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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto. SO. Senior year is almost over! I really can't believe it's been four years already since I've been on this site. Updates...will happen, eventually. I'm just really shitty at finishing ANYTHING. Just...thanks for sticking with me all this time and for putting up with my general failure at life. Updates. About those. Imma workin on some stuff. Mainly: 582: A Lee/Saku gift fic for my dear reader Mariko The Unemployed Ninja. I HAVEN'T GIVEN UP ON IT! I promise, it'll be an unexpected present. THE FIVE LAWS OF WOO: I've had a resurgence of interest in this fic, so I guess I'm well over do for an update. CARPOOLS: THE NEXT CHAPTER SHALL BE THE LAST! The madness must end! NONSENSE: it just keeps on coming. VARIOUS ONE-SHOTS: That will probably never see teh light o' day. THERE IS ALSO AN EXTREME PROFANITY WARNING ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I WRITE. i'm an explicit person. Sorry. "And What do you have to say for yourself, Narcoleptic Jim?!" ...All this time is wasted pretending we're in love...but that's alright, cause you know I love being with you and seeing you cry... that's alright. BISCUIT | |||||||||
1. the temple at the fork reviewshe was sky-blue loyalty and the sunshine in his blood: the lasting life lessons Itachi learned from his only encounter with Namikaze Minato, and the one he didn't. AU, SPOILER WARNING. Genfic extraordinaire.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-3-10 - Minato N. & Itachi U. - Complete2. Situated reviewsGift to Thorn In Your Side. SUISASU Non-Lemon. Prompt: Getting comfortable in the electric chair. A little more racy than what I usually write.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-8-09 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete3. Nonsense » reviewsBasically, this is just a collection of whatever CRACK pops into my head. Stories are about all characters, and range from drabbles to more developed plot lines. Language warning. I'LL TAKE YOUR REQUESTES! Updated upon inspiration.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 12-1-09 - Published: 1-21-084. Heat Stroke reviewsAU. CRACK. And from the Walmart parking lot across the street, Nartuo and Sasuke watched with dismay as the coffee cup man flailed his limbs under the dead weight of his unconscious coworker. T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-23-09 - Suigetsu H. - Complete5. When Carpools Get Ugly » reviewsCHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 6-29-09 - Published: 11-26-07 - Deidara & Hidan6. Destin reviewsFinality; harsh, if only in its brevity. However the shock wave of my action remains. My tribute to my least favorite pairing in all of Naruto. I suppose this can also serve as an extremely biased character study if you'd prefer. SasuSaku WHAT! OneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-18-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete7. Estuary reviewsBut who wouldn't like to think that everything will work out, just as the river always finds its way to the sea? In which comfort is sought and subsequently denied. SuiSasu. 9/22/08 Edited Version Up.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-1-08 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete8. The Five Laws of Woo » reviewsCRACK YAOI. Before poor Neji knows what's going on, he finds he's attracted the attention of three very unexpected suitors. Unfortunately for him, NONE of them seem to show any signs of giving up. ItaNeji SasuNej NaruNej. Don't like Yaoi? See offer insideNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,592 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 8-1-08 - Neji H.9. And Colonel Sanders Must Have Wept reviewsCRACK AU ISH. Written for JayleeJ's contest. Prompt: A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC. A story of heart break, satire, Ebisu, explosions, Hyuuga Hiashi, the food service industry,disturbing twins, traffic crime and a lack of freeze-dried cornNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-4-08 - Deidara & Obito U./Tobi - Complete10. Sudden Death reviewsDrabble. Sasuke-centric. Everything comes full circle, but when full circle comes full circle, where does it ever end? Basically, musings on the latest chapters in the Manga, as well as musings on battles to come. SPOILERS FOR RECENT CHAPTERS. ANGST.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete11. Cataclysm » reviewsWhen Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 12-16-07 - Hidan & Deidara - Complete12. Up the River reviewsIn which Neji and Lee have a majorly unwanted and very unintentional bonding moment. AU NejiLee friendship, NONYAOI!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-07 - Lee R. & Neji H. - Complete13. Ashes reviewsOn the differences in the way they both asked the same question, and the respective wrong answers they came up with. Drabbleish, some spoilers. No parings.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-5-07 - Itachi U. - Complete14. Thriller reviewsCRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to HalloweeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-31-07 - Deidara & Hidan - Complete15. This Isn't What it Looks Like reviewsIt should have been just a menial, easy outing but with Team Hebi involved, nothing's ever that simple. In which one of the most boring tasks imaginable becomes a fight for survival and dignity..at least to Suigetsu. CRACK!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-25-07 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete16. Peculiarity reviewsTragically Crackish. For in all his self-confident complacency, Kabuto had failed to recall that there was one peculiarity he was NOT accustomed to. DARK ironic humor rated T for language and themes. No Pairings.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-7-07 - Kabuto Y. & Kimimaro - Complete
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