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since: 09-07-07, id: 1371148, Profile Updated: 06-10-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

CARDO KUJU NO NAGE (Card throw of Destruction) Everything sounds cooler in Japanese :D

Name: Bex

Currently Playing: I don't know...

Current Fav Anime: Bleach, Naruto and mainly Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's since it's gotten pretty cool.

Pick the ones the fit you. Mine will be Italic.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I' a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Sasuke
2. Naruto
3. Kakashi
4. Sakura
5. Temari
6. Shikamaru
7. Hinata
8. Jiraiya
9. Gaara
10. Tobi
11. Itachi
12. Kisame

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Err... No. I don't think Shikamaru x Itachi exactly exists...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I dunno, besides I don't look at Sakura in THAT way...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

... I GOT SCARRED FOR LIFE DAMMIT! KISAME AND JIRAIYA HAVING A CHILD TOGETHER? EWWW...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine

Yes...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Don't think so, after all... THERE'S TOO MUCH OF AN AGE DIFFERENCE!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

No... Not either Temari will never meet Tobi and GAARA AND TEMARI EWWWW INCEST

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

... I think Hinata would be shocked and ... I think she'd be scarred for life by Naruto and KISAME having sex...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

Kakashi blinked as he saw a man in an orange mask come up to him grinning goofily, and Kakashi screamed "OMG SOMEONE WHO WEARS A BETTER MASK THAN ME?!"... Then Tobi ran.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Two words: MENTAL SCARRAGE. AND NEVER

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hurt by a knucklehead... (This would probably be linked to number 7...)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

... Fangirl attack in part 1, or the fact Sasuke looks like a man whore in Shippuden Sakura would jump him xD

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No idea.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I think so, Itachi's freaking awesome.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Erm... I don't think so...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Possibly... one that concerned big butts... (YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

CHARACTER DEATH AND RAPE!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

... Naruto's a good boy... (Yeah... NaruTobi wtf?!)

Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.
1) Sirius Black 2) Remus Lupin 3) Jamer Potter the first 4) Ron Weasley 5) Hermione Granger.6) Harry Potter 7) Albus Severus Potter 8) James Potter The second 9) Nymphadora Tonks 10) Fred Weasley

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Not that I can remember.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

He's pretty hot xD

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

... I'd think what the hell is going on?

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah I guess...

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

NO HOW WOULD AL BE WITH AN OLD MAN? O_O

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Personally four/nine I can't imagine Ron with his own nephew...

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

... Al would run to Harry and Ginny and snitch xD

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Remus had never thought he would have feelings for his friend's son. But what happens when Sirius and the others find out about Remus's and Harry's relationship?

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Shudder I hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

A Beaten Dog and a Heartbroken Girl.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

... Ron had a lot of alcohol and got drunk and personally wanted to seduce Sirius.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

7 Het, I dunno 9 slash I dunno.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

... I predict a riot by Kaiser Chiefs

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING STAY AWAY FROM THIS FIC, INAPPROPRIATE MATERIAL!

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

... JAMES 2 USING A PICK UP LINE ON HIS AUNT?!

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Fred/James2, I dunno but I'll try...

The All-Encompassing FMA Fandom Quiz:

When did you first discover Fullmetal Alchemist? Two years ago I believe because of my older brother.

Are you happy you discovered FMA? Yup.

Do you consider yourself a fan? Of course.

Do you recommend the series to other people? Yep.

Sub or dub? I dunno, most dubs I hate but I quite like FMA dub.

What do you think of the movie? The OVAs? Movie was brilliant and the OVAs, I loved them especially the Chibi Party.

What about the manga? Do you read it? Yup.

Which episode is the best? I suppose... the one that points out Ed and Al's past, I loved that episode.

Which episode is the worst? Shrugs Possibly the second to last one. I thought it was terrible since it made me cry...

Did you cry at any point in the series/movie/OVA/manga? Didn't I just point that out in the last question?

The best opening/ending song? First one. I loves it dearly.

The worst opening/ending song? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME SOMETHING SO DIFFICULT? TT_TT

Characters

Who's your favourite character? Ed and Roy.

Who's your least favourite character? Shrugs I dunno... Possibly Dante.

Which character do you think is the most misunderstood? I think Greed is.

Which character is the most under-rated? Shrugs Havoc, or Breda or Furey.

Which character has the worst past? I dunno, I guess Envy had a pretty crappy past.

Is Ed actually short? I'd hate to admit it Ed but you're short.

So…do the Homunculi have souls or not? I think they probably do.

Do you like Dante? HELL NO!

Do you hate Winry? Not really.

What about Rose? I think Rose is alright.

Would you go on a date with Havoc? Yes.

Do you consider Scar a hero or a villain? An Anti-hero so yes a hero.

What was your first impression of Armstrong? ... AAAHHH MY GAYDAR IS OFF THE CHARTS and I muttered you have got to be kidding me...

Who's more disturbed: Envy or Kimbley? Envy, I mean Kimbley just likes blowing stuff up, so do I.

Did you like Hughes better after he died? NO! I miss Hughes, he was funny TT-TT

What about Greed? He's funny.

Did you like Pride better before you found out he was a Homunculus? I don't really like him before I found out.

If you were Roy, would you have killed Winry's parents under orders? Nope I would have gotten them to escape.

Was Hohenheim justified in leaving Envy after he created him, or was Dante the better parent? ... Hohenheim was justified...

Why does Al wear a loincloth? He thinks he needs to cover up?

Why does Envy wear a loincloth? Because he's trying to trick people into thinking he's a girl...

Did you think Envy was a girl the first time you saw him? Yes. I mean seriously what kind of guy wears a skirt?!

Who's the best side character? (Present in two episodes or less!)... Al's kitty... I love kitties.

Which characters, if any, do you think are overrated? Lust, seriously what does she actually do?

Who's a better Greed: the original, or Ling? The original, he added laughter to the series ;D

Do you forgive Tucker for what he did to Nina? NO! I HOPE HE GETS KILLED BY AN ARMY OF SQUIRRELS IN HELL!

Do you forgive Scar? Yeah, he's pretty cool.

Who's prettier: Lust or Riza? Riza, she's actually useful.

Is Gluttony ugly? ... Yes... I mean does he even have fangirls?

What's Dante's sexual preference? I dunno.

Which character is the best looking? Ed. He's so glorious or Mustang since he's cool...

Which character is the worst looking? ARMSTRONG I MEAN GAWD I GE SCARRED BY HIM TT-TT

If you could see one character naked, who would you choose? Ed...

Fandom

What's your favourite pairing(s)? RoyRiza and... EdWin

What's your least favourite pairing(s)? ... I dunno, I guess yaoi pairings mainly.

What pairing makes the least amount of sense? I'd hate to say it but EdAl I mean that's freaking incest dude...

Which is better: FMA yaoi, or FMA yuri? YAOI OH DEAR GOD THE YAOI

Do you read/write FMA fanfiction? Yes.

Do you look at/draw FMA fanart? Yes and I might draw some sometime ;D

What do you think of FMA Mary Sues? Stay... away... from... me...

Crossovers? Yeah!

FMA AUs? Yup.

Office sex? Yeah.

Do you think people write Envy OOC most of the time? Yup

Which is more canon (in the anime): Royai or Roy/Hughes? Royai

Would Dante ever open up to anyone? Nope.

Is Envy gay, or would he go with a woman as well? He'd go with a woman too...

Does Ed really have a crush on Roy? What the hell gave you that idea? ED HATES ROY O_O

Does Roy return the feelings? Nope.

What is the most plausible (non-canon) het pairing? AlWin... Winry likes Ed...

The most plausible yaoi pairing? ... Dunno.

The most plausible yuri pairing? I don't like Yuri pairings so I don't know any :D

Can Envy make mpreg work? Yes.

