Fanfiction:
Bleach: 3
Fruits Basket: 1
Full Metal Alchemist: 6
Inu-Yasha: 1
Tactics: 1
Vampire Knight: 3
Zelda: 2

Hiatus:

~I'll Be With You~
Fandom: Inu-Yasha
Summary: When Kagome is mortally wounded in battle, Inu-Yasha blames himself for not being there to protect her. In her own world, Kagome is hospitalized and seems to be recovering perfectly until she becomes inexplicably ill. Will Kagome live to see another day?
Pairings: Sango/Miroku, Inu-Yasha/Kagome

~The String~
Fandom: Bleach
Summary: If Ishida likes Orihime and Orihime and Tatsuki are best friends and they both like a certain red-headed Shinigami, who doesn't notice them because he's too busy admiring another, who in turn doesn't notice him for the same reason and may or may not be liked back, where does that leave our favorite badass-sewing nerd?
Warning: Teenage fangirl highschool fluff fic dripping with impossible situations, OTP's and cheesy lines! XD
Pairings: Mostly IshiHime. Slight IchiTatsu and RukiRenji.

~Down at the Dojo (or DatD)~
Fandom: Bleach
Summary: They started out as sparring buddies at the Dojo down the street. So how'd it turn out like this?
Pairing: IchiTatsu

~Obsessive Love leads to No Love~
Fandom: Zelda
Summary: When Link is chased all over Hyrule by rabid fangirls (aka Saria, Malon, Ruto, and Zelda) he knows he has to make a choice. So who will it be?
Pairings: Link/I can't tell you silly! It'll ruin the surprise!!

~When the Stalker is Stalked~
Note: Title may change
Fandom: Vampire Knight
Summary: Suspicious characters, school inspections and the danger of a dangerous secret being leaked. Looks like a job for-! Wait, nobody does that job!
Pairings: Slight Zero/Yuuki. May be more in future chapters...

Coming Eventually:

~A Phantom of a Memory~
Fandom: Bleach
Summary: What if we could look back and see exactly how much the world missed us when we're gone?
Warning: Character death...
Pairings: Momo/Hitsu, Momo/OC

~A Broken Love~
Fandom: Inu-Yasha
Summary: Sango and Miroku were once high-school sweethearts, and now, 12 years later, they haven't seen or talked to each other in over a decade, but neither have they forgotten each other. All that changes when Miroku is suddenly cast back into Sango's life...
Warning: AU and probably OOC
Pairings: Inu-Yasha/Kagome, Sango/Miroku

(If you have any requests send them to me and I will gladly try to write them for you)

Note: Changed name from Vejhed to HoldOnToYourTunaCans.

Hi ppl. -smiles- I'm Sarah and I'm just got finished rebuilding my profile. It's not as good as it was before but it'll do!. I still can't believe my entire profile went missing. And I still don't get how my friend's somehow replaced mine. All I can figure is that either a serious copy and pasting error happened or it was deliberate... Or it was hacked... Idk. Sorry for the inconvenience... -rolls eyes at the ridiculousness of it all- I knew I should have saved it a Word document... The good news? If it ever happens again I don't have to worry because now it is saved to a Word document! on my desktop! Thumbs up for thinking ahead! XD I'm just glad my friend had a few of the same things on her profile that I could save. Otherwise this page would have been completely blank! It's ok now though. Everything is fixed! All I had to do was rewrite a whole bunch of my favorite things, info on my fanfics, favorite quotes and a bunch of rants and stuff on my fav animes... -tear- I'm ok, I swear...

~Lucy: I don't think she's been 'ok' a day in her life...

Places you can find me at:
http://www.anime-planet.com/users/Vejhed (anime-planet.com)
http://veji-chan.deviantart.com/ (deviantart.com)
http://youtube.com/user/Vejhed (YouTube.com)--> (I don't have any videos up yet but I have a whole mess of favs! XD)
http://www.playlist.com/user/31696000/view (playlist.com)

~ANIME/MANGA!~

Absolute Boyfriend
Honestly, I thought it was shallow and didn't really have a plot. I read it all in one day and thought it was pretty amusing but overall not much to it. Fun, fast little read but really nothing to 'wow' me.
Favorite character: Gaku Namikiri

Bakuman
This manga is definitely unique and different. It's a manga about making manga! How could it be better? Surprisingly, it's very tense and exciting in places. I really love it. But what else could be expected from the creators of Death Note? =)
Favorite Character:
Tagaki. He's just too nerdycool to ignore. I usually go for the nerdy guys...
Favorite Pairing:
Mashiro/Azuki

Black Cat
This manga is so cool! There's really nothing else to say except that I love Train and Sven! And I really wish I had Eve's powers. Other than that, I think it's kind of a unique series. Yes, it's battle shonen, but at the same time, different. Usually I don't like the monter-of-the-week type series but with the characters being bounty hunters, it makes alot of sense.
Favorite Character:
Train

