WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT THE PURE HOTNESS OF THIS PICTURE?! I'm really shocked i found one of this in the right size and all that; i was freakin' thrilled! fangirl squee!

Well, you're aware of the fact that i'm a Kaiser fangirl, but what about that name of mine, huh? I've had a lot of people ask me about that. "Aluka", you see, means the demon king of vampires. It can also mean a powerful blood demon (aka vampire). Also, it is the name of my novel, which i have recently finished and am planning on publishing, along with a sequel or two that i haven't written yet...yeah.

Kaiserin's pretty obvious.

Okay, I can't find where I put my email, so it's AlukaKaiserin@aol.com. I have a Veoh account with no vids on it called AlukaArrancar. I am also an Ulquiorra fangirl and shall cosplay him in 2010.

I finally have a Youtube account of the same name as this one, but only one vid is up and it's the most potent evidence of the fact that i have no life. if you're even vaguely interested, here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3QIy3l8QAA

wait, i have more vids now. two are from Anime Boston 2008, which RULEZ!!

There is one exception to my love of vampires...watchers of GX will know EXACTLY who i refer to...coughevilcheatingbitchcough. Excuse me, i had a frog in my throat.

Along with Kaiser and vampires, my passions include writing (novels and short stories; i'm writing one of the latter right now, or i'm supposed to be anyway), dragons (like my awesomeful friend WhiteLadyDragon, known by me as Draca. My short story for my LA class is about dragons...i might put it up if i get a fictionpress account...), anime in almost all its wonderful forms, such as Naruto (i'm a Neji-fangirl, too, but not quite as much as Ryo/Zane. i like Itachi, too), InuYasha (Sesshomaru forever!), Fullmetal Alchemist (...i just watch it for the humor, but i did love Wrath, in the "i wanna hug him" way), Wolf's Rain (oh yeah, i love wolves, too!! Especially Kiba in this one!), and...what else do i watch again...? hmmm...does Shippuden count as a different series from the original Naruto? Because i just watched ep. 16 of that...poor Gaara...i do like him, just not LOVE-like. oh, DUH! i forgot about Dragon Drive! bangs head on table (Hikaru Himuro RULEZ! actually, i like him because he reminds me of Kaiser...prodigy, genius, NEVER BOTHERS TALKING...seriously, he says LITERALLY two words in the entire first volume of the manga.)

EVEN MORE DUH! YU YU HAKUSHO, DAMMIT! Hiei, Kurama (especially Youko)...JEEZ, how scatterbrained AM i?

Oh, and I just realized I didn't have my Bleach obsession up here...ULQUIGRIMM FOR LIFE! I am an Ulquiorra fangirl who happens to like writing/reading about him and Grimmjow doing kinky yaoi things. Does that make me weird...? XD.

i am no longer a fan of Twilight; looking back on it has made me realize how stupid and cheesy the whole series was. the only good part of the entire series was Jasper. and what sucks is that no one seems to like him; and of course, of all the horrible casting jobs for the movie, his is probably the worst. so yeah. you people who like Twilight, i'm not calling you stupid, but i kinda hate the series now, so i'm sorry, but you'll have to deal with it. XD.

So...if you haven't already read my stuff, will you? And PLEASE review; one of my SERIOUS pet peeves is people who don't review, and ESPECIALLY people who FAVE and don't review. i mean, if you liked a story enough to fave it, the least you can do is review it to help the poor author's self-esteem, right?

MY LIKES AND DISLIKES

Anime/Manga

Likes: What i just mentioned. Duh.

Dislikes: Bobobo-bo-bobobo or whatever the hell it's called. It's like the Ed, Edd and Eddy of anime, and it gives good anime a bad name. i despise it. no offense to fans themselves, but i do hate the show... And i dont really love Dragonball either...haven't watched much, but the animation's not great, and none of the characters can hold my interest.

Characters

Likes: Again, what i just mentioned.

Dislikes: MUST. KILL. SHROUD. AND. STUPID. RYO-STALKER. not Rei/Blair, Ran/Missy. she shall be run over with a tank in Car Trip. as will Shroud. i also despise...hmm...coughevilcheatingbitchcough of course. stupid frogs in my throat. Oh, and I despise sakura, 98 percent of filler, Ichigo (because main characters always win, and that pisses me off, especically when they refuse to DIE and come up with a magic solution out of their ass), and Orihime. There are too many Ulquihime fics, which are disgusting, in my personal opinion. blech. she's the sakura of Bleach, except with bigger boobs. i'd hate her even if she wasn't paired with my fave character so much. plus, she saved ichigo, who nearly killed Grimmjow, my second-fave Bleach character, and Ichigo is now fighting Ulquiorra, and because Ichigo is the main character, that SUX. ugh. At the moment, however, Ichigo is getting PWNED, so yay.

MY AWESOME FRIENDS ON FF DOT NET:

WhiteLadyDragon: I talk to this girl just about every day, and her fics are incredible! Draca, if you're reading this, they do NOT suck cheese. She's funny, intelligent, and capable of having long, intelligent conversations about just about anything--Zane especially, who is our absolute favorite topic. We're not limited, either; conversation includes dragons and vampires as well. She's the closest thing to a sister i've ever had, and if i did have a sis like her, i'd stop with my ranting about wanting to be an only child!

Shadow Lunis: One of my first reviewers and another great friend! Another fellow Zane-lover who i just plain love. like a sister of course. however, i have not seen or heard from her in forever...Shadow-chan, if you still exist, let me know, ok?

Zanes Lover: Read the name and you already know we're pals...XD. Most of our conversations involve ranting...but not all of them. i think her name changed...i'll have to look that up...

Beautyheart18: My first-ever reviewer! She kinda helped me get my start and not be discouraged when I first started here as Kaiseress.

AngelDuelist153: Chat-buddy! I think i dedicated the Jaden Emo Corner to her...

15animefreak15: Syrus-fangirl and another chat-buddy! Yes, she's the one with the "Shou-kun Shrine of DOOM"

syrusfanatic12: yay for random psychotic chatness!!

DJ Shortstop Clue: I IS SORRY I FORGOT TO PUT THIS ON EARLIER I GOT KICKED OFF MEH COMPUTER! Awesomeful friend of doom has written the wonderful ficcy of doom known as Fast Times at Duel Academy High, which has got to be one of the funnier fics i've evah seen that would curl my parents' hair! WOOT!

Tangerine Goddess: Creator of greatly amusing parodies! and fellow marufujicest hater! yays! might make a parody of GX Camping Trip. also might appear in aforementioned crackfic.

i will continue this later; i have been ejected from the computer. Again. (muttering irritably)

ON TO THE STUPID PASTE-INS!!

(")_(") This is to help bunnies take over the world, or at least FF.net. Copy and paste if you agree. PASTE IT INTO YOUR PROFILE, DAMMIT! And come join the dark side. We have cookies.

Nintey-eight percent of Deviantart.com and Fanfiction.net users have some crap about smoking pot on their signatures/profiles. If you're one of the 2 percent who doesn't give a damn, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have just realized that when you argue with yourself, part of you always loses, and have facepalmed, headdesked or headtreed as a result, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Eidolon Twilight Princess (My friends said the exact same thing EverD's did... did we really defy pyshics?), MissingExodus (Yeah, I was late after I did that. My physics teacher was out of it the whole class period. He was muttering something about 'stupid teens defying the laws of physics'.) Gosurori Otaku (And I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE), Kaiseress (YES, I'M A SPAZ, DARNIT!! lucky Zane, i bet HE'S never clumsy. ah, well, love him anyway), AlukaKaiserin (I KNOW I'M THE SAME PERSON AS KAISERESS, AND I DON'T CARE; I'M DOING THIS AGAIN!!)

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

please help the bunny take over the world by copying him into your profile. Look, it's a different bunny from the other one, okay?! It was cute.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) Another different bunny. I like cookies.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

This may piss some people off as they start reading it, but you need to read to the end to get what I'm really supporting here...

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...?)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

This is just my own philosophy...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

So why is it so bad if people love other people of the same sex? The whole point of marriage nowadays is that you are forever connecting yourself to someone you love. If we have rules on who can marry each other, and restrict people, doesn't THAT destroy the sanctity of marriage?

If you agree, post this in your profile.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you agree, post this in your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides...

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. Not sure how many it takes to flip you off and say "Bite Me."

If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

If you would like to join me and RainingxToyxHearts in burning Hollister, copy this into your profile. We have pictures of shirtless bishies. Kaiser in the shower, you know you want it.

thanx to Gosurori Otaku for this one:

HATE EMO? READ THIS:

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an "emo" can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking, but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOU'RE NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?

KEEP ON LAUGHING

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life, without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.

BRAVE IS:

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT. ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS. BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE. ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING.
If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

THANK YOU MISSING EXODUS FOR THIS ONE:

HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.

BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.

KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.

This is the story of my life. Copy this into your profile if it sounds like yours.

You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist in your own dimension. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love with an anime character. Put your penname into this and name the character in parentheses. Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo), AlukaKaiserin (ditto as my alter-ego XD)

My life has been beyond boring. Nothing of great importance, good or bad, has happened to me. Copy this into your profile if your life is boring.

I have fallen for Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo/Kaiser. If you too have been ensnared by this bishie's undeniable hotness, copy this into your profile.

~We thrive in the chaos of the enemy tide

Quiet shinobi don't need dens to hide

Our only concern is to watch and wait

Until the enemy lowers the gate~

Though i am no longer a Sasuke fangirl, i do love this poem he recited in the Forest of Death. If you agree and are a NINJA, cope this poem into your profile.

The most traumatic thing in my life didn't really happen. If the worst thing in your life has happened only in a show or something, put this in your profile and name it. Kaiseress (Hell Kaiser...i know i'm pathetic...), AlukaKaiserin (when i thought Ryo died...i cried every day for almost two months.)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Stop 4Kids!

When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it) They even change the names of FOOD! Copy and paste in your profile if you agree that 4Kids must DIE!

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM HAVINE TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME!

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I SUPPORT THE KITTY Copy the kitty onto your profile. She wants to rule the world! She's so innocent, except when she has someone whacked.

I enjoy smashing the fourth wall on a regular basis. Such as when I hug my favorite anime characters when they're being kawaii and/or beat the hell out of/scream at them when they do something stupid. If you enjoy smashing the fourth wall, copy this, paste it into your profile, and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i yelled at Zane for TWO HOURS when i watched episode 163, and i just HAD to hug him when i saw him when he was nine. Squee time!)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was too "Small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling (or parents for that matter), copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!), AlukaKaiserin (i know i'm the same person as Kaiseress, and i still say Kaiser!! And Ulquiorra Schiffer!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you believe that Pluto should be a planet, not only because it is awesome, but because we are pissing off the Lord of the Dead (Hades, whose Roman name is Pluto) by not calling it one, copy this and paste it into your profile. AlukaKaiserin (PLUTO LIVES!)

If you believe that Hades must have pissed off Eris, goddess of discord, and that's why she made that pseudo-planet that made scientists call Pluto not a planet, copy this and paste it into your profile.

now just...well, go stare at a wall or something if you only came here to be a freakin' critic or for comic relief. Actually, comic relief people, head over to GX Camping Trip or the Emo Corner series. Or the Dust Speck of DOOM, for that matter...just PLEASE REVIEW. if you do i shalt love you forever.