Welcome to my lair of evilness.

You will be asked to remove your coat and shoes at the door, so as not to track mud.

Just because I am evil does not mean I will neglect hygiene, nor does it mean that I do not have a sense of fashion

And please, don't hurt my guards. They are alive just like you and me... Or at least, I hope you're alive. O_o

Age; Somewhere between 5 and infinity

Gender; Female (dammit, get it right! --shakes fist--)

Current obsession; Death Note, or more precisely, Beyond Birthday (B.B.) and Tokio Hotel. (mostly Bill, though..)

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer, Dawnstarshine (It made me cry), Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN (Everyone was surprised that I didn’t fall unconscious from slamming my head against the wall), The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko (Erk, evil stairs of DOOM! ...They hurt. --cough--),

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If you have ever run through your house cackling evilly, because you had a box of your favorite cookies, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko,

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If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, Unluckykat13, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko,

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Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko,

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If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile, add five things of your own that you're afraid of, and add your name to the list. Natsyourlord, Flower of the Desert, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Neogirl2004, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko (Bugs, the dark, heights, snakes that are bigger than a boa constricter, and spiders...),

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If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko,

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If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER! XDD), ramenlover4 (I dislike Sasuke...), Gaara's_Pandachan101 (Gaara (drools)) Evilfangirl ( SASUKE! Gaara. Kakashi Itachi and Kisame), Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT (Akatsuki Rocks! Especially Deidara!), The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko (Akatsuki equals love XD),

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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you start having the Akatsuki follow you around and comment on what you're doing. Crazy is when you begin laughing as you're drawing a picture, and it's what you're laughing at. Crazy is when... Oo! Shiny!

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Seppaku, Amanemanga, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko,

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Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yu-Gi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pigeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Caribbean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko

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The Many Rules of Coffee

1) Thou shalt not sneeze while carrying said drink

2) Especially if it's hot

3)Thou shalt not sneeze in said drink

4) Thou shalt respect the hot coffee pot

5) Thou shalt not pour said drink onto hand

6) The above applies to the feet, eyes, nose, and any other body part, other than the mouth

7) Thou shalt not pour said drink over the head of an animal

8) Same goes for the rest of the animal

9) Thou shalt keep your complaints about the drink to yourself

10) If you have any complaints, thou shalt make it yourself

11) Thou shalt mix it with milk and sugar, and give it to a younger sibling if they 'want some, too'

12) Thou shalt copy and past this into your profile, adding more rules of coffee and placing this part at the end, while adding your pen name to the list, and any of the rules you added (numbers)

The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko (I put 1 through 11, and obviously the one that was originally 12 (telling you to copy and paste)),

LISTS;

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore, then sign your name;

The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko,

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Life's funniest Questions - Some things just don't make sense;

1. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

2. If stealing from one book is plagiarism, why is stealing from many research?

3. If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil made out of?

4. Why is the alphabet in that order?

5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest of them have to drown too?

6. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

7. If everything 'tastes like chicken', what does chicken taste like?

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Things to do in an Elevator;

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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ANIME-my anti-drug. Because when you're addicted to anime, you can't afford drugs.

Rule #1 for Anime: Women hit harder than villains.

Rule #2 for Anime: You can cuss someone out to the darkest depths of hell and actually get rewarded for it.

Rule #3 for Anime: The homework always gets done even when you haven't touched it for weeks.

Rule #4 for Anime: Girls with sweet dispositions and innocent faces are the MOST dangerous fighters you can find. STAY CLEAR!

Rule #5 for Anime: Even the stupidest person in the class will graduate with flying colors even though they showed NO sign of improvement.

Rule #6 for Anime: Every anime-yes EVERY anime-has its slut. Learn to deal with it. (Ah, so that's why Karin is in Naruto)

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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"

7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

8) Dont use any punctuation

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk
.

10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
.

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"

19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20) Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile. it's called therapy.

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Ways To Annoy Your Professors ~ Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something.
After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN..."

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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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Things to do at Walmart...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again! "

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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Friends;

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.

Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry.

Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: Comes and visits you in jail.

Best Friend: Is sitting with you in the jail cell saying "Holy crap that was fun"

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.

Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes themself at home.

Friend: Picks you up when you fall.

Best Friend: Laughs at you and trips you again.

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.

Best friend: They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff.

Friend: Only knows a few things about you.

Best friend: Could write a biography on your life story.

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best friend: Will always go with you.

Friend: Would delete this letter.

Best friend: Will send this back to me and all of their online buddies

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DON'T DO IT;

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko,

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A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

I got this from AkemixHanako's (Akemi-chan) profile, and she got it from ShadowYashi's.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

The Akatsuki in general

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Sasu/ fem. Naru and vice versa, Saso/ fem. Dei and vice versa, and... That's all I can think of at the moment

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

... No...

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Deidara, Nekocon, three times. (one for each day)

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

2 Leaf headbands, leaf wristband, special edition first uncut box set, regular uncut second and third box sets, Clash of Ninja 1&2, Uzumaki Chronicles 1&2, Deidara head band, 2 Deidara rings, most of the other Akatsuki rings, an Akatsuki cloak, Ultimate Ninja 1&2

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

...I'm not sure... o.o

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru! But only if it's Fem! Naru or Sasu...

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team Gai. They're too funny!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Yes, but in my very odd way...

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Yes

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Sasori

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Depends on what's been going on, but mostly anti

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Unfortunately, no

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

No

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

No, he's just hyper...

17. Sub or dub?

Sub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Depends.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

His punishments are funny :) He's kinda both

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yes

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Neither

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Haku

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Both, because being weird is being awesome :)

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

--thinks-- It would be hilarious if Sasuke hugged Itachi... I guess...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Would most of mine be Naruto if I didn't?

26. Do you wirte Naruto fanfics?

Same as above --points to above answer--

27. Do you like lemons?

The fruit yes, the other kind, NO! THAT IS WAY GROSS!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My dad does, he's the one who introduced me to anime in general

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

What?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

What?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yup XD

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Nope

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Nope

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

No

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

No. Just no.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

No! Piss off! D:

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

I have two...

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Wtf? He's not sexy at all

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yes, but only one is posted...

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Not really

Quiz results from animekitty513's 'What's your inner demon?';

You are a cat demon. You are a very caring and independent person. You like to help out your family and friends when they need you, but you get annoyed by it at times. You mostly like to follow most of the rules, at least the big ones, but like to cross the line once in a while and cause trouble. Along with this, you are very smart. You could have the best grades in school if you really wanted to, but would rather spend your time with your friends instead. Out of your friends, you are the caring one. You always look out for your friends to make sure they're OK.

Personality Type Report

Your Personality Preferences

INTROVERT

While you may not be anti-social, you do need (and deserve) your private time and space to retreat from the world. Unlike extroverts, you need to develop a concept of the world, or some aspect of it, before experiencing it. Too much socializing may sap your energies. Your energies are derived from exploring the inner world of ideas, impressions, and pure thought.

INTUITIVE

While you do process information through your senses, you add a twist to your processing by relying on intuition and serendipity. You look for undercurrents of meaning and abstractions in what you experience physically. You do not see things just as they are, but as what they could be. While you may rely on common sense at times, you trust inspiration far more.

PERCEIVING

You like to have as much information as possible before making a decision. Putting off a final decision until the last moment does not make you uncomfortable. Indeed, once a decision is made, a course plotted, you may feel a bit uneasy, because you feel bound to a certain course of action. You would much prefer to wait and see what happens. You enjoy to opportunity to improvise. Commitments are not etched in stone to you, and are changeable.

FEELING

You make decisions subjectively based upon your values and what is important to you. How people will be affected by your decisions is important to you. You are likely to make decisions based upon what you feel is acceptable and agreeable, rather than what is logical. Your truths are founded in your value and those of the society you live in. It is important to remember that we are discussing how you evaluate data and make decisions, and that you rely on your feelings to do so in no way implies you are overly emotional.

