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since: 09-08-07, id: 1372049, Profile Updated: 12-12-08
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Name: Cally or Cals (I don't mind)
Age: o.O Wouldn't u like to know...lol
Fav Colour: Red
Fav anime: NARUTO!!
Fav TV show: There r way too many, ummmmm...Heroes, Ugly Betty, Lost, Grey's Anatomy, McLeod's Daughters, Survivor etc

I LOVE NARUTO! lol I'm like obsessed with it. Hence, I'm on this site. grins

I should state right now that I am a fangirl. sigh Yes, i know. (how troublesome lol) I love SASUKE!! And as a fangirl i loathe Karin! glares at her. She has to be destroyed! Kill her, dammit!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from Naruto, copy and paste this into ur profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Ebil Chameleon, The New Legendary Sannin, Broken Mantra, nelly04, CallyGreen,

Some things you should know about me...

1. I luv chocolate (Yes, that fact is irrelevant but it's MY profile and I can say whatever the hell I want! smirk)

2. I absolutely love these pairings: Sasusaku (My no 1 FAV couple! SASUSAKU 4EVA!!), NaruHina, NejiTen and ShikaIno. ItaSaku, I only started loving recently thanx to a cool vid done by Kimiura on you tube. Visit it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcLhy40LAP4&mode=related&search

Read my buddy Sayuri's ficcy! Esp. the chappy dedicated to me!! lol It's awesum!! YAY SASUSAKU!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3688260/20/Welcome_back

Read my Ebil-bunny's brilliant story! Then hail her awesumness!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3550288/1/Flow_of_Life

3. I hate these pairings: NaruSaku, LeeTen or anything that interferes with the couples above. Oh and I also absolutely DETEST ShikaTema! I don't know why. shrug That couple just plain freaks me out. Probably cos she's a freakin cradle-snatcher!!

4. I don't like stories that are too far away from the Naruto universe, eg Sakura as a hooker. Scary!! I also don't like any mention of rape or molestation in stories. I believe that there is enough of that in the world without happening to come across it on the site and read about it some more.

I also do not like Yaoi. Oh no! I'm so gonna get chased and tortured for saying that, I just know it!

5. I mostly read mature rated fanfics. So u'll probably find me there. WHAT? NO! I'M NOT A PERVERT!! I just like a little violence in stories that's it, i swear! smiles innocently. I ain't no citrus lover...

6. You'll find that I give long reviews. lol I can't help that! I've always been extremely opinionated (some of my friends' claim it's my downfall) and I'm sort of a big mouth too. If I like ur story then i'll say it, and if I don't well, i'll say that too. I assure all of u, that u don't have to worry about me sugar-coating my words. Cos that's just not me. But I also assure you that I'm completely sincere and I do not intend to harshly criticize ur work but rather to give constructive criticism to help u grow as authors.

7. I intend to post some of my own fanfics of Naruto shortly. (and I expect the same constructive criticism from all of u) So be on the lookout for those..

That's all u really need to know about me, for now anyway. Hahaha

Songs for Naruto couples:

KakaRin: Camotose - Skillet

Sasusaku: Hate that I love you - Rihanna ft Neyo, Angels- Within Temptations, Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis

ShikaIno: Just the Girl - Click Five

NejiTen: Sway - Pussycat Dolls, I'd do anything - Simple Plan

Naruhina: When I see You - Fantasia

Personal Quotes

Me: So... Is your brother a boy or a girl?
Bexy (after a few moments of shocked silence): You're an idiot!!

Me: Acoustic guitar? Is that the one that big, wooden and ugly?

Me: How come you always get to be on top?
Steve: (looks at me amused)
Me: I swear that didn't sound as dirty in my head!

Me: Oh the serendipity!

Anna: Can you take a pic of us?
Me (Holding the camera): I can't see anything!
Anna: R u serious? Turn it the other way!
Me: Oh I thought that was an awfully small screen.

Me: That SLUT Mandy totally kissed him!
Carol: (gasps) Cally! Don't call her a slut! ...She's HOE BAG!!

My friend Dale while he's drunk: The fish need air! (Blows into my fish tank) The fish need to breath!
Me:( looking at him with utter disbelief ): SERIOUSLY?! Are you freaking kidding me?
Anna who is also drunk: hehehe Dude, are you inmoxicated? (This is NOT a spelling error. She realli said that!)
Laura: Um...Cally? I think ur fish is dead.

Holly making a typing error on MSN: Do you ass people on youtube?
Me: o.O I hope not!

Bexy who is mildly obsessed with peanut butter: You can be who you are, you can say what you want, but DO NOT, whatever you do, TOUCH MY PEANUT BUTTER!

