If you are here, you are either

A) extremely bored

B) extremely curious about that crazy person whose stories you like

C) a stalker of the scary variety

D) a stalker of the friendly variety (aka: SOMEONE I KNOW SOMEWHAT WELL)

E) other/none of the above/lost/confused

Pixie Dust Lovers Blog - It's like flying off to Neverland. Only instead of Peter Pan, we have Assward. Like it's a competition over who's better?

My take on New Moon: For me, this movie was way better than Twilight, and not just because I didn't have to go ew at Rob for most of the time. Or because the wolves were pretty hot (especially Taylor in his shirtlessness). It kept close to the book and I liked the few things that were irregular. They added something each time - the way Harry died made you feel more for that death; the fighting with the Volturi added more to the danger they posed to everyone and the desperation of Bella to save Edward. The special effects were really good. I can't say if it was because they had more money or a different director, but I just loved New Moon. It's also my favorite book, so I had high expectations. I thought Twilight was good, for a book turned movie. But New Moon was amazing. It was funny and moving and I can't wait to see it again. The thing that makes me most sure it was really well done: When I read the book, I never once wanted Jake to win Bella over. I was E&B ALL THE WAY. In the movie, I was thinking "Go Jake!" Taylor's acting along with the movie itself gave so much more to Jake's character than anything else in the series did, even the small parts from his POV in BD (loved the chapter titles there, BTW). I wasn't necessarily changing to Team Jacob in the sense that I want him to end up with Bella. It's more that I suddenly felt that he deserved what he wanted and he deserved to end up with her after giving so much for her. Taylor breathed life into Jake in a way I didn't expect or realize he needed for me. So, to recap: the movie was great, close to the book and funny, and I loved the wolves and Cullens both because each side seemed close with their "family". shakes head and chuckles - "They're HUGE wolves!" "So, dating an older woman. That's hot." "Sorry." (points over; that's Paul. He had such a cute smile on his face as he said it...)

I live in the sunny state of California. But before you start thinking sunny beaches and movie stars (I wish), let me remind you of this little place squished between the mountains...it's called the Central Valley. In other words, Boring Central. Or the Dent. I live in the little vineyard-surrounded town of Lodi. About fifteen minutes away from Stockton, the second most crime rated place in CA. Or something or other like that. The two are complete opposites, which you would know if you lived in the area.

I'm a senior in high school, but I DO actually also attend college - my school is Middle College to be exact. I'm like a lame superhero - college student by morning, high schooler with obsessive reading issues by afternoon! (Fanfiction writer by night!) Still, my school is all kinds of the best awesomeness, and I wouldn't trade going here for anything, including a "normal" high school experience.

Anything that I write on here that is recognizable as a published, copyrighted work is not mine, I'm just messing around with it. On the flip side, all unrecognizable characters/plots/etc ARE mine. The end. Nothing to add.

Haha, a funny story about Thursday (12-11-08)... I was laughing at flowers, because I'd snatched a book her and Katie were attempting to keep away from me, and then Katie attempted to poke my side. I jumped away, and fell off the bench/seat thing of the table - backwards - and banged the back of my head against the CORNER of the brick step behind me. I sat there for about three seconds before laughing even HARDER. And I couldn't stop! I sat up with Katie's help and just sat there for like three minutes laughing. Finally, I picked myself up and sat down, then stated, "That was really funny. And it didn't even hurt!" (Honestly, it didn't. Not even later. And I fell pretty hard...)

So. I love this... Listen up all you CA peoples! The west coast is all thrown into one dialect. BUT there is a vocab border thing. It is called the Hecka/Hella line. (not joking.) Northern California tends to use Hecka, while Southern uses Hella. I thought that was just hilarious. Cause it's probably rather true. (not saying all N CA's use hecka, they just tend to use it more, while S CA's tend to use the other.) My lingusitics class rocked.

