keep your enemies close, and your lovers closer.

ships.

how i met your mother barney/robin. BrOTP ftw! :D

big bang theory sheldon/penny.

criminal minds jj/reid. jj/will.

high school musical troy/gabriella. ryan/kelsi.

ffvii advent children reno/yuffie. cloud/tifa.

jane austen pride and prejudice. persuasion.

harry potter draco/hermione.

psych spencer/juliet.

Reese: I want you to give me your knife.
Crews: My knife, why?
Reese: Because I want to swear a blood oath with you and I need something to cut my pinkie.
Give me you knife or I burn you with you IAD for not using your service weapon when you should have.
(pauses) I need to know my partner is a cop and not a con.
(hands over the knife) Anything else you carrying from the old days?
Sharpened toothbrush, lightbulb full of bleach?
- Life, Season 1 "Let Her Go"

Robin: My father was a cigar fanatic. It was the only way to get his attention.
Barney: Father issues. Hot.
Robin: Yeah, I know. I was this close from being a huge slut.
Barney: Slut would've been better, but I'll settle for bro. Especially now that Ted's with Victoria and can't drink.
(Robin looks confused.) Because he's pregnant... because he's the girl.
Robin: Come on, Ted can't be pregnant. You need to have sex to get pregnant.
Barney: What up! Freeze-frame high five!
- How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 "Zip Zip Zip"