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Author has written 18 stories for Fate/stay night, Final Fantasy VII, Lord of the Rings, and Avatar: Last Airbender. Terms of Agreement And All Sorts of... Dung I, (place name here), the reader, am to understand that See No Dum-Dums does not own SquareEnix's (formerly Squaresoft) Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, Final Fantasy VII Dirge of Cerberus, Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core, Final Fantasy VII Before Crisis, and any other Final Fantasy VII spin-offs (although he does own OCs). So if he tries to claim that he owns Tifa (who is hawt) or Aeris (who is drop dead pretty... enjoy the pun) or something, I'll just ignore him. And if he says that he's already succeeded in taking Aeris from Square, I'll punch him in the face. And See No Dum-Dums doesn't own Avatar: the Last Airbender and/or Fate / Stay Night and/or LOTR and/or many things on the face of this freaking Planet. Well, he owns his clothes and computer, but... well, you get the point. But fortunately for him and unfortunately for me, I understand that, upon reading any of his crazy fanfics, I am now covered by See No Dum-Dums's property rights (or is that what it's called?), meaning that he owns me and that I will dutifully submit to whatever he says, like proclaiming him ruler of the world or jumping to a pool of raw Mako if he commands me to. Also, I hereby waive any consequences of reading his fanfics (ie getting hit by Fire3 spells, getting Silenced, getting experimented by Hojo and thus becoming an angsty vampire-look-alike --hey, that's actually cool, no?--, getting as demented as See No Dum-Dums is, getting teary-eyed, getting shocked, entering ROTFLMAO mode... you get the drift). Lastly, I shall pay tribute to See No Dum-Dums by: a. giving him five gallons of ice cream daily b. giving him money daily c. giving him my life d. giving him a nice warm hug e. recognizing him as ruler of the world or... if I am not able to do a-e, f. giving him a tribute of reviews and if I fail to do anything among these, I am screwed, the world is screwed, and I would have to let See No Dum-Dums own me or something. (sign name here) Me: Good, my slave. Now, read and review. (evil laugh) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ...hah! (erm...) You can drop by to heinz77_spas@yahoo.com for feedback. | |||||||||||||
1. ATLA: The Strokes of War reviewsThank you for purchasing the command and conquer game, ATLA: The Strokes of War. Command the Water Tribe, the Earth Kingdom, or the Fire Nation - gather resources, defend your lands, and lead your armies and heroes to victory!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-15-082. Hawk's Claws reviewsPrincess Azula's little reflection, as set right after the fall of Ba Sing Se: Really now, why care about what what people say about me? Why justify? I know what I am doing. That's what separates the hawk from the crow.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-08 - Azula & Zuko - Complete3. i am not a hero reviewsi am not a hero. i do not deserve credit. i do not deserve praises. i do not deserve friendship. i do not deserve love. i failed, see? i am nothing. a poem in cloud's point of view. punctuations, caps, non-caps are intended.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-7-08 - Cloud S. & Aerith G. - Complete4. A Nice Little Cafe Chat reviewsHe was surprised to see her in that expensive cafe. And she's so childishly simple. How foolish... but it drove him mad. Might be implied RufAeris. I dunno, you be the judge. Yes, I think I'm on crack.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-6-08 - Aerith G. & Rufus - Complete5. A Season to be Merry? reviewsI don't think they have Christmas, but perhaps they have Wintertide instead. Really... how do Cloud and his friends celebrate the holiday? Cloti, with some Cloris in, of course, and some AerisTifa friendship. Merry Christmas!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-26-07 - Aerith G. & Tifa L. - Complete6. Reporting for Duty reviewsMy version of how Vincent and Lucrecia first met. Vincent's still not emo, and Lucrecia's well... guiltridden. But I hope they make a cute first meeting.