Movies

The Princess Bride - "Inconceivable!"; "Yes, you're very smart, now shut up." ; "Is this a kissing book?" Wizard of Oz - "If I only had a brain!" The Lord of the Rings (though it doesn't exactly follow the books...) - "You can keep your nasty chips!" Dances With Wolves - "It was only my idea to steal the horse. Not to fall." The Bourne Movies -"You have ID?" "Not really." The Pirates of the Carribean - "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" THUMP "Still got it!" Gone in 60 Seconds -"You look like a little ghetto smurf." Rocky Horror Picture Show - "I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvannia." The Prince and Me - "I still think we should have stopped by that biker bar." Miss. Congeniality - "I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept in two days, I am armed; don't mess with me." -trips- Die Hard with a Vengence - "But that was MY gold bar!"; "I think I made it angry." Overboard - "No...I don't want to go back in the water barrel!"; "I think we can take Olav."; "I got the part of Tiny Tim in the school play!" "I got an A in English!" "I'm flunking math."; " Dr. Corman, Grant's having another nervous breakdown. He thinks he's God." Secondhand Lions - "The kid gets it all. Just plant us in the damn garden... with the stupid lion." Confessions of a Shopaholic - "I did. I googled." ; "Don't you think it's not the best situation for someone to give advice on debt when they have VISA bills hidden under their bed?" "That's irrelevant." Twister - "Cow. ... 'Nother cow." "Actually, I think that was the same cow." 0.o Sweet Home Alabama - "So I can kiss ya anytime I want." Breakfast Club - "You're just a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie." ; "If he gets up, we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy!" Ferris Bueller's Day Off - "Bueller...? Bueller...?" ; "You killed it."; "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero." SAVE FERRIS Adventures in Babysitting - "You want me to sing? -turns to kids - They want me to sing." Finding Nemo - "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."; "Fish are friends, not food." Shrek - "I mean, of COURSE you're a girl dragon, you're just reeking of feminine beauty." ; "Nobody move! I'm a donkey on the edge!" Field of Dreams - "What're you grinnin' at, you ghost?"; "I'm melting, I'm melting!"; "It's the place where dreams come true."

(Though it's not a movie, I'd have to include NCIS, because that show rocks.)

There's more, I just can't think of them right now.

I read a LOT. As in, 97 percent of the time at least. I mean, I read about four books a day over summer break. So you can guess that there's a lot. But I'll put up a few of my favs here. Haha, I even started ORGANIZING my books with little index cards and a mini-file-thingy so I know who has what. It got to be that many.

Books

Twilight New Moon Eclipse Breaking Dawn Gotta luv Edward. And Jacob. And Emmett. And Jasper. Yeah. Can't wait for Midnight Sun. Nuff said. You are my life now. / Sure, sure. /Penguins. Lovely. / Great, now he tells me.

Maximum Ride series Yeah, who can resist Fang and Iggy and all the cute little kids. And Max's stubborn, sarcastic attitude. She's a role model for all. Bombs are good. I love bombs./ Your soul for a cookie./ I vill now destroy de Snikhurs bahrs!/ Oh, good. Yoda captured us.

Young Wizards series They can't get them out fast enough. Who wants to be left in suspense waiting to find out about Roshaun? "Don't forget the overlays or you'll wind up in the middle of the Atlantic." "So? We have friends there." / "What is it with these Callahan women always yelling?"

Bartimaeus trilogy yeah, I think I misspelled that. Oh well. Love the little foot notes. I hit my head on a pebble. That's once each on five different pebbles. Just thought I'd clear that up for you. You humans can be so dense.

Blood and Chocolate Great story. Really. I hoped whoever had lent them the CD had been forced to listen to them practice. / "Once upon a time, I killed the girl I loved."

Bitten and Smitten/Fanged and Fabulous /Lady and the Vamp Very good. Liked them a lot.

Date me Baby One More Time Laugh your socks off funny. Satan's sooo funny in this. Like a kid, really. All about...glances around clears throat...um, having fun. (and people, don't read this unless your definitely over 13...or, like, 15...or, maybe even 18...heh)"Hot damn girl. He's totally gorgeous." "You do realize that means I'm definitely going to have to end up killing him?" "Yeah. Bummer." / Must Love Dragons HA! This one's funny, too. Obsession over Vick's Pretzels and a dragon slayer. "I'm really sorry I have to do this," she said, "But I promise to visit you in the afterlife with pretzels, okay?"

The Goblin Wood Sad ending, really. But good story. Go, goblins!

Undead series Yep. Betsy is hilarious. He was sin in a suit. / One day the devil got bored and decided to posses a not-very-nice pregnant woman... See?

The Naming (It's actually pretty good, as in, better than I thought it would be.)/The Riddle/The Crow (Sad, end made me cry a bit... poor Hem!)/The Singing

Don't talk back to your Vampire Really funny...sequel to Cause I'm the Vampire, that's why, "Don't grex, you witling!"

Moon Called Heh, Mercy is awesome... it starts out deceptively slow, but picks up and then you can't put it down./Blood Bound Next book in the Mercy Thompson books, better than the first to many. And I have to say... "Go Adam!" /Iron Kissed it was great. I'm lovin the ending... "ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al-musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH." The more you read this, the more you get what she's saying... Adam doesn't like to cuss, so she was telling him this little saying of her foster father's.../Bone Crossed haha, WHOO! Finally! I think there's AT LEAST one more book after this, because I can think of one, possibly two loose ends still left.

Cry Wolf by the same author - Patricia Briggs - that wrote the Mercy Thompson books, but it's about Charles, Bran's younger son, the natural born. And Anna... It's called an Alpha/Omega novel. /Hunting Ground - taking place shortly before Blood Bound and super good. I was unable to guess the second-ish person. I mean, I wouldn't have expected who it was, because of what happened and all...

A Bite to Remember Hehehe... I love Vincent. Thanks Vanessa for turning me onto these books!Bite me if you can; The Accidental Vampire (and I love Victor as well); Vampires are Fovever; Vampire, Interrupted; Single, White Vampire; Love Bites; A Quick Bite

All American Girl God, Meg Cabot is a genius! I love the lists of ten... /Ready or Not This is the sequel of AAG (above) and even more funny... One misunderstanding after the other. "...Parcheesi." or however you spell it...

Halfway to the Grave I can't believe I didn't put this on here sooner!! BONES RULES!! I nearly cried at the end. If you run, I'll chase you. And I'll find you."Ugh, God, Bones is sexy... "Love to do it in a truck."/ One Foot in the Grave One word - wow. Just... wow. Chapter 32? I was goin' "He... WHAT? gaping mouth, riveted eyes" But great. I think the first is my favorite though. Once you go dead no one's better in bed! /At Grave's End BETTER THAN THE FIRST! Or at least equal to it. I loved the whole thing, start to finish, and I can't wait for more. I started loving all the characters - Bones, SPADE, heck even Ian - even more, and definitely am head-over-heels for Vlad. He's awesome (not as much as Spade or Bones, but def top three). Sod, Sod off, wanker, bugger, bloody. Anything with those words is now my fave line. ;) / Destined for an Early Grave I was pissed throughout most of it, actually. Though, Mencheres cracked me up with his gangsta talk, and Vlad is even more amazing than before. LOVE HIM. "The shit's gonna splatter, start buggin' yo." ; 'A slumber party with Dracula? All things considered, why not?'

Divorced, Desperate, and Delicious Ha, I loved this. Read it in five hours, can't put it down, hilarious good. "And I wish you were ice cream." /Divorced, Desperate, and Dating The hilarious sequel, which finally includes the tampon/gun scene.

Aisling Grey, Gaurdian novels: Amazing. She's frickin hilarious. And Jim; have to love the wisecrakin demon (or... sprite thrown out of court of Divine Blood, thrown out of Abaddon). And Drake. He's more delicious than chocolate (and that's sayin' something). "It was pretty. I liked it. It's mine."

Playing with Fire / Up in Smoke (the Silver Dragons novels, a sub-series-thingy of the Aisling Grey novels): Gabriel gains some points in my score book in these stories, but Drake is still my fave. Oh. and I hated the ending of the first. I wanted to seriously throw a heavy rock. I was all "This book is so Arg-er-GRR!!" Ask Flowers or Julie. And the second? Can you say, strangle that damn Maggot?

Kresely Cole's Immortal After Dark series: Most recent - Rydstrom. sigh Flowers likes Cadeon better; I told her it worked out perfectly. She could have one brother, I the other, and we'd be legally sisters! And no fighting over them! The sorceress might be an evil b!tch, but she's my evil b!tch. And I'll have no other. - Rydstrom's epigraph, Kiss of a Demon King

Avalon High by Meg Cabot. Really funny, and I love it. Seriously.

Black Dagger Brotherhood: By J.R. Ward. Genius woman. My friends and I bow down to you, especially Batgirl. She is obsessed, and wants to start a cult. Not that any of us are objecting... My fave? Zsadist. Completely badass, but so sweet at the same time... And Rhevenge. Then Rhage. Wrath. Thorment. Vishious. John. Butch. Phury. "You. Thor. Brittany Spears. It's all the same to me." ; "Well you freakin Friday-the-Thirteenthed me!"

Lords of the Underworld: fans self These guys bring us hell on earth and we don't care. LOVE THEM. I think I like... gah, Paris, Gideon, Amun... I can never decide. I loved Paris, but he's so sad right now... And apparently not single, not really. Gideon... the man cracks me up. I know he hates Lies, but... gah, I just laugh every time he says something. Honest. Let's see, there's Maddox/Violence, Lucien/Death, Anya, Reyes/Pain, Sabin/Doubt, Amun/Secrets, Kane/Disaster, Paris/Promiscuity, Torin/Disease... "Anya was the reason the Titanic sank! She was playing chicken with the ice bergs!"

Like I said, lots more. I'm just not going to put them all down.

I found this on one of my reviewer's profile, and it made me smile hella much and laugh even more, so I just had to put it up! TRUE 90s KIDS RULE!!

That 90s Kid

Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid
It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90’s just won't cut it

You’re a 90’s kid if:

You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this "In west Philadelphia born and raised"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, or Fairy Princess comforter

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular

You remember The Original Game Boy

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos but never taped anything funny

You remember watching
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life
-Animaniacs

-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry’s
-Rocket Power
-Gargoyles

-The 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-Ghost Busters

-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Boy Meets World

-The original Power Rangers
-Hey Arnold.
-The Secret World of Alex Mac
-Double Dare
-Wild & Crazy Kids
-Clarissa Explains it All.
-CAMP NOWHERE
-Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)
-The original cast members of All That.
-Kenan & Kel.
-Flash Forward.
-The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
-Legends of the Hidden Temple
-Hey Dude
-Dinosaurs
-Sailor Moon.
-Blossom.
-Beavis & Butt-Head
-Bill Nye the Science Guy

Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
or Nick Jr. with Face
-Gulah Gulah Island
-Little Bear
-Busy Town
-Under the Umbrella Tree
-PEE-WEE!!
-The Comfy Couch

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet.

You had a favorite song of ALL TIME

Then, You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

Two words... Trapper Keeper.

You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

When everything was settled by:

-'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You remember playing Four Corners, Capture the Flag, Wiffleball, Mother may I?, and Linkin Logs

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

When everyone watched the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

You remember when razor scooters were cool.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Tag.

Get Over Here!! means something to you.

Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.

Red Light, Green Light.

Heads Up 7 Up.

Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Hopskotch.

Slip-n-Slides.

Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

HELLO...HOT WHEELS!!

Running through the sprinklers.

That "Little Mermaid"

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.

Drinking Squeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"

CAPRI SUN

Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Class field trips.

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When 5 dollars seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

Go back to the time when: Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'

'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.

When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool

You remember those Where’s Waldo books

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum

You remember Ring Pops

You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

Silver dollars, which were cool to have

If you even know what an original walkman is

You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace

Before the MySpace frenzy

Before the Internet & text messaging

Before Sidekicks & iPods

Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360

When we were younger:
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

Way back,

Before we realized all this would all eventually disappear.

You're a true 90's kid if you smiled at least more than 10 times. . .

Okay, the-the-the-the-that's all folks! ... PSYCHE!! lol, I couldn't resist...