Is Hughes/Gracia cute? ... HELL YEAH!

Who's your favourite fanfiction author?Shrug Anyone who can make them brilliantly that I have read.

Do you read doujinshi? If so, recommend a good one! Sorry don't really know any good ones...

Which is better: non-con or romance? Romance please.

Who is the best character to use in pairings? Ed. He's fun to use...

And the worst? Dante. Is she even in decent pairings? O_O

Do you get mad at people who don't like the same pairings you do? No. Everyone has their own opinions.

NARUTARD SURVERY =D

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?: Gaara-kun, Sasuke-kun, Naruto-kun and Shikamaru-kun!

2. What are your favorite pairing(s)?: SasuSaku, NaruHina, GaaMatsu and Drumroll SHIKATEMA

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?: YAOI FTW!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?: No, but someday I will, I MEAN IT!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Gaara Shippuuden plushie (I sleep with it every night ) Naruto Manga and a few games.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?: Maybeee...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?: NaruHina ftw!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?: Oh c'mon obviously SasuSaku!

9. Which team is your favorite?: Team 7, they're hilarious xD

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito): No... Used to until I used my almighty logic, or my brother's logic.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?: HELLZ YEAH!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?: hmmm... Either Itachi or Kisame, I LOVE THEM BOTH XD

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?: Pro-Sasuke please.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?: Sweat drop Of course!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?: Yeah!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?: Just a little bit...

17. Sub or dub?: Sub, I don't mind the dub but everyone sounds cooler in japanese.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?: Pro-Sakura in Shippuuden!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?: FREAKING HILARIOUS XD

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?: Obviously, he's like my best friend

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?: Sorry Gai, you're an ugly nerd to me... since you scare me with the power of youth.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?: ... Either Itachi, Neji or Deidara, personally I'd say Deidara! xD

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?: AWESOME! GO LEE!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?: ... Uh... Itachi? Because I LIKE BENDING HIS PERSONALITY XD

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?: Hell. Yeah.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?: Yeah, I'm writing one with my friends right now xD

27. Do you like lemons?: ... Yes. (Random person from school: PERVERT Me: STFU!)

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?: My stepdad knows and it drives him insane since I talk to only him about Naruto. My mother and real father know nothing.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?: Yes. All hale Clucky and The Log.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?: HELLZ YEAH!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?: ... I think I got my next door neighbour into it xD

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?: Yes. My best friend noticed it and so did my oldest friend.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?: Uh... sort of.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?: Don't think so. But I think Shikamaru may have caught onto me with the laziness thing.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?: Sort of. I'M WASTING MY MONEY ON NARUTO MERCHANDISE ONCE I GET MY POCKET MONEY BACK XD

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?: Hell yeah! I wanna see why Kakashi's so interested in it !

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?: NO!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?: Every so often.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?: I don't think he's AS sexy, but he's still pretty sexy.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?: Yes. I am putting one in a fanfic. NORIKO UZUMAKI XD Naruto's new twin sister.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?: Yeah. Pretty much.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura,
Sakuranata, hinoru14, SassySaku,CommitedToKiba, Avenger.Girl94, Sasukeluva223, FullMetalBec

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,shuriken-thrower, Cool Anime Girl, Sasukeluva223, FullMetalBec

If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, shuriken-thrower, Cool Anime Girl, Sasukeluva223, FullMetalBec

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers live happy lives of bliss. If you don't believe this, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have not read Manga. If you're one of the two percent that has, copy this and paste it in your profile.

IF YOU HAVE EVER SAID THAT AN ANIME CHARACTER IS SEXY AND YOU LOVE THEM AND YOU MEAN IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you know a video game charecter or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

if you hate NejiHina then copy & paste this into your profile

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB : if you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Cresent Moon, Miyako-hime, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love em', darkblacknightmare, konoha.chick91., LadyAliceSparda, Kineo

§ Random Stuff §

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

(..)'(..)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

-=Fav Animes=- AND Fav characters of the animes

Bleach (Hitsugaya FTW)

Naruto (Sasuke Uchiha and Gaara, they're the best!)