Bleach
I watch this show religiously. I've seen every episode up to date and am currently (and not so patiently) waiting for the next episode (231). This show is sooo good and I immensely admire Tite Kubo for his creation.
Favorite character:
Uryu Ishida! I'm a full time fangirl lol. I have deemed him the best anime character to ever exist. Not only that, but he's the only anime character that can make sewing look badass XD I will never forget the time he picked that lock with a needle in episode 65. 'Course, that is in a filler arc... But still, a needle!! -fangirl hearts in eyes-
Favorite couples:
IshiHime, IshiIchi (XD gotta love shonen-ai crack!), IchiTatsu, IchiSenna, HitsuMomo

Blood+
Dude this anime rocked! I watched all 50 episode in two days! It was so amazing! The last part actually made me cry. With the rose on the grave thingie? Absolutely beautiful -tear-
Now I gotta read the manga...
Favorite character:
Haji! He's so amazing! The only Chiroptera/Chevalier I enjoy. I love that he plays the cello. It makes his character waaaay cooler.
Favorite couples:
Saya/Haji, Saya/Kai (yes I know they are adopted siblings but they aren't biologically related so I find it kind of cute)

Claymore
I still haven't finished it! I've only seen the first 22 episodes and it's driving me nuts! I wanna finish it so bad! I can't find anywhere to watch the last few episodes! I'm just gonna have to go internet searching or something... Or Netflix...
Favorite character:
Toughie... I'd either have to say Miria or Deneve. They're cool... Or Theresa...

Death Note
AWESOMENESSS!! This show was sooooo awesome! I watched it in like two days as well. Notice a pattern? lol I am such a fangirl for this series that I actually bought it on DVD and three awesome wall-scroll poster things off the internet with my birthday money. Mello is currently hanging over my bed, and my parents are watching the series (ON DVD!!). They are completely in love with it. Especially my dad. I knew he'd like it. My mom, however is more of an FMA person...
Favorite character:
L, Light, or Ryuk

Descendants of Darkness
Not sure what I thought of this one. It was really short and yet it was trying to do the whole arc thing resulting in arcs only three or four episodes long. Overall I thought it was entertaining but at the same time too fast and sudden for it's own good due to its shortness. It also frustrated me (being a shonen-ai fangirl) that it was dancing on the edge of fluff moments that could have been really good! I was really looking forward to some man-fluff but all it would give me was strange almost kisses and unsatisfying endings! Infuriating!
Favorite character:
Muraki, Hisoka
Favorite couple:
Hisoka/Tsuzuki

Devil May Cry
One word: AWESOME! I love Dante! Talk about badass! XD Too bad I don't have a PS2 or I'd play the games. They look pretty awesome. But my siblings and I have already decided that if we're getting a new console it'll be a GameCube. Ah well. I'll just have to wait til I can buy my own...
Favorite character:
Dante, duh! XD He's kick-ass.

Elfen Lied
This show was pretty awesome. Very cliche though, what with the artificially created humanoids being used as weapons, one escapes and kills a whole bunch of people and gets taken in by nice people who don't know what she is, etc. Pretty common plot but very well done! I watched it two days! XD (Omg, I watch everything in two days. I go through this stuff like candy!)
Favorite character:
Lucy/Nyuu
Favorite couple:
Kouta/Yuka! (Yeah, I know they're cousins but it's a canon couple and they're so cute! Even if Yuka is way too possessive...)

Fruits Basket
Well I liked it, but the last few episodes were kinda creepy. Like for the entire show it was happy random shojo hour and then it went creepy shonen on me in the last three episodes. Now I'm reading the manga and so far it has proven to be better.
Favorite character:
Hmmm. Yuki? Or Shigure. Not sure
Favorite couple:
Duh! Tohru/Yuki! XD

Full Metal Alchemist
OMG AMAZINGNESS!! I am absolutely in love with this show! I even got my mom into it. Now she's completely and totally addicted. Sadly we've finished the series (the second time for me), but we are planning to make a few AMV's and post 'em on YouTube as soon as we get the program to do it on the computer.
I'm currently collecting the manga and at the moment I have the first 17 volumes. I really like the manga and I think it's interesting that the manga goes a completely different way than the anime. Honestly I don't know which one I like better. In my opinion niether the anime or the manga is better than the other. The awesome thing is, after watching the show my mom wants to read the manga too! XD I love having anime-fan parents.
Favorite character:
Hughes! No doubt about it! I love his friendly personality and doting father complex. Pair that with the hordes of pictures he carries around and you get an amazing guy. I cried when he died. Honestly I think I was sadder than his wife! He's so amazing! I was going on about 'why must the good die so soon' and 'why him of all people??' and my mom pointed out that it was the 'death of innocence' and after he died all the goodness seemed to go away. All the homunculus revealed themselves and the war thing began and all the innocence went away. I never even thought about it that before! But honestly it makes total sense! I love having smart parents...
Favorite couples:
EdWin

