Hi Everyone!

About Me...

gender: Female

Religion: Christian. "God has poured out his love into our hearts. Romans 5:5

age: HAHAHAH like I'll say so...I don't want any STALKERZ (dun dun dun..) and also people are influenced by a person's age when they read fics. Read my writing for what it is!

From: America, but it says so at the top of the page, now doesn't it?

When I grow up I want to: I don't know...Do I need to think about this now? D:

My stories are :

Patience: A very old songfic- Luna's POv after the series ends. Very simple- the song in it is longer than the whole story, maybe it is better that way-point of the story perhaps? I wrote it so long ago.

One More Night: I look back on this an I don't know how I like it compared to my other stories. Very abstract, I guess. I wrote it becuase I wanted to put in another point of view to the situation. YAY DELUSIONS HAPPY. Ha, I don't even know how i got inspired from this one.

Enough: LOL I wrap waay worse than Barty in this story and that is where this was inspired from! I wrote this in about 7 minutes, at the most, with no breaks which is bizarro for me. I think in this we all have some Barty in us :)

Helter Skelter Freedom: What really made me criticize this movie is that Vincent actually never tried to help eugene with his alcoholism. But the story- not exactly surrealism, more like subconcious-y. Run on sentences coming out of the woodwork- grammarfreaks BEWARE!! But it is for the benefit of the story, so it doesn't seem too grammatically incorrect.

Authoresses Ruin My Life: Crackfic. Refrences everything from Oprah to Sweeney Todd. Really wacko fic... I suppose it is confusing too. Nadir was always like ANGST ANGST ANGST in Kay's book so I turned that around.

Flying: For those who have read Roll of Thunder, this is not too shabby. Drabble...no slash, though. Philisophical, in a way. This is one of my masterpieces, haha. YAY STACEY!

Those Who Know: My other masterpiece! woot! Half the time i thought Bernard was uber annoying and the other I thought it was just regular "Bizzare Society Angst tm". Well I saw some stuff between him and Helmholtz, and I thought Fanny could use a spotlight too so this is what happened.

For There Is nothing Covered: Wow this is cryptic. Well I thought OH YAY THEY SHOULD MEET and convinced meself NOT to use slash. Well...this wins my Most Bizzarre story. I thought that BB should basically be insane and have some sort of connection to Goldstein. Meh.

Things The Shakespeare Characters Would Never Say: Crackfic, definitely. Where tragedies are exploited for laughs by way of slash, singing, and verbal beyotch-slaps; and where comedies are parodied to the point of wack-osity with the same. ROMEO AND JULIET- MACBETH- A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM-TWELFTH NIGHT so far

My avatar...yeah it's insane. Hello Kitty is awesome...I accidentally searched "hell kitty" and this is what I found.

Musicals/moviemusicals I like: Gypsy, Legally Blonde:The Musical, Chicago!, Color Purple, Phantom of the Opera, The Best Little Wh0rehouse in Texas, Weekly World News' Bat Boy, Moulin Rouge!, Spring Awakening, Dreamgirls, Anything Goes, Cabaret, Hairspray, Sweeney Todd,9 to 5, Honk, Mamma Mia!,Annie, Pippin...

TV: Lost, 30 Rock, Clone High, Ugly Betty... ( I don't watch TV much...)

Music: TaTu, Tori Amos, Emilie Autumn, Bob Marley, Coldplay, Regina Spektor, globe, Ayumi Hamasaki, No Doubt, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Celtic Woman, Basshunter, Dolly Parton, Amy Winehouse, Loituma, Bessie Smith, Billie Holiday, Cyndi Lauper, Nirvana, Hole, Leningrad, Liza Minelli, Destiny's Child, various viking metal bands, Enya...

Movies(non-musical): Lady Jane, Lars and the Real Girl, Little Miss Sunshine, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Superstar!, Juno, Bernard and Doris, baby Mama, La Vie En Rose, Howl's Moving Castle, Metropolis, My Neighbor Totoro, Talladega Nights, Waitress, Elizabeth( Elizabeth I and Elizabeth: The Golden Age), Stepford Wives, The Year of the Dog, Beaches...

Ships: I support Remus/Sirius, Erik/Nadir, Dumbledore/Grindelwald, Ernst/Hanschen, Gemma/Kartik...I'm a slashwriter. If you say you don't believe in gay marriage I can prove to you that it exists :D but I do some het too. I can't deal with incest fics...most of it is basically about abuse and I can't find anything romantic about abuse. Also student-teacher is kinda creepy...but I won't flame you or anything for what you write. Either I won't read it or I won't be a jerk about your writing. If there's a ship that I never thought of or didn't think would work, but the fic sounds interesting...well I've been surprised and liked it cause it was written convincingly.

Characters I like:

Harry Potter: Luna, Sirius, Remus, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione

Phantom of the Opera: Erik, Carlotta, Mme. Giry, Nadir, Christine, Meg

Shakespeare:Viola, Banquo, Macbeth, Lady Macbeth, Maria, Puck

Great and Terrible Beauty: Ann, Kartik, Gemma, Brigid, Felicity, Pippa

Spring Awakening: Ilse, Ersnt, Hanschen, Moritz, Martha, Wendla

Great Quotes:

"IT'S A POWER-SNACK! SLAM IT IN YOUR FACE HOLE!"-Clone High

"I'm Harry Potter! I'm harry Potter!"-Kid running through hall at school...my class was taking a test XD

"Now pour granny some BOURBONN"-came from mad baking incident

"Thank you for driving carefully through the village."- Road Sign that has a car slammed into it

"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."- Alice Walker

"Love would never leave us alone."-Bob Marley

“You be the Magic Man, and I’ll be El Diablo.” “What’s that mean?” “I think it’s Spanish for fighting chicken.”-Talladega Nights

"I totally ship Macbeth/Macduff...yumyumyum. 'Ride you tonight...'HAHA" "That was with Banquo..." "OH NO! LOVE TRIANGLE!" "More like OH YEAH! Man this is an awesome play!" -me and a friend...and sugar

"The ponies, they laugh at what you say."-Misheard line from "Bad Day" song

"Angsty German Oversexed Teenagers from the Victorian Age:The Musical"

"Thomas Paine the Rap Star"-school

"What's a soup-kitchen?"-Paris Hilton

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on"-Winston Churchill

"It's all make believe, isn't it?"-Marilyn Monroe

"I can see Russia from my house!"-Saturday Night Live

"Eeeemo President!"

"Science was my most favorite subject! Especially the Old Testament!"-30 Rock

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." Forrest Gump

"I'm so rich I have a shark in my basement"- my mom while explaining the plot of some TV show to me

"The hope still lives and the dream shall never die."-Edward Kennedy

" This Old House is more romantic than Twilight"

"People never notice anything." - The Catcher in the Rye

"You opera singing communist!"

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If Broadway is your home, no matter what anyone says, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile. ( I love animals, but I'm not vegetarian becuase I think it's healhier for me to eat meat and all that...but game hunting and wearing fur is just terrible!)

If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're Legally Blonde, Brunette, or a Redhead, copy and paste this into your profile. (Bend and snap! OMG you broke his nose! Love this movie/musical...why isn't my un-italics button working?)

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile ( Or facebook)

If you think that Hanschen and Ernst are a much better couple than Wendla and Melchior, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sometimes I got the impression that Melchior didn't truly love Wendy until she was dead...they are both good ships, but Hernst is still better.)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who has died of cancer. (I think she is so brave. Here's to my almost cousin)