| CallyGreen |
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Name: Cally or Cals (I don't mind) I LOVE NARUTO! lol I'm like obsessed with it. Hence, I'm on this site. grins I should state right now that I am a fangirl. sigh Yes, i know. (how troublesome lol) I love SASUKE!! And as a fangirl i loathe Karin! glares at her. She has to be destroyed! Kill her, dammit! THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from Naruto, copy and paste this into ur profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Ebil Chameleon, The New Legendary Sannin, Broken Mantra, nelly04, CallyGreen, Some things you should know about me... 1. I luv chocolate (Yes, that fact is irrelevant but it's MY profile and I can say whatever the hell I want! smirk) 2. I absolutely love these pairings: Sasusaku (My no 1 FAV couple! SASUSAKU 4EVA!!), NaruHina, NejiTen and ShikaIno. ItaSaku, I only started loving recently thanx to a cool vid done by Kimiura on you tube. Visit it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcLhy40LAP4&mode=related&search Read my buddy Sayuri's ficcy! Esp. the chappy dedicated to me!! lol It's awesum!! YAY SASUSAKU! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3688260/20/Welcome_back Read my Ebil-bunny's brilliant story! Then hail her awesumness!! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3550288/1/Flow_of_Life 3. I hate these pairings: NaruSaku, LeeTen or anything that interferes with the couples above. Oh and I also absolutely DETEST ShikaTema! I don't know why. shrug That couple just plain freaks me out. Probably cos she's a freakin cradle-snatcher!! 4. I don't like stories that are too far away from the Naruto universe, eg Sakura as a hooker. Scary!! I also don't like any mention of rape or molestation in stories. I believe that there is enough of that in the world without happening to come across it on the site and read about it some more. I also do not like Yaoi. Oh no! I'm so gonna get chased and tortured for saying that, I just know it! 5. I mostly read mature rated fanfics. So u'll probably find me there. WHAT? NO! I'M NOT A PERVERT!! I just like a little violence in stories that's it, i swear! smiles innocently. I ain't no citrus lover... 6. You'll find that I give long reviews. lol I can't help that! I've always been extremely opinionated (some of my friends' claim it's my downfall) and I'm sort of a big mouth too. If I like ur story then i'll say it, and if I don't well, i'll say that too. I assure all of u, that u don't have to worry about me sugar-coating my words. Cos that's just not me. But I also assure you that I'm completely sincere and I do not intend to harshly criticize ur work but rather to give constructive criticism to help u grow as authors. 7. I intend to post some of my own fanfics of Naruto shortly. (and I expect the same constructive criticism from all of u) So be on the lookout for those.. That's all u really need to know about me, for now anyway. Hahaha Songs for Naruto couples: KakaRin: Camotose - Skillet Sasusaku: Hate that I love you - Rihanna ft Neyo, Angels- Within Temptations, Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis ShikaIno: Just the Girl - Click Five NejiTen: Sway - Pussycat Dolls, I'd do anything - Simple Plan Naruhina: When I see You - Fantasia Personal Quotes Me: So... Is your brother a boy or a girl? Me: Acoustic guitar? Is that the one that big, wooden and ugly? Me: How come you always get to be on top? Me: Oh the serendipity! Anna: Can you take a pic of us? Me: That SLUT Mandy totally kissed him! My friend Dale while he's drunk: The fish need air! (Blows into my fish tank) The fish need to breath! Holly making a typing error on MSN: Do you ass people on youtube? Bexy who is mildly obsessed with peanut butter: You can be who you are, you can say what you want, but DO NOT, whatever you do, TOUCH MY PEANUT BUTTER! Dale: U know I realized something Me: BANANAS! U do know that when I become evil dictator of the universe they will all DIE! Muhahaha Me: Where were you? Feel free to contact me. My email is CalistaGreen@hotmail.com or just send me a PM. Stereotypes I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this isnide your profile! 1. Ino 2. Rock Lee 3. Sasuke 4. Itachi 5. Naruto 6. Kakashi 7. Sakura 8. Shikamaru 9. Hinata 10. Pein 11. Gaara 12. Konan 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Kakashi/Gaara NO! I don't like yaoi... Hence, CallyGreen is mutilated and shot by Yaoi fangirls 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ITachi. HELL YEA! Sexy beast HOT. I'm not gonna lie...I'd tap that. lol :D 3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Konan/Shikamaru o.O don't think thats possible. Unless by some miracle both Konan and Shikamaru are gender confused. rofl :) Anyway if that happened I'd be like WTF? and then lmao, rofl, lol. OMG that would be sooooo freakin hilarious! 4)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Hinata Yup. NaruHina ficcy's are very popular and I really enjoy them together. Its like the whole opposites attract thing... she's shy, he's loud, she barely talks, he talks too much... 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Rock Lee/ Kakashi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! OMG! Hence, CallyGreen has intense visions of them together than faints from the horror 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Naruto/Hinata or NAruto/Pein NARUHINA all the way! That couple is awesum!! 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Sakura walking in on Rock Lee and Konan having sex. That's gross first of all. And I think she'd faint. I would faint. After seeeing Rock Lee's "thing" who wouldn't? And I'm betting that Rock Lee's asexual anyway so no chance of that happenning. 8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic. Sasuke/Pein Sasuke realizing that Pein (and Mandara) are @ssholes kills them. Then Sasuke reaturns to Konoha, realizes he loves Sakura and wants to make hot Uchiha babies with her. THE END. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Shikamaru/Ino HELL YES! I love ShikaIno fluff. Fluff is good for the soul, I say! 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Sakura/Konan Ummm... "Similar" cos they kinda are. I mean, Konan does what Pein tells her to do and Sakura does what Sasuke tells her to do... 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Sasuke YES! I read it. Sasuke is SEXY. 13) Does anyone you know writes or draws Eleven? Gaara Nope but i wish I did. Gaara...shirtless...drools 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Rock Lee/Naruto/Itachi Ewwwww I hope not. If they do, they should be shot then forced to watch Rock Lee and Gai dance around in bikinis for the rest of eternity. 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Pein "KONAN!!" hehehe yup I'm dirty. And a closet pervert 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Shikamaru Just the Girl -Click Five About Ino and Shikamaru. I swear that songs just describes their whole relationship. It's so cute! 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Ino/Kakashi/Konan Warning: Sex scenes and lots of them. Also threesomes. A lot of them. hehehe. What? feigns innocence They're HOT. 18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Pein/Rock Lee Ewwww. ok how about "Wanna be my next body?" 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Gaara describing Rock Lee/ Shikamaru "I don't care" 20) How emo is Seven? Sakura Not very. I'd say she's more sadistic. Like cracking skulls kinda sadistic. grin :) Mini-Rant: Why is the HELL do most of the NaruHina and NAruSaku fans DISS OTHER CHARACTERS?? NO FAIR! They wanna bad mouth Sasuke, Sakura or Hinata and then get all defensive and moody when anyone say the tiniest thing about Naruto aor whatever particular girl he's paired with. I'm SICK OF CHARACTER BASHING. IT HAS TO STOP!! | |||||||
1. What if? reviewsThis is the Jonin exam. Every one is ready until Kakashi sees someone that he thought was gone forever. This certain someone now has their own team and they seem ready to win no matter what the cost. Are the rest of the Konoha ninja ready for them?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-08 - Kakashi H. & Rin2. Sleepovers reviewsThe girls are having a sleepover! I wonder what chaos , confusion and total mishaps will occur...let's see, shall we? Main pairings include SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno and NaruHinaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.