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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto. So. Updates. Imma workin on some stuff. Mainly: 582: A Lee/Saku gift fic for my dear reader Mariko The Unemployed Ninja The Five Laws of Woo: I've had a resurgence of interest in this fic, so I guess I'm well over do for an update. Make Damn Sure. Biscuit's premier SASUNARU fic. (Never shall I ever be an epic SasuNaru author, but I feel the need to touch on it because I think that their fucked up relationship is Kishimoto's main plot device for the development of his themes.) WOAH. I almost said something meaningful. Quick, somebody slap me. CARPOOLS: Yeaaah. It's gonna happen. Before the end of the month hopefully. Some other Important shit: So I have recently done myself a favor and indulged in the epic-ness that is DEATH NOTE. So yes, Ryo, I can now read your DN fics. YAAY. So if any one wants to challenge me with a request from that anime, i can now...hopefully...satisfy. (grrrraaarww) ALSO. I guess it's worth mentioning that junior year is gonna whoop my ass in a way it ain't neva been whooped before. So updates...may not be as fast. THERE IS ALSO AN EXTREME PROFANITY WARNING ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I WRITE. i'm an explicit person. Sorry. Favorite Characters: Naruto: Suigetsu. His teeth are the hottest thing since the invention of the bikini Hidan. He's just so inappropriate. All the time Naruto: So. Damn. Lovable. Itachi: like-a BOSS. Death Note: Shidou. The English Dub: NAAAUUUHH GIMME BACK MY NOTEBOOK! The random mafia boss. But, once again, only in the english dub. Mello. Because I can identify waaay to closely with a blonde, Roman Catholic bitch who's constantly ego trippin while stuffing his face with chocolate. Plus that leather...? F YES. And to think, some people actually talk about relevant things on their profiles, the dirty scoundrels. "And What do you have to say for yourself, Narcoleptic Jim?!" "BE yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive" -Gerard Way ...All this time is wasted pretending we're in love...but that's alright, cause you know I love being with you and seeing you cry... that's alright. BISCUIT | |||||||
1. Make Damn Sure » reviewsAU Naruto, a magician has a week to raise the funds to renovate the theater, But with his assistant gone, he and his rival Sasuke have to work together against the clock and a mysterious force trying ruin them, or they're both screwed. SASUNARU. LANGUAGENaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,013 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 7-23-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.2. Heat Stroke reviewsAU. CRACK. And from the Walmart parking lot across the street, Nartuo and Sasuke watched with dismay as the coffee cup man flailed his limbs under the dead weight of his unconscious coworker. T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-23-09 - Suigetsu H. - Complete3. When Carpools Get Ugly » reviewsCHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,380 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 6-29-09 - Published: 11-26-07 - Deidara & Hidan4. Nonsense » reviewsBasically, this is just a collection of whatever CRACK pops into my head. Stories are about all characters, and range from drabbles to more developed plot lines. Language warning. I'LL TAKE YOUR REQUESTES! Updated upon inspiration.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 6-29-09 - Published: 1-21-085. Destine reviewsFinality; harsh, if only in its brevity. However the shock wave of my action remains." My tribute to my least favorite pairing in all of Naruto. I suppose this can also serve as an extremely biased character study if you'd prefer. SasuSaku WHAT! OneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-18-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete6. Estuary reviewsBut who wouldn't like to think that everything will work out, just as the river always finds its way to the sea? In which comfort is sought and subsequently denied. SuiSasu. 9/22/08 Edited Version Up.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-08 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete7. The Five Laws of Woo » reviewsCRACK YAOI. Before poor Neji knows what's going on, he finds he's attracted the attention of three very unexpected suitors. Unfortunately for him, NONE of them seem to show any signs of giving up. ItaNeji SasuNej NaruNej. Don't like Yaoi? See offer insideNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 8-1-08 - Neji H.8. And Colonel Sanders Must Have Wept reviewsCRACK AU ISH. Written for JayleeJ's contest. Prompt: A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC. A story of heart break, satire, Ebisu, explosions, Hyuuga Hiashi, the food service industry,disturbing twins, traffic crime and a lack of freeze-dried cornNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-4-08 - Deidara & Konan - Complete9. Sudden Death reviewsDrabble. Sasuke-centric. Everything comes full circle, but when full circle comes full circle, where does it ever end? Basically, musings on the latest chapters in the Manga, as well as musings on battles to come. SPOILERS FOR RECENT CHAPTERS. ANGST.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-08 - Sasuke U. - Complete10. Cataclysm » reviewsWhen Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 12-16-07 - Hidan & Deidara - Complete11. Up the River reviewsIn which Neji and Lee have a majorly unwanted and very unintentional bonding moment. Involves flaming desserts, cooking sherry, heroin addicts, and bobble heads...but's it's not a crack fic, i promise! AU NejiLee friendship, NONYAOI!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-07 - Lee R. & Neji H. - Complete12. Ashes reviewsItachi's musings on the differences in the way they both asked the same question, and the respective wrong answers they came up with. Drabbleish, some spoilers. Dark, NO PAIRINGS! This is very different from my usual style, as a warning. T for themes.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-5-07 - Itachi U. - Complete13. Thriller reviewsCRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to HalloweeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-31-07 - Deidara & Hidan - Complete14. This Isn't What it Looks Like reviewsIt should have been just a menial, easy outing but with Team Hebi involved, nothing's ever that simple. In which one of the most boring tasks imaginable becomes a fight for survival and dignity..at least to Suigetsu. CRACK! SUISASU shonen-ai!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-25-07 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete15. A Curse From Beyond the Grave » reviewsCRACKITY CRACK CRACK. Haku is a very peaceful sprit...until one makes the unwise decision to invoke his wrath. Now with Haku's eternal soul, not to mention his sanity, hanging in the the balance, Naruto must brave ridiculous adversaries to break the curseNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 9-6-07 - Naruto U. & Haku - Complete16. Peculiarity reviewsTragically Crackish. For in all his self-confident complacency, Kabuto had failed to recall that there was one peculiarity he was NOT accustomed to. DARK ironic humor rated T for language and themes. No Pairings.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-7-07 - Kabuto Y. & Kimimaro - Complete17. Itachi's Forbidden Love reviewsIn which Itachi's love life is going downhill and Deidara gives him some much-needed adviece. In reality, Itachi's love life is much stranger that anyone in the Akatsuki could have imagined... Rated T for-you guessed it-Hidan's mouth. CRACK!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-6-07 - Itachi U. - Complete
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