| Darkwood Princess |
Author has written 32 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Things They Carried, Star Wars, StarTrek: The Original Series, Legend of Korra, Bleach, Man From UNCLE, Sherlock, and Harry Potter. Hey guys, it's been a long time... Just wanted to say, I still love Star Wars and now have fallen in love with Star Trek... I know, that's blasphemy to some. XD And now Korra and Superhero comics have captured me! Not to mention NCIS, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Once Upon a Time, and The 10th Kingdom... So many fandoms! I guess I just wanted to return the love. Nat Darkwood | |||||
1. It Could Have Been a Sports Car reviewsOr why Sirius Black has a flying motorbike. Featuring annoyed!Remus and enabler!James. MWPPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-13 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete2. The Whims of Fate reviews"What could you possibly know about grief!" New Jim Kirk meets old Kirk at the behest of Fate, the trickiest of all women. She hopes they can reconcile their differences, but is unsurprised at the results. A story about understanding and family.Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-19-13 - J. Kirk & J. Kirk3. Misery reviewsChekov has a crush and it is slowly killing him from the inside out. Will confiding in someone help? Probably not.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-13 - P. Chekov & John Harrison/Khan - Complete4. Sherlock's Journal of Weird Human Behavior reviewsBeing the world's only consulting detective doesn't mean that everyone's behaviors make sense. Drabbles based mostly on things that John does that confuse Sherlock to no end in his ongoing quest to stave off boredom.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-13 - Sherlock H.5. Spock's Dictionary of Colloquialisms » reviewsEveryday phrases confound even the most creative Vulcan. Spock compiles a dictionary of human phrases during the Enterprise's five year mission.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,027 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 8-10-11 - Spock6. Of Russians and Handcuffs » reviewsNapoleon Solo spends a miserable night handcuffed to his new partner Illya Kuryakin. Who knew the stoic Russian was such a wild sleeper? The first in a series of interconnected drabbles detailing the lives of our two favorite agents.Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 2-27-13 - Illya K. & Napoleon S.7. Five Times Poke Style » reviewsFive times Christine Chapel poked Bones and the one time he poked her.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 8-10-11 - C. Chapel & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete8. A Hat of Names reviewsOr the one where Jim has issues with undercover names and Bones and Spock object. Inspired by my new love of the Sherlock fandom and the idea of mischievous!Jim.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-22-13 - J. Kirk - Complete9. A Lesson in History » reviewsOr 'Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it'. When a powerful new race of aliens decides Captain Kirk needs to learn a lesson (or two, or six) from the past or face the destruction of all important to him in the present, will Jim finally understand the age old adage? Or will he discover that America's Civil War period is more than the cocky Captain can handle?Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-3-13 - Published: 12-30-12 - J. Kirk10. Midnight Mayhem reviewsA bumbling alien and the ever intrepid Captain Kirk learn a hard lesson about waking up the CMO and First Officer without a good reason.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-26-12 - L. McCoy & Spock - Complete11. Twelve Days of Christmas, Star Trek Style reviewsThe traditional Christmas song with some Original Series Twists!StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-15-12 - Complete12. One Little Pill reviewsWhat happens when a new medicine makes Captain Ukitake a little loopy? Featuring an annoyed Shunsui and a shocked Unohana.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-8-12 - J. Ukitake & Shunsui K. - Complete13. Little Insights reviewsA set of ipod drabbles based on too much school work and a need to write for release. Featuring some of our favorite characters!StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-12-1214. Never Just An Accessory reviewsIt is a truth universally acknowledged that if something exists, it is there for a reason. Seven uses for those glittery pirate sashes in the Mirror universe.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-12 - Complete15. Of Mirrors and Stowaways » reviewsJoanna McCoy gets far more than she bargained for when she stows away on a shuttle headed for the Enterprise. Mirror universes and Russian navigators are only the beginning.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-29-12 - Published: 12-15-11 - John Harrison/Khan & P. Chekov16. The Wild Man and the Chief of Police » reviewsSometimes there is truth to that old phrase: opposites attract. Five times Bumi told Lin he loved her and one time she told him. Bumi/Lin Now including the five times Iroh interrupted them, and the one time he brought them together.Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-9-12 - Published: 7-15-12 - Bumi & Chief Lin Beifong17. Storm Trooper Fail reviewsWhat if the Rebellion had offered to hand over any member Vader chose if he could do one simple thing: have a Storm Trooper actually hit someone? A crack-fic born of too many discussions about the Imperial Storm Trooper Marksmanship Academy...Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-9-12 - Stormtroopers & Luke S. - Complete18. Five Things You Will Never Hear » reviewsThere are some things that will never be said.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 5-11-12 - Published: 12-10-11 - Complete19. Newspaper Mayhem reviewsEver seen one of those hilarious Direct TV adds? A humorous oneshot based on the idea and Episode 5...Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-11-12 - Skoochy & Korra - Complete20. The Life and Times of the Assistant CMO reviewsThese are the life and times of Assistant CMO Geoffrey Jabilo M'Benga, his ongoing mission: to survive life as second in command of medical on the galaxy's most danger prone ship.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-21-12 - C. Chapel21. Of Plomeek Soup and Metal Trays reviewsEveryone's seen the scene from "Amok Time" where Spock flips out and throws Plomeek soup at Nurse Chapel. How would that have gone over in this new universe? XD A one shot.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-27-12 - C. Chapel & Spock - Complete22. Five Times Jim Wanted To Hit Bones » reviewsAnd the one time he stopped someone from doing it. Mostly inspired by TOS moments.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-18-12 - Published: 9-24-11 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete23. From TOS With Love » reviewsAll the advice an original series character could give an alternate.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-4-12 - Published: 11-24-1124. Star Trek Macbeth reviewsA humorous twist on a tragic play. For anyone who's ever had to suffer through Shakespeare...StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-16-1225. Chewie's Guide to Human Children reviewsLeft alone with the Solo children for an evening, Chewie learns that babysitting is hard. Thus he compiles a guide for all those who never wanted to watch after their best friends kids but did it anyways.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-1-12 - Chewbacca26. Vader Got Ranover By an XWing reviewsThis was written when I was in sixth grade. Please forgive any mistakes or childish ideas. Merry Christmas.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Chewbacca - Complete27. Thrusters on Full reviewsSpock Prime's thoughts on this new universe and all it's differences at the end of the 2009 movie.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-1-11 - Spock Prime - Complete28. A Few Survival Tips reviews20 handy tips to survive in that galaxy far, far away.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-11 - Complete29. Not Every Ship is Named Enterprise reviewsIf they aren't named Enterprise, what are they named?Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-3-11 - Complete30. Letters to a Soldier reviewsFrom love to hate.Things They Carried - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-11 - Complete31. Beiber Fever Disaster reviewsA conversation on the Enterprise.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-9-11 - Complete32. Karaoke on the Enterprise » reviewsWhat happens when Kirk gets tired of his CMO being a moron about his own love life? Kirk gets him to sing. For anyone who thought Bones might have a baritone. Light fluff. Bones/Chapel Gotta love Karaoke...Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-23-11 - Published: 7-12-11 - C. Chapel & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete