About my Fics

I love writing, but it's hard to put thoughts into text sometimes! Some of my updates might take a while (especially if I'm writing more than one) but I'll always ask/warn you if I'm going to discontinue a story (If someone really likes a story, I'll try to keep it going)!! I love getting reviews, especially critiques , but if no one leaves me any I'll still continue my fics anyway...but please don't send me any flames (if you hate getting them too, then why send them to others).

also, some of my fics will probably be marry-sue-ish but I'll warn you in the descriptions. I know a lot of people hate them (I sometimes do too) but I think it depends on how they are written. Besides, I've told you that I warn you in the descriptions, so if you read it and don't like it... that's your own fault!! Oh... and by "ish"... I mean that I don't make my new characters annoyingly super-perfect in every way.

Enjoy!!

About me

Well, I'm 20, with dark blue eyes (like the ocean) & brown hair. (actually, for a while, I dyed it platinum blond with black tips... rock out! Now it's a dark, chocolate brown like bella's...yes I know i'm a dork...and proud of it! + it makes my skin look vampire pale...Which I love...tans are ugly) I'm 5 foot 6 and I'm an average build.

I have a major sweet-tooth... which is probably why I work at a bakery and design wedding cakes in my spare time. I'm really into art... all of it, any of it, you name it! Singing, dancing, acting... yep, that too, but I mainly paint and design tattoos (I don't own pants without paint splatters. ha ha ha!)! I have an overactive imagination, so, daydreaming is one of my favorite pastimes! I love puzzles & riddles!

basically, I'm one of those smart, artzy, bookworm, sit in the dark corner of a coffee house while reading, listening to bands play or someone reading poetry type of person... but only when I'm mellow... I have ADHD so when that kicks in... WOOOOO, I'm crazy, wacky, fun, silly, and ready to do anything! I'm defiantly a night owl & I love hanging out with my friends, going places or just chillin (we love going to the local hookah lounge). Also, I'm a big fan of anime (like Inuyasha, hellsing, oran high school host club, fruits basket, vampire night, death note, and a zillion others than I care to list)!! And I'm really random... I love random stuff. OH, AND I'M A CHRISTCHIN!!

Chocolate is the greatest substance known to mankind!!

I LOVE the library!! I also LOVE to read!! (I am an avid reader). I like horrors, mysteries, & fantasies. I like suspense & adventure. I also like poetry & Romances and anything about vamps, fairies, warwolves, ect... I really loved The Chronicles of Narnia, Lord Of The Rings, The Morganville Vampire series, The Twilight series, Blood and Chocolate, Wicked Lovely, House, & Beloved Enemy. oh, & anything by Holy Black! I love it when I find a book that is so good, I can't put it down. I have an awesome imagination... when I read it is like watching a movie in my head. BTW- the movies in my head are so much better than the real movies because I actually follow the books (it has always bugged me how directors can take amazing works of literature and turn them into crap... I mean, there is no reason for them to write a script... that's what the book is!!)

favorite quotes

"Don't judge a book by its movie"

"Art washes from the sole the dust of everyday living"

"People who lack the strength to be themselves are always trying to tear down those who do"

"Let those who do not understand me fear me. Let those who understand me, fear themselves"

"Turn up the music, turn it up loud, take a few chances, let it all out, you won't regret it looking back from where you are, cuz it's not who you knew and it's not what you did, it's how you lived"

"Canada... America's hat"

"It's not rocket surgery"

"Boys are stupid... you should through rocks at them"

"Come to the dark side... we have cookies"

"Silence is golden but duck-tape is silver"

"If you don't like my driving... go punch yourself in the face"

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person"

"I swear to drunk I'm not God"

"Muffins are just ugly cupcakes"

"Robots are watching"

"Normal people worry me"

"I took the road less traveled now where the hell am I"

"When people start to understand your art... it's time to quit"

"You will bow to me"

"dam you and such"

"oh mother, I come bearing gifts... I'll give you a hint... it's in my dipper and it's not a toaster"

"a true artist is someone who knows what mistakes to keep"

"how about i punch u in the nutz and call it a day"

"bacon is meat-candy"

friend 1 asks, "what's up?" friend 2 replys, "I think it's best described as the direction contrary to the pull of gravity"

"I am me and that's who I want to be"

"someone should stab you in the eye with a hot french frye"

"cream cheese in my head, if you touch it, you'll be dead"

"squirrelly wrath"

Ponderisms

1.) some people are like slinkies, boring, but if you see them fall down stairs, you can't help but smile.

2.) who was the first person to say... I’m going to eat the next thing that comes out of a chicken’s butt?

3.) Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

4.) Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

5.) Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

6.) Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

7.) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

8.) Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9.) Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

10.) If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

11.) Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

12.) Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

13.) Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

14.) Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

15.) When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right." Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

16.) How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

17.) If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

18.) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then

it's you.

19.) can you cry under water?

20.) if money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

21.) since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

22.) why dose a round pizza come in a square box?

23.) what disease did cured ham actually have?

24.) why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

25.) if a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

26.) why are you IN a movie but you're ON tv?

27.) why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

28.) why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

29.) when your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? if you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

30.) what do you call male ballerinas?

31.) can blind people see their dreams? do they dream?

32.) is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Randome stuff

I love the "copy-paist" stuff...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
come back and for sure
There is more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Child abuse - MAKE IT STOP!

If you dislike child abuse as much as I do, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

I copied this from someone els too...

I find the whole "copy and paste" franchise to be absolutely intriguing, and so i shall conduct my own experiment and see how oft this shows up else where on ff:

If ever you have gone downstairs head first and landed at the bottom laughing (assuming that you're not mortally wounded),copy and paste this into your profile

If you are one of the talented people who have the skill and unbelievable coordination to fall up stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a stationary mass, copy and paste this into your profile

If ever you find yourself talking, and then suddenly you realize that you don't know what you are saying, copy and paste this into your profile

You don't have to be a twig to be beautiful. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

If ever you have spent a day looking for a particular word, and when someone mentions it you dramatically slap your forehead and yell "OOOHHH!! That's the word I was looking for!", copy and paste this into your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people don't like you the way you are, then by golly that's there problem. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

The laws of physics often are frustrating, hard to brake, and often involve pain when it comes to gravity. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are one of those poor souls who have challenged the laws of physics...Proudly copy and paste this into your profile!

The more the merrier! If you can make friends regardless of if they are brown, black, red, white, or green (wierd but hey, green people are people too!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have debated whether the one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater eats purple people or if it itself is purple, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you use words like "buzzilion", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are never too old to be young at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend time reading such things as these and find the as intriguing as I, copy and paste this into your profile.

Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.

If it weren't for the invention of coffee, half of all high schoolers would have never made it through the first week alive. If you are one of the fair few who run off of shear will and endurance, copy and...Um...yeah... Where's my coffee?

Coming soon!

some "Lost Boys" fics (2)

a Hellsing fic

a thirteen ghosts fic

and an HP/ B&C crossover