Updates?

I have a REALLY BAD writers block from LOD. So I'm gonna take a break and make some new stories.

New stories?

And the New President Is... (currently writing)

The Janitor's Closet (currently trying to write)

Why Don't You Like Me?! (thinking through)

Some stuff about me...

My name is Stinky Wizzim Teets and I love tacos. I currently have a toe inflammation (which also looks like it's deeply infected), and I've raped and murdered 27 children. I have these diseases currently:

AIDS

HIVS

STDS

I am on the run, so please keep me hidden.

I smoke weed and snort crack cocain every friday.

I live with my abusing second cousin, and I have sex with my dog about every week.

I have a deviantART account. I you want to check it out, here's the link...

http://www.gx624.deviantart.com/

none of this is true

~YAY! RANDOM QUOET TIME!~

"I've got gifts for you they're up in my bum."-Peter from Family Guy singing to the tune of the little drummer boy

"La La La La Look at bells! Holy Crap here comes Jesus! And he doesn't look to happy!"-Peter from Family Guy

"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck(continues for 2 hours)duck, duck, duck, duck...""Say goose you stupid freak!"-That one kid and Bart from the simpsons

"I once saw 15 clowns come out of a car this size. Sadly 16 had gone in." Red from the RedGreen Show

"Don't not to eat spinach!"-Jay Leno from The Tonight Show while reading 'Headlines'

"Funny...funny...still funny aaaand now it's sad"-Barney from How I met your mother

"Dude that's not a rain dance that's a 'fat kid with a bee in his pants' "-Barney from How I met your mother

"Drugs are bad mmkay."-Mr.Mackey from South Park

"Oh my god they killed Kenny! You Bastards!"-Stan and Kyle from South Park

"Whateva Whateva I do what I want!" Cartman from South Park

"Let me taste your tears Scott (licks the tears off Scott's face) mmm yummy!-Cartmen from Southpark

"Hello we come in peace to blow up your home" Jumba from Lilo & Stitch: The Series "The Asteroid"

"I'm wearing the wig!"-Pleakly from Lilo and Stitch

"...I've got half a clue where I'm going, a full bladder and I'm wearing sunglasses"-Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

"Partly cloudy 42 percent chance of..."-Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

"Is it Bubblegum flavored?"-Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

"Oh thank you helpful trail of clothes. I love you"-Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

"It'sss HOT in TOEpekaaaa!"- Bloo from FHIF

"(Singing) Look at me I'm a kittycat, I wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat, If I eat the bowl I will get fat, blah blah blah I'm a kittycat!"-Grim in Milkshakes body from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"It's not what you think!!"-Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Grim have you met my new friends? I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!"-Billy from The Grim Adventure of Billy and Mandy

"(Picks up Billy and starts shaking him) Stop being afraid of clowns! Stop it! Stop it you ninny! Stop being afraid of clowns!" Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"See Mandy all you had to do was shake him and yell! It's the answer to everything!"-Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"(Takes Grim's Scythe) What's the matter clowns! You think you're better than me! (scythes Grims clown wig in half) I'll show you! I'll show you all!"-Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

"Billy you're being stupid again, now give me the scythe (Billy scythes of Mandy's clown nose) Grim run."Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"I'd probably get sued for this, but I sense a disturbance in the force."-Grim from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Oh... Billy's got a stick. He's gonna kick some zombie butt WITH a stick."-Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Oooh! Oooh! Is it because you're a pumpkin headed freak!?-Billy from Billy and Mandy's Jacked up Halloween

"You're gonna cut off Grim's head? Don't be an idiot. Grim's head is removable, observe."-Billy from Billy and Mandy's Jacked up Halloween

"Santa was sucking the blood out of that little elf that wanted to be a dentist."-Mrs Claus from Billy and Mandy Save Christmas

"You better be glad death was here to save you fat boy."-Mandy from Billy and Mandy Save Christmas

"What is it? Is it a candy necklace? Give it to me! It's mine! All mine, mine, mine, mine, MINE!!"-Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Oh it says bad things! Things I'm not supposed to repeat. Make the bad things go away! I'll be good mommy! I promise!"-Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

"I got monkeys in me!!"-GIR from Invader Zim

"Don't lie Petey. Because you know what we do to liars. We kick them in the BALLS!!"-Gary from Bully(Canem Canis Edit)

"Sticks and stones Love. I saved your life now you save mine. We're square."-Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest.