Gakuen Heaven
This one was pretty entertaining. It has a simple plot but it's a fun watch. I really like the 'Ham Ham Heaven' at the end of the episodes. It's really cute! =) I also like the slight shonen-ai between Keita and Kazuki, but as with Descendants of Darkness the almost fluff scenes are killing me! The last episode was a really cute and cool ending to the show. I loved it!
Now when it comes to the manga, I have to say no. I didn't like it. I'm not a big yaoi fan. It's just too much for me to handle. I'm a shonen-ai girl. Yaoi is a no go for me.
Favorite character:
Takuto Iwai (the artist dude)
Favorite couple:
Keita/Endo (Kazuki)

Gravitation
I just finished this anime for the second time with my sister and my opinion about it hasn't changed. I think it's a fun watch and I really enjoyed it. I actually liked it better the second time around. My sister (who mostly hates fluff and shonen-ai) was actually squealing at how cute it was. Squealing! That's saying something. Anyone that knows my sister would say she's the dark depressive heavy eyeliner type. Trust me, she doesn't squeal. At anything. Especially cute shonen-ai-ness. But, because she did, I'm taking it as a sign that it was a good anime. XD
I think part of the reason I like it is because of the shonen-ai. I absolutely love shonen-ai. Not yaoi really, but shonen-ai is kinda cute and sweet. My brother and group of guy friends think otherwise however. Why is it that only girls like shonen-ai?
Now I just need to read the manga and I can call myself a true fangirl...
Favorite character:
Hard to say... It's either Eiri Yuki or Hiro.
Favorite couple:
Duh! Eiri/Shuichi!

Hellsing
Well I haven't read the manga or watched any of the OVA's but the anime was pretty good. I like the darkness of it all. Not to mention the violence, powerful female characters and super-amazing vampire on the human's side. It's also the first seinen I've ever seen. I don't know why that makes a difference but it does sort of... Anyway, GOOD anime!
Favorite Characyter:
Tie between Alucard and Integra

Inu-Yasha
This was really the first anime I ever watched and as such I feel somewhat attached to it. I watched all the episodes and all the movies religiously and was very upset that the last episode was a cliffie. For a more satisfying end I started the manga. I'm a while away from finishing it though and I'm glad. I don't want it to end yet! Even knowing that the last chapter was published makes me sad. I'm only in the 380's though so I'm a ways off from finishing it.
Favorite character:
Miroku
Favorite couples:
InuKag, SanMir (well aren't I the canon fan?)

Kuro Shitsuji
Again, I haven't read the manga but I really like the anime. It's better than I thought it would be to be honest.
Favorite Character:
Sebastian. For some reason he reminds me of Hagi from Blood+

Loveless
Again shonen-ai=fun watch! I really hope they continue it soon! I even read the manga for this one! It stopped so suddenly and it was so cute!! -cries- But I have no doubt that it will return soon! (Hopefully)
Favorite character:
Yayoi or Soubi
Favorite couples:
Soubi/Ritsuka, Ritsuka/Yuiko, Yuiko/Yayoi, Soubi/Kio

Ouran High School Host Club
Boy was this a fast and random watch. I picked it out on a whim and, just like my forum buddies said, it was absolutely hilarious and enjoyable! Talk about happy random shojo hour! My friend, Cat, and I were laughing the entire way through it.
I'm currently reading the manga and WOW. I'm having trouble waiting for the next chapter.
Favorite character:
The twins (as a unit), Tamaki, and Kyoya
Favorite couple:
Hikaru/Haruhi

Princess Princess
Lol. Very funny. Not so original, but entertaining. I really don't know why I like this kind of stuff, but I do, so there XD. There's just something about crossdressing that's entertaining...

Romeo x Juliet
Omg amazing! So cute and yet so sad! Very tragic and suspensful. Having read Romeo and Juliet by Shakespear I find it very entertaining to see the differences and similarities in the stories. And I have a sneaking suspicion that the character in the show called Will is supposed to be Shakespear, which is very interesting if you ask me.
Favorite Character:
The doctor in the beginning whose name I cannot remember
Favorite Couple:
Romeo and Juliet of course! XD

Serial Experiments Lain
Awesomeness! This show is sooooo awesome. Really that's the only word to describe it. Well, unless you count pure cyberpunk... and completely messed up, misunderstood, hard to follow, blow-your-mind-with-the-amazing-brain-melting-concepts-wicked-cool... I guess that counts too. I guess everybody gets something different from it since it's so vague. What I got was the classic cyber-punk theory that reality and virtual reality are being blurred so it's hard to tell what's real and what isn't kind of thing.
Favorite character:
Can you have one for SEL? There's really only one character... But if I had to choose I'd say Arisu (which is the Japanese pronunciation of Alice).
Favorite couple:
I'm pretty sure it's impossible to come up with one for this show... Talk about anti-fangirl o.O

Tactics
Pure shonen-ai amazingness! The implied shonen-ai between Haruka and Kantaro is simply adorable! I watched this show in like two days! It was sooooo good! I suggested it to my sister and she didn't like it too much (remember what I said about anti-shonen-ai and fluff-hater?). Said something about it being tedious and boring or something. Ah, well... I then suggested it to my friend, Cat, and she liked it just as much as I did! Yay for fellow KanHaru fangirls!! XD
Favorite character:
Haruka duh! He's so amazing! I have a crush on him big enough to rival Suzu's lol!
Favorite couple:
Again, this should be a given; KanHaru!! WOOO!
Hey, why is it that all the good guys are either gay, taken or both? No fair! What do the fangirls get?!

