What? Are you looking for me?
Since you're here I guess I should tell you a bit about myself. (sigh)
My name is Ana. I'm in my 20's and a mom. I like many things, I love reading, Yaoi, dancing, and most of all, coffee.
I'm a big horror fan, you will not see me watching sappy chick flicks. (urgh)
My personality, Uhmm, some people say I'm cold and antisocial, others say I'm way too hyper I say I'm me, in the verge of insanity, brutally honest when needed - well I can't please everyone - I might be all those things and more (evil grin) I'm also nice and fun, my fun is not necessarily your fun but hey what can I do...
Why do I write? Because I have an overactive imagination. I can't keep so much in my head, I'll probably end up in an institution.
Things that I dislike: Ignorants, animal abuse, hypocrites, politics, cold weather, crowds (I get very uncomfortable with lots of people around), shoes (Only wear them if I have to, I prefer to wear flip flops or walk barefoot), waiting (if the store is supposed to open at 9am I expect it to be open at 9am), and if I keep going...moving on now.
I also have 2 big dogs, I call them great American mutts (woof - See, I do have a soft side) and two guinea pigs.
Manga that I've read or currently reading: Fruits Basket, Godchild, Yurara, Pretty Face, DN Angel, Tarot Cafe, Absolute B'friend, Naruto, Diabolo, Othello, Cain Saga, Lovely Complex, and of course Gravitation and Gravi EX. My collection is expected to get even bigger. YAY
If you like what I write I must say I couldn't possibly do it without my fantabulous and wonderful beta Inu-midoriko, I owe her a lot because if I'm left on my own I'll probably get charged with murdering the english language. So thank you.
05/06/08 Update
Your Toy No More is now on its 10th chapter...woo hoo. Thanks to all of you who had read it an reviewed it. Sadly RL has been getting in the way of my writing T_T
As for new stories... there might be one somewhere in my computer...
I have been taken hostage by Naruto at the moment and that has inspired me to write a Naru fic or short drabble. But it won't be posted unless I think is worthy of posting.
Well, that's it. Can't think of anything else for now.
Mother Goose For Every Evil
For every evil under the sun
there is a remedy or there is none.
If there is one, seek till you find it;
if there is none, never mind it.
My friend sent me this a while back and I think that you'll find it very true.
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this - just the stone cold truth of friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. And remember...when life hands you lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me.
If you liked it you can borrow it. - winks -
16 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in the Electronics to go off at 5-min intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares"...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows fron the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Drat around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door, wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw themdown an aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...Or if you are planning to do any of these things.
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