OMG IT'S ME NATI!!

name: my name is...not really any of your buisness

age: 17

Status: single

nationality Portuguese American (in other words my parents came straight off the boat from the Azores, Portugal)

FictionPress account: NatsukiLeeRKOlover

Alter Egos:

Natsuki Lee: She is loud and has a smart ass answer for everything. Not very book smart but is the princess street smarts. Very creative when it comes to funny and designing and loves to sing. She is Bi but Catholic to all belief, tho you can't really tell by her fun of sexual jokes and actions. Brown hair with blue streaks, bright green eyes, a thin waste, big bust, perfectly big hips and ass. She'll tell you what she really thinks, slap you, then make out with you. (Her name means Summer hope, and lee is just something I like lol, technically her last name would be Tsuki. Nati for short)

Natoru Ryo: He is the boy in my life. Dramatic and stoic all the same. He loves to write poetry and is emo to say the least. He's quiet but still argues alot with Natsuki. He is gay (well mostly) and loves to dress in girls clothing. His hair is dark brown with red tips, green eyes (sometimes red if he is up to putting on colored contacts lol), He is toned with creamy fair skin, his features are sharp, except his ass which is a male version to a phat ass. He could write you a song in an hour filled with emotions and a poem to match. (his name was something i made up, it was only when somone poited it out that I realized if you scramble the last 4 letters of his first name it's naruto lol, I wasn't even into naruto when he first showed up.And it's funnier since his hair is kinda like Sasuke's. Oru for short)

LoveLess: Inspired by the anime "loveless" and the internal message of the word. Loveless is childish and always smiles (tho when i draw this heart-o-gram out you can't really tell) It is an it! He is a red heart with bat wing the right wing has the letter L and the left has the letter F meaning Love or Fate, I don't believe in real hate. It is loveless, she loves no one and doesn't believe anyone loves her back. this is her computor slyled

Inner: This is the normal me who is smart when she wants to be. Not the most perfect looker but can count as pretty every once in a while. Lazy beyond belief.

Traits they hold together: thier all in my head and all like to laugh even Oru-chan but his laugh is more a snicker.
Nati and Oru's relationship: Hard to explain they are technically siblings since i made them both, but sometimes they are lovers,... they are rivals for attention, they are best friends, they are pranksters (well nati is oru goes along with it) They are pretty much evrything to each other.
When they come out: They are always around and they change my train of thought constantly. Nati shows more now-a-days but oru is there when i'm alone, and loveless is my playful side while inner will always be there. I'm complicated lets leave it at that.

fave pairings for naruto

naru/sasu

(i don't see naruto being straight so yeah to me he is completely gay or at least bi) (oh comeon he liked sakura jeez i mean she is flatter then a ten year old boy no wonder he liked her!)(but sasuke is not so much gay but misunderstood lol...but this is fanfiction i can always change that)(lets get this straight to, i see sasuke having that like to be controlled thing going for him since he's always in control maybe he wants to feel the other side you know. And Naruto is so not uke! I'm sorry but he is much manly for that. By george, he looks more like a man anyways...well sometimes)

lee/saku

gaara/neji

kiba/hinata

kakashi/iruka
(it's meant to be and you know it!)

sasu/saku
(don't kill me evil yaoi fangirls)(it just matches sometimes like the way that sakura cares for sasuke and he hides his feelings all the time so you never know)

Fave pairings for WWE (all fictional pairs)

orton/cena

orton/jeff hardy

(really anything thats with randy is hot to me lol)

cena/maria

maria/mickie james

orton/cena/batista (yay three some)

the brood boys (aka jeff matt christian and edge) yes some incest ... only a little i'm not to into incest tho

Random shizzle about me:

i'm a fanfiction whore. i was writing fanfics about randy orton without even knowing...

