Hello all.
Name: Charlatan Quintessence (Or CQ for short)

Country: I'm Singaporean (Although I'm technically living in Beijing.)
Occupation: Student.

Favourite Pairings (In no particular order):

Final Fantasy (All of them):
1.Clerith (CloudAerith/Aeris) -- FFVII
2. SephirothTifa -- FFVII
3.Yuffietine (VincentYuffie) -- FFVII
4. LeonRinoa -- FFVIII
5. SeiferQuistis -- FFVIII
6. SelphieIrvine -- FFVIII
7. SelphieZell -- FFVIII
8. YunaTidus -- FFX/FFX-2
9. GippalRikku -- FFX-2
10. ShuyinLenne -- FFX-2

Kingdom Hearts:
1. Zemyx (ZexionDemyx)
2.NamiRoku (NamineRoxas)
3. Akuroku (AxelRoxas)
4. Soriku (SoraRiku)
5. Soroku (SoraRoxas)
6.Cleon (CloudLeon)
7. LarMar (LarxeneMarluxia)

Naruto:
1. SasoDei (SasoriDeidara)
2.KakaIru (KakashiIruka)
3. SaiSaku (SaiSakura)
4. NejiShika (NejiShikamaru)
5. KakuHidan (KakuzuHidan)
6. SasuNaru (SasukeNaruto)
7. ZetsuTobi
8. Itakisa?
9. ShizuKabu -I guess?- (ShizuneKabuto)
10. ShinoKiba
11. Pein/Konan

Death Note:

1. MelloMatt
2. LightL
3. NearSayu (Don't ask)
4. NaomiBB
5. MikamiTakada
6.GevanniMikami?

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Pairings I DON'T like:

These are pairings I will NEVER like. Even if I read it in a story I like, it doesn't neccesarily mean that I accept it. I just ignore the pairing.

Naruto:

NaruSaku (I don't think Sakura likes Naruto THAT way.)
SasuSaku (Face it, I don't think Sasuke likes Sakura in general.)
GaaNaru (NO. I rather GaaLee ((Even though GaaLee doesn't really make sense either)))
NaruxeveryoneexceptSasu (Just because Naruto 'Saved' them and made them a 'better person' doesn't mean they'll fall in love with him.)
SasuHina (Err...What?)
SasuSai (Err... If Sai had to fall in love, he wouldn't do it with the ENEMY. He's been in ANBU ROOT for about his entire life to know that.)
InoSai (Remember when Sai thought that women wanted to hear the opposite of what they really looked like? Yeah. He called Ino 'Beautiful'. Basically, he thinks Ino is UGLY while Sakura (aka 'Hag') is BEAUTIFUL.)

Death Note:

MelloNear (If it's friendship, then it's OK. But still, Near is basically Socially Retarded.)
MattNear (Again with the Near-is-socially-retarded, the only contact they would have would be in Whammy's House, and during that time, it's logically impossible for them to have met and love each other.)
LMisa (Remember, when L said the 'I might fall for you' line, he was most probably PRETENDING. And the fact that Misa's intellect isn't as...high as L's is a big NO to LMisa.)
NearxeveryoneinSPK (They might trust him, but he doesn't trust them. Well, most of them. And majority of them were killed via Mikami and Takada.)
MelloSayu (I don't mind if it's onesided because it's perfectly plausible, but bear in mind that Mello would do ANYTHING to surpass Near, and FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE ENEMY ((Or people related to the enemy in any way)) is a big NO NO.)
MattSayu (The only thing they have in common is that they are both shadowed by someone ((COUGHMELLOANDLIGHTCOUGH)). And, if I remember correctly, there are no signs of Matt working with the Mafia, so they wouldn't have met anyway.)
LightMikami (Even though Mikami treats Light like a GOD, Light/Kira only uses people. Like how he uses Misa and Takada. All three of them died because of him ((I'm assuming Misa commited suicide)), AND ((To Kira/Light)) his intellect isn't as high as his. You see the similarities between L and Light? Good.)

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To all the people who read this profile:

I want to say that although most of the pairings I support are Yaoi, I'm not against Het or Yuri, and you can see that in every fandom, I have at least ONE pairing I like that's Het. Also, if you are a Twilight fangirl, please don't kill me. Why? Because I HATE TWILIGHT. The only TWILIGHT fics I read are the ATMs (Anti Twilight Movement), parodies and Spoofs, and the -occasional- Volturi fics. If I ever post a ATM fic here on FF.net, I just want NO FLAMES. Flames are irritating, annoying and just plain intolerable. And if you want to flame, please make it decent. Aka NO CHATSPEAK. It's hard to take you seriously when the message is : "OMG. LYK WAI R U DISSIN TWILIGHT?! U DESERVE 2 DIE!! U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND! HAV U EVEN READ T3H BKS?!" Seriously. Before you ask, YES I HAVE READ ALL FOUR BOOKS. And, to the TWILIGHT fans who can respect the views of an anti-Twilighter, you deserve a nomination. There aren't many people in the world like that.

