My Rant!

Twilight the movie was horrendous! and a total WAST OF TIME i look at it from quatlity point of veiw and IT IS AWFULL AND HAS RUINED THE CULLENS AND BELLA FOR ME. the res i'm still kool with because it hasen't been distroyed and i'm not going to go and see the movie and wast my money on it. the only reason cedric diggory is now miraculusly popular is because of edward cullen when the ACTOR DOEN'T EVEN SHOWER he feels its POINTLESS TO SHOWER AND SHAVE!! thats just discusting!! honestly!! anyone doesn't like it... thats my opinion this is a profile and i'm allowed to post my opinion on profiles you have something to say about it then put it on yours!!

Okay, first off, my stories are not always typical, if thay are, theres a catch to them. i like to be diffrent, i may post some of my poems on here, but it depends on if i get around to it, lol.

I can get really hyper then depressend at the drop of a hat, so my stories reflect something of what im feeling so the mood is normally diffrent.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, MizuKitsune248,broken.hearted.dark.angel

I am the kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Some great quotes and acronyms:

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking (laughing hysterically) and says, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting right next to you saying, "That was so fun! Lets do it again!"

A friend will always say, "Well you deserve better." A best friend will be calling him at two in the morning leaving messages on his machine saying, "You will die in seven days!"

When it rains on my party... I break out the slip 'n' slide!

Flying is easy! Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Don't take life too seriously: You'll never get out alive!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

Good friends are Gods way of apologizing for family.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk... and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The statistics on sanity is the one out of every four Americans are suffering from mental illness. Think of your three best friends... if they seem okay, then it's you.

I used to be normal... thats until I met the freaks that I call friends.

A good friend will comfort you when he dumps you, a best friend will walk up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, right?"

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Dancing by yourself is not crazy, it is fun!

People say talking to yourself is a sign of being mental... Well, I'm just trying to have an intelligent conversation!

Keep Smiling... It makes people wonder what your up too!

If you've accidentally taken a half hour shower because you spaced out thinking about fanfiction copy and paste this to your profile

If at times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it Copy and paste this to your profile

If you would literaly kill someone or go insane without your Ipod Copy and paste this to your profile( mp3 player, yeah im old school lmao i even have a walkmen and a diskman -the walkman is one that plays Tapes... and the diskman is one that plays cds...-)

98 of teenagers drink or do drugs Copy this to your profile if you like bagals

If you've ever read past two in the morning Copy and paste this to your profile

If they only reason you can type fast is because you were obsessed with MSN Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall/pole Copy this to your profile

Recent studies show that 92 of teen have moved to Rap. If you are part of that 8 that stayed with rock Copy and paste this to your profile

If your one of those people that get excited because they got 2 review Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself Copy and paste this to your profile

If all of your friends are huge spazzes Copy and paste this to your profile

If you want to kill the people that send you stupid forwards that are either telling you that "you'll get raped by a ghost if you don't forward this to 20 people" or "If you love god then you'll forward this" Since when has God cared if we forward an email. If you agree Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile