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Author has written 12 stories for Pucca, Class of 300, Total Drama Island, Tinkerbell, Future Is Wild, Monsters vs. Aliens, His Dark Materials, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Cat Returns. Go here for everything on avatar! It even has pics of the people who will be in the new movie! http://avatar.wikia.com/wiki/The_Last_Airbender http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7VY2D8Mw44&feature=fvw OMG THEY MADE AN AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER MOVIE! WRITE IT DOWN AVATAR JUNKIES... JULY 2 2010! OMG OMG OMG! THIS WAS ME... :( (I'M BORED...) :? (WHAT'S ON YOUTUBE?) :I (AVATAR MOVIE? ~CLICK~) :I (WHOA...) :) (NO WAY!) :> (hOLY CRAP IT'S REAL PEOPLE!) :...0 (I-IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL! ENDS 80 (...DADDY!! ~RUNS TO PHONE~) HE LOVES AVATAR TO. If your cool press alt and F4 at the same time then look at your backround ~ Above the shadowes Beneath the Sun Without a Word Within my Heart For you are my Darling ~ You should now right now... I'm team Jacob. Websites I enjoy and think you might have been moved to the bottom! Thankz! ;) 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "JUMP MOTHER F~~~~!!" So I'm on this website called Fastpasstv.com and I signed up so I could review on movies and I went to like my accout home page and it says "Howdy, Prinzzez_kitten" ROLF! ... ok so why are you not laughing? I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,Derangedpixie, Prinzzez_kitten I'm not gunna tell you where I live Most of my friends can not understand why I love reading and writing so much. I always have a book and if I don't have a book I have a peice of paper and a pencil. Just in case you are wondering...I AM A GIRL!! Weha!! I mean the only stories I ever right are... looks both ways... LOVE STORIES!! Most things on here are probly going to be repeted Most things on here are from other peoples profiles! Veiwer descersion is advised... Best friends and authors: AliJo: She is the queen of random, so I am the princess. AliJo is really cool and funny! I think she totaly rocks! She is my best friend on Fanfiction.net! She will always be just a little more random then I will ever be. Haeztiger: He is really cool! Even though english is his second langue he knows it better then me! He puts great detail in everything he writes! And did I mention he is funny? Ginseng Love: The best MvA author on the face of the earth! Ok so I do the schools plays and last year Ben did it to his line was "I have a degree I love children I don't see why I would not be a great teacher," But he said, "I have a degree I love children I don't see why I be a good teacher." One of the funniest thing my friends ever said: Calum: Did you see America's next top modal last night? David: Yes. Me: You guys watch that even I don't and I'm a girl. Calum: Yeah, well it takes a real man to watch it and your just not a real man. Me: Thank God! If I were a man then something went wrong when I was born. My motto: "I smile because I have no clue what is going on." =) Fav qoute: Marvin the Martion "Where is the boom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering ka-boom. This makes me angiry, very angiry indeed." Funniest: Calum: "Crudmuffins!" Calum: "G-i- Gorgia?" Calum: "Ewwey." Brytni: "Puncuation?" Mom watching ZZ top: "I don't think I've ever seen them without their hats. Maybe they don't have heads. Maybe their just beards. Beards with a hat on 'em." Quiz: "If your house was on fire, what would you do? 1: Run out the front door 2: Crawl through a window 3: Take one last grab at your most prized possesion 4: Try not to think about the fact if you let one rip right now, your butt would totally catch fire" We were working on something for Socal Studies and it was a pretend dinner and a movie plan and the movie was Blot, and I'm like, "How can you watch a movie that is not even in stores yet?" And Calum is like "I got connections..." I give him a look and say, "Ok I write that down 'Calum's got connections.'" Me: "Crikhaaaaa." Reading a book to little children... Angelica: "Joanathan!" cocodaman5454: "If I had a dime for every time someone has called me skipy, I’d have a dime." Angelica: "Fudgealicous!" Ben during a formal tea: "Pop pop cheerio!" Then we made a rapish song. Me: "Pop pop to the cheerio." Both: "Pop pop to the cheerio. Pop pop to the cheerio." Ben: "Yo yo!" Burps Angelica: "Dirty fudge." Angelica: "French-fry, french-fry where did you get thoes french-fries?" She was singing. My Mom: "Hey let's all go on tv and be fat together. Lets all be fat retrads. We can do it if we try." She was makeing fun of Biggest lossers family. Emily's Crishtmas card: "We are a trads in God's eyes." L.A. teacher: "Don't fear the comma." Math question said it needed three slices of bread for a sandwich, Emily: "Why does it need three?" Math teacher: "Beacuse it is one of thoes fancy tripple deck sandwichs." Emily: "Oh like a big-mac?" Brooke: "Do I have to write father? I don't call him father it is like (In a sweet inisent brittish voice) Hello father... may I go read the Bibel?" Brooke: "If I couldn't see my paretns I'd go crazy! They would have to put me in the wacy shack." Sol: "So basical this bookelt, um packlet..." Mom: " (Trying to say chupacabra) It is like that thing in the dessert the Capabapo!" Emily: "Shut up Ben! I'm trying to eavsdrop!" Brooke: "I'm a ganster and I got something on my foot." Dad: "I think bigfoot ate that guy..." Emily: "Don't call me the daughter of the devil! That's an insult! I am the devil." During a super huge important test, Ben: "Ummm Mr. Insert name here, someone pooed in the urinal." Calum: "Ummm... umm... ahh, thoes will work deliously!" Ben: "So what was that about? Was it because it smelt like someone crapped a block of cinimin in the girls bathroom?" Sci. Teacher: "Brytni you nerd magnet!" Angelica talking to me about Evan: "He thinks he's al manly and crap, but really he is a big fat blob of Evan." Angelica: "Bats can't cause a brain tumor." Me: "How does this have anything to do with me lying?" Brytni: "Well anyway then the guy got a fudgesical." Sol: "It is half the size of Mexico." Teacher: "What is?" Sol: "Umm Mexico?" Sci. Teacher: "Where do you shop, ugly.com?" Emily: Ben and Angelica were haveing a contest to see who could say Dumbeldor better, Emily spoke to Gellli first, "You sound like