Random things from my friends and I

"Piggies! Piggies, piggies, piggies! Piggies fly over the rainbow!" - my old GS troop

"I want an elephant, I want a elephant!" - Bus

"Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained and I hated the Dewbery boys. The end." - my little sister, Lauren, and I (we combined the "story-telling" from Holes and Because of Winn-dixie)

"It's just a jump to the left. And a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips. And bend your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust...that really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane. Let's do the Time Warp again!!" - April, Batgirl, Bus, me

Lock of Axygen - Bus

"GET BACK TO WORK!!" - Batgirl, April, and I

"So what is occurring in your life that others might find intriguing?" - Turtle

"That is a bunch of lies and slander." - Batgirl

"Fang, he can change my mind anytime, about anything." - Fareeda and I

"I get Edward, Mouagoleah can have Jasper, Fareeda gets Jacob, and you can have Emmett." - Ana

"But, Fareeda, I can get Emmett to beat any of you up, so I can flirt with Jacob or Edward, and if any of you try to get revenge, Emmett will kill you for me." - me (hehehe)

"Crazy bitch" (only, bus and I sign this in ASL)

"We're all going to Hell." (also signed by bus and I)

"I curse you from ever being happy, then" - me

"I curse you from ever reading." - Micheal (and this didn't work. so he said, well, it will happen about half a second before you die.)

"Cause, dammit, Janet, I love you." - Bus, Batgirl, Lisa, and I (Rocky Horror. again)

"That's not a tiger. That's a horse having a bad hair-day." (turtle apparently can't draw...)

"Sure, sure." Batgirl, I, Ana, Fareeda (I say this the most, without even really realizing it until AFTER I say it.)

High on Life - bus and I

We kissed every frog in Big Lots. - bus and I

"Literary analysis isn't black and white; unless it's the benchmark assessment." - Mrs. G.

"The scandal!" - Batgirl

"I got high off a lollycane!!" - Me (I called a candy cane a lollicane... 0_o)

"Marry me again." - Bus

"Shut up, I can fly." - bus (there's a big long story behind this...)

"I'm humble, and modest, and beautiful." - Ana (she was high on sugar)

"I can't believe we came all this fuckin way for fuckin nothing!" - Ana (same day as the above thing... she was copying what some random guys walking by were saying...)

"I'm sorry, I'm from Stockton!" -Ana (she ... well... long story.)

"I hate it when my blood vomits vaginas." -April (and yes, she is this weird...)

"I prefer the term Caucasian." - Lauren (my little sis,... and did I spell that right??)

"Oh my God; it's a dead guy!" - Ana (there was a motorcycle-er with a skeleton bandana masky thing...)

"You want to go to -" :vague nonsense hand gestures: - Ana (we were leaving campus... to go to the starbucks!)

"It's a big yellow twinkie." - Lisa (referring to a school bus... during SLEWS)

"Speed safely!" - The SLEWs team of 2007/08 (But Turtle said it first.)

"I'm lonely." - Cindi (she said this to our W. Hist. teacher... we didn't let her forget it for a few days... and it's a class joke...)

"Just kidding." - Ana

"I was testing you." - Bus, Ana, I

"Tu Madre" - Dylan and most of the guys. But mainly Dylan

"It's the bionic man" - Dylan

"Lawl"

"Rofl" - You don't say the letters, you like sound it out...

"NO TOM CRUISE. You get BACK on that BOAT." - Amanda, April, Batgirl, and I

"I'm dating a midget." - Ana (this was, for a time, her answer to any question... no offense to any short people out there!)

"Excuse me, where are the stripper boots?" - Ana (you don't want to know... long story.)

"I'm not touching it..." - Ana and I

"The guy on the bike." - Ana and I (we were wandering Lodi late at night, and this guy - I swear he was high - was from "fin Montana, blah blah. ... he was kinda scary, but in a funny way. Like a "are you kidding me?" kind of way.)

"Pork Fried Rice." - Ana

"Not even cute." - Ana (yeah, she says a lot of funny things...)

"Do you like crytal gel?" - Ana, Batgirl, April, and I

"Chocolate covered strawberries and whip cream..." - Lisa, Batgirl, April, Angelica, Ana, Kelsey, anyone else that my sleep deprived brain can't remember from Lisa's 16 b-day party... (you don't even want to know...)

