFly, One for the radio - McFly, Everybody knows - McFly, Do ya - McFly, Smile - McFly, The end - McFly, Going through the motions - McFly, Down goes another one - McFly, Only the strong survive - McFly, The last song - McFly, 7 things - Miley Cyrus, We rock - Camp Rock, Play my music - Camp Rock, Gotta find you - Camp Rock, Who will I be? - Camp Rock, This is me - Camp Rock, Here I am - Camp Rock, Ladies' choice - Hairspray, You can't stop the beat - Hairspray, I can wait (deleted song) - Hairspray, Rockstar - Hannah Montana, start of something new - HSM, get'cha head in the game - HSM, What I've been looking for - HSM, what I've been looking for (reprise) - HSM, stick to the status quo - HSM, When there was me and you - HSM, bop to the top - HSM, breaking free - HSM, we're all in this together - HSM, work this out - HSM2, gotta go my own way - HSM2, all for one - HSM2, what time is it - HSM2, fabulous - HSM2, you are the music in me - HSM2, I don't dance - HSM2, you are the music in me (Sharpay version) - HSM2, bet on it - HSM2, everyday - HSM2, Beautiful eyes - Taylor Swift, Tim McGraw - Taylor Swift, Picture to burn - Taylor Swift, Teardrops on my guitar - Taylor Swift, Our song - Taylor Swift, High school musical - HSM3, a night to remember - HSM3, all or nothing - Vanessa Hudgens, am I ready for love - Taylor Swift, appreciate - Nick Jonas, baby don't you break my heart slow - Taylor Swift, boys are back - HSM3, can I have this dance - HSM3, I just wanna be with you - HSM3, I want it all - HSM3, love story - Taylor Swift, lucky you - Taylor Swift, now or never - HSM3, right here right now - HSM3, someone's watching over me - Hilary Duff, still there for me - Corbin Bleu and Vanessa Hudgens, tell me something I don't know - selena gomez, where do I go from here - jump in soundtrack, your anything - Taylor Swift, sneakernight - Vanessa Hudgens, say ok - Vanessa Hudgens, drive - vanessa hudgens, promise - vanessa hudgens, a thousand miles - vanessa carlton,

HSM favourites:

Character: Troy Bolton

HSM Chad t-shirt: I come with my own background music

HSM2 Chad t-shirt: I majored in vacation

HSM song: Start of something new

HSM2 song: Everyday

HSM1 moments:

Troyella moment: Up on the rooftop

Chaylor moment: When they start the plan and Chad is acting like a spy lol

Zekepay moment: At the end when Sharpay runs through the balloons

Jelsi moment: When they shoot the basket together (well, it's really the only Jelsi moment but...)

Troy Bolton moment: Encouraging Gabriella before Breaking Free 'just like kindergarten' and when he kisses her cheek after

Gabriella Montez moment: 'Shouldn't that be sixteen over pi' she corrected the teacher lol

Chad Danforth moment: 'What spell has this elevated IQ temptress girl cast'

Taylor McKessie moment: 'We're a go, Chad But, we're not Charlie's angels'

Ryan Evans moment: 'Go-dra...go-dra...go-dram?' lol. for the first ten times I watched it, I was like that lol

Sharpay Evans moment: 'These cookies are a genius. They are the best thing I've ever tasted. Will you make some more for me, Zeke?'

Jason Cross moment: 'Which we don't know because we haven't actually heard you sing'

Kelsi Nielson moment: 'Actually I think it's two rats...neither of them names Darbus.'

Zeke Baylor moment: 'I baked these fresh today. You'll probably want to try one before we tell you the rest.'

Ms Darbus moment: 'Proximity of the art is cleansing for the soul' What the heck does that mean?

Jack Bolton moment: 'What the heck are those two doing in a tree?'

HSM2 moments:

Troyella moment: The kiss...of course

Chaylor moment: Chad pulling Taylor's bag in school

Zekepay moment: They dance together during 'All for one'

Jelsi moment: They hold hands and dance under sprinklers

Troy Bolton moment: screaming in kitchen after dinner with the Evans'

Gabriella Montez moment: When she starts singing 'Everyday' and surprises Troy.

Chad Danforth moment: When he tries to get the golf caddy on his shoulder

Taylor McKessie: 'It's a pproaching a fellony. Proof that even Troy Bolton gets boy disease'

Ryan Evans moment: 'Break a leg...MAH!' Before 'Everyday'

Sharpay Evans moment: After the Troypay version of 'You are the music in me' when she's in her wedding dress

Jason moment: In the kitchen 'I'm not Miss Evans...I'm Jason'

Kelsi Nielson moment: 'I've got to get ready for the ladies' luncheon. They won't exactly be rocking out but...'

Songs used in B.F.F:

When it was me-Paula Deanda

One in a million-Hannah Montana

Could it be-Christy Carlson Romano

C'est la vie-Bewitched

I'll remember you-No secrets.