a wich and Ben you sound like a dumbeldor!" Brooke: "If you were to give me a paper cut I might have to hit you." Emily and I don't like Hillary Clinton so we came up with this = Me: "So what is your opinion on the blind orphans?" Emily imitating Hillary: "Cackle Cackle Cackle." Dad: "I hate the computers, they don't do anything but tell you there is a problem. No shit Sherlock!" Mom: "I’m not even going to waste my time talking to him. So I’ll write him a note." Yin, Yang, Yo: Doctor: "Well asid from the abnormaly small brain," Yang: "Thank you." Doctor: "And the moth," Yang: "His name is Bart." Family guy: Peter tells a bad joke then there is a cricket. Then you see Adam West holding a cricket cage and says, "My apolgizes. My pet cricket has restless leg syndrom." LOL ROFL!! :() Same episode... Meg: "I want to be a vet when I grow up." Peter: "Meg we have been over this. You are going to gain 150 pounds and write Ugly Betty Fanfiction." OMG!! 8O That is so cool!! Not from anyone I know: Wasps their like bees only the don't die! There are two muffins and one say "Man it is hot in here." And the otherone says, "Holy crap a talking muffin!!" Where were you on the day of today? I will now quote the Teletubbies in my moment of rage! One, two, three, four, five, six people I can run over... Hmmm... today might be a productive day! They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons. How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? Elmo must be on crack if he's living in a crayon-house and he's talking to his goldfish I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes ( I actual did that once...or twice...oh and a garbage can to.) People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs I have a dream and in it, something eats you. (is listening to an I-Pod for the first time) GAH! It made a sound at me! I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you. I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. (fav) There is a fine line between genious and insnity. I have erased this line. We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! The below statement is true The above statement is false Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. What does a vegitarin zombie say? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssss! I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy. A tree only hits an automobile in self-defense. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You'll see. Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. (So true!) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intellegent life, why the hell are you scared?! Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life What is this 'kindness' you speak of? There are very few problems that cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives Boys don't fall for me, I trip them. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Let's see. My first impression: I hate you Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon (I use that one a lot) Don't look at me with that tone of voice! A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. (Nooooo!) Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING?? (My friend Sol got a kick out of that one) What came first the chickan or the egg? Why the hell should I care, what I really care about it who ate the first chickan! Yo mama jokes: Yo' mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground. And missed! Yo' mama's so old, she knew the burger king when he was a prince. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Fav show qoutes: The Marviloius Misadventurs of Flapjack: (the asian guy from the "How the west was fun") "Would you like a french-fry?" Lmao! Gusse what! Because I am soooooo genurous I am going to give you a really fun site! http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/ There you go and it is just for you and no one else! Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile. Scary-a.. thing.. fav couples: Pucca: PuccaxGaru= Duh... ChingxAbyo= Cute PuccaxTobe= Hey don't hate me I like it DadaxRingring= Cute poor Dada just can't get his girl PuccaxDada= I think that would be cute TobexRingring= They are evil together! Total Drama Island: CourtnyxDuncan= This is just the cutest little couple in the world I love it sooooooooooooo much GeoffxBridgett= Not really but still pretty cute! GwenxTrent= I think she could do better OwenxIzzy= They are just crazy and random people! CodyxBeth= I love love love love LOVE it! Aladdin: AladdinxJasmin= Yeah yeah yeah same old same old JasminxJaffar= Eww eww eww and double EWWWWW! Why do so many people like that?! Cyberchase: MattxInez= Cute JakiexSlider= Love it! SahrixMatt= Yep that one is cute Monsters vs Aliens: Susan/Dr. Cockroach= How can you not love it?! Avatar: The Last airbender: Aang/Katara: Yeah... Katar/Zuko: YAY! Sokka/Yue: DIE SUKI! Ty Lee/Haru: Didn't even no this was real... I love it! Zuko/Mai: Bleck! Bolt: Bolt/Mittens: Head over heels for this one! Things about me even I don't care about: Pesonality: I'm a bit mean, smart, well mannred, emotianal, slightly low self esteim. Instrument: I am in my school's steel drum band...Dun dun..dun dun dun...dun. Can I spell: Not very well Movies I hate the most: High School Musical 1,2, & 3 Fav movies: Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa, Kung fu panda, Corpes bride, Beverly hills chihuahua, Monsters vs Aliens, Bolt, Happy Feet, Barbie in the Nutcraker (Don't hate me. That is my growing up movie. And the other day I broke it Cries That movie was for me and my stuffed dog who I grew up with and was my only friend, that was our movie!! :...