Welcome to the inner workings of Dak. Get out whilst you still can?

Note: i update every time i update a story, or write a new one. All story news will be posted HERE.

-updates-

1. Principles Chappie 5 is up!

2 Happy Superbowl day peeps.

3. Academy Chapter 22/ Pressure Chapter 8

4. I have NOT abandoned either of my stories! You will see them finished, eventually!

Name: You can call me Dak.

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Orientation: Bi

Things Dak Hates:

- Pedo pairings that are not done tastefully. I usually hate Pedo pairings like TsuNaru where there is meaningless sex between a middle aged woman and a 12 year old boy. It's just gross.

- Female/Male gender changes. DO NOT CHANGE PEOPLE's GENDERS! It takes away from the whole character. If someone was supposed to be a girl, they would be a girl. Don't change it because you are that unsure of your sexuality. Get over it.

Hobbies- sports , jamming to my invisible air guitar and/or singing along with songs when I think no one is looking, reading a good book, writing.

Gaming platform: Computer. Then, Playstation, I'm too dangerous with a Wii. TVs cringe in fear when i pick one up.

Music: I listen to all music, even if its not in english. Rock is my fave.

Yes. I am a girl.

www.fictionpress.net/~dak and www.allpoetry.com/dak

Both me... you never would have guessed.. I'm sure.

I love writing, even if I suck at it. Yes, I think I suck at writing.

I'm a 17 year old bisexual girl. Do not tell me how "God will not forgive me" and that I am "going to hell." I realize this already.

That being said, I'm guessing most of my stuff with be Fslash. Flame me all you want. I could really care less. In fact, I'll use your flames to build my hot air balloon of world conquest. So yeah. Hah.

However, if you decide to leave criticism, I will love you. Foreverrrr. Well, maybe not forever. But any form of constructive comment is greatly appreciated.

You will never see me put Caution: or Warning: in front of my writing. There is no reason to be cautious about same gender relationships. They aren't contageous. I promise.

That being said, I hope my writing does something for you. I have all different sorts of styles, so find one you like before you judge me. If you haven't already.

I don't have anyone helping me with my writing except for Bill Gates, who made me pay for his crappy spell check.

If you couldn't tell from my previous statements, I am a fan of satire/sarcasm.

Praise/Reviews/Comments/Suggestions/Critiques/WTF-were-you-think-ings/'Don't-ever-write-again-or-i'll-spork-my-eyes-out' are all welcome.

I do perfer the first few, though.

If you have an idea/request for one of my stories and/or have an idea you want me to write, feel free to contact me.

I don't bite... hard...

~ Dak