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| BrownEyedDevil |
Author has written 17 stories for That '70s Show, and X-Men: The Movie. I am in need of a beta. Yeah, you read that right. Anyone who has read my stories, and much more, anyone who has conversed with me via Skype or one of the boards I roam knows that I am prone to typos (rather, they are prone to me... anyway) but that is not my biggest problem. I have a few more ideas destroying my brain right now and have actually started to write one more Victor Creed story before my head explodes and I'd like to have some virtual cheese and wine with someone while discussing it :P My requirements are relatively simple-speak English and like Sabertooth. Be not squirmish about bloodshed and violence and be capable and willing to write more than "That was good". It does not contain an OC but Team X and a probably unknown (to most) Canon from the comics I found while doing some RP research. Yeah. Ramble over, please PM me. I hate doing profiles. Who reads them anyway? After keeping just this sentence from my old profile, here goes nothing. I have been a writer of fan fiction for quite a while, joined this nuthouse about three years ago. Anything else is none of your concern, but I know that my dedicated fans out there, the broad masses, are dying to find out more about their beloved author of so many delightful tales. I was born. I have lived the past 25 years on planet earth. Last time I checked I was very female and "slightly" unhinged. Slightly is, of course, a matter of definition. In this case, slightly as in... German beer is slightly better than North American brands. There, I said it. It is true. Fun Facts I randomly change hair colors every few weeks. I am also known as Rambly McRandompants. Anyone who has ever received one of my dreaded reviews knows what I mean. If they sold Hunter S. Thompson's writing style in bottles I'd buy and drink them all. As a kid I thought Wolverine was way cool. Then they decided to make a movie and cast Hugh Jackman. That day was the end of it all. One of my goals in life is kidnapping Hugh Jackman. Thanks to my partner in crime JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo it will come true. We actually have it all planned out. Handcuffs, karaoke, sushi trail, airplane, salad. All there. I have recently ventured deeper into a "slight" obsession I've had for Liev Schreiber. This made me develop a split personality because no normal person can be that obsessed over two guys, right. Doesn't matter. I officially added him to the kidnapping plot. I am nuts. Actually, my accomplice is. I am Meow. Don't ask. Youtube keeps killing my writing mojo. I don't sleep a lot and in my spare time I actually am a mutant superhero, saving the planet. Conspiracy theories are a hobby of mine. I really don't like people but I am a very sociable hermit. Now go do something useful. Like visiting lievschreiberforum, that is a dot com address. And weheartrogan dot proboards dot com is equally awesome. What else do you need, huh? "I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking, which is only fun for amateurs. Old whores don't do much giggling." — Hunter S. Thompson | |||||||
1. Merry Team Xmas reviewsWade found... God, Logan gets broody and Victor is in a festive mood? Oh my. Expect language and crack because I AM BACK. Sort of.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-13-12 - Sabretooth & Deadpool/Weapon XI - Complete2. Special Pets » reviewsVictor likes to keep some special pets in his basement to play with. Looks like this one will live longer than the others. I'm having trouble categorizing this :P It's a longer one. No damsels, no rape. No fluff. Come on. Saberfluff?X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,503 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 1-24-11 - Published: 8-22-10 - Sabretooth3. Road Trippin' » reviewsLogan and Marie go on a Road trip that soon turns into an adventure they didn't expect when Marie gets into trouble and someone helps them out. Will contain swearing, violence and Rogan romance. R&RX-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,224 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-9-10 - Published: 12-20-09 - Wolverine & Rogue4. Cup of Tea reviewsPost X3. Logan is struggling with the death of Jean and Rogue knows just what he needs-even if it is not what she wants. Angst, hurt.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-30-10 - Rogue & Wolverine - Complete5. White Wedding reviewsThird instalment of what I like to refer to as Shinyverse. Read Ooh, Shiny! and The Bachelor Party first. Contains hilarity and could be called crack. Ferals and nonsense everywhere. Language!X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-10 - Wolverine & Sabretooth - Complete6. The Bachelor Party reviewsThis is an entry for the fourth I HEART ROGAN writing challenge. Bobby and Scott organize a bachelor party for Logan, Marie refuses to sleep with him for a month before the wedding and Victor still chases after.. a lot. Hilarity and swearing ensue!X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-8-10 - Wolverine & Rogue - Complete7. The Greatest Erection In The Country » reviewsWarning: This contains nuts! Series of drabbles written by JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo and me, creating the greatest erection between two countries! Don't say you haven't been warned!X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-18-10 - Published: 5-16-10 - Wolverine & Rogue8. Ooh, shiny! reviewsVictor is invited to his brother's wedding. Shiny objects all around, hilarity might ensue, might be OOC in places, be gentle. It is all Liev Schreiber's and JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo's fault. And by that I do not mean The Beatles! Rated T for swearing.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-29-10 - Sabretooth & Wolverine - Complete9. A Rainy Day reviewsLogan is away and Rogue works out in the rain. Roganness ensues. Oneshot, inspired by the last I Heart Rogan writing challengeX-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-3-10 - Rogue & Wolverine - Complete10. True Heroes reviewsLogan ran some errands in town. When he comes back he hears Marie scream in panic and comes to her rescue. Lots of swearing, you have been warned! Short one.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-1-10 - Wolverine & Rogue - Complete11. Control » reviewsLogan has been gone for five years and a lot has changed. Especially a certain kid. Logan's POV, set after X3 Rated T for language-rating might change in the course of this storyX-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,813 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 4-30-10 - Published: 9-26-09 - Wolverine & Rogue12. Christmas Eve at the Mansion reviewsPerhaps the best Christmas decoration is being naked under the tree :P. Entry to the I HEART ROGAN community's Christmas challenge. Rogue and Logan have the mansion almost to themselves, watch things unfold. Some Rogan smuttiness. I tried.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-11-09 - Wolverine & Rogue - Complete13. Just a Girl reviewsSongfic. Rogue finally blows a fuse. Set around the time after X1. Hints at Rogan, rated T to be safe, some coarse language.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-6-09 - Rogue & Wolverine - Complete14. Reflections reviewsA beautiful fall day has Rogue looking back on her life with Logan. Set after X3, straight up happy, fluffy Rogan, Oneshot. I can't write summaries, go check for yourselfX-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-15-09 - Wolverine & Rogue - Complete15. I'm Gonna Be reviewsEntry for the I Heart Rogan songfic challenge. Logan gets drunk and reflects on his feelings for Marie. Some dirty thoughts and language-it is Logan we're talking about here.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-23-09 - Wolverine & Rogue - Complete16. Jackie's Story » reviewsIt's the year 2007. Jackie is still mourning her recently deceased husband when a note he left her sends her on a trip down memory lane... JH, of course.That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,734 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 11-13-07 - Jackie B. & Steven H.17. Little Miss Dangerous » reviewsDevastated over Kelso's cheating ways Jackie turns to an unlikely source for comfort: Hyde. He soon discovers a side of her he never thought was there and they become close friends. Just how close we'll have to see... 14 upsorry for the wait!That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,848 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 9-19-07 - Steven H. & Jackie B.
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