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since: 09-08-07, id: 1372337, Profile Updated: 08-04-09
country: Mexico

Name- Jazmin
Nickname(s): Black Star, Jaz
Hair- Dark Brown
Eyes- Dark Brown

Interests and Hobbies- I like to draw, listen to my fav bands, write poetry and songs, Surf the web, I like to be random, (although that just comes every now and then) and hang out with my best friends =)

Fav TV show(s)-FullMetal Alchemist, FMA Brotherhood, Clannad, Clannad After Story, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Air, Ouran High School Host Club, and many more :D

Fav food(s)- Taco Abierto (Mexican Dish)

Fav Bands: Flyleaf, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Within Temptation

Fav color(s) Dark Purple and Black

Fav TV characters: Edward Elric, Envy(FMA), Nagisa, Ushio and Tomoya(Clannad), Haruhi Suzumiya(The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya), Mio (K-ON) and others:3
Fav Book- Demon In My View

QUOTES!
MUFFIN PARTY!- Me

Biology teacher- "Nicole, stop laughing!"
Nicole- "I wasn't laughing."
Biology teacher- "I just saw you laughing right now."
Nicole- "No, I was smiling :)"
(insert laughter here)
Biology Teacher- ¬¬

Sister- So, who gives you Spanish Class?
Me- Mrs. Vazquez u.u
Sister-... SHE'S STILL ALIVE?! O_O
(My sister is already in college and she gave Spanish to her as well x) )

('Baka' means idiot or stupid in Japanese, and so it happens iT sounds just like 'Vaca' in Spanish which means Cow.)
Me(To a friend) Baka!
Braulio: I am not an animal!
Me: I was calling you an idiot in Japanese ¬¬'
Braulio: Oh, I thought you called me cow. '
Me: Well, that too.

FULLMETAL ALGEBRIST!- A friend who watched an eppie of FMA before doing our Algebra Homework, which I suck at.

Me- "GOOD MORNING!" :D
--scared the crp out of everyone in homeroom and gets weird stares--
Me- ... :3

--In the time of monarchs and executions and that stuff, an execution is happening. A man is about to have his head cut off. Most of the people were attending this execution, the wife and children as well. The man has his head cut off. One of the dudes gets the head and shows it to the people attending--

One of the daughters--extreme cuteness-- Mommy, May I have daddy's head? :3
-Me

--V2 Created the next day after that one.--
One of the daughters--extreme cuteness-- Mommy, May I have daddy's head? :3
The Wife- Of course not! It'll make the house stink!
The daughter-... I'll keep it in a bag? :3
The wife- ... M'kay.

Me- ZOMG! KITTIE!! :D :D :D
Kittie turns around with a scared/confused/wtf face.
--Kittie is run over by car--
Me- ... :3
(I'm serious with this event)

Me- Oww, I got a Brain Freeze -.-
Katya- You cannot have a Brain Freeze if you don't have a brain.
Me- ...True.

--Looking at clouds--
Me- ZOMG! A MERMAID IN A TACO!
(Seriously, I see the weirdest things while looking up at the clouds o.O)

--Benjamin and me dancing Circus by Britney Spears--
Katya(watching) ...I think I might need eye surgery.

--Walking my dog--
Me--ties leash to pole- I'm going to the store 'kay? You stay here . (Yeah, I talk to my dog lol)
(I Walk for 5 seconds. Feel a lick on my hand, turn around, look at dog and later to the pole with part of the leash still tied to it.)
Me- WTF, you just chewed through your leash in less than 5 seconds! What kind of dog ARE you?! o.O
--Dog Wags tail--

I need to stop talking to myself...- Me

--Car waiting for Katya and I to finish crossing the street, while we walk really slow!--
Me-(Imitating a cow) MOOOOOO! :D
Person In Car- GET YOUR ASS OFF THE STREET!
Me-... MOOOOOO! :D
Katya- LOL

Have a Happy "You Suck" Day(: -Me

Your stupidity amuses me -Me

(At the store)
Me- I'm thirsty.
Katya- Buy something then.
Me- I'll get some water. --Get's soda--
Katya- ...That's some awesome-looking water you got there.