"Yo; I'm a ho; don't'cha know? We gotta go!" - This started as Bus and I when walking at night on Halloween to "protect ourselves" from the "gangs", but now Ana and I say it just randomly; it started on the Guy on a Bike night... LOL.

"My boyfriend with curly hair, in a green shirt, in a white ruck; he's looking for me." - Ana (Lisa, Ana, and I saw this cute guy in a truck while crossing Pacific Ave one day; within the five minutes it took us to cross the street again and walk into B&N's, he'd gone from "OK" to "OMG, he's so F'in hot!")

"Drums." - Lisa's 16 party-group. (April loved the drums, I am sure. Didn't you April?)

"Faceplants!" - Batgirl, April (Again, you might not want to know... oh, and girls? Don't get lost down there!)

"I've taught you plenty of useful things!" "Besides sarcasm?" "I regret the day I taught you sarcasm." - My cousin, Jeff, and I.

"This is Candy from last night... I've been thinking about you all day." - Ana's party

"I thought your name was Jennifer?" - Ana's party

"Partners in Crime." - Ana's Party. Sorta.

"Asta la pasta." - Sara, my older sister.

"I need help! Somebody help me!" - Aaron (this guy I went to grade school in... he said this when the classroom was working on fractions, dead quiet... actually, he whined it. We never let him live it down, not even when we were all in sixth grade... if I still went to school with him, I would still tease him.)

"That's us Hiltons. If you're not ready when we are, we'll leave without you, yet we always manage to be late." - me to my general family the summer before Bobby left for Iraq.

"Blasphemy!" - Batgirl

"Smack a bitch." - Ana

"If they're normal, what are you?" "Smart." - Me and Ana

"I wonder if you can juggle sand?" - Ana

"Always check for squirrels." - Ana and Lisa

"Tarzan... it's me; Jane. I have a vagina." - Ana

"Cars." - Marissa, Fareeda, and I

"Shut up! Nobody likes you!" - V

"Wow!" - V, Fareeda, I, and the rest of Mr. Hastings Summer Chem class.

"There was a lotta people. Like, a lotta lotta lot." - Ana and I (we went to WARPED TOUR! YESES!!)

"Sketchy." - Haseeb, Dylan, Adel, Patrick, Jeremy, most the other guys (all twelve of them...)

"C" - You don't WANT to know.

"Yeah, but we're the good kind of weird." - flowers and I

"My karma will understand; I need to get into a good college." - Nohemi, when our 3B AVID class was talking about lying on college apps.

"So; soda machines are like strippers. They get a lot of dollar bills throughout the day!" - Ana

"Go to your corner!" - Katie J (she's all kinds of awesome)

Rerun and Whore Lord. - my special little group...

"Pretzels." - Blame Car and IEWIS. It's all her fault!

"I like being a felon." - Katie

"Hello, the other half of my brain." - Katie and I. (we share a brain. I got math, she got history. I had the felon side, but she stole it. She can keep it.)

"Yeah, and SO. In Chemistry we learned about the Phlostigon Theory and the Oxygen Theory..." - Rosie.

"Go subterfuge yourself." - Jeremy (when speaking to me. rolls eyes)

"Did the Golden Retriever seriously just pat me on the head like I was a Golden Retriever?" - me to flowers when we were at UC Davis

"She called you a dog. A stupid dog!" - me

"Maybe they're having an affair." - me to Katie referring to AJ and flowers.

"Get your mind out of the gutter!" "I'm sorry, I slipped." - Me and Lauren.

"She forced me!" - AJ

"Does Crystal know?" - flowers (snickers)

"Flowers said she's dead." "So is she a vampire now? Or a zombie or a ghoul?" "Well, considering she called during the day, and isn't all mindless, she must be a ghoul. Wonder how that new diet is working out for her." - me and Katie. ;)

"Brotherhood should be required reading for all the girls in the class. Oh, Rhage." - Batgirl (I concur!)