I'm a sarcastic loud weird person who loves little laughs

sometimes when i talk i don't make scence because i like to ramble on ...but i swear it sounds better in my head lol

I'm in love with Tokio Hotel

Yes apparently i like to write bathroom sex scenes ...i didn't even notice it till i got a review about it lol.!

My AIM is xxnatsukileexx

ummmm my birthday is the 7th of june

ummm yeah idky ur reading this .

Yeah so tourniquet didn't believe that i have madd skillz at writing any pairing so she tested me lol Here are the results!!

OrochimaruXkiba
In the woods close to the village Kiba Inuzuka lived in, his samll dog akamaru began to bark. Kiba inspected the situation with as much care as a his genin self could.
Behind a large tree sat a grey skinned man. His hair was long and silky. Beady eyes were shut as if enjoying the day in silence. Kiba's breath caught in his throat.
He had never personally met Orochimaru-sanin. He never really planned to. But now looking at that creepy face he found a hint of beauty.
Even the ugliest of animals need love, right?
As if Orochimaru only noticed the 12 year old now, his eyes opened and snapped to where kiba and a growling Akamaru stood. He scanned the boy from head to toe and a short chuckle left his mouth. "I see the dog has caught the snake in the feild," He said.
The chilling voice sent shivers down Kiba's body. Shivers of fear yes, shivers of an odd comfort, that too. "Orochimaru!!" Kiba barked, finally coming to the senses he had seemed to lose at the sight of the older man.
"What's wrong, inuzuka child?" Orochimaru chided. In a flash of a second he was standing. His body half leaned against the bark of the tree he had been sitting against and half leaning in towards the shocked still genin. "Snake got your tongue?"
As the words left his leering lips a long tongue darted out and flicked Kiba's own lips.
Kiba flinched back but a hold on his wrist held him closer to Orochimaru. Akamaru at his side looked like he was ready to pounce but something in Kiba's eyes made him calm down. That something, even Kiba didn't understand.

The 3rd hokage and Naruto
The old man wrapped his arms around the young child. This child, the kyuubi vessel, was so innocen. He didn't deserve the malintent of the angry villagers. He deserved love in every way possible. The old Hokage dedicated himself to making sure that happens.
As years came to pass Naruto grew older and only the more lovely. The 3rd felt his heart flutter with passion everytime he looked at that young blonde grin and proudly say "believe it!"
The 3rd knew what he felt was wrong. But Naruto was an undeniable force of joy and bliss, in his loud enthusiastic form of way. The old man snapped from his thoughts when a warm had felt his leatherly cheek.
"Hokage-sama?" Naruto's sweet raspy voice sounded before him. The blonde crouched on the hokage's desk looking intently into the old man's eyes with a bit of worry. "You okay?"
The man smiled. "Yes..."
Naruto leaned in closer. His warm breath felt great against the old man's face. The hokage's heart skipped. Dammit if Naruto came any closer Saraobi would probably have a heart attack. But He didn't have a heart attack when Naruto's face inched closer again, eyes narrowed ever so slightly. "Old man, Take care of me..." Naruto whispered, very unlike himself. "I'm lonely when you're not around."

Shikamaru's father and Hinata (his name is Shikaku right...agh i can't remember)
Long ago Before the Kyuubi even came to Konoha, there was a young Shikaku, a lazy Nara man, and intelligent ninja. He had fallen in love with a gentle women. But that women had left him broken to love Hiashi Hyuuga, the Hyuuga clan head.
As the years went on Shikaku had married a women who would bare him a son a son, Shikamaru. It was only truthful to say that his marrige wasn't filled with a powerful love. His wife nagged him into a state of being bored all the time. But what love could he find now... His son was almost an adult now, the village still rebuilding after the horrific attack from pein and the aftermath of Sasuke's return.
Upon trying to rebuild a home in the far east of the village Shikaku fell, to lazy to save himself. A medical nin appeared at his side. He instantly felt like a youth again looking up into silver eyes. But they were different eyes then from his childhood. This girl before him was Hinata, His past unrequited love's daughter.
Hinata looked so much like her mother. Soft hands and a kind voice. Shikaku felt his heart pound against his chest. Hinata had something impecable about her.
"N-nara-san, Are y-you okay?" Hinata asked cradling the older man's head in her lap. "Your h-heart beat is really f-fast."
Shikaku leaned up on his elbows bringing his face closer to the 17 year old hyuuga women. "I think I'm in love," He said before his eyes closed and he passed out from the blood loss of his fall onto the rubble that once was Konoha...

Chouji's dad and Inari (I forgot Chouji's dad's name so i call him Choujiji lol)
Choujiji never found it possible in his life to fall in love with a young boy, younger then his son at that. On a mission to the mist, Choujiji had been sent with Shikaku and (ino's father) to get some help in rebuilding their destroyed village. Though the sand had helped alot, they didn't want to pressure the kazekage so much.
What Choujiji hadn't expected was finding a teen boy and his grandfather there to be sent back with them. Yes Choujiji was married, but that didn't mean temptations had made him lustful for the mist carpenter boy. Inari...
Inari was tall and lean, shaggy dark brown locks of hair and big childish dark eyes. A picture to lust apon. Though he was only a teen now He was strong from working along side his old grandfather.
There had been stories that the bridge between the leaf and mist was named after The kyuubi boy Naruto but still Choujiji was surprised tyo learn that Inari had befreinded the Blonde those years ago.
Any person who befriended that boy was a kind soul, and Inari was too.
Choujiji wanted to just feel the sweat fall down Inari's flushed cheek as he helped rebuild a home in Konohagakure. Lustful, The older man spoke. "Inari you are a strong boy, though you're not a ninja."
Inari blushed at the compliment. He had rown found of the Large man with his rusty colored hair. "thank you!" he beamed. A moment of silence came to them before Inari hopped off the latter he stood apon. Only a mear foot away he spoke again but this time his voice husky. "Is it true you can enlarge any of your body parts?" he said with a smirk.

Gaara's dad and Konohamaru
(this is Gaara's dad speaking!) I had always hated the idea of konoha and the suna uniting in peace... And on the whim of my disagreement I had traveled in secret to the leaf village. That was 8 years ago. The village was still under thier third hokage, Saratobi taking the place of the 4th who had died by a demon also. Demons... They are the reason of all my anger. But back on track I snuck into the village and searched for the hokage. I didn't know what i would be doing there, all i lnew was that i wanted this so called peace to face the reality we try to escape. Peace isn't real!
As the sun had fell an hour before my arrival the village was dark, lively with entertained villagers. But as i hid in the shadows my eyes caught a small child maybe 5 years of age playing around with another child the same age. They were running in the crowded streets when a hand grabbed the other boy's arm and scolded him. Then the women that had stopped the childrens games bowed to the 5 year old and call him the third's grandson...
Konohamaru, named after the village he represented. I hadn't ever seen a face of sadness on a child like the young boy had since Gaara, my son. My heart had dropped at the scene. That child couldn't play with others because the adults were seeing his grandfather not him. That poor child. My heart went out to him at that thought.
Without really realizing it I had watched him wonder to a bridge over a calm river. He plopped down and his eyes watered with all the emotions his small heart couldn't understand. I knew he was asking himself why the adults never saw him but really saw his grandfather's contoll.
I stepped foward from the shadows and knelt beside him. Those dark eyes gaped up at me glassy from the tears and wonder. "Dear child don't cry..." I told him. He frowned at me. "Everything will work out for you one day"
"Who are you," his small voice asked raspy from his held in sobs. I replied in an even voice, as my heart sank at the sight of such a sad child. "Don't worry about me...I am but a person who has seen you so miserable."
He smiled up at me with a hint of joy. "will you play with me?"
That look in his eyes couldn't be denied and I didn't have the heart to even try saying no. We played by the light of the moon, I would lift him and make him feel like he was running fast, like a nija and we pretended to spar, ending in my tickling him. Konohamaru was such an adorable child. His laughter warmed my cold heart. I hadn't felt like this since my wife.
A voice called out to the boy and I vanished to the shadows again to see a familiar old man come up looking for Konohamaru. The boy looked around, possibly looking for me. But his grandfather carried him away. And i knew that saratobi knew I was there... He wasn't stupid enough to not notice my chakra signature. I still wonder why he never said a word though.
That was 8 years ago. Since that day i still see his smiling face in my dreams. Thats what i thought today was...a dream. I had looked out the window of my son's office, finally able to look at him now that his demon is gone. He called in a group of genin nijas from Konoha and my heart struck hope as it always had at the mention of Konoha. But i always ended up losing my hope.
But to my surprise, ushered in by my daughter, a 4 man group entered. A teacher and his 3 students. One inparticular caught my eyes. And as if he saw only me his eyes were glued to me as well. Konohamaru was so big now. I smiled to him and he smiled back. I knew he knew that i was familiar, but didn't know from where.
When his teamed exited i left behind them and with the smoothest actions i pulled him away from his group and ruffled those dark brown locks of hair. "Has all worked out for you...dear child" I asked.
He stared up at me taking a moment to think on what i had said and then his eyes lit up. "You're..!?"
I mearly nodded and was completely of guard when he embraced me. "I wanted to thank you for playing with me all that time ago... but i never found you!" He said loudly.
After a second He let go and looked deviously at me. "Want to play...I can show you my Sexy no jutsu..."