Right here-Hannah Montana

Everything to me-Brooke Hogan

Hey Juliet-LMNT

I miss you-Hanna Montana

Pics from Stick to the status quo:

Gabriella's phone

Gabriella's nightdress

Gabriella's party dress

Songs used in Stick to the status quo:

If we were a movie-Hannah Montana

Bigger than us-Hannah Montana

True friend-Hannah Montana

Gotta go my own way-High school musical 2

You're still the one-Shania Twian

Okay, couples I admire and support:

High school musical:

Troyella, Chaylor, Zekepay, Jelsi

Hannah Montana:

Jiley, Loliver

Listen, guys, there may be some jokes against blondes but please take no offence because my best friend is blonde and he's really smart. Yes, my best friend is a guy!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Little Star had the same tune.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

You know you're obsessed with High School Musical, When...

1) You see people and swear they look like characters

2) You sing the songs and know the dances

3) Have watched it almost everytime it played

4) You compare people you know to the characters/stars

5) Wish your life was like the movie

6) Work on writing stories about it over homework or studying for tests

7) think about it more than anything else

8) you own posters, CDs, DVDs, and other products from it

(if three or more apply to you, you are obsessed)

Copy and Paste this in your profile if you'll always remain a Troyella fan, no matter what and will not turn to the dark side of...Troypay. TROYELLA FOREVER! And add your name to the list here...Brishty, risingstar9328, charmed4eva112,bookworm3, Cole-rulez, zanessaandtroyellaforever, juZt_A_fAN, WiLdCaTgIrL414

If you know that Zac Efron is one of the sexiest guys on the planet, copy and paste this in your profile, then add your name to the list: btvs8201962, ZacEfronandJohnCenaluvr, zanessaandtroyellaforever, juZt_A_fAN, WiLdCaTgIrL414

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
x You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth. (only sometimes though lol)
x Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13
YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 8

My banners (they're not very good though):

The lonely playmaker...

B.F.F.

Hold you in the rain

Forget you...

Someone's watching over me

My world...

Stories coming soon:

Beautiful disaster: The new guy at East High has a deep secret and he immediately takes a liking to the beautiful nerd, Gabriella. But, he had no idea that her life was a complete disaster.

My surfer babe - This is based in California, not Albuquerque. In summer vacation, Troy meets a beautiful English girl named Gabriella. They both become upset because Gabriella must leave to go back to England. But, when Troy's senior year starts, Troy gets a shock.

Every night for three long weeks,
she'd roam the hallways half asleep
and as the footsteps fade away
in my mind, I could swear, I could swear, I heard her say:
"Don't wait for me,
You've got a lot to do
You've got a lot to be
and in the end maybe I'll see you there."

Every girl has that one boy that they'll never get over.
The one guy that makes you laugh all the time.
That one that gives you butterflies.
That one that remembers all the stupid things you say,
And reminds you about it months from now.
The one that has his name written all over your heart.
That one you compare to everyone.
That one you never give sick of talking or hearing about.
That one you cry over and over about.
That one that no one can understand 'Why him?'.
That one everyone thinks 'You can do better than that'.
That one you know you'd be with,
For the rest of your life.

If you could fit the entire population of the world into a village consisting of 100 people

maintaining the proportions of all the people living on Earth, that village would consist

57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 Americans (North, Central and South)
8 Africans

There would be:
52 women and 48 men
30 Caucasians and 70 non-Caucasians
30 Christians and 70 non-Christians
89 heterosexuals and
11 homosexuals

6 people would possess 59 of the wealth and they would all come from the USA

80 would live in poverty
70 would be illiterate
50 would suffer from hunger and malnutrition
1 would be dying
1 would be being born
1 would own a computer
1 (yes, only one) would have a university degree

If we looked at the world in this way,
the need for acceptance and understanding would be obvious.

But, consider again the following :

If you woke up this morning in good health, you have more luck than one million people, who won’t live through the week.

If you have never experienced the horror of war, the solitude of prison, the pain of torture, were not close to death from starvation, then you are better off than 500 million people.

If you can go to your place of worship without fear that someone will assault or kill you, then you are luckier than 3 billion (that’s right) people.

If you have a full fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are wealthier than 75 of the world’s population.

If you currently have money in the bank, in your wallet and a few coins in your purse, you are one of 8 of the privileged few amongst the 100 people in the world.

If your parents are still alive and still married, you’re a rare individual.

If someone sent you this message, you’re extremely lucky, because someone is thinking of you and because you don’t comprise one of those 2 billion people who can’t read.

AND SO?

Work like you don’t need the money.
Love like nobody has ever hurt you.
Dance like nobody is watching.
Sing like nobody is listening.
Live as if this was paradise on Earth.

Send this message to your friends.

