Hello. My name is Pathogen. As in "AHHHH! ANTHRAX!" It's nice to meet you.

The fact that you're at this page right now probably means that you would like to know something about me. Let's see...

I'm best described as "short and scary". No. Seriously.

I'm a double major in microbiology and graphic design. Yes, I'm an artist and a scientist simultaneously; I attribute most of my budding insanity to this fact. Eventually I'd like to go to grad school and get my MPH, and possibly work for the CDC. I have an odd fascination with virology, but I'm unsure if I'll be able to pursue a career in the field. Thankfully, I'm good enough at drawing things that I may not ever have to get a real job anyway.

I have notoriously poor health, including but not limited to, orthopedic deformities, nerve conditions and a sleeping disorder. I walk with a cane (no, it's not a Lucius Malfoy pimp stick, much to my dismay) and will not hesitate to beat you with it if you tease me about my limp. Due to all of this, I'm retardedly slow and getting new chapters and stories out.

This has told you nothing. I guess all you really need to know is that I'm a federal disaster that sprouted legs and started walking. I'm a big nerd, really, and despite my greatest efforts (and much to the dismay of my friends and family), I'm constantly finding news ways to make a fool of myself in public. Of course my main motive for being here is to further propagate my elaborate schemes for World Domination. If you care to make a donation, my "world takeover" fund currently has a quarter and some dryer lint in it. Charity is good, yes?

Works in Progress

Plague and Pestilence: Will be an estimated 20 chapters... So far new chapters have been spontaneously appearing every 2-3 months. I typically only work on this when I'm feeling up to it anymore, and although it make take awhile, it will be finished. Sending me messages about posting a new chapter will NOT make me write faster.

Also, please, please don't contact me with silly comments like "Hey, did you know that So-And-So is OOC?" Yes. I know. You can stop telling me. I'm not giving out a door prize for being Captain Obvious.

(I probably won't update this list when I start a new one-shot/drabble. I also occasionally post plot bunnies/bits of dialogue over at my LiveJournal which don't count as actual fics and probably will not be posted here. Same thing when I post a cookie at SCUSA.)

I don't have a list of favorite fics posted here because this space is much too small to do them all justice. :bows: At some point, I might compile an Index at LJ for "Pathogen-Approved Fics" or something, but for the time being there are lots of lovely indexes and master lists that do a much better job.