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since: 09-16-07, id: 1377632, Profile Updated: 10-03-08
country: United States
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

Name: Call me Fluffy

Age: in my teenage years

Gender: Female... hence the "queen" in QUEENJJ123ABCRESPECTBABY

Favorite Pairings: My OTP is SasuNaru! -squeals- but I'm good with AnyonexNaruto... or Sasux?xNaruto... hehe

Quotes:

'It is well that war is terrible, else we would get too fond of it.' -Robert E. Lee

'War is capitalism with gloves off.' -Tom Stoppard

'You no more win a war than you win an earthquake.' -Jeannette Rankin

'The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.' (Thank you Stavi!)

'Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a wide target selection.' (once again, thanks stavi!)

'Sometimes we put walls around us, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.' -Dr. House (?)

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, they do. I've learned life is like an hourglass. Sooner or later, everything hits rock bottom. All you have to do is be patient and wait for someone to turn everything back around.' -Davis H.

'When you stop fighting, you stop living. We all need that thing that's worth fighting for; maybe it's a certain someone, or a special place, maybe just an idea. So find your fight and fight like hell 'til your battle is won.' -anonymous

'Hell has no fury like a woman's scorn.' -X-men the last stand

" 'Why won't you die?-!'

'Because, Mr. Creedy, behind this mask, there is more than flesh. Behind this mask is an idea. And ideas, Mr. Creedy are bulletproof.' -V for Vendetta

'Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone when you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good!' -anonymous

'I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away' -anonymous

'My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.' -anonymous

'I take three shots to the head, live laugh love, then i'm dead' -'lil wayne

'Love isn't what makes the world go round, it makes the ride worthwhile.' -anonymous

'Someone is looking up to you. Don't let them down.' -anonymous

'IMAGINATION!' -Spongebob Squarepants

'Believe it! Dattebayo!.' -Naruto Uzamaki

'Hn...' -Sasuke Uchiha (my personal favorite! XP)

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

Its Called ... therapy!

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If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, QUEENJJ123ABCRESPECTBABY are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

CHILD ABUSE!

My name is Sarah,

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen,

I cannot see...

I must be stupid...

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong,

or else I'm locked up

all the day long.

When I'm a wake I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

my folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car!

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse.

My name he calls,

I press myself

against the wall.

I try and hide,

from his evil eyes.

I'm so afraid no,

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping.

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,

and yells at me more.

I finally get free.

And I run for the door.

He already locked it,

and I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

with my bones nearly broken,

and my daddy continues

with more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

again and again.

Oh please God have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

and heads for the door.

While I lay there motionless,

sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah.

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

murdered me.

MORE CHILD ABUSE!

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

locked in an attic

her only friend

was a littly toy bear

it was old and worn out

and had patches of hair

She always talked to it

when no one's around

she lays there and hugs it

not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

some more and more pain

she'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

and softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"PLease God, why is

my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

grabbed for a blad

it was sharp and pointy

one that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dieing

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At teh small little house

Then quickly barged in

everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

opened a door

to find the little girl

lying on the floor

It must have been bad

to go through so much harm

But at least she died

with her best friend in her arms...

Child Abuse happens every day for some children around the world! We all have to do our part to stop this crime!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile!

If you have an annoying little sibling, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Something I copied off someone's profile... sadly, i forgot who's was it...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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1. Questions to the Cast of Naruto » reviews
Ask any question you desire to any Naruto character. Please keep in mind, i'm a yaoi fangirl, therefore yaoi will be present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 5-1-08
2. In the rain » reviews
Everything starts with the one night of rain. But from there, twists and turns. How could Sasuke and Naruto stay together. Wait, why is Itachi here? What does he want with Naruto? Sasunaru/onesided ItaNaru/may include rape
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 9-25-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
3. The Poem Collection » reviews
A collection of poems by me. Most, if not all, are going to be angsty... Character death in some.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 2-14-08
4. A Sad Ending » reviews
When Sasuke realizes his true feelings for Naruto, it was the day Naruto died. When Death comes bargaining, Sasuke, of course, agrees. All he has to do is to save Naruto from his hell...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 10-15-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
5. Home Is My Hell » reviews
Naruto is having serious problems at home. Can Sasuke save him, before Naruto spirals into darkness? SasuNaru. Lemon, maybe. Other pairings. A bit OOC. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 3-26-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
6. The Face on the Milk Carton » reviews
Naruto is kidnapped. Sasuke will do whatever he could to save him, but he doesn't know that Naruto is closer than he thinks. Sasunaru. R&R! Rating may change... Eventually might include rape... Maybe...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 11-29-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
7. Unfinished Business » reviews
NARUTO PLANS TO KILL HIMSELF! CAN SASUKE STOP HIM? R AND R! I SUCK AT SUMMARIES!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 11-15-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
8. ALONE reviews
naruto feels alone. a poem i made in my emo mode... forgive me for my horrid summary... I SUCK AT SUMMARIES! ARGH!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-20-07 - Complete
9. A tear reviews
okay... i just wrote a poem... and i just posted it here... i still have no idea the main character should be... just pretend it's sasuke or something... I don't know... um... please read and review! i suck a summaries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-07 - Complete
10. I know reviews
Just a poem I made, while being really bored. PLease R and R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-26-07 - Naruto U. - Complete
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