Niffers
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since: 12-10-01, id: 137490, Profile Updated: 07-28-09
country: USA
Author has written 7 stories for Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, and Misc. Movies.

EDIT 7/28/09: Holy sweet Jesus it's been forever since I've logged into this account... Sad to say, folks... Writing submitted by myself is NOT gonna happen. Maybe when I'm forty and have a bazillion kids, MAYBE. And even then, that's pushing the 0.3485359 chance of even happening. So for now, feel free to browse through my unfinished works, and I do appreciate feedback on them, even if they are ANCIENT ha ha.

Let's see here... I'm 25 years of age, female, and I live in the oh-so-wonderful United States of America. I have a passion for music and art, including icon-making, and I have a penchant for photography. I was born in California, in the year of 1984 to two verly lovely people known as my parents. It seems, however, that my liking for writing has dwindled somewhat, seeing as how my Muse has currently run off with my male Muse to some unknown faraway place. They'll return someday, of that I'm sure. Until then, folks, you just might have to wait, I'm afraid.

I'm really sorry for the long delay in updating "What Did I Do To Deserve This?", but I currently lack the inspiration to continue that story. I might have to put it down to end its suffering, though I don't want to... After all, I aim to please everyone who reads my stories. Well, most of the time anyway. ;)

Please forgive my long absence, I just don't find much inspiration to write anymore. Seems that spark has died out so far, but I still see a hint of a glowing ember, so you never know. ;)

EDIT 9/22/06: All stories are on HIATUS until further notice. Don't expect updates, people. Too much drama happening in RL at the moment. Sorry!

To entertain yourselves during my absence, I thought I might give a list of my likes and dislikes. Enjoy!

Likes: Having a job,having my license, Phantom of The Opera, Labyrinth, Lord of The Rings, Pirates of The Caribbean: Curse of The Black Pearl, Jack Sparrow, Elves, Hobbits, Fae folk, magic, sterling silver, drawing, singing, dancing, reading fan-fiction, sparkly objects, faeries, Jareth the Goblin King, David Bowie, Legolas Greenleaf, Haldir, Craig Parker, Johnny Depp, Gerard Butler, computers(I've become addicted to them, really),photography, arabian horses, Elvish, Sindarin, music, being myself, Henna, Renaissance Faires, contact juggling, kitties, more kitties, did I mention kitties? STAR TREK FTW!

Dislikes: Dogs, not having a job, taking the bus everywhere, rude people, egotistical men, non-trustworthy people, dandruff, "normal" people (sheep), lack of spirit, chauvanistic pigs, Liv Tyler(something about her just rubs me the wrong way), Backstreet Boys, waking up early, having my sleep disturbed, and many others which I shall not disclose for fear of losing my sanity.


1. Once More With Feeling » reviews
Sarah Williams thought she left the labyrinth behind 6 years ago... what happens when she has to face it once again? And what about the Goblin King? JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-9-04 - Published: 4-1-04
2. What Did I Do To Deserve This? » reviews
(...ON HIATUS...)What's this? Legolas and Haldir get dropped into Earth? In MY backyard? Haldir's got some attitude...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,026 - Reviews: 346 - Updated: 10-2-04 - Published: 3-22-03 - Haldir & Legolas
3. Merlin: The Return 10 Years Later » reviews
Merlin Returns once again to our time... but for what reason? And what does that have to do with Delilah?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-3-03 - Published: 11-28-03
4. Hobbit Got Lobes reviews
A parody of Sir-Mix-A-Lots' "Baby Got Back"... Hobbit style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-1-03
5. Life In The Labyrinth And Middle Earth » reviews
First I visit the Labyrinth. But I end up in ME. This is my adventure. In diary format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 5-18-03 - Published: 2-21-03 - Haldir
6. In Lothlorien reviews
I suddenly halted my dancing, hearing a light chuckle, then turned to face Haldir. My eyes widened, "Aiya! Heru en amin… Amin n'ume sinta lle nae en!"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-3-03 - Haldir
7. Crystal Sphere » reviews
**COMPLETE!** 17 year old Julie wished her brother away! Now she has to face the labyrinth and... Jareth. Will she get to the castle in time? Or will it even matter?(Jeez nevermind just read the story... My summaries suck too much. lol)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-22-02 - Published: 3-6-02 - Complete
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