MWAH HA HA!! i am that damn good!

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I’M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FREINDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIRCRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm a PORTUGUESE girl so I must have a mustache
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I'm PORTUGUESE so I must be cheap
I am WICCAN, so I MUST worship the DEVIL
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I'm Catholic so I must hate non-catholics
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm anti-social, I MUST be forever DAMNED

I'M A NINJA OF KONOHA & PROUD OF IT! BELIEVE IT!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bed room for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

It's never a childs fault. If you're against Child abuse please copy and paste this on your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug, Crazy is when you scream OOPLA at your friend for no reason. Crazy is when you Draw a super hero called superOxide man because in chemistry class you heard your teacher say it. Crazy is when you randomly scream I win in your friends face. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

if you are proud to call yourself weird then copy this onto your page!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD) NatsukileeRKOlover

If you find that listening to music is the best way to come up with new inspiration for a story then copy and paste this onto your page to show that you like to think your stories through!!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're starting to get sick of these copy and paste things copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong

(A Little Humor)

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Itachi

2. kakashi

3. Sasuke

4. Naruto

5. Lee

6. Gaara

7. Shikamaru

8. Sakura

9. Jiriya

10. Iruka

11. Inari

12. Hinata

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
not really, I don't even think that sounds right lol

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Believe It!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
actually that works lol Sakura and Hinata deserve to have kids lol

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Ummm...I haven't really read any with him as a main character

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
uh- no!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Neither ...ew

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I think he would call it troublesome then walk away... poor hinata

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Sasuke's feelings for his acadamy teacher grow and Iruka is sure finding it hard to ignore the Uchiha good looks

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I think I've heard of some but i don't think it makes scense

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
"Troublesome Hinata"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
er...threaten Itachi with the Kyuubi...though i think it's impossible for naruto to de-flower Itachi...Itachi is a complete seme lol

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Um... a few maybe idk really lol my friends that read fanfiction read mostly yaoi not het

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
nope

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
no way kakashi naruto ... naruto lee okay but never all three lol

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Believe it"...what naruto had to get it form someone lol or mabe "Ramen!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"Who's that girl" by hilary duff or "Angel" by within temptation

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: 2 passive guys and a shy girl having possible threesome lemon

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"wanna know what happens in the next chapter of Icha Icha paradise?"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
creepy masked guy dating pretty but scary mean girl

20) How emo is Seven?
No just a lazy bum

Life's funniest Questions - Some things just don't make sense;

1. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

2. If stealing from one book is plagiarism, why is stealing from many research?

3. If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil made out of?

4. Why is the alphabet in that order?

5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest of them have to drown too?

6. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

7. If everything 'tastes like chicken', what does chicken taste like?

Things to do in an Elevator;

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce

You know you are addicted to anime if...

you walk into a store/library and they tell you they have a new shipment of manga/anime in the back set aside for you.

if normal people have no idea what your talking about half the time.

if you get in a fight with someone and you start flashing handsigns

if you turn down 10 dollars because it isnt in gold

if you beat random people in the head with gitar hoping a robot will come out.

if you create a clan and more than 5 people are in it.

if you have a myspace/facebook/etc and the profile picture is anime

if you give people nicknames such as baka or panda-kun

if you add a surname at the end of everyones name

if you give anime names to your pets

if you have an anime nickname and will not respond to your real name

if you believe that you are a powerful demon

if you call all non-anime fans pathetic nengin

if you think flamers are random english teachers in skimpy outfits with nothing better to do.

if you wear a paper plate because you couldnt find your cosplay mask and no one must see your real face.

if all of these comply to you

if you cry when a fanfic ends or a character dies (don't judge me...it's sda, it's like the end of a real life)

if you have a nose bleed whenever turned on

if you think glomps are normal hugs

if you randomly speak japanese and english together, and your friends understand you,

if you scream "O MY GOD! LOOK ITS A THUNDERSTORM!" and you and your friends go to get your metal suits because of a fanfic you read about being hit by lightning and going to the land of Naruto. (this i might actually do one day lol)

if you are still reading this and nod at every one you see

Things to do at Walmart...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again! "

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk
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10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
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14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
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15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy.

Other Random Stuff (about me):

1) my stories it is very easy to see where i was inspired and where i was just filling in. I end up knowing my beginning and ending before figuring out how to even get an ending. So most of the time the ending is written out before the main problem is even developed. sometimes i like to put 2 main problems, but nothing more,One that lasts for most of the story and the other to end it with. I always think about if i could make sequals and prequals and sometimes i find that they might be better then the original lol. If anyone has advise or even a little to say about my writing just message me cuz my writing isn't perfect and I always find it choppy and missing.

2) I tend to write about Yaoi because I feel like life would have been easier if i was a guy. (i'm not gender-queer) It's just a thought i have every once and a while, i do like being a chick. Yaoi is easier for me to write because it is one of MY fantisies. As for yuri I'm bi, but i lack experience in the area of it. Also i haven't found the right pairing for it.

3)If anyone likes the way I write and wants me to write them something for Naruto or wrestling or fruits basket, just ask and give me some details. I will try to write it if I'm not busy wrecking my brain with everything else in this world.

4) My characters tend to reflect me so don't hold the ooc-ness against me

5) And finally if there is any poetry and or lyrics in the stories I write, I'm the one who wrote them, unless i say differently.

Comments I have about the stories I posted up already!:

1) you left me: believe it or not this is the first STORY! (with chapters and diologe) that i finished. When i started the story i pretty much had the whole thing planned out. I look at it now and notice cheezy spelling mistakes and a crappy excuse for sasuke but hey i still love it. It's my first born baby!

2)My dear Kitsune: This is dedicated to my friend Pat. She asked me to write her a FF with itachi in it. I told her that i won't put real people in an anime FF. She got all "why can't you put me in it?!". LOL needless to say i eventually decided to make it a ita/naru. I wasn't even thinking about it at first till one day when I was talking to pat online I started to write it down from off the top of my head. After logging off AIM i finished it and had it posted up a day or 2 later.