"I've got a jar of dirt I've got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!"-Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead man's chest

" No! No no more wood! Big Fire! Big Fire! I am chief want big fire!" Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest

"Maboogie snickel snickel tuit suite." Captian Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest

"I'M A BANANAAAAAAAAA!!"-random voice

",and my tiny little nipples went to France. and I do da cha cha like a sissy little girl. I lika...do... da cha cha"-that one guy from Bruce Almighty

"I just wanna hang out! No big deal!"-The Cable Guy from The Cable Guy

"I learned the facts of life from watching 'The Facts of Life' "-The Cable Guy from The Cable Guy

"Sheesh lady I'm giving you seven friggin days, I could just come over there and kill the shit out of you now if you'd rather have that."-Tabitha from Scary Movie 3

"Water my ass! Get this guy some Pepto bismo!"-That one guy from Spaceball

"I can't breathe in this thing!"-Dark Helmet from Spaceballs

"Or else Pizza is gonna send out for you"-Vinny from Spaceballs

"I can't make decisions, I'm a president!"-President Skroob from Spaceballs

"I'm The Bearded Lady, what are you one of the freaks?"-The Bearded Lady from Spaceballs

"Ohh! Weird thought!"-Bill Engvall

"If boobs were Slim Jims..."-Bill Engvall

" Easy! And about as maniacal as a box of kittens."-Caretaker from The Longest Yard

" Sorry I was miles away."-Barbara from form Shaun of the Dead

"OY PRICK!"-Ed from Shaun of the Dead

"Look at his face, it's vacant with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk whose lost a bet."-Dianne from Shaun of the Dead

"...would anyone like a peanut?"-Shaun from Shaun of the Dead

" David kill the Queen!" "What?" "I mean the jukebox!"-Shaun and David from Shaun of the Dead

" Do you go to bed with it?"-Trisha from Shaun of the Dead

"Cindy the NEWS is on, another little white girl done fell down a well. 50 black people get their ass beat by police today but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down a hole. Cindy. The TV's leaking. Cindy, somethings wrong here. Cindy this bitch is messing up my floor! Cindy, Cindy help me! Get up you ugly little bitch. That all you got? Is that all? Ooooh I'm whooping her ass Cindy! Yeah!"-Brenda from Scary Movie 3

"If it's so important for you to make us stop, then you'll just have to shoot us. You can start with him."-Lee from the Da Vinci Code

" Git-R-Done!" Larry the Cable Guy

"No bobblehead doll" Bill Engval

"Bill's Dead!" Bill Engval repeating to the audience what his friend said to his mom after the accident

"Here's your sign!" Bill Engvall

"You might be a Redneck if..."Jeff Foxworthy

" I'm going to shove this white lego piece up your butt and it's gonna come out brown"Carlos Mencia

"You are going to get lucky tonight." The man smiles at Cody. Then a woman walks with the man."He doesn't know you are a guy yet."- Cody from Scary movie 3

"LITTLE JON ATE THE SANDWICHES!"-Brenda from Scary movie 4

"It smells like a...fart."-Cindy from Scary movie 4

"Your next period starts in 5.4.3.2.1...You are stepping in dog shit."-Cody from Scary Movie 3

"Your breath smells like your ass."- my aunt Cindy talking to my little brother Kane.

(singing)"Come up my wishing treeeeeeeeee.CHAMONAH!Where we play, dance and dreeeeeeaaaaam.HEEHEE!"-Mr.Jefferson/Michael Jackson from South Park

"I AM NOT CHUCK!!"-not chuck

" FREEBIRD!" - random voice from Cars

"Red Bull gives you wiiings...to heaven!"-me talking about how Red Bull give gives you heart problems.

"Dubadubadubabada.""ehhhah." Dubadubababada."ehhhah."-Ed, Shaun and a zombie from Shaun of the Dead

"I WANT A FKING POPSICLE!" "Does he want a popsicle, or does he want to screw one?" Justin and Ethan

"She went back to her birth mother." "OF COURSE SHE DID." Red and Green from the RedGreen

"Oh, I'm SO your Granny now!" Mika

"Aren't we alike?" Mika

"Get out of the car. Let me have the front seat. PLEAAAASE YASMINE?" Mika

"Why are you in my car?"random friend following Mika

"Why are my bags in your car?" RF following Mika

"What's a Mika mommy?" "A man, a very bizzare man." Child and Mother from MFC script

"I"M BATMAN!!" "AND I'M ROBIN!" Mika and Jerry from MFC script

"I'M A TOOTIE FRUITY!!" Mika on MFC script