D.N Angel (DARK OWNS)

Digimon (Honestly Davis, Tai, Takuya and Matt)

Full Metal Alchemist (Chants Ed over and over again)

Dragonball Z (Gohan, Piccolo, Vegeta and Goten they're classic!)

Yu-Gi-Oh! (Joey! Clap clap clap Joey!

Pokemon (Not sure if it is an anime but ASH AND GARY OWN)

Last Order FF7 (Poor Zack and Cloud Sob)

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's (Yusei, he's definitely cool!)

-=Fav Games=- (AND FAV CHARACTERS WOOO)

Final Fantasy 7 (Cloud ftw)

Kingdom Hearts 2 (Rikuuuuuuu!!)

Final Fantasy 12 (Vaan and Reks are the best)

Final Fantasy 10 (GO AURON)

Final Fantasy 7 Dirge of Cerberus (VINCENT AND YUFFFIIIIIIIEEE)

Simpsons Hit and Run! (Go Bart it's ya birthday)

-=Fav TV Shows and Cartoons=- (AND CHARACTERS)

Scrubs (JD, Dr Cox and the Janitor doo da doo da)

The Siiimmmppssssoooons (Bart Bart Bart)

Friends (Chandler and Phoebe)

SpongeBob SquarePants (Squidwarrrdddd)

Fairly Odd Parents (HAS TO BE COSMO)

Futurama (FRY AND BENDER FTTTTWWWWW)

-=Fav Movies=- (AND CHARACTERS)

FF7 Advent Children (CLLLOOOOOUUUUUDDDD)

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (Dudley Sniggers)

"" Chamber of Secrets (Giinnnnyyyy)

"" Prisoner Of Azkaban (SIRIUS!)

"" Goblet Of Fire (CEDRIC OWNS)

"" Order Of the Phoenix (FRED AND GEORGE LMAO)

The Simpsons Movie (SPIDER PIG/HARRY PLOPPER or President Schwarzenegger ah who cares I can't spell it)

-=Fav Pairings=-

CloudxTifa (CloTi totally obsessed with)

ZackxAeris (Make a great couple honest to... Jenova?)

VincentxYuffie (Yuffentine is the BEST)

SoraxKairi (Kora...? I think this couple makes the most sense)

RoxasxNamine (Nobodies love other nobodies it doesn't make sense Sigh)

HitsugayaxKarin (HitsuKarin This couple owns in Bleach xD)

IchigoxRukia (IchiRuki is pretty much well cool)

InouexIshida (Can't imagine Orihime with anyone else ;D)

MatsumotoxIchimaru (IchiMatsu I can imagine this one simply just happening)

HinamorixKira (It kinda makes me happy to think of this one ;D)

NarutoxHinata (NaruHina just has to happen or I'm related to a monkey!)

SasukexSakura (SasuSaku is just the best though isn't it!)

YohxAnna (Why else would they wanna marry eachother -.-)

TysonxHilary (Like they say they fancy the ones they argue with)

KaixHilary (It's a kinda war between Tyson and Kai)

TaichixMimi (Michi Well... they might like eachother)

YamatoxSora (Sorato happens I have proof!

EdxWinry (I love this couple so much ;))

RoyxRiza (It's so sweet ;D)

-=Fav Quotes=-

Quote of the day or month:

Kakashi: I think I'm starting to fall in love with you!
Naruto: UWAHA! DON'T SURPRISE ME BY SAYING SICK THINGS LIKE THAT! JEEZ!
MY JUTSU BLEW UP IN MY FACE JUST WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO GET THE HANG OF IT!!
Kakashi: No, no... I didn't mean it like that... It's that you see...
Naruto: NOT ONE STEP CLOSER!!

