| QUEENJJ123ABCRESPECTBABY |
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto. Name: Call me Fluffy Age: in my teenage years Gender: Female... hence the "queen" in QUEENJJ123ABCRESPECTBABY Favorite Pairings: My OTP is SasuNaru! -squeals- but I'm good with AnyonexNaruto... or Sasux?xNaruto... hehe Quotes: 'It is well that war is terrible, else we would get too fond of it.' -Robert E. Lee 'War is capitalism with gloves off.' -Tom Stoppard 'You no more win a war than you win an earthquake.' -Jeannette Rankin 'The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.' (Thank you Stavi!) 'Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide target selection.' (once again, thanks stavi!) 'Sometimes we put walls around us, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.' -Dr. House (?) 'Just when you think things can't get any worse, they do. I've learned life is like an hourglass. Sooner or later, everything hits rock bottom. All you have to do is be patient and wait for someone to turn everything back around.' -Davis H. 'When you stop fighting, you stop living. We all need that thing that's worth fighting for; maybe it's a certain someone, or a special place, maybe just an idea. So find your fight and fight like hell 'til your battle is won.' -anonymous 'Hell has no fury like a woman's scorn.' -X-men the last stand " 'Why won't you die?-!' 'Because, Mr. Creedy, behind this mask, there is more than flesh. Behind this mask is an idea. And ideas, Mr. Creedy are bulletproof.' -V for Vendetta 'Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone when you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good!' -anonymous 'I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away' -anonymous 'My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.' -anonymous 'I take three shots to the head, live laugh love, then i'm dead' -'lil wayne 'Love isn't what makes the world go round, it makes the ride worthwhile.' -anonymous 'Someone is looking up to you. Don't let them down.' -anonymous 'IMAGINATION!' -Spongebob Squarepants 'Believe it! Dattebayo!.' -Naruto Uzamaki 'Hn...' -Sasuke Uchiha (my personal favorite! XP) Controversial Issues: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! Its Called ... therapy! If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY!! If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile. If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, QUEENJJ123ABCRESPECTBABY are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. CHILD ABUSE! My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see... I must be stupid... I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong, or else I'm locked up all the day long. When I'm a wake I'm all alone, The house is dark, my folks aren't home. When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car! My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse. My name he calls, I press myself against the wall. I try and hide, from his evil eyes. I'm so afraid no, I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping. He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me, and yells at me more. I finally get free. And I run for the door. He already locked it, and I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues with more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain again and again. Oh please God have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops and heads for the door. While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah. And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, murdered me. MORE CHILD ABUSE! Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her locked in an attic her only friend was a littly toy bear it was old and worn out and had patches of hair She always talked to it when no one's around she lays there and hugs it not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door some more and more pain she'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear and softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "PLease God, why is my life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blad it was sharp and pointy one that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At teh small little house Then quickly barged in everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly opened a door to find the little girl lying on the floor It must have been bad to go through so much harm But at least she died with her best friend in her arms... Child Abuse happens every day for some children around the world! We all have to do our part to stop this crime! PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile! If you have an annoying little sibling, copy and paste this in your profile. If you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Something I copied off someone's profile... sadly, i forgot who's was it... 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your 4. When people say "it's always the last place you 5. When people say while watching a film "did 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. 8. When people say "life is short". What?? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks | |||||||
1. Questions to the Cast of Naruto » reviewsAsk any question you desire to any Naruto character. Please keep in mind, i'm a yaoi fangirl, therefore yaoi will be present.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 5-1-082. In the rain » reviewsEverything starts with the one night of rain. But from there, twists and turns. How could Sasuke and Naruto stay together. Wait, why is Itachi here? What does he want with Naruto? Sasunaru/onesided ItaNaru/may include rapeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 9-25-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.3. The Poem Collection » reviewsA collection of poems by me. Most, if not all, are going to be angsty... Character death in some.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 2-14-084. A Sad Ending » reviewsWhen Sasuke realizes his true feelings for Naruto, it was the day Naruto died. When Death comes bargaining, Sasuke, of course, agrees. All he has to do is to save Naruto from his hell...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 10-15-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.5. Home Is My Hell » reviewsNaruto is having serious problems at home. Can Sasuke save him, before Naruto spirals into darkness? SasuNaru. Lemon, maybe. Other pairings. A bit OOC. AU.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 3-26-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.6. The Face on the Milk Carton » reviewsNaruto is kidnapped. Sasuke will do whatever he could to save him, but he doesn't know that Naruto is closer than he thinks. Sasunaru. R&R! Rating may change... Eventually might include rape... Maybe...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 11-29-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.7. Unfinished Business » reviewsNARUTO PLANS TO KILL HIMSELF! CAN SASUKE STOP HIM? R AND R! I SUCK AT SUMMARIES!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 11-15-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.8. ALONE reviewsnaruto feels alone. a poem i made in my emo mode... forgive me for my horrid summary... I SUCK AT SUMMARIES! ARGH!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-20-07 - Complete9. A tear reviewsokay... i just wrote a poem... and i just posted it here... i still have no idea the main character should be... just pretend it's sasuke or something... I don't know... um... please read and review! i suck a summaries!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-07 - Complete