Your Personality Type

Introvert/Intuitive/Feeling/Perceiving

You are devoted and compassionate. You have a well-developed distaste for rules, orders and schedules. You are a natural born learner and can get so absorber in your projects that you forget those around you. You are passionate about your beliefs and love ideals. You have very high standards for yourself. You are very creative, sensitive, reserved, and introspective. You respect the values of others and expect them to respect yours.

In relationships, you are loyal and totally committed. You prefer a few deep relationships over a horde of acquaintances. Because you are somewhat reserved, you do best in one-on-one and small group situations. When you feel comfortable, you can be very entertaining and capricious. You are nurturing and supportive by nature. Your greatest social challenge is to balance your need to withdraw to your inner-world with your need to keep a strong connection with those you care for...

Famous People of Your Type:

Homer, Virgil, Mary, mother of Jesus, St. John, St. Luke, William Shakespeare, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, A. A. Milne, Laura Ingalls Wilder, Helen Keller, Carl Rogers, Fred Rogers, Dick Clark, Donna Reed, Jacqueline Kennedy Onasis, Neil Diamond, Tom Brokaw, James Herriot, Annie Dillard, James Taylor, Julia Roberts, Scott Bakula, John F. Kennedy, Jr.

Occupations Suited to Your Type Include:

Actor, architect, artist, composer, editor, translator, journalist, librarian, musician, occupational therapist, psychotherapist, educator, researcher, scientist, and writer.

(I find it humorous that 'my personality type' is similar to so many of the figures mainly known for their roles in the bible, despite being unreligious myself. Oh, and huzzah for being an artist/writer! :D)

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(10/05/07)

Why didn't I put this here before?

Becuase I was being... Strange.

Right, so in this part, I will be thanking the people who review, put the story on their fav. list, or put the story on their alert list for my oneshots.

Also, anything I find important for one reason or another will be going up in this part. -.\/ (haha, I made a Deidara face)

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(09/19/07)

I found out my brother was in the hospital as soon as I got up... O.O + T.T -

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(09/30/07)

I was watching Tiger Kill on Animal Planet, and the tigeress they were filming was named Chakra! --squeal-- So cool!

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(10/04/07)

Arigato Hitsumi Seiichiro! If any of you out there are wondering what that was about, Hitsumi-san put one of my stories on their favorites list!

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Arigato also to SweetKisses9 for the review and placing the story on your fav./alert lists, and arigato to KM-san for the review! (those two were the first reviews I got)

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Another double arigato to niwichan2468, for a review and favorite! I hope you all will keep reading my stories!

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(10/05/07)

Yet another arigato to CryingRosex3, for putting one of the oneshots on their favorites list.

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(10/06/07)

Arigato to IDunnoHuDaHellIam, who put one of the stories on their favorites list!

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I'm SUPER happy right now! My step dad just ordered the rest of the things I needed for my cosplay this year! XD --is dancing around--

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(10/08/07)

Arigato to chibisakucha, for putting one of the stories on their favs. list!

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Okay everyone, I won't hold chapters ransom or anything, but I am waiting for reviews on IHaS, to see what you guys think. So please review it!

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(10/12/07)

Arigato to Hearii and Link Fangirl01 for reviewing my first Bleach story posted, 'Not Once' and giving me some input on it. I really am sorry for making him OOC, Hearii-san! --bows--

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Eh heh, I've noticed that my oneshots are the most popular. (proven when I put something I only just began and finished up, and within the first few hours it already had more than 100 views + 2 reviews...) I'm glad you guys like them, but I really need input on my chapter story too. I don't mean to sound demanding or anything, but I would really appreciate it if you reviewed it too, please.

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(10/13/07)

Okay, it's... 2:34 A.M. and I'm writing this because... KittiKat626 put my story 'Not Once' in her C2... Cool! Arigato, KittiKat626! I'm gonna go back to bed now...