Scrubs:

Carla: Think of what you could do with that sort of money!
Janitor: I'd buy a trained shark...
Carla: Why?
(Janitor's vision)
JD: Thanks for inviting me over janitor!
Janitor: Anytime buddy, anytime! (Gets out walkie talkie and mutters) Wait for it wait for it...
JD: (Jumps in and yells) CANNONBALL!
Janitor: Lobster is in the pot devour, devour!
JD: Something feels pinchy...
Janitor: Save me a leg
(End of vision)
Janitor: I'm in!

Homer: So when you're walking down that road of life...
Bart: Hitchhike it's faster!
Everyone: BART!

Dr Cox: Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,wrong wrong wrong wrong YA WRONG ya wrong ya wrong

JD's girlfriend: Did you know that JD's parents thought he was going to be a girl and until he was three years old they called him Joanna.
Dr Cox: I don't know who you are but thank you!

FullMetal Alchemist:

Hughes: And I've brought a message from Roy.
Ed: The colonel?
Hughes: "Post Processing is a bit of a pain so I will not permit you to die on my jurisdiction," That is all.
Ed: Tell him I said "Roger that I will not die before you do Colonel Shit"

One Piece:

Nami: No... no way...!! How could someone that sensible be Luffy's brother?
BB: Please everyone... Sweat drop
Ussop: I was sure he would be as irresponsible as Luffy!
Chopper: Brotherhood is a wonderful thing!
Zoro: What a great guy, cares about his brother...!!
Sanji: I don't get it... the sea is a mysterious place.

Naruto Abridged Series:

Kakashi: Okay, who thought it was a good idea to pour coffee all over my face?
Sakura: Umm, so sensei, who was that girl we saw earlier?
Kakashi: Oh, she's from a band of reject mimes. They got kicked out of mime school cause they talked all the time.
Sasuke: Then why did they kill Zabuza?
Kakashi: I dunno
Naruto: I thought you knew everything?
Kakashi: Oh yeah Kakashi knows everything, if we have a problem Kakashi will know the answer. We can't do research ourselves, quick Kakashi help us. Asses.

Kakashi: Okay guys, since nobody here knows what chakra is at home. Somebody besides me explain it.
Sakura: Okay, chakra's like chi except much lamer, it can only be used through hand gestures, and it combines body and soul or something stupid like that, then crazy crap happens.
Kakashi: Sakura you're fired. As for you two I want you to run up this tree.
Naruto: Whyy?
Kakashi: Because I Beeping said so.
Sakura: What about me? Am I excused cause I'm such a good ninja?
Kakashi: Yeah... that must be it...

Mickey: Oho, I see you sucked it up.
Haku: Yeah, well what're you gonna do...
Mickey: I'm gonna touch Zabuza's face for no reason.
Haku: Like hell you are! Grabs arm
Mickey: No! That's my embezzling hand!
Haku: Now get out before I make you watch the 4Kids version of One Piece!
Mickey: You wouldn't have the guts!
(One Piece 4Kids opening plays)
Some Random Bodyguard: Haku's not kidding! Let's get out of here!
(One Piece music stops)
Zabuza: That was a bit much don't you think?
Haku: Nah, I have Viva Pinata in reserve.
Zabuza: Geez! You ARE evil!

Sakura: So why don't you guys revolt?
Tazuna: Cause he's got like 20 armed guards.
Sakura: But aren't there like... 500 of you villagers.

Naruto: Did you make any progress Sasuke?
Sasuke: Hang on a sec Naruto. Okay you stupid log I'll show you!
Final Fantasy bar thing shows up:
Name Health MP
Sasuke 6/10 6/10
Log 999/999 999/999
Sasuke: Oh, come on!
Log: Casts Bahamut
Sasuke: Oh, son of a Loses 9324 health
Sakura: So Sasuke, how did it -
Sasuke: Don't say anything

Sasuke: Are these people really worth saving?
Kakashi: Sighs It's our job Sasuke. It's our job...

