Name: Hitokiri Kouseiyouso translation elemental assassin

Age: 9ty million & 43 ;)

Gender: female

Fave Game & TV shows: all the Legend of Zelda games, fave TV show Naruto & Mythbusters & recently death note um bleach...O.O I know there are more but shrugs can't remmber them

Fave characters: Garaa, Naruto, Itache, Kyubbi, Hinata, Deidara & my OC Oni Kamakazie hm & Sasori, Ichigo & Kissh, Light & L, Azien-sama cause he is hot Oh & dark link

Legend of zelda: Link & Shadow Link

Fave Couples: NaruHina, ItaKyu, Garhina, KisshIchigo

Least fav characters: Sakura cause she annoys me & She is a worthles fangirl bitch that for some crazy kami forsaken reason was able to somehow as weak as she is killed Sasori-Danna, Sasuke you tried to kill naruchan & Tachi jerk & you kill Dei why do the good die young? Kabuto I just don't like you don't know why I just don't

My likes: Reading fan fics, meeting new people, watching Mythbusters specially episodes where they blow stuff up boom baby:) yep am a pyro & proud of it have the tee shirt & everything too & working in the Hospital oh & my new hot marine boyfriend squee

Dislikes: people who judge others without getting to know them first, stuck up brats, and people who hurt others for no reason, perverts, people who think that they are Superior to everyone else Grr those kinds of people make me see Red FYI I'm Italian don't piss me off cause I'll go Mafia on your ase

Dreams for the future: hmmm...>.o nope not telling

My Oc

1. Oni Kamakazie

title: Hitokiri Kouseiyouso translation elemental assassin

description: about 5ft 3 pale skinned with 2 red triangles on each cheek & a large blue V yeah I stole that look from Majora's Mask the Fierce Deity Mask cause it is a cool look & is one of my fav games oh & he has fangs, short silver hair, & black wings wears a black headband with a silver infinity sign aka sidways 8. eyes change depening on his mood part of his kekigenki wich gives him control over the elements but taks a realy lon time to master luckly it allso doubles the users lifspan. wears a short sleeved chain mail shirt under a light grey unzipped long hoody with the infinity sign on the back,black belt, baggy black jeans the kind skater wear that have all those zip up pockets on them wears a kuni pouch on both legs & on the upper arms, black combat steal toed boots the ones with the spikes on the bottom. blood red fingerless gloves & wristbands that also have the infinity sign on them yeah it is practically on all his stuff cause that is his clan symbol.

Weapon: main weapon is the double helix blade he wears it on his back from Majora Mask if you have never played that game &/or never unlocked this mask it is a large sword that has to blades that form a double helix about the same sze as Oni. he also uses 2 long daggers as his secondary weapon dark red handles are wrapped in black & gold leather usually are found hanging form his belt seals on the blades add toxins to them that can kill/stun. I actualy own a pair that are kind of like these minus the toxins course. he can use able to use most weapons but manly sticks to using swords, kuni & shuriken.

Bio: Oni is a wandering mercenary/mage/ninja who is called the elemental assassin on count of the fact that his bloodline gives him control over the elements. can use nin mostly highly distructive ones, gen who doent like confusing the hell out of their enemey, ti, & magic like cure, fire, & blizzard, ecetra his past is shrouded in shadows heck I don't even know it , has problems with his temper is fiercely loyal to his friends, he tends to use magic more than jutsu, hates seeing children hurt. does not play well with arrogant people or those who hire him but don't plan on paying him I hate double crossers they are such kill joys. loves to fight . tends to be very stubborn & hates to lose & is currently wandering around the many different worlds looking for a good fight.

Family:

Mother: unknown deceased??

Father: unknown deceased

younger brother Kyu

Bloodline: unknown

species: Fallen Angel

Age: unknown

height: 5.3

blood type O +

rank: ss

wanted: on many worlds for senceless violence, killing sprees, outing several tirants from their thrones while cuting the number of said tirant's minons in half, and mass distruction

Fave Quotes: "I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage Mythbusters

"Nothing like an explosion to make the day complete" Aniki used to say it all the time

"Boom" Naruto

"Burn Sucker" Me

"Die Noob" My Baby brother playing Halo

"Only 2 things are infinite: The Universe & Human stupidity & I'm not so sure about the former" Albert Einstein

You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest after all… It’s the honest ones you have to watch out for, as you never know when they’ll do something incredibly… Stupid.” Jack Sparrow

“You look familiar Have I threatened you before?” Jack sparrow

"Being sane is no fun." me

My Sigs: stand up for what you believe in! even if you have to stand alone! I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior.

We Love You & Miss You Aniki.
Anthony Capra Iraq EOD 1979-4/9/08 Killed By a IED: Improvised Explosive Device

"Being Sane? Che now where is the fun in that?"

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (Underlined is ME!)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

meh saw it on BakaNekoSans profile & thought cool think I'll add it to mine

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria) The Autumn Alchemist (DIE YOU FUCKING TERRORISTS!!), FOXANBU, Hitokiri Musei, Hitokiri Kouseiyouso

If you've ever been called a ninja by your family or friends copy and paste this. funny this has been true on many times from dif people

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Abortion is just wrong. Every life is precious. Help stop abortion.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.The Fifth Rider of Armageddon,AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, Dragoon321, Ranpuryu, Inazuma Kanji, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hitokiri Kouseiyouso

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list.Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hitokiri Kouseiyouso

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri Kouseiyouso

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!:KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri Kouseiyouso

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing,copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri Kouseiyouso

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri Kouseiyouso

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile Hitokiri Kouseiyouso hell yeah that would rock

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381, Demon Wraith, Leaf Ranger, Hitokiri Kouseiyouso

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. heh guilty as charged

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN that was fun."

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry...just laugh about it when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Dude drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

love this got it from Ramenette

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." Squee that show rocked will was so funny
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. ah those were the days we had the good ones not this crap they are trying to pass of as cartoons
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps" they were scary funny
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . yep still do
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. hehe they still are settled that way at my house
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. all the time
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. Squee such a cute couple
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. hell yeah I own one of the first super nintendos
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. meh was to lazy to find the camcorder
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" & they worked OMG it was freaking hilarous
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. shivers the only good one was Wishbone
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads. bleh they were nasty but my siblings practicly lived of them
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. O.O used to copy movies off those & use em on my brothers
You remember Ring Pops. they rocked edibal jewley that tasted good
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. yay pizza
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. they lied
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. till it died on me
. . . Furbies Kami those were creepy
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. the originals will always be the best
Michael Jordan was a king. he should of stayed black
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. never could find one when you wanted to
You collected those Beanie Babies. must have over 500 of them
Carebears yeah they were fun to burn
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have. still are
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls no they were freaky & refused to burn Evil I tell you Evil
If you even know what an original walkman is. still have 1 somewhere in the attic
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" whaa I do not need a night light I do not need a night light
You know the Macarena by heart. yes
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said heh that 1 will never get old
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" pissed my bro off so much
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! hell yeah I was cause I was the first in the family to do it
You remember Highlight's magazine. meh they were okay
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. sob why must you remind me of the happy time I am 2 inches to short to go there anymore
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. ah going so fast you thought you would throw up it was fun then well still is today
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .Shivers myspace
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .Shivers dack times indeed
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . meh did fine without them before fail to see why they are needed now
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . ...
Before Spongebob . . . ...
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. heh still do that O.O I know Im bad
When light up sneakers were cool. ...yeah if you wanted every one to find you during man hunt
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs... I liked those they weren't as fragile
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. ...those were the good days 10 filled the tank & prank calls were so easy back then wow I feel old
When we recorded stuff on VCRs. heh still do
When gameboy was a brick. stupid thing need its own carrying case was to big to fit in jeans, shirt or coat pockets
You did MASH to figure out your future...Sob It lied to me
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

...O.O wow kinda scary that... I can remember so many of them Wah I feel so old now

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care