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People who are AWESOME:

Laq d' lait: She is my best friend on FF.Net AND in real life. SHE'S the one who got me interested in Naruto (As in a 'I start watching it' way). And SasunaruSasu (She doesn't care who's Top/Bottom) in general. She also got me into ShikaNeji, GaaNeji and KakaIru. She has also somehow implanted my mind with the thought of Orochimaru's inner self as a Caramelldansen-ing Pikachu. There. Now you guys suffer too. XD. Read her fics. They are guaranteed awesomeness. (Also, Konata is her old account.)

SkyLitNight: This is Laq d' lait's new account. There is only one story posted as of yet, so just concentrate on the one above until she posts something. Also, she's not getting a new account because "She felt like it", but because FF.Net is screwed up on that account. She can't post any stories/ new chapters on FF.Net. Sad, right?

Winged Archer: My friend (And Maths classmate) in real life, she also got me into Naruto (As in a 'I am now interested' way) and supports SasuNaru. She doesn't like NaruSasu. And if you want Lemon, you should read her fics. Awesomeness awaits. She is also willing to (I quote) :"do pencil doodles, fanart, and other shit for people who want fanart to go with their fanfics."

Akakozuka Pheonix: Ex-classmate (In Singapore) and Good Friend in real life, she is AWESOME. Her level of sarcasm is high up on the scale. At least, I think so. We haven't kept in contact (Mostly because her MSN is screwed up or something) AND since Facebook is BLOCKED in China, I don't think I'll be hearing from her for a while. And according to the last time I saw her, she swears a lot. Akakozuka (Jashin, your FF name is long), if you're reading this, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU.

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Another Note:

No, this isn't about Beyond Birthday. I just want you to know that I DON'T hate Sakura or Ino. Although Sakura was annoying in pre-shippuden (Naruto went ALL THE WAY bringing Tsunade back, and Sakura DOESN'T THANK HIM AT ALL?! If I was Naruto, I would be pissed), I think she's awesome in Shippuden. She kicked Sasori's ass (Even if Chiyo dealt the final blow). I think Sasori (Like Sai) is AWESOME. But still. She kicked SASORI'S ass. She deserves a medal. Also, on the subject of Ino Yamanaka, she's not a whore. At least, not in Shippuden. And she isn't a 'dumb blonde'. If she was, how the hell did she become a medical ninja? She would probably have died from sticking a scalpel up her nose by then if she was dumb. Also, she isn't self centered and vain/cares about trivial things such as breaking a nail. Have you seen her during Asuma's death?! She was CRYING and TRYING TO HEAL HIM. Also, I don't think any SANE kunoichi would CARE about a broken nail. I mean, I don't think Ino would, in the middle of battling Missing-Nin, suddenly just STOP and start taking out a nail file. The missing-nin would probably laugh at her. Then stab/kill her.

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You are a Chibi Seme!

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

60237 people have received this result since 3-29-08.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

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I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. (Do you have a problem with that? I'll punch your face in, bitch.)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Hey, guess what! I'm wearing black right now!)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm not exactly ugly, aren't I?)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Actually, I'm 80 Straight A and 20& Straight B)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I'm more of an art person, if photography counts as art.)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (Wait, so if your friends are guys, you're screwing them all, but if your friends are girls, your gay?! What type of crazy logic is this?!)

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Right, every woman in the world is a hoe. Riiiight.)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST be a slut

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (...Did you see me highlight Skinny above?)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (...-bashes head on desk-)

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (I don't think anyone could do HW 24/7 without using the bathroom or falling asleep.)

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be f@#ked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have (a) black friend(s) so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I don't SMILE often so I MUST be suicidal.

I'm Canadian, so I must like the cold and say 'eh'

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at guy sports (Somewhat true, though I still can play football.)

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention

I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (I would die. I hate celery.)

I like TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve (...You doknow that I use the F-Word, right?)

I CARE, so I must be Gullible (>.> I was gullible, now, not so much.

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Samsara spiral on into time, lovers reborn and meet again. L may be gone, but he will return, Light will be waiting for him until then! I hereby solemnly support Light and L as a couple. L should not have been killed. (Nor Rem be sacrificed to kill him!) If you think L and Light make a good couple and that L shouldn’t have died, copy and paste this into your bio!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kashizzle (Uhh...whut.)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Topaz (My birthstone!) Scorpion (Horoscope sign?)

3. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Silver Sprite (...double whut.)

4. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aiehaky (Aiehaky... Air Hockey?)

5. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers and father's middle name): Wai Lay (They don't have middle names, so I just put something random in)

6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Pepper (Actually, Pepper is the name of my sister's stuffed toy. It was better than 'Fluffy')

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Cherry Drive (Dude, this sounds like a house or a road)

8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Red Hook (...?)