Zabuza: Okay. So the plan is to... Wait... WTF?! The battle's started already?!
Kakashi: Yeah... We got tired of waiting for the fillers.
Sasuke: Alright Zabuza, this time you're going down! Wait what the crap?! You cut me off! This better be important!
(With Gilligan and Tsunami, well okay we're skipping this I'm not writing everything that happens down)
Sasuke: Are you done? You sure? Cause I'm not gonna get interrupted again by that crappy plot. Okay Haku you're mine! SON OF A beep beep beep BALONEY!
(Soldiers getting the crap beaten out of by Naruto)
Sasuke: No, I'm not doing anything, I don't care if the camera's on me. Screw it.
Haku: Okay, I guess I'll have to go. Crystal Ice mirrors!
Sasuke: Heyy, I can see alot of myself. I like this attack! Hey there handsome. Oh... my god. Now I can only see Haku. It's like a bad fanfiction!

Naruto: Hey guys I'm back!
Sasuke: Oh great, now we'll win for sure.(Sarcasm)
Naruto: Sorry I'm late, wow Sasuke looks pretty beat up and Sakura... is untouched of course. HEY SAKURA HOW WOULD YOU FREAKIN' DO SOMETHIN!
Sakura: I would but I broke a nail!
Naruto: I'm gonna break something else of yours in a minute. Hey Sasuke I have a plan. Watch me tag all the Haku's while you get the real one.
(Hundreds of bunshins go to tag Haku and then get destroyed this continues twice more.)
Sasuke: Where's that music coming from? Naruto it's not working here I have a plan. Whisper whisper
Naruto: OKAY!
(Kagu bunshins again woot)
Kakashi: If it didn't work the first 3 times why did you think it would work the fourth time?!
Naruto: Sensei's right, unless.
(Kage bunshin again)
Kakashi: WILL YOU STOP THAT?!

Sasuke: Okay time to put a stop to this! ADRIAAANNN!!
Gets hit
Sasuke: Tell my fangirls... I'm not gay... Ueargh...
Naruto: You killed Sasuke, you killed Sasuke! AUUGGGHHH!
Zabuza: What is he doing?!
Haku: He's transforming!
Sakura: Oh my god!
Kakashi: It's horrible!
Haku: It's not of this world!
Kakashi: Naruto's secret power has been unleashed! This...
(Some fat guy with a stick apparently Naruto: AAAHHH Spinning)
Haku: Can't get out the way! Screams
Zabuza: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Real Life:
Me: No one can beat me! For I have the power of the funk!
Friend: Did you just say f?
Me: No... I said funk...
Friend: No you definitely said f
Me: I SAID FUNK!! CURSE YOU!!

Me: Hey what website are we going on guys?
Friend 1: We're going on Pen Island :D
Friend 2: Yeah then we get a free Naruto pen
Me: Right... why does it say for people ages 18 and over then?
Friend 2: 'Cause they're scaring people off.
Me: Wait WHAT THE HELL DOES IT SAY AT THE TOP?!
Friend 1: Too late, hurry Finn click on it!! I want a pen!
Friend 2: Aye man.
Me: (Jumps over my bed and covers my ears to run from the disturbing images)
Friend 1: Oh my god... FINN DELETE IT FROM THE SCREEN!!
Friend 2: I CAN'T
Me: YOU FREAKING PERVERTED IDIOTS!!

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1. Konoha Academy
I thought it would be normal being at a boarding school in the middle of nowhere. But me and some of my friends, are probably going to have the most exciting year of our lives. Ah well, it can't be that bad at this school can it? I was wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Published: 6-7-09
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Hitsugaya Hikaru never wanted to be the chosen one, all he ever wanted was to be normal. Well that's not going to happen since he has to defeat Aizen. Rated T for some strong language and violence. I do not own Bleach, even if I want to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-29-09
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This is the adventures of Sasuke's son's team as they deal with their new genin teams and old enemies as they return. BEING REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 10-31-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
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