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I'm awake now! And I just read the review from KittiKat626... Er, I was really tired last night, that's why I didn't thank her for the review then... And I'm going to do that now. Arigato KittiKat626 for the review! I'm glad you liked it, and I'll try to keep writing to your standards!

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(10/15/07)

Funny stuff, and here's a short story from my sister about how my cat scared the shit out of her.

She works as a night stocker (no, not a night stalker) and she makes tuna sandwiches for her dinner. So she gives the tuna juice to Sasami.

She had the next day off, and so she had been drinking a little, and she looked over into the den from the kitchen, and Sasami walked out from in front of the couch. And then she licked her lips. My sister freaked out, and she thought Sasami was going to eat her. I was laughing when she told me, and I put it up here.

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(10/17/07)

I am very angry right now. Want to know why? It's because I apparently need a new internet browser to edit my profile. --sarcastic grin-- So now I'm using the desktop rather than my laptop. AND, my e-mail isn't working. So I have to login and check the stats of my stories to see if ANY new reviews are there, or if someone else put one of them on their faves list. GRAH! --punches nearby anime person, which happens to be Orochimaru--

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(10/21/07)

Okay, the internet thing has been fixed. I found a Fire Fox thing on my finder window. --sweat drop-- And I figured out how to check my e-mail from the web. So, I finally got around to reorganizing my profile after it got jumbled up. Oh, and I think I'm going to stop the 'put name of reviewer up here for the world to see and make myself irritated that I can't use Safari to do that anymore' thing. So, I'm just going to thank everyone in advance. THANK YOU EVERYBODY THAT REVIEWS!

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(10/23/07)

Don't know why I didn't put this up earlier, but here it is; Please click on the favorite stories button. There are some very good stories in there that I think some of you would like. .

And remember to review them, too! No flaming them though, or I will personally hunt you down and throw a cat at you. (Five sharp, pointy bits, remember!)

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(10/24/07)

--looks around angrily-- I hope you're happy, Deidara. You know why? Because now, I've noticed quite a few of my thoughts ending in 'un'... Greeeeeeeaaaaaaaat. Excuse me while I go kill random evil creatures in Legend of Zelda now. --stalks off, whacking Deidara on the head on her way out--

Deidara: What the hell did I do, un? It's her own fault, un. --rubs head--

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(10/27/07)

I get to keep my hair for one more day! :D

If you're wondering what that was about, my mom and I went out to do some errands today, including getting my hair professionally bleached for cosplay. All of the hair places were closing too soon to get it done today, so I get to keep my brown hair for one more day! Huzzah!

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(10/31/07)

Happy Halloween everybody!

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(11/03/07)

--many wheezing sounds are heard as Neko tries to say something--

Dei: She says she lost her voice because of a cold, un.

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(11/05/07)

Holy fuck! O.O I just found a video on You Tube that had my sister, her boyfriend and me in it! --extra large grin--

NekoCon Cosplay Line

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(11/11/07)

Question to whoever the hell wants to answer it; Should I make a sequel to 'Not Once' and 'A Valentine for You'? I already have the basic plot for AVY's, as well as a title (though it's probably not going to be a poem). I just want to know what you guys think... Message me and tell!

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(11/12/07)

I had the weirdest dream last night; I don't remember what it was about exactly, but I'm pretty sure it had the Akatsuki in it, and rather than just having my ears pierced, I had my lip pierced twice also... O.O The fuck? (although the Akatsuki part kinda made sense, seeing as how Pein is in love with piercings... -.-u) It was extremely weird.

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(11/25/07)

--sigh-- I'm at my dad's right now, and apparently, the fleas have returned... So I'm having to protect my bag and computer from them, seeing as how I have to go back to my mom's, where there is another black cat, which I'm sure would not enjoy having fleas hopping around... --twitch--

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(12/02/07)

--snort-- Hee hee... I just found a picture of lots of Bleach cosplayers from NekoCon X, and there's a random Tobi in the group of them. --falls on floor laughing as Deidara looks at her oddly--

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Because some random thing reminded me that the somehow forgotten Christmas is coming up;

I'm sure everybody who pays attention to my pen-name know what I want for the great gift holiday. And there are two correct answers;

A kitty friend for Sasami-da- I mean chan! Dammit all, Deidara! Right... --cough-- As I was saying, a kitty friend for Sasami-chan, or...