Vampire Knight
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!! One of the absolute BEST shojo to ever exist! This show ROX! The manga is also AWESOME! This being one of the few animes that I actually read the manga for, it's definitely one of my favorites and very good. I love how gothic it is! Definitely the most gothic shojo I've ever laid eyes on.
Favorite character:
ZERO!!
I suppose you could call me a half-time fangirl. (The other half goes to Ishida Uryu whom I have deemed the best anime character to ever exist)
Favorite couples:
Zero/Yuuki (of course), Shiki/Rima, Kaname/Seirin

Zero no Tsukaima
Watched the first two seasons, didn't like it enough to search out the third... Fun to watch when you're bored though... I like that it takes place in a totally different world.
Favorite Characters:
Professor Colbert and Saito (Yeah, he's a perv but w/e)
Favorite couples:
Henrietta/Wales, Saito/Henrietta, Saito/Louise, Saito/Siesta

~MANGA!~

Well I haven't actually read that much manga.
Here's the list:
~Absolute Boyfriend~
~Bleach up to chapter 367~
~Death Note up to Chapter 80 something~
~Fruits Basket up to Chapter 9~
~Full Metal Alchemist up to Volume 17~
~Inu-Yasha up to Chapter 380 something~
~MAR up to Volume 3~
~Shinigami 4 what there is of it so far~
~Vampire Knight up to Chapter 50~
~Wallflower up to Chapter 4~
~Zelda: Ocarina of Time~
~Zombie Loan up to Chapter 17~
~Zombie Powder up to Page 21 (pitiful)~

Proud Member of the "I would kill Kubo Tite if Ichigo ended up with Orihime" club/army

Members:

Msrukia (creator)

BlackBrightField2007

chemiskorpion0002

MarHeavenAngel (WOOT!!)

Phantom'sAngel89

HoldOnToYourTunaCans

~QUOTES!~

Anime

"Resistance is futile Inu-Yasha" Sesshomaru/Inu-Yasha/Manga/ (Whoa, Star Trek fan?)

"Resistance is futile" Ophelia/Claymore/Anime (Wait, her too?!)

"From now on you will all quietly follow my orders. Resistance is futile" Mr. K/Gravitation/Episode 4 (Ok, this is getting ridiculous! Who keeps letting the anime characters watch Star Trek??)

"The death penalty he says... Interesting. Bring it on." Light/Death Note/Episode 2

"So, they're both trying to find someone they know nothing about and whoever is found first is dead. Humans really are interesting!" Ryuk/Death Note/Episode 2

"Light. You might actually be a very optimistic person." Ryuk/Death Note/Episode 4

"I'll take a potato chip- AND EAT IT!" Light/English dub/Death Note/ Ep?

"Next time you set up a shop make sure you include strawberry sundaes on the menu." Dante/Devil May Cry/Episode 1

"Stop your barking Inu-Yasha. This woman has nothing to do with you." Sesshomaru/Inu-Yasha/Episode 134

"Go and play your flute in another world." Sesshomaru/Inu-Yasha/Episode 134

"So Naraku's baby is inside you huh?" Inu-Yasha to Mouryomarau/Manga/Ch. /Pg. /
I actually laughed out loud at this one (when does anyone ever seriously lol?) seeing as it sounds like Mouryomaru is 'carrying Naraku's baby' -wink nudge-. If you get it, great. If you don't... go touch up on the puns or something...

"Is there anything at all you'd like to do?" Kagome
"Maybe drink some sake" Mushin -takes gulp-
"You're already drinking sake" Miroku
"Well that's a comfort" Mushin Inu-Yasha/Episode 135

"Man... How the hell did I get roped into doing all the DUSTING?!" Inu-Yasha/Inu-Yasha/Episode 135

"Wind-tunnel!! Check it out! The dirt on the floor, the mess in the bedrooms! With my handy-dandy patented wind-tunnel, you don't need to use a silly old broom anymore! See? Spic and span in no time flat!" Miroku -room sparkling-
"The suction power is super strong." Shippo
"Gotta hand it to the human vacuum cleaner!" Kagome -everyone laughs- Kagome's imagination/Inu-Yasha/Episode 135

"Inu-Yasha! Try to scatter the mist with your WindScar!" Miroku
"I'm-a-litt-le-bus-y-right-now!" Inu-Yasha -repeatedly crashing into the ground-
"Sit!Sit!Sit!Sit!Sit!Sit!Sit!" Kagome Inu-Yasha/Episode 135

"Hey! You can't just barge in here like that! I was about to say something cool and you ruined the moment!" Renji/Bleach
"Oh, sorry" Ichigo hanging from window

"Let's do it."
"Yeah, lets do it."
-Tosses log over cliff at sniper dude below-
"That looks like it hurts!"
"Yeah, looks like it hurts!" Twins/Gakuen Heaven/Episode 10/

"This is what's known as the culture of having an evening drink" Kio/Loveless

"They're so much more liberal these days!" Kio/Loveless (You kinda have to watch the episode for it to be funny. I was laughing like you wouldn't believe!)