(In Biology)
Friend- What's starch? (Asking for the meaning)
Teacher- Almidon( Starch in Spanish)
Friend- Well, what's almidon?
Teacher(OMG face) ... Um, STARCH!

(In Algebra while checking the homework)
Teacher- Anymore questions?
Friend- What was number twenty-SHOE?(Wanted to say twenty-two)
Everyone- LOL

Other quotes

Welcome to loser village. Population: You

Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.

Yeah, I'm a loser but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

I'm a loser but you know you love me.

A tear caught by a caring hand, is a soul closer to being healed. -Anonymous

If you can't laugh at yourself then I'll be glad to do it for you.

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." -Burt Bacharach

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." -Anonymous

"Smile- it makes people wonder what you're thinking." -Anonymous

Tell me if something I say offends you. I might wanna offend you again later.

Someone forgot to take their happy pills today!

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

He who laughs last didn't get it

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? - Billy Connolly.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass"

Sarcasism is your bodys natural defense against stupidity.

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried"

"First, God made men... but then he had a better idea"

"They say practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?"

" 'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit' "

ANIME AND FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUGS. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading awesome stories about the anime you just watched?

People used to call me names, but thats ok, there dead now.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

"Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys." (So true.)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Once you go fangirl you can never go back.(That's so true)

"The dinosaurs’ extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life."

Olny 55 pepole otu fo 100 cna raed tihs. Cna yuo?

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened the day before.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

I really liked this:
What a Boyfriend Should Do

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
--

If you ever wanted to see more chibi shorts of FMA copy/paste this to your profile

If you ever mad laugh for no reason copy/paste this to your profile

If you ever stayed 12 o'clock and more watching anime copy/paste this to your profile

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

If you ever wished to meet a character from the show copy/paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are or ever was in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Anime and fanfiction. Crazy is when you love a fictional charecter with the depths of your heart and soul would die for him and would marry him instantly if he were actually real. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy and paste this to ur profile

If you have ever laughed randomly while watching a movie at a part that wasn't funny copy and paste this to your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, EndlessHope, Midnight Hikari, BlackStar-F,

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you do a small, festive dance inside your head every time you read or hear the name Edward, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever danced the Caramelldansen, copy and past this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace or Facebook. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have ever danced the Hare Hare Yukai, paste this into your profile.

--HAVE YOU EVER—

Given anyone a bath?: Does my dog count?
Smoked?: Nope
Bungee jumped?: I wish I have...
Made yourself throw up?: Nope!
Skinny dipped?: Hell no!
Ever been in love?: I don't think so.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Not that I remember...
Pictured your crush naked?: Maybe with no shirt? hehe
Actually seen your crush naked?: NOOO!
Cried when someone died?: Yeah...
Lied: Of Course!!
Fallen for your best friend? No
Rejected someone?: Yeap
Used someone?: Maybe? I don't think so.
Done something you regret?: Nah...

Understanding: Yes
Open-minded: Sure
Arrogant: Sometimes?

Insecure: A bit
Random: A bit
Hungry: Every now and then
Smart: When i want to be
Moody: Hehehee
Hard working: When i feel like it!
Organized: More or less
Healthy: Not so much
Shy: ...
Difficult: Sometimes
Bored easily: Not really
Obsessed: With anime and fanfiction
Angry: I get mad easily
Sad: Sometimes, depending on events
Happy: Most of the time
Hyper: Sometimes...
Trusting: Very rarely.

--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--

Kill: Just about everyone who annoys me constantly
Slap?: Everyone :D
Get really wasted with?: I don't drink
Get high with: I don't really want to.
Talk to offline: Awesome people
Talk to online: People when I'm in a good mood for a talk
Sex it up with: Um, dunno?

--RANDOM--

In the morning I: Sit on my bed till I really wake up (about 5-10 minutes)
Love is: Complicated.
I dream about: Random people and events, anime, taking over the world :D
Sexual preference: men
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Eyes

Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Flowers or candy: Candy :D
Tall or short: Depends. If you are Edward Elric then short! :D Insert Ed short rant here

--NUMBER--

Of times I've had my heart broken: once maybe?
Of hearts I have broken: One or two maybe
Of guys I've kissed: none... u.u
Of girls I've kissed: none
Of CD's I own: One, lol
Of scars on my body: 2 I think

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