Author has written 22 stories for Warcraft, Naruto, James Bond, Tomb Raider, Star Wars, and Uncharted series.
-Favorite things: Predator, Alien, Yuri (don't judge me), Comics, TV, sleeping really late, Star Wars, MASH, Marx Bros., Star Wars, Abbott and Costello, Cop Movies, Anime, old cartoons, Tomb Raider, video games, 007, Star Wars, classic books, pizza, Italian foods, Funny movies, movies, Star Wars, Warcraft, vampires, paintball, Star Wars, comics, comic movies, Star Wars.
Favorite bands: Aerosmith, Godsmack, Manowar, Breaking Benjamin, The Blues Brothers, Megadeth, Tenacious D, and Weird Al.
Movies: Interview with the Vampire, Star Wars (all), Indiana Jones (all), Mission: Impossible 1 & 3, Dracula (1931), Hot Fuzz, Pirates of the Caribbean, Tomb Raider, Superman, others i forget. (I love horror movies! but not the ones like Saw, pretty much only classic stuff like the wolf man. and most vampire movies. if their good.)
-Despised things: Harry Potter (don't ask, it just sucks), jerks, fics that lack a decent plot, women, Barney, Microsoft, Sailor Moon, Yaoi (i'm sorry, it just creeps me out), McDonalds, Van Helsing movie (seriously, they could've at least got Van Helsing's first name right), the Army, the Marines, all forms of Rap and Hip hop, modern R&B (aka, rap), Good Times, Creamy Peanut butter, Fics that look like they were written by a friggin' four year old, Stargate (all of them), morons, brainless people who get the idea that they can drive, and most OC's, flamers, critics who just have to point out every single little flaw, people you can't spell worth a damn.
Most Awesome Vampires EVER (In order) - Kain (Legacy of Kain), Raziel (Legacy of Kain), Rayne (BloodRayne), Dracula, Michael (Lost Boys), Janos Audrin (LoK), Saya (Blood: The Last Vampire)
Only OCs I will EVER use: Tony the barkeep (Universal), Millas (Warcraft), Hamard (Warcraft), Darkreaper (Warcraft), and nameless ones that i just kill off right away.
Fav Pairings: (Naruto) Inox any girl, Saku x any girl, Hina x any girl, Tema x any girl, TsunxShiz, Anko x any girl, NaruxHina (on occasion) .
(Strawberry Panic) ShizumaxNagisa, YayaxTsubomi, HikarixAmane, KanamexMomomi, ChikaruxShion, KanamexHikari, MiyukixTamao
(Kannazuki no Miko) HimekoxChikane HimekoxMakoto
-Favorite Holiday: Halloween!
STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!
STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
-I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT.
Poem on Child Abuse
My name is Sarah I am but three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be mad What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish i were better I wish i wernt ugly Then mabe my mommy Would still want to hug me I cant speak at all I cant do a wrong Or else im locked up.
All day long When i awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When mommy does come Ill try and be nice.
So mabe ill get just One whipping tonight Dont make a sound I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry.
He finds me weeping And shout ugly words He says its my fault That he suffers a work He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more.
I finaly break free And I run for the door He already locked it As I start to brawl He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "Im sorry", I scream But its now much to late.
His face has been twisted Into unimanginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God have mercy Oh please let it end!
And finaly he stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is sarah I am but three tonight my daddy murdered me.
Child Abuse Make It Stop!
Undignified Ways to Die:
Telling your wife her ass is fat
Skin diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist
Renting a basement apartment in Venice
Wearing clown shoes while walking through a minefield at night
Getting a life-sized tatoo of someone your hight
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie
Going hang gliding at night on the 4th of July
Having a bowling ball dropped on your head
Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed
Teasing some Scots for wearing their kilts
Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts
Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat
Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor
Telling your date's burly dad, 'Five bucks says i nail her'
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Now you have two choices
The Top Ten Man Food
9. Chicken Wings
8. Hot Wings
7. All Beef Hot Dogs
6. Mashed Taters
2. Baby Back ribs
I'll kill any fucker that does this to my girl, or any girl.
"Can we have sex right now?
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass...
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later...
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...
Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"
Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"
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STOP HOLLYWOOD FROM BUTCHERING MOVIE, COMIC, AND GAME FRANCHISES, IF SOMETHING GOOD HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE, DON'T REDO IT! I'M TALKING TO YOU, ROB ZOMBIE! YOUR HALLOWEEN WAS CRAP! AND STEPHEN SOMMERS TOO! AND BRYAN SYNGER! THAT WAS THE WORST SUPERMAN MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN! COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU AGREE AND/OR HAVE NO LIFE AND ADD YOUR NAME! millas14
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