"Noo! Don't put those stinky vegetables in!!" One of the Zero in Soubi's house/Loveless

"May God have mercy on your soul when I send you to him" Scar/FMA/Episode 21

"That is one of the many questions in this world that has no answer." Slicer/FMA/Episode 21

"Who the hell are you?" Thug outside Greed's hideout
"I'M A HOUSEWIFE!!" Very angry Izumi Curtis as she beats the shit out of said thug /FMA/Manga V.7/Pg. 89-90

"It's not something I'm being forced to do. It's something I decided for myself. I'll pull the trigger by my own free will because I need to keep that person safe." Riza Hawkeye/FMA/Manga V. 6/ Pg. 113

Real Life

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Two apples a day will keep anybody away!" Me XD

"She's so emo she cuts other people!" Me, talking about my sister (also known as Hannah)

"I ate alot of cookies at lunch today they were -oh my god- amazing..." Dad
"You don't like cookies..." Mom
"These were GUUUUUUUUD cookies!" Dad
"Ouch... Hold on a sec, just let me pull the STAKE from my HEART." Mom
"Oops. That came out wrong..." Dad
(Lol, I was laughing about this for like five minutes! It was so funny!)

"We shall be dilettantes all summer long and everything shall be done half-assedly and not very well!" Mom

"SHHH! I'm performing surgery!" My dad as he attempts to bend his toenail back into a horizontal position... o.O

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver" Dad. Great rule in my opinion XD

"BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" My dad as he runs around the house waving his hands over his head screaming like a fangirl after learning when Battlestar Galactica was coming back on. (He's such a dork. Then again, I'm not any better... -_-')

"We can't take the little car! They haul off and beat each other in the big car!" Mom
"They won't have room to beat each other! They'll be too squished together!" Dad
"...Fine but I better have a club and some headphones" Mom
"...k... o.o" Dad
(This actually happened at dinner one night as we were debating whether or not to go visit one of my dad's friends. The reason for the car debate was because the big car takes twenty dollars more to fill...)

"You think we could put some skates on that turtle?" My mom as my brother loads the dishwasher with a new job at an excruciatingly slow pace...

"Nothing like a progress bar to make you feel like you're getting somewhere!" Mom

"Well chap my ass with a cheese-grater!" Yes. Mom. Again.

"Who ARE these posers?!" Mom
"They're TH wannabe's! GET 'EM!" Me
(My mom and I were listening to Tokio Hotel on from my playlist and then this one German song came on, only it wasn't Tokio Hotel! GASP!)

"Sarah, I lost my shirt! I can't find it!" My dad as he searches the basement for his favorite overshirt/jacket thingie.
"Yeah, I have NO idea where it is" -sarcasm- (I'm wearing it)
-three hours later-
"!!" Dad as I walk into the kitchen
"What?" Me
"You're wearing my shirt!" Dad

"Hey, these guys aren't too bad! What are they called again?" Dad
"Tokio Hotel" Me
"You know, they're actually kinda cool" Dad

"But it has nasty black water in the bottom of it!" Mom
"A little but o' nasty black water never hurt anybody!" Dad as he searches for edible leaves in an old salad mix...
-a few minutes later-
"Is that all you managed to get?" Mom as she peers into the 'good-to-eat' pile
"Yup. I bought this salad dammit and I'm gonna eat it!" Dad

"I'm dying!" My brother melodramatically as he rolls around on the floor
"Sounds like a personal problem to me" Our friend Aaron as he continues to play Runescape

"You're short" My friend, Mark
"It's not fair to call people short when you're a giant" Me

"You're weird" Mark
"I know" Me

"Enough to put you into a coma?" Me
"No. Enough to kill you." Our friend, Catalina (henceforth known as Cat)
"And then put into a coma?!" Me
"Yes" Hannah (my sister)
(We were icing a cake with homemade icing and joking around that the powdered sugar was crushed sleeping drugs. Good times...)

"We are on a mission! To find Sarah! Oh, look ice-cream..." My sister as she and Cat search for me at Worlds of Fun (an amusement park) after we got separated. I found 'em about forty-five minutes later sitting on a bench eating ice-cream. Great day...

"That's gaaaaaay" Aaron

"You're a neeerd" Aaron again

"I wish they'd make a Bleach action movie" Me
"I know!" Cat
"It's like they'd be cosplaying! Only in a movie!" Me"

"I love creating fangirls! It gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling." Me
(Lucy: You have no time to be feeling warm and fuzzy! You have to write!)

"I won the FanWar!!" My sister after winning a heated fan discussion over the FMA manga

"Crappit!" Me

"When in doubt, by a sweater!" Me as we stand in the sweater section at JC Penny buying multiple sweaters as Christmas presents. We ended up buying six and wrapping them when we got home...