(...) Fav Animae Movies: Sprited Away! Oh my god that movie is the best! Ponyo. You have to watch Ponyo! Fav movie peoples: Master Shifu (Kung Fu Panda), Simon (Alvin and the chipmunks), Scooby Doo, Dr. Cockroach (Monsters vs Aliens) Fav color(s): Red and white Phobia: Owls, the owl from the Avatar: the last airbend episode, The Library, Wan Shi Tong, and also from Avatar Lion turtals Fav word to say: Parafinalia Fav word to hear: Any of thoes long medical names Fav word to say and hear: Cream Fav person to say cream: English Teacher Greatest hatered: Tigers, P!nk (Pink the singer, that is how you spell her name) Decent: Irish: (Second born in America) Do I have siblings: Nope but I do have two half brothers I never talk to Fav shows: Whoo baby you gotta be tired of reading so here is tons of shows I love-- Between the lions, Backyardigins, Statick Shock, Pucca, Enginering an Empire, forensic files, I survived, Monster Buster Club, Phineas and Ferb, Ugly betty, Survivor, America's next top model, El tigre, True Jackson vp, Wizzards of waverly place, Wishbone, house hunters, cybercase, world girl, Yin yang yo, pinky and the brain, Avatar: the last airbender, sagwa the chinese simise cat, iCarly, Danny Phantom, All grown up, 1,000 ways to die, Lost Tapes, any animal documentary, and more I will name latter. Favorite song(s): Fire burning on the dance floor (Sean Kingston) Hips don't lie, and the Bamboo remix (Shakira) Favorite music artist: Sean Kingston Books I'm curently reading: The Amber Spyglass, I started reading the books because I was bored but really loved them! (Third in the His Dark Materials Trilogy.) Twilight, I'm half reading it for my friend Angelica and half because I like it. (I sould be ont he third book of the four, but I don't want to read anymore.) I'm cold aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the time! Even on the hottest day in summer my hands could freeze you! O.C.s: Fireleaf She is a fire talent fairy in Pixy Hollow She is in my story a flame that wouldn't burn Her love intrest is in my story and you have to read it to find out! Mwahahahahah! KeKe Lopez She is a Latina girl who gets schached by a Crypt Owl and bit by a Radioactive Wolf giving her powers She is in my story OW Crypta Her love intrest is well duh who do you think? http://www.meez.com/ow_crypta This is what she looks likes Laa Moon She is an Egytian girl who gets switched with her cat giving her powers She is in my story Katempt She has no love intrest yet Mikol Mali She is an Earth Kingdom girl looking for something she doesn't know what it is She is in my Story Knowlage, at what cost? Haru is her future love instrest, maybe... Yeah, so what I'm in love with a cartoon? It's called a cartoon crush. You think I'm weird. Well to me if you don't have a cartoon crush you're the weird one. If you agree copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), Blackdiamond(Riddler, Batman, Joker, Dark Two Face, Crane, Mikey form TMNT,) Prinzzez Kitten(Aladdin, DJ (tda tdi), Jacob Black, Slider, Danny Phantom (Used to have it bad, but I'm over him) Simon the chipmunk, Haru, Haku, Zuko, Aang, Howl, Dr. Cockroach, and others) I like slim jims! They are the perfect before dinner snack and they are esily hidden, aposed tot the say banana which I also love! Loading... Folder found Folder name: Sotries you should NEVER EVER read- File 1: within my ebon heart File 2: broken soul shatered heart File 3: new york love File 4: DA DARNESS CUTTING ME BLACK GOTTIK SOULS IN MEORBS File 5: Chowder goes to the bathroom Loading... Ok sorry about that, I just really hate thoses, and wanted to warn you, if you like those stories sorry I did not mean to afend you, I just wanted to warn you... but if you love to flame or need to just take it out on someone or you have never flamed before thease stories are the best! Ok now I am done once again sorry! But it is for your own good to know me and it is just my opinon so don't hurt me please Cowers in fear and hugs Mr. Woggie. Songs I like: Theme song from Makeing Feinds Once there was a little girl, a girl who could make fiends. She kept the whole town terified the girl who could make feinds. Then there came another girl, a girl who wanted to be friends, Vendetta can not stand her so she plots her end. Makeing fiends, makeing feinds Vendettas always makeing fiends, makeing fiends while Charlotte makes friends. Little Red Balloon by: Kristina Cornell (I just read this song and cried!) Her Mama took her shoppin' 'And a box 'a Magic Markers She was sittin' on the window sill 'I miss you, Dad Four years ago last Sunday He loved to tell her stories Now she talks to him as if he's there 'I miss you, Dad Now that little girl 'I miss you, Dad I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. " "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then h e looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you love your dad, post this on your profile. (Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.) You'll Live as Long as you DONT READ IT! there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. I am VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY SCARED OF Owls, mostlely giant owls but and freak me out!! This stupid fly keeps touching my arm! I hate it it is soooooooooooooo anyoing and I don't even have a flyswater!! My mom has totally lost it! She put the cat food in her own dish! I laughed so hard for almost half an hour. singing 1-800-222-1222, 1-800-222-1222! That is the poison control hotline! this is my version: 1-800-222-1222, 1-800-222-1222, when you sowlow toothpaste or shampoo or your bit by snake call 1-800-222-1222, 1-800-222-1222 Wehn a scopian sting ya or you eat more toothpaste call 1-800-222-1222, 1-800-222-1222! Stop eating toothpaste you moron! In gym yesterday my friend Calum hit me in the face with a ball and I started laughing, with tears coming out of my eyes. So I go to the bathroom to like get a little watter on my face and I can't stop laughing, I go back to the gym and I am laughing and I can't stop no matter what my friends do, hurt me, try to make me sad anything, I kept at it for an hour!! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. OK here is a funny joke my friend told me: There were two men on a plane, an American man and a Asian man. The flight attendant walks over to the American man and says, "Sir you are not aloud to have a brick on the plain.” “Ok.” he says and drops it out the window. The flight attendant walks over to the Asian man and says, “Sir you can’t have a bomb on the plain.” “Ok.” He says and drops it out the window. When the flight is over the men go there own ways. The American man sees a little girl crying he asks, “Little girl, little girl why are you crying?” She says “A brick fell on my head.” The Asian man sees a little boy laughing and asks “Little boy, little boy why are you laughing.” And he says, “I farted and my house blew up!” Oh my friend Ben did this while we were taking this computer test: Ben: "Pull my finger!" He actualy farts...never mind. Oh that was so funny! Sorry people I have lost my mind and don't plan on finding in anytiome soon. Things that confuse me: Why do people go up stairs in