Hello. Not gonna type much here. =) You know me as Audrey. I write stories and poems, most of which no one ever reads. You are very, very lucky. I have posted some of them for the benefit of the public. LOL.

I am a nerd. Too much computer. Too much reading. Too many books.

Come join the dark side. We have cookies.

(We also have hot guys. But hands off Murtagh. HE'S MINE!)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

These are some of my favorite quotes from different stories on here:

Eight wet bums, seven crude attempts at romance, six races, five lectures, four capsizes, three reeds up Durza’s right nostril, two broken paddles and one very annoyed Islanzadí later...

-QUOTE FROM THEPURPLEROSE'S STORY, "THE CARAVAN OF ERAGON"

The boy would be a prodigy, a Necromancer that would shape the entire world and he was Atsume’s to teach and to mold, the very idea nearly sent him into fits.

-QUOTE FROM KIERA27'S STORY, "BETRAYAL'S TOUCH"

...He unfolded the paper and looked back at me, “Uh what does 370HSSV-0773H mean?”

“You’re holding the paper upside down.”

He stared at the message, “…oh.”

-QUOTE FROM ERIKANCHRISTINE'S STORY, "100 WAYS TO ANNOY VOLDEMORT"

...Lucius Malfoy...in fact had just declared his - er love for Snape? Charlie shuddered at the thought of those two together.

-QUOTE FROM BITTERSWEET ALIAS'S STORY "I WILL POSSESS YOUR HEART"

“God help me,” he (Harry) squeaked.

Lucius at that moment got right up behind Harry and prodded him in the back. “God is here.”

Charlie furrowed his eyebrows at the blonde and Harry snorted. “Conceited git.”

“I only tell truths.”

-QUOTE FROM BITTERSWEET ALIAS'S STORY "I WILL POSSESS YOUR HEART"

“Can I kill him now?” asked Blaise mildly from behind.

Mundungus shrieked, “No, please I beg of you!”

Harry shook his head, “Sorry Blaise, we don’t need his body to be on our consciences..."

-QUOTE FROM BITTERSWEET ALIAS'S STORY "FORGOTTEN SILENCE"

“See?” he said to nobody in particular. “Just like I was raised by my ‘momma’- resisting arrest. One of the strong, family values of the day, right alongside with murder and burning things.” He paused and sighed wistfully. “Oh, I really do like burning things.”

-QUOTE FROM SHEZZA88'S STORY "THE DENARIAN LORD"

“Didn’t happen to run into Dolores Umbridge on the way in, did you?” Harry asked.

“Oh, we’re on top of that situation,” replied George.

“Yeah,” added Fred with a grin, “wouldn’t want to be accused of sitting down on the job.”

As Hermione and Harry reached the street curb they saw that the twins were speaking with uncharacteristic literalism. The “bench” they were sitting on was, in fact, the rigid frame of the former Hogwarts High Inquisitor, levitated two feet off the ground.

-QUOTE FROM CANONCANSODOFF'S STORY "MUGGLE SUMMER, WIZARD'S FALL"

“Ron,” Harry said, “there’s a reason why it was Professor Flitwick that cast the Fidelius charm. He was about the only wizard skilled enough to cast it.”

“That difficult, eh?”

“Think about it, Ron,” Hermione said. “If the charm was any easier to perform then Fred and George would have made themselves the secret keepers for Slytherin’s toilets years ago.”

“Oh, good point.”

-QUOTE FROM CANONCANSODOFF'S STORY "MUGGLE SUMMER, WIZARD'S FALL"

"Well, erm…look, I’m pants at giving speeches," he (Harry) began, "so I hope you’re not expecting anything fancy coming out of my mouth." Sprinkles of laughter arose from the crowd. "It’s great seeing so many of my schoolmates here. Looks like we have a few Gryffindors here tonight (cheer), not to mention Ravenclaws (cheer) and Hufflepuffs (cheer)…if anyone out there is from Slytherin House (jeers and catcalls), the Death Eater’s Friday-night Fish Fry is next street over (big laugh)."

-QUOTE FROM CANONCANSODOFF'S STORY "MUGGLE SUMMER, WIZARD'S FALL"

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