"Sarah! Quiet coughing!" Hannah
"a-huh, a-huh" Me whisper coughing
We were at our grandparents house (which is very small with VERY thin walls) when we both erupted in huge coughing fits in the middle of the night. Dad came in and told us to keep it down.

"Ahhh! Wood! RUN AWAY!! You might get a splinty!!" -runs away- My sister

"Man, this place is busy on the weekend!" My sister as we walk into a crowded SubWay.
"It's Thursday..." My mom.
"Oh..." Hannah

"Why is it that I'm always being hit in the head with frisbees?!" Me as my brother's frisbee hit me in the back of the head while we were in the car. Not cool. Who throws a frisbee in the CAR??

"It'd be helpful if I knew more words!" Me as I reach for a dictionary.

"Whatcha makin'" My brother, Nicky
"Jamacin' me crazy" Mom getting a little annoyed by Nicky's hyperness
"Am I really that hot?" Nicky
"You will be after I lock you outside for a while" Mom (this took place in the middle of summer)

"...because women are chickens and men have no shame." Sarah Bauer (girl from my choir class) This was just something that she said during rehearsal one day when the girls weren't singing very confidently because of tricky notes and the guys were acting... hyper. It was funny at the time lol. XD

"Tiny elephants!" Rebecca Shroyer (girl from choir) whisper-yelling.
It's kind of a long story...

"So how's the kids?" My friend, Haley
"Dead." Me
"..." Haley
"I pushed them off a cliff into the Pacific ocean and watched as their bodies became mangled on the jagged rocks below then as vicious piranhas feasted on them slowly." Me
"Ok, you are way more messed up than I thought." Haley
(This is just an inside joke between Haley and I. We are both 15 so don't take the kids part seriously. It's quite normal for one of us to ask that question as a form of greeting and the other to come up with strange and twisted ways of murder. I have quite a few up my sleeve but I must say, I'm getting less creative with it. Last time she called I replied, "Dead." She asked, "How this time?" and I said "Starvation". But I've been waaay more creative than her in the past so I don't feel too bad... XD)

Other

"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42muscles in your face to frown. BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head. (exactly what I could do to my profile for running off on me)

"When life gives you lemons make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it." XD I love this saying. I'm not even sure where I learned it from...

Pass it on...
...Pass what on?
(throws sharp objects at person suspicious of kidnapping my profile but misses because target bends over to tie shoe...dammit...)

"What the hell do your mean all the cupcakes are GONE?!"
(Lucy: There's no more cupcakes?!)
(Me: Sorry, I ate them all out of despair)

"Friends don't let friends fry bacon naked" Flair from Facebook

"One by one the penguins slowly steal our sanity..."
(Cat: Evil penguins)
(Lucy: Sanity won't write your stories!)

"An apple a day keeps the Shinigami away" Death Note icon

"You know whats sad? I know more about Harry Potter than American history"
(Random person: History is boring)
(Cat: No it's not! -throws more more sharp objects and hits target- Yay! Now for the interrogation light!)
(RP: Help me! I've been stabbed with a sharpened potato!)
(Cat: I didn't say what the object was)

~FAVORITE THINGS!~

Movies:
Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Pahn's Labyrinth, Sweeny Todd, Titanic, Princess Mononoke, Howls Moving Castle, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, Castle in the Sky, Nausicaa-Valley of the Wind, I Am Legend, What Dreams May Come, Ever After, The Emperor's New Groove, etc

Books:
Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Incarnations of Immortality, Lord of the Rings (including The Hobbit), A Little Princess, Inkheart and sequels, The Blood Confession, Princess Diaries, Mediator series, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Black Beauty, Where the Red Fern Grows, Great Expectations, The Giver, A Christmas Carol, The Outsiders, And Then There Were None, Eragon series, Twilight (can't wait for Midnight Sun, whenever it comes...), and many (many) more...

Book Characters:
Ron Weasly (Harry Potter), Sirius Black (Harry Potter), Fred and George Weasly (Harry Potter), Remus Lupin (Harry Potter), Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl), Butler (Artemis Fowl), Holly (Artemis Fowl), Foaly (Artemis Fowl), Klaus Boudelair (Series of Unfortunate events), Sara Crewe (A Little Princess), Legolas Greenleaf (Lord of the Rings), Gandalf the Grey (Lord of the Rings), Aragorn -aka Strider- (Lord of the Rings), Eowyn (Lord of the rings), Zane -aka Death/Grim Reaper- (Incarnations of Immortality), Herbert (Great Expectations), Roran (Eragon), Saphira (Eragon), Pumpkin (May Bird), Fabbio (May Bird),

Songs:
Accidentally In Love (Counting Crows), Hanging By A Moment (Lifehouse), You and Me (Lifehouse), When You Say Nothing At All (Alison Krauss), How You Remind Me (Nickleback), Someday (Nickleback), six Feet (Creed), Foolish Games (Jewel), Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen), Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Green Day), I'm Gonna Be (The Proclaimers), American Idiot (Green Day), Wake Me Up When September Ends (Green Day), Time of Your Life (Green Day), Pictures of You (The Cure), Just Like Heaven (The Cure), Need You Tonight (INXS), Hello (Evanescence), Breaking The Habit (Linkin Park), Numb (Linkin Park), Hey Juliet (LMNT), What's Up People (Maximum the Horomone), Duvet (Boa), Cold (Crossfade), Colors (Crossfade) Susan's House (Eels), Iris (Googoo Dolls) Animal I Have Become (Three Days Grace), I Hate Everything About You (Three Days Grace), Last Night (Skillet), Whispers in the Dark (Skillet), What Hurts The Most (Rascal Flatts), Breakin' (All American Rejects), Dirty Little Secret (All American Rejects), Move Along (All American Rejects), and alot more. Those are just the very best songs that I was able to come up with at the moment...

