I WAS FERET-ZODIAC! NAME CHANGE!!

hey soon to be adoring fans! LOL jk! i am a very good friend of harumi sohma the fox zodiac, so that means we act alot alike. dont like it? well too bad. i go by kir, so thats what u can call me. well normally i have alot to say about myself but idk y but i am speachless. oh and i take lemon requests, and i am currently working on many things to do with YAOI; also, i am working on a great fantasy that will be coming shortly. i am a perrrvvverrrrtttt:3

sex: i'm female!

age: in my teens and thats all i am sayin!!

w00t! sorry, i am a pocky addict!!

stuff i like:

YAOI, and strawberries, and YAOI, and uhhhhh...hm... oooh ooh and YAOI!

I NEED A REQUEST:

hey everyone, you know my naruto story ryte? neji wants something, but i havent a clue as to what that should be! send me a message or reveiw on what he wants!

fave shows:

fruits basket,sailor moon,naruto,dragon ball z,yu yu hakusho,teen titans, and well anything anime. ooh and espicially chrono crusade and naruto abridged. sensitive pornograph, and powerpuff girls z.

hates with every fiber in my being:

abusive older brothers,being in the sun for more than an hour, when people call me shortie, when people say my name wrong, when i get hurt in public, when girls think they OWN EVERY CUTE GUY (u know who you are),

things that tick me off:

when older men check me out,when fat guys check me out, when the teachers check me out(?), when my sister barges into my room when i am getting dressed, when people try to get me to wear dark colors, not being able to control my anger, when people are rude for lame reasons, when we are out of jelly.

fave guys:

haru,shigure,kyo,akito,momiji,chrono,naruto,neji,rock lee,tuxedo mask,sasuke,shino,kakashi,iruka,gaara, itachi,sasuke,jaraiya

strange facts about me:

i have a jelly fetish! i have reasons to beleive that bacon is trying to take over the world. i have a dream, that dream, is to have a dream. i have my own catch phrase! i like yaoi!

fave sayings from my life:

TO THE ESCAPE POD! (me and holly)

principle: holliday, do you have your progress report? me: stealing jelly packets from the lunchroom holly: yes, holly-chan is a good girl! holly-chan brought it back signed! me: through a mouth full of jelly myaayzzz fwor hollwee-schan! principle: erm...looks at me like i'm crazy yes, holly-chan is a great girl! holly: YAY! MRS.CLIFTON SAID HOLLY-CHAN IS A GREAT GIRL! me: fwaaaayyy forz youz! me and holly: happy dances

"and i care why?" my friend kaitlyn, aka kay kay-chan

" you silly goose..." mom

" mom, i'm a geese." me

" holy sockpuppetinasasuagefactory!" eddsworld.co.uk

" i feel angry a pubesent today and i dont know why. i'm going to take it out on people i like!" harry

" hello harry, what kind of tomfoolery shall we get up to today?" ron

" no tomfoolery today ron, i am sick of your dreadfull speckled mug!" harry

" why must you hurt me in this way harry..." ron

" yeah whats your problem harry?" hermione

" goes on this rant that eventually leads to him quiting magic " harry

later on...

" whats harry doing?" ron

" hes a bit preoccupied at the moment... haavent u noticed?" hermione

" chanting angst and hitting head on wall " harry

" maybe he's in loovvveeee!" ron

" who would fall in love with sutch an a-" hermione

" maybe he needs a hug!" ron

" no! i dont want a hug!" harry

" give me a hug harry!" ron

" NO!" harry

" huuggggiiinnnggg!" ron

" I'LL WODE YOUUUUU!" harry

ron and harry start fighting

" what is all this rumpuss?" snape

"harry hit me sir!" ron

" ron invaded my personal bubble!" harry

" me thinks this calls for extreme punishment..." snape

" oh no!" ron and harry

" you will be dragged down to the dungeons by your ears where a drunken filch will be waiting with a cactus...and a croque mallet... and a-" snape

" obliviate!" ron and harry

"hmm... i have to... do something... somewhere... uhm...goodbye..." snape ( from potterpuppetpals.com! check them out!)

me pretending to be a possesed muriel: courage,could you lend me a haaannd?

my sis pretending to be courage: NO WOMAN! YA GOT TEW HANDS, YA DONT NEED ANYMORE!!

ethan: (talking to me)

me: -presses index finger to his lips- silence love slave!

my sis: i gots a boy friend!

me: oh rly?

sis: ya rly, he just doent know it yet!

mom: cough cough stalker cough

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, CrimsonKitsuneShinobi, Yaoi Maiko, kir-chan the ferret zodiac,

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on you desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling drugs".

7. Finish all of your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

8. don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sound all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't attend your their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!".

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

i take lemon requests.well i have some stories to write! so ttyl!

Kir