Bypass those, who will treat this as childish, having their own egocentric view of the world.

If you don’t send it, nothing will happen.
If you do send it, someone might smile while they are reading it, and that will be a positive.

AND APART FROM THAT,

SIMPLY HAVE A NICE DAY

1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it?

on my knee. I fell onto a carpet grip

2. What are on the walls of your room?

Shelves that have my fairy ornaments on (sad, I know, but I love them) and my sister's egyptian stuff (I share a room). A grease poster from when I saw a stage show of it, a framed mcfly thing

3. What type of music do you listen to?

-I listen to different genres of music, but mostly dance, hip hop, soundtracks (duh!) and rock

4. What is your most prized possession?

-Everything that has something to do with High School Musical in my life. (Ex: Cellphone- it has all the songs in it. USB stick- it has ALL my files in it)

5. Do you get Claustrophobic?

Not really

6. Who was the last person who made you cry?

It was fanfiction but if that doesn't count, it was my dad. It's a long story as to why but he did.

7. Coffee or energy drink?

-Energy drink. I hate coffee!

8. What's your favorite pizza topping?

Plain cheese. Maybe with ham.

9. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?

chocolate covered raisins (one of my many addictions)

10. What annoys you the most?

My parents don't know I'm on fanfiction

11. What were you doing before filling this out?

well, writing a new chapter for 'Sweet Revenge'

12. Have you ever had surgery?

No

13. What do you get complimented most about?

My writing

14. Any bad habits?

Biting my nails and unable to go a single day without writing, going on fanfiction or reading a book

15. How do you release your anger?

I either snap at them or I cry or ignore my family until I've calmed down

16. What was your favorite toy as a child?

I had this doll and I loved her so much. She'sabsolutely filthy coz I took her everywhere. And, when I first got her (I was about two and a half) I was obsessed with 'toy story' and the little girl is called Molly so I colled my dolly Molly lol

17. Do you use sarcasm?

All the time

18. Who is your favorite singer?

-The High School Musical Cast, McFly

19. What is your favorite TV show?

-The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, doctor who

20. What are you listening to?

Vanessa Hudgens' version of 'kiss the girl'

21. What was the last thing you drank?

hit chocolate

22. What is your favorite month?

May

23. What is your favorite Zodiac Sign?

-Gemini.

24. What is your hair color?

Light brown, kinda like Troy's lol. Only I would say that

25. What is your eye color?

Blue, slightly darker than Zac Efron's

26. Do you like sushi?

No

27. What was the last thing you watched?

High school musical 2 - well, I got to the part where Troy is playing golf with Sharpay's family and then my parents forced me to give the remote up

28. What is your favorite day?

-Saturday.

29. Do you play any musical instruments?

I used to be able to play the keyboard but I haven't in so long, I forgot lol

30. What are you reading right now?

-Fan fiction. and the book I'm reading is 'If you could see me now' by Cecilia Ahern

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Rachel
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Racizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Lion
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Colette Napier (btw, I don't have a middle name but I like this one lol)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Glaragan
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Fanta
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aalorls
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Emily (my mum doesn't have a middle name so I just picked another random name :D)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Pippin (Not goth AT ALL. Lol)

Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song

Opening credits: All for one - HSM 2

Waking up: Everything to me - Brooke Hogan

First day of school: Girlfriend - Hope Partlow

Falling in love:Breaking free - HSM

Fighting: Come back to me - Vanessa Hudgens

Breaking up: Gotta go my own way - HSM 2

Driving: When she loved me - Jordan Pruitt

Flashback: Don't ask why - Vanessa Hudgens

Mental Breakdown: Lucky you - Taylor Swift

Getting back together: I heart ? - Taylor Swift

Wedding: Let's dance - Vanessa Hudgens

Birth of a child: Hook it on up - Vanessa Hudgens

Final battle: Paper cut - Vanessa Hudgens

Death scene: Jesus, take the wheel - Carrie Underwood

Funeral: Last night - Vanessa Hudgens

End credits: Starts with goodbye - Carrie Underwood

Youtube account

Fiction press account (Completely orgiginal ideas)

Out of this world youtube stuff:

Trailer (finally done!)

Music video (entire story) - got second place in a contest!!

Chapter 8 - Make a choice music video - 7 things Gabriella hates about Troy. It's about how Gabriella doesn't really know who Troy is but still likes him...I think it goes.

Chapter 17 - I don't like the rain - Right here, right now. I know it's just a preview

Take a chance trailer

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm kind of curvy btw. But, the point is there!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (Well, I'm half welsh and conveniently my name - Rachel - means 'ewe' in hebrew. As in a female sheep. my friends think my parents planned it. lol)
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.(Even though I kind of do because they might be a heck of a lot nicer lol. But, I won't because I want to be a mum someday =P)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(That's my other half. And I hate tea and cricket and I don't sound posh. trust me)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser