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Well, I finally got around to making one of these, so here it goes.

Gender: I write fanfiction and obsess over anime. What do you think?

Age: I can drive, but I can't get into a club.

Location: The state's biggest city only has around 150 thousand people. We don't even have a Kohl's!

Fall Out Boy is my favorite band--followed closely by Bowling for Soup, Edgar Allan Poe rocks my poetic sox off, and school should crawl into a pit to die. Algebra should join it. . . C'est la vie. I don't crave chocolate nearly as much as my sex dictates I should, I could live on ramen and nachos, I sometimes read the dictionary for fun, and I know more songs from the '60s than the 2000s. Not knowing the correct pronunciation of a word drives me bananas and will usually cause me to refrain from implementing that particular term in my writing for fear I might have to read the work aloud.

Ta da! Now you know some of the useless idosyncracies that plague me. Hm hm hm hm hmmm-- What? You're still here? Oh, fine, I'll get into the anime stuff; maybe that'll make you leave. . .

Favorite Animes: Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Death Note, erm. . . That's pretty much it. sigh And I call myself a fangirl. . .

Favorite Pairings: Sesshomaru/Kagura, Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Roy/Riza, Ed/Winry, Ishida/Nemu (I know; I'm weird like that.), Ichigo/Rukia, pretty much anything canon.

Not-Favorite-But-Still-Tolerated Pairings: Koga/Ayame, Suikotsu/Kikyo, Bankotsu/Jakotsu, Kohaku/Rin, Shippo/Soten, Shippo/Kanna (I have no idea who to put that fox with.), Ed/Rose, and Light/Misa.

Pairings That Make Me Want to Nuke the Internet: Sesshomaru/Kagome, Sesshomaru/Sango, Sesshomaru/Naraku, Sesshomaru/Inuyasha, Koga/Kagome, Koga/Kagura, Kohaku/Kagura, Shippo/Rin, Ed/Al, Mayuri/Nemu, Byakuya/Rukia, Byakuya/Renji, and anything else that makes the reader scream, "What the hell?! That makes no sense!"

Favorite Quotes:

FFYP-det-Yagami:

"Alternate Incarceration":

"It's a closely guarded and completely fictional secret!"

Christopher Moore:

Bloodsucking Fiends:

"'I'm Irish; ever since the Great Potato Famine, my people get nervous when we go too long without eating potatoes.'" -- Jody

You Suck:

"'Where's the trust?' 'You killed me.' 'Oh, there you go again!'" -- Jody and Tommy

"She gave him the wide, green-eyed expression that she would have interpreted as I will slap you so far into next week that it will take a team of surgeons to get Wednesday out of your ass." -- Jody's thoughts

"'Can't they see we're damned? You'd think they could tell. At least you. We are damned, aren't we?'" -- Tommy to Jody

"'You're drunk.' 'And you're being a wuss. Wuss, wuss, wuss.'" -- Tommy and Jody

"'We just wanted to bone a Smurf.' 'Understandably.'" -- Lash and Tommy on a blue hooker

"'She's really nice.' 'An important quality in a ho.'" -- Lash and Tommy on a blue hooker

"'Step off, Flood. You hooked up with a vampire.' 'She was cute.' 'An important quality in a vampire.' 'She had sex with me,' Tommy countered. He wanted to say that she was nice, but lash had already used 'nice' for his blue hooker." -- Lash and Tommy

"'Your redheaded vampire kung fu is no match for the fearsome blue booty kung fu.'" -- Lash to Tommy

"'Congratulations, you can now pass as an HIV-positive heroin addict.' 'Tres chic.' He grinned like he imagined a sexy Italian man-whore might. 'Who drools in public.' Damn, she's immune to my sexy Italian man-whore grin."

That concludes my profile. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.