"Ngoc as president. Oh god." - me

"AJ. Juliann's gonna kidnap us a kid, so we'll need you to fake some adoption papers okay?" - Katie

"I want a kid." "Juliann's stealing me one. She can get you one too." - Bus & Katie (Apparently, I'm the go-to for theft of all sorts.)

"Damn those green dragon tendencies." - Katie and I

"That was all you!" - Katie (well she should just stay out of my mind then! It's dangerous in there... However, that one WAS my fault... snickers Oh, god. Testing... hehehe...)

"And if you don't call us back soon, we'll hate you. So call us back. Okay. Bye." - Ngoc (I miss one day of school and within two hours, I'm getting threats. Gotta luv my friends...)

Irritable Grizzzly: Hasn't your brain tried to ooze out your ears or something? me: I shove it back in and apply earplugs. (Chat and mentioning my school-obsessions)

"Brittany, you're my favorite. But don't tell Mai - she'll kill us. It'll be our secret."- Me to Brittany (Honeybunches, flowers, and Brittany all "fight" over me; it's a constantly shifting order of things)

(Next morning after above quote) "No, no. Your just faking it. We know what you said." Mai (in reference to above quote... oops?)

"See, this is why I love Brittany more. And Honeybunches, she'd have come with me!" - me to flowers. lol.

"MOM, May is touching me!" "MOM, Julie hit me! The other Julie hit me! BOTH JULIES ARE HITTING ME! Why'd you name them both Julie?" "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you!" "Poke!" "MOM, tell Julie to stop it!" "MOM, Brittany is making fun of me!" - May, Julie, me, and Brittany while in Mai's car. Mai/Honeybunches was driving... and she was all (Earlier) leaning halfway over her seat asking "So what do you all want?" in that impatient mom-tone... so she became MOM. lol

"Oh, let's rap it! ... Doe. A deer. A fe-male deer." - May (she wanted to rap the song...)

"We're like that movie Enough with Jennifer Lopez! Waiting with the getaway van..." - May

"Where's Brittany?" "I don't know!" "Maybe we should kidnap her straight out of the classroom!" "Yeah! Mai can race onto campus with her van, and we'll grab Brittany. She can run out and dive in through the door and we'll be all "get in, get in!" and then race off of campus! ... ... Let's do it!" "...I can ACTUALLY see us doing that, too." - Julie, Mai, Julie again, May, me. (We had an interesting free period, can't you tell?)

"Plan B, Mai, let's do Plan B!" - May (in reference to the above idea...)

"You're van is just like mine!" -magical door closes on it's own- "Never mind, no it's not." - May (Honeybunches's van has a button that opens and closes the side door... it's AMAZING!)

"You implied that I'm dumb!" "No I didn't, I wasn't paying attention!" "Doesn't matter, I still hate you today." - Me and Honeybunches.

/Signs: You fingerspells: S-T-U-I-P-D/ "S-t-u- OH. Stupid. You spelled stupid wrong." - my mom and I. lol.

"You're so funny. Sometimes I wish I as a little elf so I could ride around on your shoulder and laugh at you all day." - my mom.

"If you can't tell the other half of your brain, who can you tell?" - Katie.

"EEWW!, you got nose water juice on me! EEWW!" - me. Don't ask.

"What's the bus driver going to do for two hours?" "Get paid." - Brittany and Honeybunches/MOM/Mai

Watching a random movie on the TV; the guy jumps and grabs the hand of a guy hanging on a rope from a helicopter and they fly off over the treetops. "And... they drop him. Oops." "The end. Roll Credits." - me and my dad. lol... we have similar sense of humor.

"Yeah, because that doesn't sound stalkerish." - me to May

"New guy?" "I hope so. New Guy's hot." "New Guy kicks ass." "Yeah." sighs - my mom and I om reference to someone who was on NCIS, lol. We were hoping he'd be a new guy... He was fine.

"He'll be like "Wha...Wha... Wh... Ho... Wha?" and gesturing constantly with his hands! He wouldn't know what to say!" - flowers in reference to Jeremy's reaction to something, haha.

"Hey, at least there will be some eye candy if the movie sucks." - my mom, in reference to New Moon, lol.

okay... now that's all. Laughs and Hugs all! Enjoy yourselves!