horror Movies? Why dont the people in the t.v hear you when you scream to them? I didn't make this up but foud it and loved it. All you have to do is copy and paste it into your proflie and then put and x or something that reprisents you! Beth: Bridgette: () You surf Cody: (x) You love technology Courtney: () You are/were a CIT DJ: (X) You love animals Duncan: () You have/had a mohawk Eva: () You often lift weights Ezekiel: () You're homeschooled Geoff: () You love parties () You often make out most of the day Gwen: () You're goth Harold: () You can be a pervert at some times Heather: () You're the Queen Bee Izzy (X) You're crazy/psycho Justin: () You're the eye candy () People faint when they see you Katie: (x) You have a BFFFL Leshawna: () You're the ghetto girl Lindsay: () You are/were a blonde (x) Your boobs are big (I hate them so much! 0.o) () You're a "Daddy's Girl" Noah: (X) You are a bookworm Owen: () You're overweight Sadie: (x) You have a BFFFL Trent: () You play/played the guitar Tyler: (x) You suck at sports So I'm most like Tyler, Noah, and Izzy. Cool. I'm also kinda like Courtney and Trent. gs that piss me off: Why do you point to your watch when you ask me what time it is? I know where my watch is jeark! Do I point to my croch when I ask where the bathroom is?! People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? You know what I don't even like cake! When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one stupid piece of paper! "I have a question!" Well duh isn't that why you raiesd your hand! "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? You know something? My friend Angelica, is Awwwwwe-some! I asked her the eraser bits question and she thought the sam thing!! Hey want to hear a song I came up with in grade 3 after I choked om Jello. Yes it is posseble. Here we go: Oh I choked on some Jello and it happend to be blue, Oh I choked on some Jello and it happend to be blue. If you touch my spoon I ki-i-ill you oh I choked on it! Ok so what happned was this: I was sitting across from Calum, like always, eating Jello. Then out of no where I start choking. I stop chokeing and make a song about It used to just go Oh I choked on some Jello and it happend to be blue, then Calum try to touch my spoon and so a sang If you touch my spoon I wack you, then we changed it to kill, my lfe is so fun huh? So what did my friends and I do today? We laughed are asses of at some kid in a class below us who was taking his eye test. He sounded so funny when he talked! We had a hard time trying to calm down. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, takari-sasusakulover, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, x.Hokori.x, mysterygurl13,Piisa, UchihaSakuraROX,Cherryblossom-has-bloomed777, randomhottiexoxo, Prinzzez-kitten If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies. If your obsessed with dragons, foxes, wolves and fantasy copy and paste this in your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. f you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile. Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. yeah, i like guys of other species and who are animated and probably don't exist or are to famous to ever meet me, so what? at least i'm HAPPY, unlike some certain person so lonely and bitter they need to put us freaks down. . . . .us HAPPY freaks down, that is. GO HAPPY FREAK POWER!! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile. If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have nothing else to do but sit at the compy and write copy and paste its, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile. If you obsessed with animals of all kinds, copy and paste this onto your profile. IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying, and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (There are resons but one is really dumb) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (Some would call it "Unhealthy" But what does my theripist know?) If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese? Or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crazy too) If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile. 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile! If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile. YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH> This is pretty neat. It really does work!> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat IThis is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line hahaha if you fell for it copy and paste it on to your profile If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob How to Tell if You're a Writer: -If you talk to yourself. Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. What is the closest object in front of you right now? (My Keyboard) Are you wearing pants? (Yes) What color is the floor around you? (Wood) What time is it? (1:08 pm) Pick a number between 1 and 3. Was it 3? (No, 2) Would you rather turn into a member of the opposite sex or die an excruciating death? (The first one) How long ago since you used the bathroom? (A while ago... maybe 2 hours.. Are you awesome? (Yes) Did you answer Yes to the above question? (Yes) Are you tired of saying Yes? (No) Are you sure? (Yes) Ok... really? (No) Do you really want to stop saying Yes? (No) Then stop answering these questions then. (No) Hint: If you say 'No' to the right question, you win If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! a little poem, read to the one you love: unicorns prance through the valley of enchantment and they all search for ketchup a penguin by another name is Dave, and he is very lonely so if you love me, you won't care that every second i make you read this, i waste another secong of you're life if you were a sneaker, i'd tie the knot as soon as i saw you if you were a gun, you'd be set on stunning if you were a fork, you'd be in the dishwasher if you were awesome, you'd be me you're parents must be aliens, for you are out of this world (and are a threat to national security) so roses are red and sprx is too and appa is big as is my love for you now i maybe crazy, that is true but at least i made this poem ryhme a little by not saying orange . . . . DARN IT!! written out of boredom by AliJo. :) Ten things to see before you die 1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal. 2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. 