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Hey I'm Amethyst-Violet. I think that it is really cool how there are people from all sorts of places on this website so I just felt like mentioning that random fact.

I love reading, you can probably guess that though since I'm on this website. My favorite series at the moment is Maximum Ride. I love it! My interests are pretty much reading and thats about it. Don't' get me wrong, I like movies and music like any normal teenagers. But I'm not really interested in sports or anything like that. I am also extremely random... just random. Sometimes I get the strangest thoughts out of nowhere. I might be talking about how I forgot something and the next second I am talking about something like on the other side of the world from that! I can be funny at times, but not so much while writing. Hmm... what else to say? Oh yea, drugs are bad, books are good, and make sure to read... a lot. Hahaha sorry, told ya I'm random.

Ohhhh want to know another random thing I just recently found out that most of you probably know but I didn't? P.S. means post script.

Randomness is awesome lol. I'm not as crazy as I sound though.

Some Good Books Are:

MAXIMUM RIDE BOOKS, Dawn Undercover, Alex Rider series, Cryptid Hunters, The Printer's Devil, YOUNG WIZARDS SERIES by Diane Duane, The Oracle Betrayed, The Serpent Gift, Warriors series, Nothing but the Truth, The Pig man :(, MARA DAUGHTER OF THE NILE!, Dragon Keeper, Basilisk, The Amulet of Samarkand, Messenger, GREGOR THE OVERLAND SERIES, The Outsiders :(, Undine, The Thief and the books that follow it, The Cry of Icemark, The Named, The Dark, The Key, Silverwing

There are a lot more books but I'm getting tired of writing them down so...

Favorite Movies- Titanic, Phantom of the Opera, Pride and Prejudice, Becoming Jane (freaking hate the end though), 27 Dresses, The Matrix, Superman Returns, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Harry Potter Movies, Anything with Will Smith. And a million other movies but I'm drawing a blank...

Music: I like Balkan music the most. I like a lot of different things though. Some of my favorites are Paramore, Metro Station, Rihanna, Cobra Starship, Kate Nash, Katy Perry, Pussycat Dolls, One Republic, Matchbox Twenty, Boys like girls, Fall out Boy, All American Rejects, Beyonce, and a zillion other people but I'm drawing a blank again. Haha

Funny Things I Found:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

Perfect men are only fictional. (Sigh Fang)

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

15. The day you don't wash your hair is the day you meet a cute boy.

Maximum Ride Copy Thingies:

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! (That is my FAVORITE PART!)

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you dream in maximum ride like every night post this in your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

Random Copy Thingies:

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (Bad bugs)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

OKAY THAT'S IT FOR NOW.

IF YOU READ ANY OF MY FICS MAKE SURE TO REVIEW. IT MAKES ME HAPPY, UNLESS IT'S MEAN THEN I'M NOT SO HAPPY BUT OH WELL.