What? Are you looking for me?

Since you're here I guess I should tell you a bit about myself. (sigh)

My name is Carmen. I'm older than you think and a mom. I like many things, I love reading, Yaoi, dancing, and most of all, coffee.

I'm a big horror fan, you will not see me watching sappy chick flicks. (urgh)

My personality, Uhmm, some people say I'm cold and antisocial, others say I'm way too hyper I say I'm me, in the verge of insanity, brutally honest when needed - well I can't please everyone - I might be all those things and more (evil grin) I'm also nice and fun, my fun is not necessarily your fun but hey what can I do...

Why do I write? Because I have an overactive imagination. I can't keep so much in my head, I'll probably end up in an institution.

Things that I dislike: Ignorants, animal abuse, hypocrites, politics, cold weather, crowds (I get very uncomfortable with lots of people around), shoes (Only wear them if I have to, I prefer to wear flip flops or walk barefoot), waiting (if the store is supposed to open at 9am I expect it to be open at 9am), and if I keep going...moving on now.

I'm owned by two lovely yet crazy mutts ans one neurotic hamster.

Manga that I've read or currently reading: DN Angel, Naruto, Lovely Complex, 07 Ghost, Bleach, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, xxxHolic, Tsubasa, ans so many more (owns 150+ manga atm). My collection is expected to get even bigger. YAY

If you like what I write I must first say I couldn't possibly have done it without Inu-midoriko, I owe her a lot, she guided me in the right direction and I learned a lot from her. If left on my own I'll probably get charged with murdering the english language. So thank you. Also my huggable friend Tina who puts up with all my experiments... cuz she wuvs me *chuu*

01/13/10 Update

Your Toy No More is officially in hiatus. Not to say I won't finish it, it will take me some time. RL is hard and somehow my plot bunnies jumped over the fence to the Naruto fandom.

As for new stories... there might be one somewhere in my computer...

I have been taken hostage by Naruto at the moment and that has inspired me to write Naru fics and short drabbles, but won't be posted unless I think is worthy of posting.

Well, that's it. Can't think of anything else for now.

06/10/10

I'm still alive, busy as hell but still manage to do some stuff.

Your Toy No Moreis still on hiatus, an apology to all of you who follow it and a thank you to all of the new people who've added it to their alerts. Not only have I been taken hostage by Naruto but also by Katekyo Hitman Reborn. I'm posting my first KHR fic also, just so you guys know I'm all about 8059 and D18 with the occasional 1827 and a whole lot of XanxusSqualo (thanks to Tina XD)

09/08/10

A new chapter for Your Toy No More has been added *yay*
In case you're wondering, I still lack sleep. Going to bed way past 2am and waking up at around 6am will kill me some day, but if anything it helps me write and do my work, most of my writing is done past midnight and some serious gaming too. Mass Effect and DMC4 have me going nuts and SMT: Devils Survivor is this close *holds pointing finger and thumb really close* to causing me a stroke... irritating demons >.

My friend sent me this a while back and I think that you'll find it very true.

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this - just the stone cold truth of friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. And remember...when life hands you lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me.

If you liked it you can borrow it. - winks -