Words:
Incinerate, obliterate, bio-luminescent, pudding, toast, bubbles, waffles, crispy, amazing, fantabulous, dude, awesome, excruciating, blasphemy, expire, exterminate, bubbly, marshmallow, mesh, etc...

Foods:
Anything sweet (including pastries, candy, soda, etc), pizza, bread, cheese, noodles, potatoes, corn, soup, strawberries, cantaloupe, peanut-butter, chocolate, ice-cream, rice, pudding, Ramen, Saltine crackers, lo mein, Pocky... Basically just carbs and sugar. I'm actually surprised I'm not dead yet XD

People:
My parents, siblings, grandparents, and friends

Shows:
(Excluding anime) Monk, Psyche, Law & Order, Doctor Who, Lost, Pushing Daisies, Eli Stone, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Drake and Josh, Star Trek: The Next Generation, etc...

Anime:
Bleach, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist,

Anime Characters:
Ulquiorra (Bleach), Ishida (Bleach), Haji (Blood+), L (Death Note), Ed (Full Metal Alchemist), Hughes (Full Metal Alchemist), Miroku (Inu-Yasha), Haruka (Tactics), Zero (Vampire Knight)

Hey... -looks up- I just noticed something! All my fav characters are guys! o.o Freaky? Or Normal? Idk...

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If you hate soggy fries, mysterious disappearing profiles, getting up before 10:45am on any given day, stupid people, "popular" kids, wanna-be Britneys, Paris Hilton, leafy veggies, warm soda, the killing-off of Sirius Black, getting disconnected from the internet, not being able to find the remote, living without cable, dropping your ice cream scoop, clowns who take their jobs WAY too seriously, hypocritical teachers who don’t like being corrected by you, arcades cheating you off your tokens, losing all your left socks, finding expired food in your bag, dropping soap bars while bathing, city-wide blackouts, cockroaches that crawl over you hand, dropping sewing needles in the couch, people who don’t flush the toilet, annoying waiters, teachers who repeat themselves, the sound of chewing, breaking a lucky number 2 pencil during a test, weird dogs popping out at you, perverted stalker fans, getting tanned, brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice, spinach, people who flame fanfic authors, people who write and post crap on the net, getting lost in a mall, losing a small screw, random plungers being flung at your head causing you to lose the small screw, dropping your cell phone thrice within 30 minutes, typos, post-its that don’t stick, the obsolete VCD, word problems you can’t solve, annoyingly hard logic puzzles, a dripping faucet, not being able to sleep at night, falling asleep in the bathroom, losing, slurping soup with soup spoons, not being able to get that last drop of diet coke in a can, getting paper cuts, finding mysterious bruises on your body, that annoying itch that won't go away no matter how much you scratch it, being called ‘sensitive’ by people whose asses you could kick hands down, not knowing what certain words mean, not having a dictionary to use for knowing what certain words mean, flies that annoy you while you’re eating, forgetting to zip up your fly, sitting in an ant hill, fanfictions that have waaaaaaaaaaaay too many chapters simply because the chapters are realyreallyreallyreally short, not being able to solve a rubix cube under a time limit, not being able to solve a rubix cube, people that beg you for money on Runescape, running out of fishing bait on RuneScape, people asking you to be their gf/bf on RuneScape, people calling you a noob on Runescape when you're 40 levels higher than them and could pwn them in under a minute, the tortuously long wait for your next Netflix disk to hurry up and come already, boring rip-off movies that last for hours, horrible endings to good movies, missing your favorite TV shows, the cancellation of a good show, the end of INU-YASHA, forgetting what you were thinking of 3 seconds ago, watches that say ‘waterproof’ but are not, having cheese stuck under your nails while eating popcorn, having to tell a joke three or more times for people to get it, having a person tell you a joke three or more times cuz you don't get it, mocha-flavored candy, forgetting to write your name on your test paper, forgetting your own birthday was yesterday, people who want you to give a shit, people who suck up to the teacher just because they’re failing the subject for the third time, people who pee on walls, people who think Salmonella is a person, HP crossovers that make no sense, fanfic writers who make HP crossovers that make no sense, cheesy pick-up lines, Pokemon re-runs, getting yourself locked in a closet with your worst enemy, people who aren’t aware of how superior you are to them, running out of gravy while eating KFC, Writer’s block, people who think they’re EMO if they act EMO, people who confuse EMO with GOTH, people who say anime and cartoons are the same, Americans who attempt to recreate anime on their own, people who say Avatar is an anime, people who absolutely will not stop talking when you're reading a fanfiction you've had on your Firefox tab for eight hours, metallic paperclips that rust, people who think Egyptian mythology is boring, Sushi gone wrong, Sushi, accidentally swallowing chewing gum, evil melted marshmallows that want to eat you and take over the world, people that call your cell phone more than ten times in 24 hours, computer Viruses, waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, waking up before 9am, Dora the Explorer, people who discriminate, and people who play favorites with kids, then congratulations, you are awesome. Please COPY and PASTE this on your profile and add your name to the list.
XxxIshida's GirlxxX, HoldOnToYourTunaCans,