3) Rainbow-hearted cuts: this is the only FF i have written with Jeff hardy. And it's the only WWE fic i have finished completely lol. I make Jeff really ADD in this, especially in the last chapter after the sex when he talks about soap. I laugh at it all the time. Ummm, that story is for my good friend TorturedTourniquet (idk if i spelt that right sweat drop) Funny story She was reading it during our Law and Society class and at one point she went to the bathroom and left the papers on her desk in the wide in open. The teacher was about to take it thinking it was her essay when i was like O.O "don't touch that!!" he looked at me was like T,T "right i just thought it was her essay calm down" when he walked away i looked at what part she left one and it was the first sex scene. I almost had a heart attack lol. Well, this story came to me when this girl i know who's bro-in-law works for wwe set up crew told me that jeff doesn't really hang out with randy, they just don't click. well i took that and made it that jeff loves randy but tries to stay away. Bang!! new fanfiction lol.

4) Till that Day: Is pretty much a poem that naruto writes about sasuke during the time sasuke is away. It's a venting type thing that Hinata taught Naruto. Naruto has a worn out ratty notebook filled with Sasuke poems. I know it's OOC-ish but you know what who cares it makes for a big subject in the story ANGEL, that i'm writing. It's really quite sad when i read it. but thats just me. :D

5) I love you both!: Was so random. LOL i forget how i even got the idea for it. OH...i remember. I was watching narusasu vids on youtube when i read a comment some put up. It pretty much said that (i forget how to spell his name) the author of naruto said once in an interview that There was a love triangle between team 7. In other words Naruto loves sakura, she loves sasuke, ...sasuke Loves NARUTO!! lol. if thats true i swear to god if He makes it that naru and sasu ended up together in the end i will scream and rant and cheer.!! I can only pray lol

6) Kakashi's Letter came Late: This was posted the day my bud told me that Kakashi died. I started thinking about how iruka would feel if Kakashi did die and I started writing this... I really love Kak-Iru and this just makes it seem somewhat real. You really don't see Kakashi talk to Iruka much so this kinda just puts it together. sorry i'm rambling lol. Well anyways i was talking to my bud agin the other day and told him that i heard kakashi mught not be dead just decapitated and we got into an argument and now if kakashi isn't really dead I get to laugh in his face _

7) When the Ball Drops: This story was such a random urge to make i swear. I was reading so many christmas stories so I got the idea for a new years fic where it's a few years after sasuke left the village and naruto has figured out his feelings for sasuke. All he needs is a chance to say it. Truth is i was going to make this either really sad and short or not make scense and i guess it came out not what i expected

SOME STORIES I MIGHT POST UP:(i'm not saying i will post them)

1) The Song Within My Heart part 1-- sasuke is a rockstar now and hasn't been home for 5 years because of his career with the band. But when he left, some thing happened with his relationship with a certain blond boy that made it crumble. What happens when the band's last tour date is at their home town?(lyrics to the music is created by me) (A/N other parts of this series are in views of the other band mates) angsty/romance/ Rated M

2) Uchiha-teme...Sensei?!--Sasuke is a young new teacher at Konoha high. He lives a boring life and hates many things. But this Gay teacher might just fall in love with a senior boy at the school. Not really expected from the cold bastard teacher. romance/general/high school drama (slight rape) Rated M

3) One Messed up Diva--Randy Orton, John Cena, and Dave Batista are the detectives for WWE, but when a new girl joins the buisness they fine themselves the biggest case WWE has ever seen. (OCs) mystery (kinda) Rated T

4) A Wish For the Heavens-- She hated her life. Her family, her friends, her surrondings. So she Prays one day for something impossible. She wishes to be older, to wrestle for the WWE. It comes true! What she didn't expect was to fall in love... with Randy Orton. (OCs) angst-ish/romance/fantasy/catholic opinionated rated M

