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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter. My name is of no importance to you. I am 17 years old. I like reading Harry Potter, Twilight, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Death Note, TDI, Mortal Instruments, and Holly Black fan fiction. My interests change as fast as my moods, I am a bookworm and, as a result, a hopeless romantic. I am overly devoted to my fantasy worlds, which is probably the reason I have no social life. I am not sure what else I should put in this profile but I will probably put more some other time (not that you care you probably aren't reading this anyway). I love time travel HP fanfiction so if you know any good ones let me know. Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff! OK...So...this does not go well with my screen name but the majority of the "which Hogwarts house are you in" quizzes I have taken say that I belong to the house of the badger. Awkward...So maybe I am not as evil as I'd like to be, but for the sake of my sanity can we please pretend that I'm evil? Please? Some of My Favorite Quotes: "Let's be nice. Nice guys win trophies and shit." ~ My Mom "Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." ~ Emmet Cullen Me: (looking in a cabinet for aspirin) What are these?(holding up a container of pills) Mom: (Saying some wierd pill name that I don't care enough about to listen because I just want to know f they will get ride of my headache) They are suppose to improve your memory. Me: Do they work? Mom: I don't know. I keep forgetting to take them. "And remember: Elvendork! It's unisex!" ~ James Potter "You should have seen me when I smoked weed." ~ My Mom "You'll always be my youngest, but she'll always by my favorite."~(my dad to my sister about me) "I wasn't addicted to cigarettes until my daddy made me smoke a pack when he caught me" ~ My Stepmom Four year old niece (to my sister): Jump! My sister: Only if you don't hurt me. Niece: 'kay. Pinky promise. (a pinky promise ensues) ...You wanna FIGHT! "Akazukin Chacha?! You wouldn't even loan it to your parents! You'd tell them to buy their own! The only possible explanation is that the killer took them away!"..."Furthermore, no one on earth would ever want to read only volumes four and nine--I'd bet my jam on it!" ~ Rue Ryuzaki from Death Note: Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases "Oh, come, I keep telling you!...Paper, Balbulus. Paper is the material of the future." "Paper!...Good heavens Inkweaver, you're even crazier than I thought." ~ Fenoglio and Balbulus. Inkspell by Cornelia Funke "There are people who like cute, furry things and people who eat cute, furry things." ~ Issie Need "College is for PUSSYS!!" ~Rory Accepted I ship for: All the usual canon couples, although I do like the the Snape/Student when the mood strikes me. I really like Andromeda/Ted, Mello/Matt, Remus/Tonks, Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Magnus/Alec, Teddy/Victoire, and of course Lily/James (Sr.'s). I am also apperantly the only person who thinks that Dudley Dursley/Lavender Brown would make an excelent pair...think about it. I HATE Harry/Hermione or Draco/Hermione (perhaps I just don't like Hermione all that much.) My Stories: Next Generation: Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley- A series of one-shots of the most memorable moments of Teddy and Victoire's life. Consequences of Redheads-James Sirius Potter only wants the simple things in life, he wants to play Quidditch, he wants to get rich without putting in the effort, and he wants to be with the girl of his dreams. But we don't always get what we want and James has to learn the hard way that all actions have consequences. After Hogwarts I Wanna be a Kennedy: The Tragedy of the Black Family- Pretty much the tragic tales of the five Black children. Painting the Nursery: A pregnant Lily leaves James and Sirius alone to paint the Nursery Untitled for now- A 'next Generation meets the Marauders' (subtract Peter add teen Severus) Time Travel fic, it will include some of my OC's (Charlotte, Lita, and Leslie, and new ones). Coming soon: (don't get use to the titles, they will more than likely change, and the summary's suck but they'll probably change too) A Story-This will be about my OC's Lita and Leslie (mostly Leslie) from my T/V story and their sixth year at Hogwarts when Leslie meets my other OC Grendel Gandillon. I'd really like to know if anyone is interested in this story before I write it so if you are then please let me know. A Christmas with my Enemy-Rose convinces her friend Charlotte to come and spent a Christmas with the Weasley's. Although Rose "forgot" to mention that she is cosins with James Potter. This would be a companion piece to CoR story but I'm just turning idea's in my head so this might not actually become a story. The Rag Doll and The Teddy Bear Once upon the time Through a door just down the hall In a dark, forgotten corner Of the playroom was a doll. She was only made of cloth, A rather simple work of art, But you could see where someone Had embroidered her a heart. It had faded from neglect And being lonely through the years, And she couldn't even cry Because she hadn't any tears. But then one day as she lay cold And silent on the floor, A teddy bear was tossed in Through the squeaky playroom door. As she watched him, he got to his feet And slowly walked her way; And her little red embroidered heart Came to life that day. He gently picked her up, And as he held her in his arms, He noticed a faint heartbeat And certain rag doll charms. So he took some thread and stitched A pretty twinkle in her eye And fixed her sewed-on smile Which had long-since gone awry. He brushed away the dust And cobwebs from her dress Then taught her about love In his fuzzy warm caress. Those two have stayed together Since that day so long ago; And when he looks at her today, He would hardly even know That his happy little rag doll, So content and satisfied, Was the same one he had found Cast so carelessly aside. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. If you could read that put it in your profile | |||||||
1. I Wanna be a Kennedy: The Black Family Tragedy » reviewsThe tragic tale of the last five Black children and how the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black fell.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,857 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 2-7-09 - Andromeda T. & Narcissa M.2. Untitled for now » reviewsSeverus finds friends, the Lily's are at odds, Remus gets a family, Sirius hates Slytherins, James is a grandpa, Peter isn’t there, Freddie meets the Marauders, Hugo finds a kindred spirit, and for once James didn’t start the chaos. A Time Travel fic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-6-09 - Published: 6-23-09 - Lily Luna P. & Severus S.3. Painting the Nursery reviewsWhat happens when Lily leaves James and Sirius alone to paint the nursery? Pure, fluffy, chaos, James and Sirius style! ONE-SHOT!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-17-09 - Lily Luna P. & James P. - Complete4. Consequences of Redheads » reviewsJames Sirius Potter only wants the simple things in life, he wants to play Quidditch, he wants to get rich without putting in the effort, and he wants to be with the girl of his dreams. But we don't always get what we want. CH.27 AND EPILOGUE NOW POSTED!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,820 - Reviews: 264 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 9-1-08 - James P. & OC - Complete5. Next Generation: Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley » reviewsSeries of one-shots revolving around the most memorable moments in Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley's life. My first story, rated for later chapters.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,028 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 8-24-08 - Published: 6-29-08 - Teddy L. & Victoire W. - Complete