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| Authenti |
Author has written 28 stories for Storm Hawks, Transformers/Beast Wars, Kirby, Gregory Horror Show, Black and White, Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers, Grim and Evil, Digimon, Misc. Movies, Legend of Zelda, Team Fortress 2, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, and Harvest Moon. THIS ACCOUNT IS DEAD BECAUSE IT IS HIDEOUS AND I AM ASHAMED OF MYSELF (TEACUP GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN, IT IS A LABYRINTHINE CLUSTERFUCK OF AWFUL SELF-INSERTS) OLD DESCRIPTION BELOW FOR THE SAKE OF BEING A HORRIBLE REMINDER OF WHAT A TWAT I WAS: FIND ME! DeviantART - http://authenti.deviantart.com/ (every day, when possible) Neopets - http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=ambersan (rarely used) HURR DURR, I DELETED MY OLD STUFF ACCIDENTALLY I like food. Chicken is always good, and chocolate is great anywhere. I like my cats, and I don't like the family dog. I like drawing, hence my deviantART account. I like Pokemon and Digimon, and I don't like Twilight. I appreciate criticism because it helps me to become a better writer. Don't talk to me about anime, because chances are I haven't seen it. I just don't pay attention to it any more. Everyone loves Mr Jones the Xatu. | |||||||
1. Power Cut reviewsThere's a short-circuit at the Hinata household and the blame is immediately placed on a certain curry-loving scientist. C&C welcome!Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-12-11 - Kururu/Kululu2. Language Barrier reviewsA touch upon what the BLU Spy's first days at Dustbowl could have been like. It's unlike a Spy to come unprepared, but language takes a while to pick up... /Spy-centric, rated for safety. Minor plotholes to be filled in later chapters./Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-10 - Spy3. Basebored reviewsThe BLU Scout finds that he's finally had enough of trying to play baseball with a blank wall during ceasefire. So, in an effort to keep him out of trouble, the Engineer steps in. Rated for general Scout douchebaggery in terms of language. No pairings.Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-10 - Scout & Engineer - Complete4. Undefeated reviewsEven after beating trainers far more powerful than Silver, Soul just can't seem to beat him. So, after another defeat, she attempts to tell him why. - Drabble - SoulSilverShipping -Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-6-10 - Lyra/Kotone & Silver/Rival - Complete5. A Million DollarsAfter a nasty Cross-Poison to the face in the middle of the Great Marsh, a trainer finds herself suddenly allowed to lean on her rival for support. It's what friends do.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Published: 6-27-10 - Barry/Jun - Complete6. Cadence reviewsIf you don't look for happiness, it will eventually seek you out on its own. A story of Forget-Me-Not Valley and its newest inhabitant. ..:Rated K for safety, rating may change:..Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-10 - Claire & Marlin7. Bubbly »Mad, yes, but add an L-E-Y and you had her name. Everything works out in the end, and a newcomer to Mineral Town decided long ago that she could do whatever she liked despite laws or inhibitions - as long as she cleaned up the consequences afterwards.Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,638 - Updated: 5-4-10 - Published: 4-27-10 - Rick & Mary8. Alpha's Mountain »A young woman's cat is a terror to every living thing, and people are just too nice to say anything. Nice, however, doesn't apply to everyone in Flower Bud Village. When you're forced to get along, it eventually stops being forced.Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,836 - Updated: 4-25-10 - Published: 4-23-10 - Jamie & Harvest Goddess9. Twisted reviewsKururu always thought the word 'friend' had sounded like a stupid idea to him. Saburou felt differently, but that was his own weakness and Pekoponians could do as they liked for all he cared, just so long as they didn't drag him into their stupid affairs.Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-8-10 - Kururu/Kululu & Saburo/623/Mutsumi - Complete10. Snipe » reviewsA young woman is shipped off to BLU base to learn from their Sniper. A war is, of course, a rather stupid place to ask for lessons. She wasn't supposed to get involved in the actual fighting, but desperate times call for desperate measures.Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,510 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-14-10 - Published: 12-20-09 - Medic & Spy11. Chosen at Random » reviewsA teenage girl called Amber wakes up to an ominous task: aid the Smash fighters to prepare for and fight through what's to come. Trouble is, the girl's never been inclined to fisticuffs. Oh, well. Good luck with that, kiddo. Rating may change later.Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-3-10 - Published: 6-19-09 - Master Hand & Bowser12. Spy Checks and Campfires » reviewsChristmas is rapidly approaching, and no one can figure out for the life of them why it's snowing in the desert. More importantly, though, is a teammate who's been lying for years. And, unexpectedly, it isn't the Spy. Rated for some French cursingTeam Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-09 - Pyro & Spy13. The Race » reviewsHalfway up a freezing mountain, a young human finds a Digimon unconscious in the snow. They're both running for their lives, but Sorcerymon's pride could be getting in the way of seeing what's really important.Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 9-12-09 - Impmon & Wizarmon/Wizardmon14. City In The Sky » reviewsWell, Shad was going to find out sooner or later. Pity about the cannon trip, but how else do you propose one would get there? Contains an OC, not sure where it's going to go from there. Trying not to go down the Mary-Sue road.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-29-09 - Shad & Link15. Treasure »Tander saves an odd Charmander from a storm at sea. They quickly become friends, but both of them have a lot to learn about what real treasure is. ! Will be going through as much of the story as I can, some changes, but a lot of spoilers later on. !Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,841 - Published: 11-21-09 - Charmander/Hitokage & Piplup/Pochama16. Clash of the PokéGods » reviewsSpoilers for those who haven't been to Spear Pillar. Amber sets off for Mount Coronet after hearing Cyrus' plans, hoping to prevent him from erasing the world. Knowing that he may have legendary Pokémon at his disposal, though, Amber isn't too confident.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,611 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 10-26-09 - Cyrus/Akagi & Giratina - Complete17. Nightmarish » reviewsA well-travelled trainer meets a Pokemon she can't name. A vague sort of friendship is formed.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-26-09 - Published: 10-24-09 - Darkrai & Feraligatr/Ordile - Complete18. The Toy Shop: Amber's VisitBased on the 1996 animated movie. A new kid finds out about the old toy shop's secret, and accidentally finds Master Jack at the back of the shelf. Chaos ensues, and Master Jack finds girls are slightly harder to subdue now than when Katherine was around.Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Published: 10-18-0919. Magnemite On A Mountain » reviewsThe story of how Amber found a frozen Magnemite on Mount Coronet, and of the resulting search for what it has lost.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-29-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete20. Dreamnapped » reviewsAmber thinks she's dreaming. She's not. Probably better that she thinks she is, though, or she probably wouldn't be this brave... OC x Jack, completely devoid of Mary Sues because quite frankly I think we've all had enough of those.Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-16-0921. Distant Thunder » reviewsSemele, the lightning goddess, has arisen for the first time into a world which reveres her. The struggle for power begins with discontent at what you have... but there's always an outside influence. Rated just in case.Black and White - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-23-09 - Published: 5-21-0922. Lucky or Not » reviewsA blue puffball gets to know Marx before and after Nova. Slight Marx X OC, but I keep it canon.Kirby - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,985 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 3-17-09 - Complete23. The Hug Crusades » reviewsGreed gives you nightmares. Don't eat too many Doritos. Also, never EVER ask for things you don't want, or you'll be stuck with Zorro, a camp snail and a fat pimp penguin- just take my word for it. Contains 1 OC, but don't knock it before you've tried it!Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 2-4-0924. Room 102 » reviewsThat unused guest room between Catherine's and Neko Zombie's. You know the one. It has a temporary resident now... but guaranteed Gregory will be told to make her stay permanent by his mama. She's a weird kid at heart. Maybe she will fit in here.Gregory Horror Show - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-9-0925. Battle Cruisers Are Notoriously Good At Crashing reviewsA nasty crash leaves the Dark Ace incapacitated, and Amber gives him a lift back to Cyclonia. Yeah. Okay. I beat up the Dark Ace again for the purpose of being a fangirl. We've all done it. xD One rather offensive word near the end, rated M to be safe.Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-21-09 - Dark Ace - Complete26. Return of the Weird Wolf: Missionista! » reviewsThis is the end of something, and yet it's a beginning too. You can try to impress someone, but they're above you. You don't mind. You have a feeling they secretly appreciate it. You don't have to have read the original Weird Wolf to understand this one!Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 25,894 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-20-09 - Published: 1-14-09 - Dark Ace & Aerrow - Complete27. Not So Much Aftermath reviews...because 'aftermath' is such a strong word. Features 2 OCs, one of which is wellknown by anyone who's read my other fics. Occasional swearing. 2007MovieTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-0728. Weird Wolf » reviewsAuthenti OC pays a visit to Atmos, and where better to learn the ropes than with the famous Storm Hawks! PERMANENT HIATUS! I accidentally deleted the last 10 or so chapters and they're lost forever...Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,323 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-20-07 - Published: 9-15-07
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