5) They love eachother--Kyo loves yuki...yuki loves kyo...they just don't know. But what happens when they are left home alone with somehow no cloths on!? Oneshot yaoi fruitsbaskets rated M

6) Hidden Under Chains--One is named John Cena and the other is Randy Orton. John wants what Randy has, Randy wants what John has. Can that wanting go to Far? ... Angst/ Evny/ Sex/SLASH?! rated M

7) mission: kidnap TH!-- What happens when 2 RI girls go to Germany for the summer? What happens when they have a plan to kidnap the Tokio Hotel? Can they get away with it? Ashley and Patrycja have a long road to face when they decide to kidnap the precious rock stars of Germany! (OCs) kinda comedy, romance-ish, general Rated M (for cursing)

8) If you weren't so cute I'd forget you-- Sasuke finds himself with no recollection of the past, one day waking up in a grassy feild. He had no idea who he was, where he was from, how old he was. But can a certain blonde help him find himself? (A/N this came to me in a dream...i've written maybe a small section of the first chapter, i haven't really thought about it, but i know where it's going) Mystery,romance Rated T

9) bloody cries-- Written in script/ movie diaologe. An Underworld of Vampires, split into 4 main parts: Konha, Suna, Sound, and Akastuki. Sasuke, for most of his long lived life, as been in prosute of the man that started his vamped up avenging life. He finally gets his chance for finding his revenge, an offer from Orochimaru, Vampire ruler to the sound. But can the loving prince of the kingdom he lives in (konoha), keep him safely next to him before something horrible happens? romance/brotherly love-ish, angst Rated T (many disclaimers lol) Will include song lyrics and camara veiw directions.

10) Brood Brothers-- Once brood brothers always brood brothers...or is that lovers?... Imagine Edge, Christian, Matt and jeff hardy, vampires once again, and blood lusting. Lets just say they tend to crunch thier thirst together ...naked and kinky. Oneshot. Vampires. Sickening bloody sex. rated M for Mature manly slash love!

11) Model Me Yours-- World renoun Model Uchiha Sasuke is at a photoshoot when his manager's assistant finds a cute blonde boy to model with him in this semi intimate shoot. Sasuke isn't so happy that some college kid shows up out of the blue and gets a job. But he'll learn to deal, especially since when Sasuke goes to see the blonde's second photo shoot, this certain blonde named Naruto makes the camera love him while he flirts with the camera, or rather Sasuke. Oneshot, M-rated!

12) Our wives, Our kids, And Us-- "Our wives that we love, our kids that we adore and would do everything, and our growing friendship that complicates only further and further. " What if when everything finally becomes perfect and peaceful, the Akatsuki dead and people are happy? Even better, What if Naruto married Hinata and had a beautiful son and daughter, and Sasuke gets hitched to Sakura where they have kids of their own? The leaf is like a dream. But then again Naruto and Sasuke's friendship grows trust as the days move, and maybe more. They find themselves figuring things out that even they don't understand. Hent/Yaoi Rated M

13) Agent Sasuke and the Dance Number-- Who knew that being a secret agent for the goverment branch ANBU could be so sexy. Or maybe it's because Sasuke was a really sexy agent and Naruto spent the whole day listening to the Mission Imposible theme, picture Sasuke dancing to it. Stupid Dobe. OneShot, Rated M, and slightly kinky...

14) NO title yet!-- What if Naruto and Sasuke had come down to there final battle. What if it didn't end well...for the both of them? What if they both both promised to finish this in the next life? What if they did meet eachother in the next life? Somehow Naruto and Sasuke have to work together in world where ninjas were dying out and No one could be as powerful as they were back then, except for Madara, who had somehow survived all this time. Could they work together and restore Konoha back to it's old glory.? Or will it all end badly, ying and yang were never that well of friends. not yaoi. friendship only! pretty sctiony. not rated or decided length.

--So Um yeah I'll try to post up as soon as i can... if you want me to post one of the stories above just message me and i'll work on it.