Anything that is well made and Akatsuki related... To go with my cloak, ring and wallet. XD

I actually got a stuffed fox at NekoCon, which means... AKATSUKI CAUGHT THE KYUUBI! Yes, I named him Kyuubi. I'll stop rambling now.

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(12/08/07)

Hmm. I just finished reading the first volume of a manga called 'Instant Teen; Just Add Nuts', and it's pretty cute XD. I might try writing for it sometime.

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(12/18/07)

O.O Sasami-chan is being strange... She's being a cuddle-bug! She's never a cuddle-bug! WHERE IS MY CAT! ... I think it's Itachi in disguise... ITACHI! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SASAMI-CHAN! --whacks Itachi over the head--

Itachi: You lack common sense...

Neko; And you lack acting skills. D:

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(01/02/08)

It is officially a winter worth calling winter! It's finally SNOWING! --does happy dance-- --glomps everyone, earning a yell from Hidan--

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(02/02/08)

Wow... Have any of you ever had that moment when your brain actually hurt? I just looked at a picture of an upside-down sign that did so... o.o

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(02/24/08)

HOLY SHIT! O.O I finally beat a Legend of Zelda game! Woot! XD Take that, Ganondorf! --glomps Sasori--

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(03/20/08)

I'm sick... Again. Dammit... --cough--

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(04/02/08)

Hi! I'm not dead! :D And I'm working on a horror/humor fic! XD Later!

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(05/16/08)

My muses... they're dead... T.T Don't expect anything for quite a while... Unless you count written versions of an original story idea that won't be posted anywhere...

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(05/26/08)

Yeah... I managed to thwack myself pretty good on the head (and leg) a few minutes ago... o.o' It still hurts... Dumb couch...

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(10/16/08)

Wow... it's been a while since I last posted up here, eh? :) Anyway, I'm still alive. Likely not for long, though. I have to keep Sasami from eating our new kitten, get ready for NekoCon, babysit a friend's brother, and I think I'm getting a cold or something... Updates may be even more lacking than they usually are, so you might not want to hold your breath for that. I'm currently focusing more on my deviantART account than anything else, and have some original stories posted up there for anyone who would like to read them. deviantART profile

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(12/10/08)

Nya, I have now got two deviantART profiles. :3 Alternate account, anybody?

Fluffballs;

This is a list of what breeds to search on deviantART for my story; Fluffballs.

Yellow American Tabby / Naruto, picture with more of a yellow fur

Bombay cat / Sasami / Sai, picture with dark eyes instead of gold / Itachi, picture with red eyes

Abyssinian / Sasori

Tuxedo cat / Tobi, picture with brown eyes

Turkish Angora / Ino, picture with more of a yellow fur

Javanese / Deidara, picture with left eye missing and a yellow-ish fur

Here's my Onee-chan's profile

A very cute and funny picture

Best Tobi picture ever

Loads of Cool Japanese Stuff. They have cherry blossom flavored KitKats!

Legend of Zelda; Manga

Go here, NOW! http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap080722.html

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2 of you have Stars are Perfection (Naruto, 192 hits) on your favorites.

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6 of you have Fluffballs (Naruto, 765 hits) on your favorites, and 3 of you have it on alert.

6 of you have Life (Naruto, 394 hits) on your favorites list

7 of you have Gone is thy Life (Naruto, 502 hits) on your favorites

8 of you have Not Once (Bleach, with a whopping 2,503 hits) on your favorites. It's in 1 C2 community

9 of you have The Cat Came Back (Naruto, with a whopping 3,993 hits) on your favorites, 16 of you have it on alert. It's also in 6 C2 communities

And 16 of you have me on your author alerts, with 21 (O.O) of you having me on your favorites list. I also have 4,169 page views! --gives virtual cookies to all--