HEY!!...I don't really like to write about myself so I'm gonna put in a few small facts and then just fill this with funny quotes that I like...

My name is Danielle, I'm 17 and I live in England.

Manga and anime I've seen/ read: Black Cat, Dazzle, Vampire Doll, Vampire Knight, D.Gray-Man, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai, Mugen Spiral, Bamboo Blade, .Hack//Sign, Witch Hunter Robin, Naruto, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Zoku Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Trigun, Wolfs Rain, Bleach, The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzamaya, Full Metal Alchemist, InuYasha, Blood Alone.

I like hanging out with my friends and reading and writing (I've written a few fics but seem to have commitment issues since none of them have lasted more than a few chapters) and it's my dream to create my own manga.

my Deviant Art account: http://ryouichi-chan.deviantart.com

I will put up images of any OC's I create, and maybe some fanart too.

ok.. Funny stuff...

80 of Americans would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. I would buy popcorn and watch

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I'm not so good at advice. Could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unichorns... but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unichorns are acting all emo again.

YOUTUBE Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo.

HE SAID:I don't know why you wear a bra. You have nothing to put in it.

SHE SAID: You wear pants dont you?

I would be more scared if you were aiming at the person next to me

music is like candy- you throw away the rappers

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I shall have!

my favourite word is sarcasm

when you fall, a friend helps you up.

a best friend laughs and trips you up again.

you laugh, I laugh

you cry, I cry

you jump off a bridge, I'm gonna miss your e-mails.

always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

chavs travel in packs.

boys are like slinkys. useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

join the army, visit exotic places, meet interesting people, and kill them.

be nice to your enemies, It really annoys them.

I love dedlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

"everything here is eatable. I'm eatable. but that children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies"

EMO= Extravagently Made Oragami

when two neptunes are in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born

I like you ...I shall kill you last.

Yes. I'm a freak

I'm secretly frying your braincells

secret admirer; stalker with stationary

don't take life seriously. no one gets out alive anyway

flying is easy. you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

the side affects to the medication are sometimes nightmares or dihoreia , desiese, constapation, puking, headaches, bleeding from the ears...death. but i got pills to cure death, so i just take those.

A guy is walking past an asylum and hears all the inmates inside screaming "thirteen! thirteen!" He peeks through a hole in the fence to see what's going on and a finger suddenly pops out and jabs him in the eye. He yells in pain and the inmates start gleefully shouting "fourteen! fourteen!"

The answer machine at a psychiatric hospital

"Hello, welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.

If you are:

Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1, repeatedly.

Co-Dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

Delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship.

Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

Dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have:

Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line.

Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmothers' maiden names.

Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

Short-Term Memory Loss, please try your call again later.

Low Self Esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! - Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, yinyanglover, krakengirl, crying-blood666, MissWhiteandNerdy, Black-Rose23, Javie-and-Sammie, Narutolovesme, Sabaku no Koneko, SukiByTwilight, Pipticken

WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Chibi Shino, Chibi Kabutos, sasukerules.org, xkawaiichix, SasukeUchiha911, Piisa, SSH Yin Neko-Hime, One tailed Shukaku, Sabaku no Koneko, SukiByTwilight, Pipticken

Thoughts on Gay Marriage! (as stolen from the profile of dagget)

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Call your semester exam a chunin exam.

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. (Well it was just a big rock...)

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

-Start to call your teachers Sennin.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. (who needs to claim?)

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. (Hell NO! )

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. (done-got some VERY wierd looks)

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

-Put a picture of Sakura in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend. (...no thanks)

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. (maybe that's why no one will employ me? ...nah that can't be it)

-Can spout out a random character quote on command. (shannaro!)

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. (don't tell my mum)

-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather. (teehee)

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.(trust me, it works _)

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. (Yep)

-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

if you hate people who send sad chain letters and tell you that if you don't send it on you're an evil person with no heart copy and paste this on your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom, 225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, uchihasakura285, Midami Uchiha of the Sand, Lucky Naruto08, Ero-sama 8669, Pipticken

Character Profiles

The Unnamed:

The Unnamed Siblings:

The twins known simply as Brother and Sister are enigmas, their backgrounds are unknown and even Naruto is unsure whether they have actual names or not. They are most likey outsiders to the shinobi nations as they seem to know a lot about the world, most likey having travelled across Europe and Asia. They are both around average height for their age, Brother being slightly taller than Sister, and have slightly Oriental features.

Name: Sister

Age: 12

Description:

Hair: Long and messy (most likely doesn't bother to brush it) Dark almost black hair with a bloody red sheen to it when caught in the right lighting. Due to its nature it often falls in her face or gets caught on things, although she still refuses to tie it back.

Eyes: light gray-brown

Skin Colour: despite her seemingly Aisian features, her skin is a rather pale peachy colour- a trait usually seen in western European countries rather than Asia.

Personality: Sister is introduced as a protector during the prologue, she and her twin- known only as Brother- have identical tattoos on their back and a strange crystal (later identified as innocence) embedded into their skin, and this gives her various powers. These are not specified directly, however powers such as the ability to turn herself and others invisible- or at least unnoticable to others- are hinted at during the first few chapters.

She is fiercely loyal to those she sees as family, namely Brother and Naruto, and would protect them with her life if need be. She acts happy and almost hyperactive most of the time, however on occasion a darker side to her personality shows through, although she strongly tries to hide this from Naruto as she feels the need to protect his innocence for as long as possible; this doesn't stop her from teaching him to steal: she sees it as an important life skill to be used as often as possible.

Sister likes food. She could list a hundred favourite dishes on command without even having to think about it, and sometimes the prospect of a good meal is enough to make her bounce off the walls in exitement. She has a tendency to go a bit overboard and once she gets exited it's near impossible to calm her down.

Name: Brother

Age: 12

Description:

Hair: Long and dark like his sisters, however it lacks the reddish sheen hers has, and he takes care of it, brushing it reguarly and tying it back in a high ponytail. He often allows Naruto and Sister to play with it- brushing and braiding etc, and its a favourite passtime of Sisters to tie it in knots just to annoy him.

Eyes: Similr to Sisters, however they are darker.

Skin Colour: also a pale peachy colour although slightly more tanned han his sisters since he enjoys relaxing in the sun.

Personality: Brother acts as the moral backbone of the group, often steering Sister in the right direction when her dark side leads her astray. he has a more subdued personality but this doesn't stop him smiling or messing around with his patchwork family, he just believes that ther is a time and a place for such things. Due to his innocence he also has various powers that will be introduced as the story unfolds, however, unlike Sister, his aren't hinted at during the early chapters at all.

He's a fighter and during the prologue he is said to be "taking care of" someone; he is willing to kill to protect those he deems important enough, and knows how to too., however he prefers not to turn to violence, and would much rather be relaxing somewhere quiet. He has the patience of a saint to put up with his hyperactive sister and has various pre-thought out plans and strategies on how to calm her down when she gets in a funny mood.

I'll put up pictures of the two once my scanner stops being a fail and starts working again.