3. Homer say something intelligent. 4. Taxes disappear. 5. Voldemort destroying one of his Horcruxes. 6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children. 7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, etc. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catching the road runner. 10. The reaction of the teen population if abercrombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. (HE LIVES!) If you think Disney Channel should bring back American Dragon: Jake Long, copy and paste this to your profile PLEASE!! "I'm bring sexy back..." Copy and paste this to your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. Me: "Some people say I have a short atten- hey look a rock!" No really the only word or thing that can catch me off gaurd or make me stop in mid-sentece is "Corn" yep totall gets every time. If you hate someone for a strange reson copy and paste, then add your name and why. Prinzzez Kitten (I hate her gay little cough! Qeh qeh AHH!) Copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world(hamster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog)personally i love these songs but i don't't know what category music they would be. Copy and paste this if you think the people who DON'T like those songs are weird(even though you are the weird one). If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile. FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking--I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (I flew back like ten feet! It was a screen door.) If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever dream of comming up with a way fro the Cookie crisp wolf to gt the cearal, or Lucky to kill the kids, or both for the Trix bunny, copy and pste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this in to make it longer! ~Evil laugh~ If you can't wait for the Avatar movie copy and paste this into your profile If you can't wait for the new movie Ponyo ont he cliff by the sea to come out in english 'cuz you saw it in Japanease with english subtitals and can't beleve who is playing Suskae or the fact Cloris Leechman is in it, copy and paste If you have ever wached a comercal for life inserance and asked your dog "If you died would you be coverd?" If you ever had a conversation with your dog about something pointles and from a medical comercal or ever talked to your self and not notice, copy and past this into your profile. (I do that so much it is not even funny.) If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I used to call it "Maryland" Until I found out that is a state.) If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile. (Sad is an understatment he was my hero! I spent years watching his show I know more about animals then anyone I know and it was all thanks to him. If I didn't have school that day I would have cried untile I coulndt cry anymore.) If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this to your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. I have a tendency to scare peole, my friends, my mom, my cat... Oh one time I was in Math class doing a mutiplication problem and I thought I hade to subtract a smaller number then the bottem one but it was the last number you subtract so it was imposble so I put my head down on the table and cover it with my hands and go "No that is imposble!! Oh wait you are suppsed to add it."...you had to be there AliJo you rock!! If you are reading this it means I'm listen to some really old 50's music that my dad has up really lond ond my brain hurts! No really you rock! you are so funny and random!! To hilarous!! If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile. Mental Hospital Phone Menu Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just If you are weird, crazy, insane, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this to your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile. If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile. Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me... : My name is Emma and I am but three. My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid. I must be bad. What else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better. I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all. I can't do a wrong, or else I'm locked up all day long. When I awake, I'm all alone. The house is dark. My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car. My daddy is back from Charlie's bar. I hear him curse. My name he calls. I press myself against the wall. I try to hide from his evil eyes. I'm so afraid now. I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping. He shouts ugly words. He says its my fault that he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more. I finally get free and I run for the door. He's already locked it and I start to bawl. He takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken. My daddy continues with more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream but it's now much too late. His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain again and again. Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! He finally stops and heads for the door. While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma and I am but three. Tonight my daddy murdered me. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why the sun lightens our hair, Why women can't put on mascara Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when If con is the opposite of pro, Why they call the airport "the terminal" Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? If you ever just wanted to be that girl that turns heads when you walk into a room. You want to be that person who everyone in school to wants or wishes to be your friend. If you ever relized the guy you always had a little crush on sence 6th grade will never ask you out because your not pretty enough..or if you don't have all the right curves in all the right places...If you just one day wish you could be the popular girl of your school and have every hot guy at your fingertips... and then you relized.. your happy being who you are.. and the friends you have.. and the guys that like you for in the inside not out.. your happy being on the middle class.. and maybe gets made fun of once in awhile by the selfish,.. mean.. sluty...many more other bad word.., popular girls in your school, it's just a way to make them feel better about their self!! be happy for who you are.. what you look like.. and the friends you do have.. and your family. popularity..is just a thing that makes teen girls crazy and it's pointless!! love who you are!! (thankyou to all my bestfriends.. who made me believe i'm good enough just the way i am!!) please copy this into your profile if you ever wanted to be.. and ever relized your a beautiful person on the inside and who will never change who you are!! Everything here is edible. Even I'm edible, but that my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? You see, I used to be normal. But then I learned to read. So, the normalness went right down the drain! If u've ever walked/jogged/ran into a door copy and paste this to ur profile If u've ever fallen off a chair backwards copy and paste this to ur profile CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile. If you hate the Jonas Brother copy and paste this into your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Many a time, many a time.) If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you believe you can fly, copy this into your profile. if you've ever tried to fly... and failed, copy this into your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Sasha Marie, otherrelmwriter,suzyq85, AliJo, Prinzzez_kitten If you ever saw the movie Mary Poppins and then jumped off something high with only an unbrelia copy and paste this into your profile. (My parents got that movie for me due to the fact my name is well duh... Mary! If you haven't figured that out you should get help.) If you hate it when people critisize your splling errors, copy this into your profile. If you ever find yourself humming the jepordy theme song when your bord or waiting for something, add this to your profile (Oh my god my class does that so much we piss the teachers off!) http://cfimages.meez.com/static/promo/billboard/billboard_bkg_black.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;" />I'm mingtowhttp://www.meez.com/mingtow" style="position: absolute; top: 35px; left: 32px; height: 233px; width: 175px; margin: 0; padding: 0;">http://images.meez.com/user06/08/08_10031424858.gif" style="border: none; margin: 0; padding: 0;" alt="mingtow" title="mingtow" />http://www.meez.com/home.dm?refname=mingtow" style="position: absolute; right: 55px; bottom: 15px; display: block; border: none; margin: 0; padding: 0;" >http://images.meez.com/static/promo/billboard/makeameez.gif" style="border: none; margin: 0; padding: 0;" alt="" /> This is the 3D me. Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone ask you what you are doing that is so intersting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a complete random thing, like, "Where do the eraser bits go?" or start a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Danny Phantom is hot all over your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you draw Danny's face and bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse that you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Danny. Crazy is when you pee yourself in public and hug your imaginary boyfriend Danny for support. Crazy is when your alter ego begins to boss you around and date fictional characters while you are crying in a corner, then you burst into happy song when someone asks you what's the matter. Crazy is when you are bored you start talking to your alter egos and somehow kill one of your alter egos boyfriends, and now you are hiding from her wrath even though she's inside your head. Crazy is obsessing over Danny Phantom and marrying him (Which I did) and having make believe smex with him and fangirling over him constantly. Crazy is when you start swearing to your friends that strawberries rule the world, and all the political leaders are just the strawberries pawns and puppets for evil world domination! Crazy is when you run around your school yelling about Red Bull and butterflys (for no reason) and your friends have to bribe you with cookies to capture you and end up tying you to a tree until you calm down. Crazy is when you bump into a chair and say sorry. Crazy is when you ask your dog qustions about health care. Crazy is when you go onto a chat room and start saying you 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...999999 years old and your friend has to type your disleksic and you are trying to say hello. Crazy is when you are at a school dance and while no one is dancing you start doing crazy moves that would scare you if you were someone else. Crazy is when you have an imagenry friend and they say you can't come into your own house and you start crying untile your mom comes out and has to get rid of her for you. If you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Just a note: I used to be upsessd with Danny Phantom, and married him at this site called Marryyourfavoritecartonchariters.com...so, yeah. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! If you hate Tigers copy and past this into your proflie. (My friend would kill me for that she loves them how is she my still my friend?!) If you wish you had smart friends copy and paste this into your profile. If you know what S.M.A.R.T. means opy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Put this in your profile if your part of the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off. You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Questions: 1. Put the following animals in your order of preference: Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig 2. Write one word that describes each of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea 3. Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors: yellow, orange, red, white, green 4. Write down your favorite number and your favorite day of the week. Be sure your answers are what you REALLY WANT. Look at the interpretations below, but first before continuing, REPEAT your wish. Answers: 1. This will define your priorities in life: 2. Your description of dog implies your own personality. 3. Yellow: someone you will never forget 4. You have to send this message to as many people as your favorite number, and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded. Thanks for taking the test! And don't forget to repost this on your profile! If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but four conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember: You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain (Loved) -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles Holy crap I can't belive how much I rember! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever found yourself in an awesome place, but then wake up on your couch copy this on to your profile If you can feel pain in a dream copy and paste this into your profile. (That makes it really hard to tell if you are in a dream I will tell you but you can also smell and taste all 5 senses are there and you know what is is pretty cool!) If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile. Or if you yelled at them. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! That, my children, is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for i have attempted this many times before. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile . YOUR REAL NAME: Mary 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Marizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Panda 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Charlotte Marcie 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hutmaurns 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Pepsie ... wtf? 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Atuupcn...uhhhhhhhh 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Kathrine 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Rosabelle...I was 6 give me a brake Things to do in Wal-Mart: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Stalk someone and see what they buy and make a lifestory for them. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!" 16. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 17. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet. 18. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and 19. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several bullets to the chest. 20. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional) 21. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!" 22. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?" I love my friends and all but I will not let them call me "Mar" for I hate that name so they decided to call me Marcie. (Which if you don't know means "thank you" in French... I'm not French!!) If you are actually crazy enough to read right to the bottom of the page to get to this point and are reading this right now, then copy and paste this into your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) opps never got that... if you read this before today (4.26.09) that was not me. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm FIRENDS WITH AN EMO so I must be EMO TOO (What did I just say!!) I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. Some of thoes things realat to me and you to I bet, it is so wrong! Please if you agre with my put this into your profile! Stupid boys... (If your superstitious you might not want to read this) There was once a girl named Ashley who Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school In memory of the Columbian students that were lost ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Girl: Do you like me? Girl: Do you want me? Girl: Would you cry if I left? Girl: Would you live for me? Girl: Would you do anything for me? Girl: Choose--me or your life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Man: Haven't I seen you some place before? Man: Can I buy you a drink? Man: How did you get to be so beautiful? Man: Your face must turn a few heads. Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. Man: I think I could make you very happy. Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Man: Can I have your name? Man: want to see a movie? Man: Where have you been all my life? Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.) (as seen in all-hail-the-jello's profile) 1. Repeat everything the person says in a question. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. (Thank you great grandpa! You sank the Titanic!) Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. i love my friends! L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. i 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life...wow... That is scary! Do not use while sleeping. 61 Things Girls dont know about Guys: 61 things girls don't know about guys 1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE) 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. 11. Guys get jealous easily. 12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. 14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. 15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. 16. Girls are guys' weaknesses. 17. Guys are very open about themselves. 18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long. 19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. 20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. 21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. 22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. 23. Guys will brag about anything. 24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. 25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. 26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. 27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. 28. Try to be as straightforward as possible. 29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. 30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. 31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key. 32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. 33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. 34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. 35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. 36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." 37. Guys don't really have final decisions. 38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. 39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. 40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. 41. Guys like femininity not feebleness. 42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. 43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. 44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. 45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. 46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. 47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. 48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. 49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. 50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. 