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have or have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a crush on a gay guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't describe you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Full Metal Alchemist character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile!

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those jackasses who rev their engines (SO loud that a whole neighborhood can hear them) should get a potato wedged in their engine, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into you profile if you have ever hit something very hard to cause damage, but ended up hurting yourself in the process.

If you have ever made a new dictionary for your Word program consisting of anime names, words and terms because you were tired of seeing the stupid red squiggly line of death all over the page while you're writing fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this too, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down (copy and paste this to your profile)

If you ever really thought you might go Emo if someone payed you enough money (copy and paste this to your profile)

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in dragons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" - where to begin? that is the greatest question of all time, except for "Ouch! Why is that so hot?"

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) or played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you know what a lemon fly is (for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!) copy & paste

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

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If you think the CoCoa Puff Turkey Bird-thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the stupid box of Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think those selfish kids just need to give that obnoxious rabbit some Trix already, copy and paste.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an alter-ego that speaks to you at random moments, copy and paste.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes weird. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new volumes of your favorite books/mangas before anyone else, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, SWANFEATHER, Frostpaw, shadowpup from timberclan, KittyOfDeadlyPoking, HoldOnToYourTunaCans,

If you were uncool before uncool was cool, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list. HoldOnToYourTunaCans,

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Brooksilver, Frostpaw, shadowpup from timberclan, KittyOfDeadlyPoking, HoldOnToYourTunaCans,

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I've got nothing to say, SO DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT TWICE!!
If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (It was a penny, but still...)

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If your profile is in a never ending state of change, copy and past this onto your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Frostpaw , Shadowpup from timberclan, KittyOfDeadlyPoking, HoldOnToYourTunaCans,

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw-Midnightpintopower, Frostpaw - Ravenclaw Shadowpup from timberclan, KittyOfDeadlyPoking, HoldOnToYourTunaCans/Ravenclaw,

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I Love Rock 'n' Roll", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that random pairings can be the best kind of pairings, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you believe pollution should be punishable by death put this on your page!

If you've ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, manga, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw Shadowpup from timberclan, KittyofDeadlyPoking, HoldOnToYourTunaCans,

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile(DUH)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~Random~

~Fun Things To Try At Wal-Mart When You Are Bored!~

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

4. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

5. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

6. Put M&M's on layaway.

7. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

9. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

10. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

11. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

12. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

13. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

14. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

15. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

16. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

17. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

18. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

19. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. And last, but not least...

20. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

~You know you live in 2009 when... ~

1.) You accidentally enter your pin number on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there actually was a number 5.

11.) You are now laughing at yourself.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that (and you know you did!)

~ThInGs To PoNdEr:~

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station...

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why is round pizza in a square box?

why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours?

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

You know you're obssessed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.
2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.
3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.
4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).
5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.
6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.
7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!
8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.
9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.
10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.
11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.
12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.
13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.
14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".
15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.
17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.
18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.
19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.
20. You waste countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.
21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.
22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.
23. You buy shuriken or kunai.
24. You speak in subtitles.
25. You prefer anime over real life.
26. You begin to think that blue or pink (or green) is a natural hair color.
27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.
28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.
29. You cosplay daily.
30. When you get a crush on an anime character.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

~Other Random Stuff~

She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs

That is pointless, dangerous, and stupid... we jump on three, right?

I'm an author... I write for my amusement. I'm an artist... I sketch for my amusement. I'm a friend... I am amusing. I'm a daughter... I have fun for my parents amusement. I'm a nerd... I'm too smart to suffer for popular kids amusement.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

You stare because im different... ( 0.0) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) I stare because you're all the same.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oh burn)

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when (not if) sent to the Headmasters office.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, taken, or creatures (vampires, arrancar, youkai, etc) who couldn't care less about a pathetic human.

Okay, I understand that scissors can beat paper and I get how rock beats scissors, but there's no way that paper can beat rock! Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" the rock. Leaving it immobile? Then why the hell can't it do this with scissors? In fact; screw scissors! Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why! It's because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shit up in about two seconds! Whenever I play "rock, paper, scissors," I always choose rock. Then, when someone claims they've beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already-clenched fist and say, "OH SHIT! I'm sorry! I thought the paper would protect you!" ...

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are schizofrenic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive it doesn't matter which button you press; no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.