Darkwood Princess
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since: 09-04-07, id: 1369283, Profile Updated: 02-27-13
Author has written 32 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Things They Carried, Star Wars, StarTrek: The Original Series, Legend of Korra, Bleach, Man From UNCLE, Sherlock, and Harry Potter.

Hey guys, it's been a long time...

Just wanted to say, I still love Star Wars and now have fallen in love with Star Trek... I know, that's blasphemy to some. XD And now Korra and Superhero comics have captured me! Not to mention NCIS, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Once Upon a Time, and The 10th Kingdom... So many fandoms!

I guess I just wanted to return the love.

Nat Darkwood


1. It Could Have Been a Sports Car reviews
Or why Sirius Black has a flying motorbike. Featuring annoyed!Remus and enabler!James. MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-13 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
2. The Whims of Fate reviews
"What could you possibly know about grief!" New Jim Kirk meets old Kirk at the behest of Fate, the trickiest of all women. She hopes they can reconcile their differences, but is unsurprised at the results. A story about understanding and family.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-19-13 - J. Kirk & J. Kirk
3. Misery reviews
Chekov has a crush and it is slowly killing him from the inside out. Will confiding in someone help? Probably not.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-13 - P. Chekov & John Harrison/Khan - Complete
4. Sherlock's Journal of Weird Human Behavior reviews
Being the world's only consulting detective doesn't mean that everyone's behaviors make sense. Drabbles based mostly on things that John does that confuse Sherlock to no end in his ongoing quest to stave off boredom.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-13 - Sherlock H.
5. Spock's Dictionary of Colloquialisms » reviews
Everyday phrases confound even the most creative Vulcan. Spock compiles a dictionary of human phrases during the Enterprise's five year mission.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,027 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 8-10-11 - Spock
6. Of Russians and Handcuffs » reviews
Napoleon Solo spends a miserable night handcuffed to his new partner Illya Kuryakin. Who knew the stoic Russian was such a wild sleeper? The first in a series of interconnected drabbles detailing the lives of our two favorite agents.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 2-27-13 - Illya K. & Napoleon S.
7. Five Times Poke Style » reviews
Five times Christine Chapel poked Bones and the one time he poked her.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 8-10-11 - C. Chapel & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
8. A Hat of Names reviews
Or the one where Jim has issues with undercover names and Bones and Spock object. Inspired by my new love of the Sherlock fandom and the idea of mischievous!Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-22-13 - J. Kirk - Complete
9. A Lesson in History » reviews
Or 'Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it'. When a powerful new race of aliens decides Captain Kirk needs to learn a lesson (or two, or six) from the past or face the destruction of all important to him in the present, will Jim finally understand the age old adage? Or will he discover that America's Civil War period is more than the cocky Captain can handle?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-3-13 - Published: 12-30-12 - J. Kirk
10. Midnight Mayhem reviews
A bumbling alien and the ever intrepid Captain Kirk learn a hard lesson about waking up the CMO and First Officer without a good reason.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-26-12 - L. McCoy & Spock - Complete
11. Twelve Days of Christmas, Star Trek Style reviews
The traditional Christmas song with some Original Series Twists!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-15-12 - Complete
12. One Little Pill reviews
What happens when a new medicine makes Captain Ukitake a little loopy? Featuring an annoyed Shunsui and a shocked Unohana.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-8-12 - J. Ukitake & Shunsui K. - Complete
13. Little Insights reviews
A set of ipod drabbles based on too much school work and a need to write for release. Featuring some of our favorite characters!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-12-12
14. Never Just An Accessory reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that if something exists, it is there for a reason. Seven uses for those glittery pirate sashes in the Mirror universe.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-12 - Complete
15. Of Mirrors and Stowaways » reviews
Joanna McCoy gets far more than she bargained for when she stows away on a shuttle headed for the Enterprise. Mirror universes and Russian navigators are only the beginning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-29-12 - Published: 12-15-11 - John Harrison/Khan & P. Chekov
16. The Wild Man and the Chief of Police » reviews
Sometimes there is truth to that old phrase: opposites attract. Five times Bumi told Lin he loved her and one time she told him. Bumi/Lin Now including the five times Iroh interrupted them, and the one time he brought them together.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-9-12 - Published: 7-15-12 - Bumi & Chief Lin Beifong
17. Storm Trooper Fail reviews
What if the Rebellion had offered to hand over any member Vader chose if he could do one simple thing: have a Storm Trooper actually hit someone? A crack-fic born of too many discussions about the Imperial Storm Trooper Marksmanship Academy...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-9-12 - Stormtroopers & Luke S. - Complete
18. Five Things You Will Never Hear » reviews
There are some things that will never be said.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 5-11-12 - Published: 12-10-11 - Complete
19. Newspaper Mayhem reviews
Ever seen one of those hilarious Direct TV adds? A humorous oneshot based on the idea and Episode 5...
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-11-12 - Skoochy & Korra - Complete
20. The Life and Times of the Assistant CMO reviews
These are the life and times of Assistant CMO Geoffrey Jabilo M'Benga, his ongoing mission: to survive life as second in command of medical on the galaxy's most danger prone ship.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-21-12 - C. Chapel
21. Of Plomeek Soup and Metal Trays reviews
Everyone's seen the scene from "Amok Time" where Spock flips out and throws Plomeek soup at Nurse Chapel. How would that have gone over in this new universe? XD A one shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-27-12 - C. Chapel & Spock - Complete
22. Five Times Jim Wanted To Hit Bones » reviews
And the one time he stopped someone from doing it. Mostly inspired by TOS moments.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-18-12 - Published: 9-24-11 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
23. From TOS With Love » reviews
All the advice an original series character could give an alternate.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-4-12 - Published: 11-24-11
24. Star Trek Macbeth reviews
A humorous twist on a tragic play. For anyone who's ever had to suffer through Shakespeare...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-16-12
25. Chewie's Guide to Human Children reviews
Left alone with the Solo children for an evening, Chewie learns that babysitting is hard. Thus he compiles a guide for all those who never wanted to watch after their best friends kids but did it anyways.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-1-12 - Chewbacca
26. Vader Got Ranover By an XWing reviews
This was written when I was in sixth grade. Please forgive any mistakes or childish ideas. Merry Christmas.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Chewbacca - Complete
27. Thrusters on Full reviews
Spock Prime's thoughts on this new universe and all it's differences at the end of the 2009 movie.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-1-11 - Spock Prime - Complete
28. A Few Survival Tips reviews
20 handy tips to survive in that galaxy far, far away.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-11 - Complete
29. Not Every Ship is Named Enterprise reviews
If they aren't named Enterprise, what are they named?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-3-11 - Complete
30. Letters to a Soldier reviews
From love to hate.
Things They Carried - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-11 - Complete
31. Beiber Fever Disaster reviews
A conversation on the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-9-11 - Complete
32. Karaoke on the Enterprise » reviews
What happens when Kirk gets tired of his CMO being a moron about his own love life? Kirk gets him to sing. For anyone who thought Bones might have a baritone. Light fluff. Bones/Chapel Gotta love Karaoke...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-23-11 - Published: 7-12-11 - C. Chapel & L. McCoy/Bones - Complete