Dale: U know I realized something
Steve: What?
Dale; We r both sexy
Steve: huh?
Dale: Smart
Steve: WHAT?
Dale: And hot as hell
Steve: ...
Dale: And I was wondering... would u be my girlfriend??
Steve contemplates while the rest of us are freaking out.
Steve:
Um.. sure
Dale and the rest of us: WHAT!! o.O
Dale faints.

Steve shrugs: He asked!

Me: BANANAS! U do know that when I become evil dictator of the universe they will all DIE! Muhahaha
Nicole: o.O Ok... huh. I kinda feel sorry for the monkeys...
Me; Don't be...my evil mutant rabid chipmunk army will kill the all. DIE!! Muhahaha
Nicole: o.O Ok...WTF?

Me: Where were you?
Steve: Pointing Percy at the porcelain.
(Every1 laughs)
Me: huh?
Steve: Porcelain...as in toilet seat
Me: Oh..hahaha...I get it...who's Percy?

Feel free to contact me. My email is CalistaGreen@hotmail.com or just send me a PM.

Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this isnide your profile!

1. Ino

2. Rock Lee

3. Sasuke

4. Itachi

5. Naruto

6. Kakashi

7. Sakura

8. Shikamaru

9. Hinata

10. Pein

11. Gaara

12. Konan

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Kakashi/Gaara

NO! I don't like yaoi... Hence, CallyGreen is mutilated and shot by Yaoi fangirls

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

ITachi.

HELL YEA! Sexy beast HOT. I'm not gonna lie...I'd tap that. lol :D

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Konan/Shikamaru

o.O don't think thats possible. Unless by some miracle both Konan and Shikamaru are gender confused. rofl :) Anyway if that happened I'd be like WTF? and then lmao, rofl, lol. OMG that would be sooooo freakin hilarious!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Hinata

Yup. NaruHina ficcy's are very popular and I really enjoy them together. Its like the whole opposites attract thing... she's shy, he's loud, she barely talks, he talks too much...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Rock Lee/ Kakashi

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

OMG! Hence, CallyGreen has intense visions of them together than faints from the horror

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Naruto/Hinata or NAruto/Pein

NARUHINA all the way! That couple is awesum!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sakura walking in on Rock Lee and Konan having sex.

That's gross first of all. And I think she'd faint. I would faint. After seeeing Rock Lee's "thing" who wouldn't? And I'm betting that Rock Lee's asexual anyway so no chance of that happenning.

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Sasuke/Pein

Sasuke realizing that Pein (and Mandara) are @ssholes kills them. Then Sasuke reaturns to Konoha, realizes he loves Sakura and wants to make hot Uchiha babies with her. THE END.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Shikamaru/Ino

HELL YES! I love ShikaIno fluff. Fluff is good for the soul, I say!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sakura/Konan

Ummm... "Similar" cos they kinda are. I mean, Konan does what Pein tells her to do and Sakura does what Sasuke tells her to do...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Sasuke

YES! I read it. Sasuke is SEXY.

13) Does anyone you know writes or draws Eleven?

Gaara

Nope but i wish I did. Gaara...shirtless...drools

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Rock Lee/Naruto/Itachi

Ewwwww I hope not. If they do, they should be shot then forced to watch Rock Lee and Gai dance around in bikinis for the rest of eternity.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Pein

"KONAN!!" hehehe yup I'm dirty. And a closet pervert

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Shikamaru

Just the Girl -Click Five

About Ino and Shikamaru. I swear that songs just describes their whole relationship. It's so cute!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ino/Kakashi/Konan

Warning: Sex scenes and lots of them. Also threesomes. A lot of them. hehehe. What? feigns innocence They're HOT.

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Pein/Rock Lee

Ewwww. ok how about "Wanna be my next body?"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Gaara describing Rock Lee/ Shikamaru

"I don't care"

20) How emo is Seven?

Sakura

Not very. I'd say she's more sadistic. Like cracking skulls kinda sadistic. grin :)

Mini-Rant: Why is the HELL do most of the NaruHina and NAruSaku fans DISS OTHER CHARACTERS?? NO FAIR! They wanna bad mouth Sasuke, Sakura or Hinata and then get all defensive and moody when anyone say the tiniest thing about Naruto aor whatever particular girl he's paired with. I'm SICK OF CHARACTER BASHING. IT HAS TO STOP!!

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1. What if? reviews
This is the Jonin exam. Every one is ready until Kakashi sees someone that he thought was gone forever. This certain someone now has their own team and they seem ready to win no matter what the cost. Are the rest of the Konoha ninja ready for them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-08 - Kakashi H. & Rin
2. Sleepovers reviews
The girls are having a sleepover! I wonder what chaos , confusion and total mishaps will occur...let's see, shall we? Main pairings include SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno and NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
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