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-07 - Vincent V. & Lucrecia C. - Complete7. The Final Fantasy VII Trading Card Game! » reviewsAlways check Chapter 2 for updates! Cloud bought a deck of what seemed to be Pokemon Trading Cards, which were actually FF7 cards, and that there's more than what meets the eye! Join Cloud in his new deckdefying adventure! [no more swearing]Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,679 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 10-25-07 - Reno & Cloud S.8. A Hundred Arms » reviewsSequel to Unshadowed Path. Post DoC. Rufus takes it upon himself to keep an eye on a friend's family. But when one of the children gets kidnapped by cultists, the Turks realize that there's more than what things seem, and perhaps world order is at stake.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 12-8-07 - Rufus & Reno9. The Final Fantasy VII Reflections Album » reviewsA series of character drabbles featuring selected songs. So, in a way, songfic. Really, what are AVALANCHE's members' insights on love, life, fighting, blah blah... Pairings? CxA, CxT, AxZ, VxL, YxV, CidxShera, and some charactercentric stuff.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 12-12-07 - Cloud S. & Aerith G.10. Unshadowed Path » reviewsHow Rufus Shinra rose to be the man who never bled or cried. Sent away after being elected Vice President, he goes on an adventure to Nibelheim, apparently to help in the reactor investigation. Reformatted with a prologue. Based from BC but with variationFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-8-07 - Published: 9-18-07 - Rufus & Sephiroth - Complete11. A Casa of Flowers » reviewsAU Cloris. Cloud rents a house in Costa del Sol to forget his broken relationship. He meets a flower girl... who does not and should not even belong in his world. Stories are told, experiences are shared. On transcendence and loving on. Need some love, yoFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 11-22-07 - Cloud S. & Aerith G.12. The Not So Starcrossed Couple » reviewsRelated to Beyond Happily Ever After. What if Aeris doesn't die but instead gets married? The possibilities! Honeymoons? Real estates? Wardrobe talks? Shopping sprees? Kids? [Series of loosely connected babbles. Cloris] I'M BAAACK! to haunt naughty kidsFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 10-18-07 - Aerith G. & Cloud S.13. He Who is the Best reviewsAs Faramir son of Denethor lies unconscious in the Houses of Healing, he ponders on his failure to defend Gondor as compared to his brother Boromir, whom he regards as Gondor's best man. Yet a sudden presence tells him that perhaps things stood otherwiseLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-23-07 - Faramir & Aragorn - Complete14. Flowers for the Departed reviewsAeris and co. reaches Gongaga and hears about Zack's disappearance. This leads our favorite half Cetra to reflect on seeing loved ones die, letting go, and moving on. Not so much on pairings... it's ZxA and CxA, if you will. Aeriscentric Oneshot.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-07 - Aerith G. & Zack F. - Complete15. Beyond Happily Ever After » reviewsSTILL ONESHOT. What if Aeris survived and actually got a happily ever after with Cloud? What lies beyond? Migraine? Stupid customers? Firecasting kids? Bickerings? Old age? What? [Cloris oneshot] ...sorry, I still subscribe to AeriS. heheheh...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-22-07 - Published: 10-15-07 - Aerith G. & Cloud S. - Complete16. The Herald's Arrival » reviewsThe full tale of the Cetra prior to and during the arrival of JENOVA, as told by Ifalna to Prof. Gast. How the Ancients and the humans parted ways. How the Cetra strove to fight the calamity. ...and on the socalled goddess of Gaia, Minerva. ON HOLD.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-14-07 - Jenova & Ifalna17. The Unbearable Sweetness of Being reviewsTitled after the book, but no more relation to Kundera's novel. She got a goodygoody role in FF7, but what did she have to say about it?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-17-07 - Published: 9-24-07 - Aerith G. - Complete18. The First Holy Grail War »Set in old Britain, when the Kinghts of the Round Table searched for the original Grail. Can't exactly place this into the Anime Category... but... here. Disclaimer: King Arthur,Arthuria Pendragon only borrowed from Fate Stay Night. ON HOLDFate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,212 - Updated: 10-11-07 - Published: 9-13-07
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