51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us. 52. We don't like girls who are too skinny. 53. We love it when girls talk about there boobs. 54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ... 55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours... 56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually 57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.. 58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts... 59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. 60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. 61. Your best friend, the guy you can go to with anything, is the guy who loves you more than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always love you. When he sees you cry he wishes he could change the stars to make you happy. He would go to the end of the world for you and loves you deeply. --Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose ur loved one --Guys if you don't repost this in one hr u will turn gay in 3 years. 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REPOST-- 61 Things Girls dont know about Guys What a TRUE boyfriend would do for you: When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will: Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong. On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl, Maximum Ridegirl, Sasuke'sGirl567, i like pie123,UchihaVamprincess0110, moonlesslife, UchihaSakuraROX, Cherryblossom-has-bloomed777, randomhottiexoxo, Prinzzez-kitten (\_/) CLICK IT!! color="red">Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!! ┌─┐ ─┐ └┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘ Adds: Read Prinzzez_Kitten's new story, The Language of Love. It is her best story ever! You have to read it. Read it my puppets reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaad! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Drink Pepsi! It will make you feel loved. Wow that sounded wrong... Who writes this? Use Geico as your car thing... Really who writes this? Eat Funonins! They are the funest onions in the world! Two fighting pomes: This a pome my friend wrote and then the bottom one I countred... Emotionaless Why do they stare at me? I can never be sure of why I am truly hurt. I look around seeing all the ways people can be mean. And scariest of all... is there’s NOTHING at all I can do about it... I mean what can I do? The only thing I can think of is being a jerk just like them How...WHY...would I want to be like them How could I do that to them? No matter how much they hurt me... I could never be one of them... Who says you have to be like them? Why be one of them when you can be one of us? If they hurt you just say something... But that would just make me like them, huh? You can just ignore them... Well it may not help but you always have a friend in me. I will be right by your side when they want to hurt you... For even though they hurt you... I will always care... I, Prinzzez_kitten, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join. If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. 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1. Wolves KingdomA girl with a long hidden gift to speak to animals, and her fiend, are thrust into a wolf's world after the girl saves a preciuose member of the royal wolf family. Can the cat bureau help them? Possible Baron/O.C. not sure yet. Sorry no Haru in this one.Cat Returns - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Published: 11-15-092. Two souls, to many lovers » reviewsSequel to OW Crypta. KeKe's life was normal, until she got powers. Then she fell in love. Then her powers were gone, now she had the oddest dream.What does it mean, who will she choose?Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 10-11-093. OW Crypta » reviewsA Latina girl gets bit and scrached by cryptic beings, gets powers, connects her to her heritege, and unlocks her forgoten past to give her a future. Future Dr.C/O.C.Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,997 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 4-9-09 - Complete4. Knowing At what cost?A girl who just wants to know, but doens't know what gets caught up in "Imprisoned" Look inside if you want to know more, k?Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Published: 10-7-09 - Haru5. A flame that would not burn » reviewsMy first O.C.! She is the newest fairy and has a well strange talent....fire. And a certin fairy is falling for her! Hope you love it! But if you don't then don't Read or Review!Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 12-14-086. Katempt reviewsA young woman is betraed by her sister. All she has left is her cat Katempt, and her powers. The only way she can survive is if she can figure out the secret Katempt is hiding about his clan. Maybe romace later?Crossover - His Dark Materials & Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-26-097. Cold as death » reviewsJust a few stories from beyond the grave and some scary stuff! There is a bit of horror. Hey it probley sucks but you want to read it be my guest! I kinda like it. Don't like don't read.Total Drama Island - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-29-09 - Published: 12-7-08 - Courtney8. The Language of Love » reviewsThis is just a cute C.G/Luis story. It is my best ever so please read!Future Is Wild - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 2-26-09 - Complete9. A new man » reviewsWhat happens when a new man moves in on Pucca? What will Garu do? read to find out! Updated and written better by far!Pucca - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 11-18-0710. Total Drama Crazy » reviewsWe have the camepers! Now the story will begine! Still T still romace and of cores DRAMA! .Total Drama Island - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,499 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 10-26-08 - Published: 9-20-0811. Daydreams » reviewsWhat do the Class of 3000 kids daydream of?Class of 300 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-1-0812. Troubles of a Working Girl 2 the real story » reviewsHere is the actual story. Two peopel show up in Pucca's life one day. What do they have instore for her? Is Garu falling in love whith her? Well the only way to find out to is to read! Oh and the Genre 2 is actualy actionPucca - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 8-5-08
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